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  • Submitted by MrMojoRisen on Oct 21, 10 at 3:25pm

    Is the contract allowed in your ass?

  • Submitted by Mr_birds on Oct 21, 10 at 11:10am

    But...the anus is natures pocket.

  • Submitted by cazzo on Oct 21, 10 at 11:38am

    Make sure you include Kobe Bryant and Ben Rothlisburger on your list. You never know when they will come knocking on your door and want some forced anal sex.

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Oct 21, 10 at 7:23pm

    Where do you get something like that notarized?

  • Submitted by reply_ on Oct 21, 10 at 10:34am

    gerbils?

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    Submitted by Phys on Oct 21, 10 at 12:18pm

    Only if my penis isn't on the list

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 10 at 8:54pm

    I think it would be easier to make a list of things u can put in your ass...

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 21, 10 at 4:43pm

    Don't forget to include whole frozen salmon to the list of excluded items.

  • Submitted by penpan on Oct 21, 10 at 12:03pm

    That is an exit not an entrance!!!!!

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 5:17pm

      Just try to think of it like a Wal-Mart door...everybody reads the DO NOT ENTER sign, but we choose to ignore it.

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    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Oct 21, 10 at 11:09pm

    Its safer to make a list of things he CAN, and exclude the rest. Otherwise you might get some very unpleasant surprises.

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 21, 10 at 11:16am

    wow....really though?!

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    Submitted by queenofpa on Oct 21, 10 at 11:02am

    That's disgusting

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    Submitted by vientiane007 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:19am

    Your all crazy she can make I list if stuff to put in her ass all she wants jelous mofos

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jun 24, 12 at 6:14pm

    Okay, who brought the bowling pin??

  • Submitted by Tenderizer on Oct 21, 10 at 10:25am

    If you allow liquids in there i will suck ot dry cuz im firsty.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 24, 10 at 1:26am

      This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read aside from your birth certificate.