I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Is it that fat lazy hairy and "drools" alot but still somehow cute?
It's huge and girls are all over it, even at the local park?
do you keep a small barrel around it
so I take it you have sideburns on your dick.
It weighs 300 lbs. and destroys the unwary?
3.27, u win. Results are in.
Wow sir, get that waxed.
Stop trying. 3.27 already won.
Fuck soviet Russia
In that case\nMines a rocketship
In Soviet Russia, penises compare you!
lol way to represent the 925!!! Funny
That's not weird! I'm a navy girl; I use boats. Dingy, schooner, cruiser, destroyer, and finally, the god of cocks, the titanic.