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  • Is the contract allowed in your ass?

    Submitted by MrMojoRisen on Oct 21, 10 at 3:25pm
  • But...the anus is natures pocket.

    Submitted by Mr_birds on Oct 21, 10 at 11:10am
  • Where do you get something like that notarized?

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Oct 21, 10 at 7:23pm
  • Make sure you include Kobe Bryant and Ben Rothlisburger on your list. You never know when they will come knocking on your door and want some forced anal sex.

    Submitted by cazzo on Oct 21, 10 at 11:38am
  • gerbils?

    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 21, 10 at 10:34am
  • Only if my penis isn't on the list

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 21, 10 at 12:18pm
  • I think it would be easier to make a list of things u can put in your ass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 10 at 8:54pm
  • Don't forget to include whole frozen salmon to the list of excluded items.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 21, 10 at 4:43pm
  • That is an exit not an entrance!!!!!

    Submitted by penpan on Oct 21, 10 at 12:03pm
    • Just try to think of it like a Wal-Mart door...everybody reads the DO NOT ENTER sign, but we choose to ignore it.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Your all crazy she can make I list if stuff to put in her ass all she wants jelous mofos

    Submitted by vientiane007 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:19am
  • wow....really though?!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 21, 10 at 11:16am
  • That's disgusting

    Submitted by queenofpa on Oct 21, 10 at 11:02am
  • Its safer to make a list of things he CAN, and exclude the rest. Otherwise you might get some very unpleasant surprises.

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Oct 21, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Okay, who brought the bowling pin??

    Submitted by hogfish on Jun 24, 12 at 6:14pm
  • If you allow liquids in there i will suck ot dry cuz im firsty.

    Submitted by Tenderizer on Oct 21, 10 at 10:25am
    • This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read aside from your birth certificate.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 24, 10 at 1:26am