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  • 77 18
    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 21, 10 at 11:43am

    Did anyone else just focus on the alliteration when they read this?

  • 54 16
    Submitted by beccar on Aug 21, 10 at 9:27am

    Only shame and syphilis.

  • 44 12
    Submitted by F_AIL on Aug 21, 10 at 11:11am

    Simply because you phrased, "...banging bitches." I see nothing but this type of sex in your future. Good luck champ!

  • 37 16
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 21, 10 at 9:33am

    College is a unique ectasy during a period of your life. It shouldn't be repeated.

  • 26 15
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:43pm

    Yeah nothing turns me on more than those little urinal cakes...FAIL!

  • 22 16
    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:52pm

    Did the situation finally grow up?\n\nNah not possible, he's "tool" for life haha

  • 19 14
    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 21, 10 at 12:56pm

    That's the worst part of graduating

  • 17 12
    Submitted by heyThere69 on Aug 22, 10 at 8:34am

    I get that what he said is demeaning and wrong, but it's tfln people, what do you expect? mel24, I did notice that lol

  • 19 16
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 21, 10 at 1:56pm

    R Kelly?

  • 19 19
    Submitted by nAppYKraCkuh on Aug 21, 10 at 9:03pm

    So work bar back

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 21, 10 at 9:54am

    When the zombies come, the only thing you'll do after banging bitches is ensure she is still tied and gagged, and hope solanum isn't transmittable through intercourse.

  • 16 21
    Submitted by weecoo on Aug 22, 10 at 9:32pm

    @Dr_Pepper: Solanum is transferable through any bodily fluid.

  • 12 17
    Submitted by missezandera on Aug 22, 10 at 12:24am

    It reminds me of an HU song :)

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