Did I show you my penis last night?
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worst thing to ask after you go clubbing with your cousins.
you tried, but i could hardly see it.
I feel like this sums up the whole site.
farve? is that you?!
Ohhh... Is that what that was.... Bahhhh!
THAT was a penis? Holy Shit
Yea it took me 20 minutes to find it
Kinda looked like one, only WAY smaller.
were you planning to?
Yes Lady Gaga you did
Better to use than show.
Brett? Is that you? The announcers are always talking about your SHORT memory span...
oh man, the stuff that goes on with drunk frat boys.
Worst thing to send to your mom
I think this message is from Bret Farve..possibly.
TFLN i see you have nay changed same goes for you commenters hows it been
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has gotten this txt before... (the answer was yes)
Hahahahhahahah yes you did
After she looked away when she saw you unzip your zipper, something slapped her in the face. If you call that showing, then yes, yes indeed.
Pffft lmao tht wow i wuld be weirdes out if a guy texted me this
Yea, you wanted to play "I spy" but I couldn't find it
I think I saw this as a facebook status once.
Almost sounds like me, right? lol
Yeah it was so small.
How do these shitty one liners even make it on here?