Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • haha you people are dumb, herpes just like EVERYTHING has different effects on everyone, depends on your body. 1 in 5 people has it, why? Because the symptoms are hardly noticeable for some people. There's way too much stigma around STDs because it involves sex, ohhh no! But get some disease because you drink/smoke every day, and lets all feel sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:05pm
  • maybe if you're into the never ending story of the herp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:04pm
  • My Herpes Taste Like Strawberry. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:43am
  • Hell yeah bro i love havin herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:19am
  • Except for the fact that he can't spread his syphilis...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:02am
  • And now, ladies and gentlemen... Conway Twitty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:52am
  • I think i'd pick an STD that was actually curable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:29pm
  • YES!!!! hahahaa finally someone else noticed!! Those fuckin' people have the time of their lives with those warts! Hang gliding! rock climbing! Dual bathtubs on the beach @ sunset! They're cooler than the Cialas people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Syphilis is fucking awesome. Nietzsche had syphilis and look how cool he was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:45am
  • Hermoine granger is hot... I'm happy to be her age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:23pm
  • Herpes can cause blindness in your child if it contracts it on the way out of the birth canal. The clap is probably the easiest, burns when you pee, take some pills, and presto gone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:00am
  • THIS ISN"T FML!!!!!! STOP POSTING HERE BECAUSE YOU GET REJECTED THERE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:26am
  • yeeeeeeeahh..... no

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:53pm
  • The herpe isn't a big deal. Take your valtrex and don't touch when you get the sores (which can happen as little as once every 4 years).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Your mom

    Submitted by urworstnitemare on Sep 8, 11 at 7:08pm
  • 1. Just go to a party at STDSU and get taken advantage of, you'll catch it. 2. You know why she's doing all that shit? Because no one will have sex with her anymore now that she has HERPES.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:53pm
  • I heard Jesus had aids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:28am
  • Don't worry sweetheart, I'll clean your herpes scabs with a sawduster!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:16am
  • You need to talk to more people and make friends... and that aint gonna happen in a library :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:52am
  • il eat your perfactly fine vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:44am
  • Captain Jack Sparrow had syphilis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:00am
  • Sounds like a USD chick studying for the bar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00am
  • And yes, I KNOW HE WAS FICTIONAL. Doesn't make him less awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:01am
  • your average wort.. like the ones you get on your hand or foot are also a form of herpes. its just the benign kind. perfectly harmless. I guess its the Herpes Simplex that 12:59 is talking about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:45pm
  • me too, 3:29. and for the dumbass way up there at 3:15- herpes doesn't really do anything? i guess not-- if you consider painful, open, hideous sores in your genital area and flu-like symptoms everytime they erupt nothing. hooray for sex ed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:05pm
  • lol...i'd pick crabs ...because you can get rid of those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:43pm
  • and according to The Office, Ben Franklin has syphilis too. so there you go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:47am
  • i found this article that said over 90% of americans have some form of herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:51am
  • chicken pox is a form of herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:00am
  • lmfao!!! @ 3:52, and its true, herpes is probably one of the better std's.. gonorrhea can kill your reproductive system and syphilis makes you go insane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:27am
  • herpes and o.b. tampons for everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:32am
  • FUCK! I ride a bike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:20am
  • as a librarian who bangs patrons, i'm offended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:03pm
  • LOL wow. except that you can't cure herpes..problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:14am
  • Gee, Library sounds like fun, now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:29am
  • This is an OLD joke about a little boy who wants adventure so he buy's Tampax tampons so that he can go horseback riding, scuba diving, mountain climbing... Nice try. Doesn't mean you didn't text it, just means it's not that funny anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:41am
  • Fever blisters, chicken pox, shingles, genital herpes, and bells palsy are all herpes viruses. Pick one; they are gauranteed misery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:06pm
  • I pick none. I don't have any and life is great :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:54pm
  • They shows those "fun activities" because those r potential contraction locations!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:48am
  • 5:05 um... wtf are you talking about? Some people only get the sores once in a few years. And they're very small. And there are no symptoms to go with it. Take echinacea to boost your immune system if you're effected that much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:31pm
  • (>'-')># Waffles are ready!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:21pm
  • The reason she is doing all the shit is because no one wants to fuckin date her - stay in the library!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:01pm
  • 6:31 is the kind of person who falls victim to herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:54pm
  • lmaoo this shit is funny. buy yea no cure. & it can spread a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:25am
  • I wonder if I know this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:55am
  • Know your shit before you talk. You get awful symptoms with herpes, it's a very serious STD. It's an awful virus to have that you have to cope with for the rest of your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Clemidia rocks because it burns when you pee and pain is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:58am
  • so how about i take you to a bookstore instead of the library today...jazz it up a bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Cold sores - mouth herpes Fever blisters - nose herpes Hell even your eyes can have herpes. So yes, it is actually reasonable that 90%+ of people have it in some form, it's called Herpes Simplex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:59pm
  • 10:00 Chicken pox is a form of HPV you idiot. Read a book before you try to kick some knowledge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:13am
  • HAHAHA!!! I love San Diego!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:00pm
  • I gave a chick herpes in a library once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:50am
  • did anyone else think of hermoine granger??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:36am
  • yeah, no one's touching my immaculate box either... :( le sigh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37am
  • I found this article that said you're lying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:52am
  • thats really fuckin sexy 3:43, just had a mental picture and threw up alittle in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46am
  • this was on 10 things i hate about you ... just a little different but very very very similar in context. just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:47am
  • the clap is the one of choice...curable!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:19pm
  • you can't cure it but it really doesn't even dooo anything! llol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:15am