You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 94 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:14am

    Had a girl ask me how many pineapple rings can I fit on my dick and I told her enough to make you full

  • 80 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:20am

    wow i hope you guys aren't serious with these posts. i'm disturbed.

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:41am

    do friends really text each other about this?

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:23am

    That's really fucking stupid

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:25am

    If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!!!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:09pm

    lolllll gotta love fresno.:p

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:11am

    You aren't starring in American Pie so why not try a real vagina or if not get a pocket pussy!

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:28am

    11:25: wtf!!??

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:22am

    cows too loose.... fuck a goat.... they have tight pussies

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:50am

    <<>> You are one, sick dude...

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:16am

    UM just go fuck a cow theres plenty o them around cen-cal!

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:23am

    11:15 way out there we all need to beat his ass

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:09pm

    You ruined the cake and you got icing on your balls, you fucking idiot.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:30am

    i'll give u 10 doll hairs for that meat. and a blow job.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:33am

    Baked potatoes = the best.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:06am

    next time try a toaster.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:25am

    I butt fuck babies til there are only chunks of corpse meat left.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:08am

    whip cream and my girlfriend

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:56am

    as they say: you can't have your cake on your dick and eat it too