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  • 241 48
    Submitted by canonymous on Oct 17, 10 at 5:34pm
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    worst thing to ask after you go clubbing with your cousins.

  • 185 53
    Submitted by Xander03 on Oct 17, 10 at 5:23pm
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    you tried, but i could hardly see it.

  • 174 51
    Submitted by ThePuff122 on Oct 17, 10 at 10:03pm
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    I feel like this sums up the whole site.

  • 156 43
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Oct 17, 10 at 10:49pm
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    farve? is that you?!

  • 131 46
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 17, 10 at 11:07pm
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    *Mass text*

  • 83 49
    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 17, 10 at 8:05pm
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    Better to use than show.

  • 87 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 10 at 11:16pm
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    Yes Lady Gaga you did

  • 85 64
    Submitted by blite on Oct 17, 10 at 4:42pm
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    Ohhh... Is that what that was.... Bahhhh!

  • 80 64
    Submitted by FUCKsovietRUSHA on Oct 17, 10 at 4:54pm
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    THAT was a penis? Holy Shit

  • 73 57
    Submitted by ur_a_towel on Oct 17, 10 at 6:50pm
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    were you planning to?

  • 83 84
    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Oct 17, 10 at 5:26pm
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    oh man, the stuff that goes on with drunk frat boys.

  • 61 53
    Submitted by crich897 on Oct 17, 10 at 6:09pm
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    nope. shame.

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Poop_Poop on Oct 17, 10 at 10:43pm
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    Brett? Is that you? The announcers are always talking about your SHORT memory span...

  • 61 58
    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 18, 10 at 1:04am
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    Kinda looked like one, only WAY smaller.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by StreaksFS22 on Oct 17, 10 at 10:37pm
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    Yea, you wanted to play "I spy" but I couldn't find it

  • 61 62
    Submitted by chiefs19 on Oct 17, 10 at 8:10pm
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    Yea it took me 20 minutes to find it

  • 55 59
    Submitted by mewhenim on Oct 18, 10 at 4:52am
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    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has gotten this txt before... (the answer was yes)

  • 51 52
    Submitted by dawsonar01 on Oct 17, 10 at 7:23pm
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    Hahahahhahahah yes you did

  • 45 44
    Submitted by STR8FeDii on Oct 18, 10 at 3:27pm
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    Worst thing to send to your mom

  • 48 58
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Oct 19, 10 at 10:15pm
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    Almost sounds like me, right? lol

  • 36 44
    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 19, 10 at 2:40am
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    I think I saw this as a facebook status once.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 17, 10 at 8:39pm
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    After she looked away when she saw you unzip your zipper, something slapped her in the face. If you call that showing, then yes, yes indeed.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Oct 17, 10 at 7:42pm
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    TFLN i see you have nay changed same goes for you commenters hows it been

  • 35 53
    Submitted by doubcheeze on Oct 17, 10 at 11:43pm
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    Dylan Geldart.....

  • 34 53
    Submitted by ButterFLY21 on Oct 18, 10 at 4:35pm
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    I think this message is from Bret Farve..possibly.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by adriannaamore on Oct 18, 10 at 8:08pm
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    Pffft lmao tht wow i wuld be weirdes out if a guy texted me this

  • 48 92
    Submitted by trudy on Oct 17, 10 at 6:46pm
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    How do these shitty one liners even make it on here?

  • 36 83
    Submitted by jadexxx11 on Oct 17, 10 at 4:49pm
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    Yeah it was so small.

  • 61 142
    Submitted by loveforyou on Oct 17, 10 at 4:30pm
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    FIRST