Did I show you my penis last night?
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worst thing to ask after you go clubbing with your cousins.
you tried, but i could hardly see it.
I feel like this sums up the whole site.
farve? is that you?!
THAT was a penis? Holy Shit
Ohhh... Is that what that was.... Bahhhh!
Yes Lady Gaga you did
were you planning to?
Better to use than show.
Kinda looked like one, only WAY smaller.
Brett? Is that you? The announcers are always talking about your SHORT memory span...
Yea it took me 20 minutes to find it
oh man, the stuff that goes on with drunk frat boys.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has gotten this txt before... (the answer was yes)
TFLN i see you have nay changed same goes for you commenters hows it been
Hahahahhahahah yes you did
Yea, you wanted to play "I spy" but I couldn't find it
I think this message is from Bret Farve..possibly.
After she looked away when she saw you unzip your zipper, something slapped her in the face. If you call that showing, then yes, yes indeed.
Worst thing to send to your mom
Almost sounds like me, right? lol
I think I saw this as a facebook status once.
Pffft lmao tht wow i wuld be weirdes out if a guy texted me this
How do these shitty one liners even make it on here?
Yeah it was so small.