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  • They adopted you even though there may have been some problems. You're lucky you have such loving people for parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:29pm
  • $50 says you're a ginger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Well since the first half of your sentenc makes no sense it must have been true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:09pm
    • the fact that they rode the short bus to school should have been the first clue. www.badmitch.com

      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:32am
  • why are you opening your gifts before christmas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Seriously person below me? Seriously? You are in no place to be calling anyone an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:33am
  • This should be a FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:08pm
  • 12:09 I'm sure we've fucked whatever country you live in up in a war so stfu and gtfo

    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 26, 10 at 12:05am
  • hahahha, just ordered this as a shirt...no joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:14am
  • I'm adopted too but I'm not\nRetarded....

    Submitted by SIVYSIVS on Jan 5, 12 at 12:20am
  • I'm adopted-I can't believe they didn't tell u, I'm truly sorry...this really isn't funny at all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:17pm
  • 4:29 I hope karma bites you in the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:19pm
  • cant let you do that starfox

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:23pm
  • 9:46 - you my friend, are a god among men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:14am
  • Sad. Surprising. But hilarious!

    Submitted by pamagneta on May 14, 10 at 12:20pm
  • 3:56 your a dip shit. When you have a child with mental illness it's true they are a lot to handle. Trust me I know. All he and or she was saying was that even though this person could have ended up menatly I'll the parents still wanted him or her as a child. No matter what. They carted for the person and wanted a baby. Your the asshole. 3/56 take your head out of your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:11pm
  • wow you are all tools. first of all, they missed a word. who gives a damn your not perfect either, second of all saskatchewan is fucking awsome. and thirdly i love how you people pick every text on here apart piece by piece its pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Holy crap that is awesome!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:55pm
  • you "find out"? Well that obviously can't be right...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:51pm
  • who texts that kinda shit info?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Now you know why they didn't tell you.....do you understand?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Ouch

    Submitted by Carter on Jan 11, 10 at 1:47pm
  • I don't think I have ever laughed so hard. What an ego blow all those years later huh? I literally choked on my cheez-its like an idiot! Thank you.

    Submitted by jnikunen on Apr 24, 10 at 3:49pm
  • hahaha funny shiz

    Submitted by jakeman77 on Jun 22, 10 at 4:52pm
  • Haha way to be saskatchewan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:28pm
  • That's American terminology for "child prodigy". To be a mentally retarded American (truly) you need to be unable to read, write, see, hear or drool... A little. it's hard to classify them as mentally retarded when over 60% of their population show signs from every other country's guidelines for diagnosis. Tough break, prodigy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:44pm
  • HELP! -Slippy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! STUPID!!

    Submitted by taymarie on Mar 26, 10 at 2:52am
  • Haha that's pretty shitty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:59pm
  • So ur a lil retarded big deal. Rainman was a ra-tard and he practically bankrupt the casinos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:08pm
  • judging from your great English skills, I'd say you're still showing some signs of mental retardation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:26pm
  • You should post this on FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:17pm
  • stupidddd andd yu obv aren't retarted cuzz if like postin this fine... idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:48pm
  • 9:46 eat shit you inbred waste of life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:49am
  • Corky Thatcher is the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:54pm
  • OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:45am
  • 8:09-- no kidding...not only that but they wouldn't have used the term 'retardation' since the 1970s at the latest...not in professional circles anyway. maybe the op just needed to create an excuse for being stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:49am
  • This is bullshit - they don't have special notes like that on adoption papers. Quit just trying to post stuff to look cool. LAME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Sounds more like an fml to me. Just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Dec 22 guy is a total ass hole this might be fake but that's fucked up Oh yea In soviet Russia retard adopts your parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:56am
  • Wahahahaha! That's one way to find out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:03pm
  • And by the way you epicly fail at using the english language, I'd say they were right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:00pm
  • That's harsh

    Submitted by lakota51 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:24pm
  • Agreed with 1:08 on 17th this should be fml......... &I'm going to hell because i laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Haha you're a Malu!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:47am
  • Retarded or Canadian? Who can tell...?

    Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:15pm
  • Hey they adopted you anyway! That means they must really love you! On the other hand now you know why your biological parents put you up for adoption....

    Submitted by AXLP on Apr 5, 10 at 11:12am
  • based on your grammar, I'd say it's possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Laughed so hard I farted

    Submitted by inlebronwetrust on Jul 7, 10 at 5:04am
  • Proud to be from Sask!! :)

    Submitted by sumoBill on Mar 7, 10 at 1:37pm
  • Wrong, but I laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:29pm
  • You should googld adult adoptees advocating for change. Your parents should've told you that you were adopted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:55pm
  • FYI - they still use the term mental retardation in "professional circles". It's the correct medical terminology for learning disabilities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:11pm
  • haha sounds like a "buddy the elf" situation to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:50am
  • AHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by cookiemuniz on Jul 4, 10 at 11:35am
  • Hah! Makes me think of all the retarded characters in games... "Slippy the frog" from Starfox... Or Diddy Kong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:57pm
  • ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:25pm
  • "So not only just find..." yup, sounds somewhat mentally retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Bad day. Haha

    Submitted by spurtiic on May 2, 10 at 12:11am
  • 5:19... I agree. Thanks for not being a small minded dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:21pm
  • This is the funniest TFLN I've seen in a long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Wow. Agreed. To the person below me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Based on your writing skills, I see they pegged that retardation thing early on.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 16, 11 at 11:26pm
  • Actually I work with mentally challenged and they still say retardation...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Why would you tell anybody about the retard part?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Don't worry, I'm adopted too, when I find mine there will probably some really messed up Fuck on there!!!

    Submitted by skoliro on Apr 13, 11 at 11:49pm
  • Pahahahahahahahahaha I laughed out loud for this haha wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:55pm
  • I'm sure they wrote that right on your birth certificate too. That makes sense. Retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:13pm
  • I think it's technically "you're a dipshit"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Your parental's did it wrong :p

    Submitted by adtr_2badididnt on Apr 9, 11 at 7:43am
  • Well, they are from Saskatchewan, this does make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:20pm
  • HahahahahahHa suuuucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 4:02am
  • u must be retarded to post this stupid shit. atleast you were adopted, your real mother coulda did the world a service and just swallowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:43pm
  • 4:33... Good call :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:29am
  • What's the problem you only showed SOME signs. You could run American president or do you have to be full retard to lead such a group of red neck backwards retards. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:09am
  • eww if i had a retard baby i'd throw it out. that's probably what your birth parents did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Too bad it isn't true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:04am
  • Cared * sorry my phone is terrible with spelling. But regardless you catch my drift .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Agreed with 1:02. OWNED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:17pm
  • you officially fail at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Wow. Fuck all of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:17pm
  • google, my phone sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:55pm
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