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  • Hahahaha that's awesome

    Submitted by ksmerk on Mar 23, 10 at 11:27am
  • the blonde girl in the american apparel bodysuits ad has herpes, probably.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:13pm
  • 11:58 because people text stupid ass things. i got a text about 20 minutes ago from a friend say "hot dog vendors are my hero"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:03pm
  • i was really high once and smoked a parliament with a friend. it wasn't until halfway through that i realized it was a menthol (ew www hate them), she had found it unsmoked on the ground by the road, and we were sitting in the car we had just baked with all the windows and doors still closed. never again :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Trust me it can give u the herp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:41pm
  • No dude don't be tempted, run now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:20pm
  • More to the point, can we please start requiring a Health class in Freshman year?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:49am
  • 'this' doesn't indicate the other person is there. Mmkay? But yes, pointless text. More stupid actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:07am
  • I think your anus has herpes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:07pm
  • it's not that the herpes is gross...but picking up a cig you have no idea and contemplating smoking it???? nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • always assume abandoned anything has herpes and opt to NOT put it in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:53am
  • You all do realize that a lot of these texts are done while intoxicated, right? They're not dumb, they're drunk. Pretty sure you're not Einstein after you've had a few either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:37am
  • I really hope you resisted that temptation...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:53am
  • I've always had the philosophy that if you have to resort to smoking stubs dug out of ashtrays, then you NEED to quit smoking! And this from a guy who's been smoking for 30+ years!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I believe it's my solemn duty whenever I contract any sort of disease to spread it as far as possible. Licking peoples toothbrushes, spitting on their toilet paper rolls, licking spoons are among my repertoire. Moral of the story is... Almost everything is diseased. Go for ya life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:41pm
  • why would this be sent in a text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:58am
  • Story of my life....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:57pm