If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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maybe if you're into the never ending story of the herp
haha you people are dumb, herpes just like EVERYTHING has different effects on everyone, depends on your body. 1 in 5 people has it, why? Because the symptoms are hardly noticeable for some people. There's way too much stigma around STDs because it involves sex, ohhh no! But get some disease because you drink/smoke every day, and lets all feel sorry.
My Herpes Taste Like Strawberry. :)
And now, ladies and gentlemen... Conway Twitty.
Except for the fact that he can't spread his syphilis...
YES!!!! hahahaa finally someone else noticed!! Those fuckin' people have the time of their lives with those warts! Hang gliding! rock climbing! Dual bathtubs on the beach @ sunset! They're cooler than the Cialas people!
Hell yeah bro i love havin herpes
Hermoine granger is hot... I'm happy to be her age.
Syphilis is fucking awesome. Nietzsche had syphilis and look how cool he was.
THIS ISN"T FML!!!!!! STOP POSTING HERE BECAUSE YOU GET REJECTED THERE!
I think i'd pick an STD that was actually curable.
The herpe isn't a big deal. Take your valtrex and don't touch when you get the sores (which can happen as little as once every 4 years).
Herpes can cause blindness in your child if it contracts it on the way out of the birth canal. The clap is probably the easiest, burns when you pee, take some pills, and presto gone.
You need to talk to more people and make friends... and that aint gonna happen in a library :)
This is an OLD joke about a little boy who wants adventure so he buy's Tampax tampons so that he can go horseback riding, scuba diving, mountain climbing... Nice try. Doesn't mean you didn't text it, just means it's not that funny anymore.
Don't worry sweetheart, I'll clean your herpes scabs with a sawduster!
1. Just go to a party at STDSU and get taken advantage of, you'll catch it. 2. You know why she's doing all that shit? Because no one will have sex with her anymore now that she has HERPES.
i found this article that said over 90% of americans have some form of herpes
Sounds like a USD chick studying for the bar
I heard Jesus had aids
chicken pox is a form of herpes
il eat your perfactly fine vagina!
And yes, I KNOW HE WAS FICTIONAL. Doesn't make him less awesome.
Captain Jack Sparrow had syphilis.
Gee, Library sounds like fun, now.
me too, 3:29.
and for the dumbass way up there at 3:15- herpes doesn't really do anything? i guess not-- if you consider painful, open, hideous sores in your genital area and flu-like symptoms everytime they erupt nothing. hooray for sex ed!
your average wort.. like the ones you get on your hand or foot are also a form of herpes. its just the benign kind. perfectly harmless. I guess its the Herpes Simplex that 12:59 is talking about.
and according to The Office, Ben Franklin has syphilis too.
so there you go.
lmfao!!! @ 3:52,
and its true, herpes is probably one of the better std's.. gonorrhea can kill your reproductive system and syphilis makes you go insane.
herpes and o.b. tampons for everyone.
lol...i'd pick crabs ...because you can get rid of those.
LOL wow. except that you can't cure herpes..problem?
as a librarian who bangs patrons, i'm offended.
FUCK! I ride a bike.
Clemidia rocks because it burns when you pee and pain is awesome!
The reason she is doing all the shit is because no one wants to fuckin date her - stay in the library!!
Waffles are ready!
They shows those "fun activities" because those r potential contraction locations!
5:05 um... wtf are you talking about? Some people only get the sores once in a few years. And they're very small. And there are no symptoms to go with it.
Take echinacea to boost your immune system if you're effected that much.
Fever blisters, chicken pox, shingles, genital herpes, and bells palsy are all herpes viruses.
Pick one; they are gauranteed misery.
6:31 is the kind of person who falls victim to herpes.
Cold sores - mouth herpes
Fever blisters - nose herpes
Hell even your eyes can have herpes. So yes, it is actually reasonable that 90%+ of people have it in some form, it's called Herpes Simplex.
I pick none. I don't have any and life is great :)
lmaoo this shit is funny.
buy yea no cure. & it can spread a lot.
I wonder if I know this person.
so how about i take you to a bookstore instead of the library today...jazz it up a bit
Know your shit before you talk. You get awful symptoms with herpes, it's a very serious STD. It's an awful virus to have that you have to cope with for the rest of your life
10:00 Chicken pox is a form of HPV you idiot. Read a book before you try to kick some knowledge.
I gave a chick herpes in a library once.
HAHAHA!!! I love San Diego!!!
yeah, no one's touching my immaculate box either... :( le sigh.
did anyone else think of hermoine granger??????
thats really fuckin sexy 3:43, just had a mental picture and threw up alittle in my mouth
I found this article that said you're lying.
this was on 10 things i hate about you ...
just a little different but very very very similar in context.
you can't cure it but it really doesn't even dooo anything! llol
the clap is the one of choice...curable!