So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
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Had a girl ask me how many pineapple rings can I fit on my dick and I told her enough to make you full
wow i hope you guys aren't serious with these posts. i'm disturbed.
That's really fucking stupid
cows too loose.... fuck a goat.... they have tight pussies
UM just go fuck a cow theres plenty o them around cen-cal!
lolllll gotta love fresno.:p
whip cream and my girlfriend
do friends really text each other about this?
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!!!
You aren't starring in American Pie so why not try a real vagina or if not get a pocket pussy!
Baked potatoes = the best.
You ruined the cake and you got icing on your balls, you fucking idiot.
next time try a toaster.
i'll give u 10 doll hairs for that meat. and a blow job.
I butt fuck babies til there are only chunks of corpse meat left.
11:15 way out there we all need to beat his ass
You are one, sick dude...
as they say:
you can't have your cake on your dick and eat it too