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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:42pm

    Don't you ever say that again! It is your duty as a man to fuck as many freshman as you can!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:45pm

    you big pussy -- grow some balls. The freshmen girls are there to give it up. 18 year old pussy is sweet -- go after it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:38pm

    Actually that would be quoting dazed and confused you fucking moron

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:51am

    Apparently this text is driving girls to feminism and reverse sexism.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:22pm

    She trimmed her bush intp a heart ... Cool...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:58pm

    how do you know the OP's talking about a freshman in college? he could be a weird one who dates freshman in high school when he's like a senior.

  • 88 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:18pm

    High school freshman girls and college freshman girls are all the same... drama, drama, drama The only difference is experience and legality.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:29pm

    stage-five clinger! :o

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:41pm

    So the cycle continues, men treat women like toys and they do the same, no wonder Plan B is sold in pez toys. It keeps kids from having them. I swear this site, as much as I laugh my ass off, gives a picture into why this country is in such a steep rate of decline.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:08am

    dude high school girls are awesome cause they are all sluts who will do anyhting to impress. especially those slutty emo girls. whoooweee.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:52pm

    Michael Moore is a douche bag dumb shit

  • 82 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:41pm

    I luv the poon...: )

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:09pm

    shit. you're all terrible people. i hope you get every fucking std out there. assholes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:46pm

    Let's be honest 6:30, your celebacy is not a choice

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:07pm

    ya lots of losers go after highschool girls because girls there own age know there losers your not a man your a pervy loser who gets your ass kicked grow some balls and go for a girl your own age

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:02pm

    The quote is from Dazed and Confused. Family Guy lampooned it. He was fully within his rights for yelling at the youngster that copped an attitude because somebody quoted something all while he showed his age in attacking the guy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:39am

    I was a college freshman virgin! That didn't last long though. Ha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:14pm

    Wat freshman is a virgin in highachool now a days? I mean im not

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:33pm

    ok what kind of girl is a virgin when shes a freshman in college, seriously? THATS A JOKE!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20am

    10:14, no wonder you're not a virgin anymore. you're an idiot who cant bother to put the h in what. good job

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:17pm

    doesnt matter, in the end guys are obsessed with women see above posts/every text on here^^^

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:29am

    Haha...dude freshies are good but u got let them know before the "magic" happens

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:39pm

    I'm a freshman virgin, hot and fuckin' happy about it cause clearly as this site proves all men are worthless shitbags

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:27pm

    fuck the freshman pussy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:22pm

    That's what I love about high school girls... I get older, they stay the same age, yes they do.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:11pm

    that's why you should go for the sluts, not girls with emotion.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:59pm

    Wooww. Pedifile. You should feel sorry making freshman girls feel like you actually have feelings for them

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:41pm

    The quote is in both dazed and confused and family guy. Brian said it. Talk stuff out don't bash people it just makes you look dumber when your wrong.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:12pm

    3:32 you're a fucking retard, that quote was from Dazed and Confused, not family guy... at least know what you're talking about before you decide to be a dick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:51pm

    Fresh meat always fall in love fast -JKIR

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:49pm

    3:37 stop picking up on freshmen boys.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:58pm

    muscatine boys are amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:30pm

    3:37 - Guys like you are the reason I'm sworn to celibacy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:50pm

    I have my no-freshmen-before-November rule. They don't understand the social dynamics of college before the debauchery of Halloween night.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:30pm

    i love h.s. frosh pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:56pm

    Fuck no she's not a keeper! She's 18!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:03pm

    You people are ridiculous

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:33am

    I'm a freshman u can fuck me and I won't send hearts(;

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:05pm

    thats a good sign. Time for round 2.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:02pm

    hmmm good point but probably a college girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:46pm

    agree...if you start feeling sorry for the bitches you have to give up your man card

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:19pm

    @2:59. Dude it's pedophile and it's probably college freshman which means they're legal you dumbass. Think before you accuse

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:20pm

    hahaha try fuckin a freshman only to know your buddy was friends with her and is throwing her a 18th birthday party! she was 17! kill me now ppplease she wont go away

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:47pm

    awww...isn't that sweet. Why don't you put your balls in your purse and let her keep it for you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:34pm

    This would be way cooler to me if it were a real heart... Ie. Anatomy dissection. Or am I showing my Bio roots? :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:31pm

    Either way a freshman in middle school, highschool, or college all suck dick!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:32pm

    3:22 way to quote family guy. Next time kill yourself. Or learn to think for yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:37pm

    Don't you understand that breaking them is half the fun? You conquer them, stretch them, ruin them for other men, then laugh as they cry their little hearts out while you're onto the next. It's called being a MAN, m-a-n, look it up.