Did I show you my penis last night?
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worst thing to ask after you go clubbing with your cousins.
you tried, but i could hardly see it.
I feel like this sums up the whole site.
farve? is that you?!
Ohhh... Is that what that was.... Bahhhh!
THAT was a penis? Holy Shit
Yes Lady Gaga you did
were you planning to?
Kinda looked like one, only WAY smaller.
Better to use than show.
Yea it took me 20 minutes to find it
Brett? Is that you? The announcers are always talking about your SHORT memory span...
oh man, the stuff that goes on with drunk frat boys.
I think this message is from Bret Farve..possibly.
Yea, you wanted to play "I spy" but I couldn't find it
TFLN i see you have nay changed same goes for you commenters hows it been
Pffft lmao tht wow i wuld be weirdes out if a guy texted me this
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has gotten this txt before... (the answer was yes)
After she looked away when she saw you unzip your zipper, something slapped her in the face. If you call that showing, then yes, yes indeed.
Hahahahhahahah yes you did
I think I saw this as a facebook status once.
Worst thing to send to your mom
Yeah it was so small.
Almost sounds like me, right? lol
How do these shitty one liners even make it on here?