I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Is the contract allowed in your ass?
But...the anus is natures pocket.
Where do you get something like that notarized?
Make sure you include Kobe Bryant and Ben Rothlisburger on your list. You never know when they will come knocking on your door and want some forced anal sex.
Only if my penis isn't on the list
I think it would be easier to make a list of things u can put in your ass...
Don't forget to include whole frozen salmon to the list of excluded items.
That is an exit not an entrance!!!!!
Just try to think of it like a Wal-Mart door...everybody reads the DO NOT ENTER sign, but we choose to ignore it.
Your all crazy she can make I list if stuff to put in her ass all she wants jelous mofos
Its safer to make a list of things he CAN, and exclude the rest. Otherwise you might get some very unpleasant surprises.
Okay, who brought the bowling pin??
If you allow liquids in there i will suck ot dry cuz im firsty.
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read aside from your birth certificate.