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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend

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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

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Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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