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  • Submitted by canonymous on Oct 17, 10 at 5:34pm

    worst thing to ask after you go clubbing with your cousins.

  • Submitted by Xander03 on Oct 17, 10 at 5:23pm

    you tried, but i could hardly see it.

  • Submitted by ThePuff122 on Oct 17, 10 at 10:03pm

    I feel like this sums up the whole site.

  • Submitted by OneHottMess on Oct 17, 10 at 10:49pm

    farve? is that you?!

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 17, 10 at 11:07pm

    *Mass text*

  • Submitted by Michguy on Oct 17, 10 at 8:05pm

    Better to use than show.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 10 at 11:16pm

    Yes Lady Gaga you did

  • Submitted by blite on Oct 17, 10 at 4:42pm

    Ohhh... Is that what that was.... Bahhhh!

  • Submitted by FUCKsovietRUSHA on Oct 17, 10 at 4:54pm

    THAT was a penis? Holy Shit

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    Submitted by ur_a_towel on Oct 17, 10 at 6:50pm

    were you planning to?

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    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 18, 10 at 1:04am

    Kinda looked like one, only WAY smaller.

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    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Oct 17, 10 at 5:26pm

    oh man, the stuff that goes on with drunk frat boys.

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    Submitted by crich897 on Oct 17, 10 at 6:09pm

    nope. shame.

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    Submitted by Poop_Poop on Oct 17, 10 at 10:43pm

    Brett? Is that you? The announcers are always talking about your SHORT memory span...

  • 75 64
    Submitted by StreaksFS22 on Oct 17, 10 at 10:37pm

    Yea, you wanted to play "I spy" but I couldn't find it

  • 77 73
    Submitted by chiefs19 on Oct 17, 10 at 8:10pm

    Yea it took me 20 minutes to find it

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    Submitted by dawsonar01 on Oct 17, 10 at 7:23pm

    Hahahahhahahah yes you did

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    Submitted by mewhenim on Oct 18, 10 at 4:52am

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has gotten this txt before... (the answer was yes)

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Oct 19, 10 at 10:15pm

    Almost sounds like me, right? lol

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    Submitted by STR8FeDii on Oct 18, 10 at 3:27pm

    Worst thing to send to your mom

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    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 19, 10 at 2:40am

    I think I saw this as a facebook status once.

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    Submitted by doubcheeze on Oct 17, 10 at 11:43pm

    Dylan Geldart.....

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    Submitted by ButterFLY21 on Oct 18, 10 at 4:35pm

    I think this message is from Bret Farve..possibly.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 17, 10 at 8:39pm

    After she looked away when she saw you unzip your zipper, something slapped her in the face. If you call that showing, then yes, yes indeed.

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    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Oct 17, 10 at 7:42pm

    TFLN i see you have nay changed same goes for you commenters hows it been

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    Submitted by adriannaamore on Oct 18, 10 at 8:08pm

    Pffft lmao tht wow i wuld be weirdes out if a guy texted me this

  • Submitted by trudy on Oct 17, 10 at 6:46pm

    How do these shitty one liners even make it on here?

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    Submitted by jadexxx11 on Oct 17, 10 at 4:49pm

    Yeah it was so small.

  • Submitted by loveforyou on Oct 17, 10 at 4:30pm

    FIRST