i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
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only jealous fucks would say they didn't like jersey. dumb bitches.
8:29 PM, shut the fuck up.
LOL @ the text.
also i hate the fact that they're filming in bergen county. it's all bullshit.
Actually I think New Jersey gives New Jersey a bad name.
If that guy believes that jersey is even remotely cheap to live in or that people in jersey (who are not visiting from long island) actually have accents then he has never been to new jersey. Check and mate.
you know the difference between jersey girls and trash?
trash gets picked up.
Wow! Sensitive much? Lighten the he'll up Francis
dont hate on jersey girls. just because we're better and hotter and NICER then you doesnt mean you have to be bitches
The phrase "I'm from new jersey" has enabled me to touch more gash than the worlds longest working gynocologist, thank you girls from Univ. SoCal.
last time i checked, people move OUT OF new jersey because it's too expensive, not the other way around buddy
I moved from north jersey to Cali for work/school and let me tell you...
Jersey is all over this place, nothing to do, bars close early, and people
Are just lazy and not nearly as cool as east coasters and ESPECIALLY
Jersey people. Jersey is a badge of honor and I love of when people hate on it cause
They couldn't hack it there. Oh, and FACT: people from jersey are statistically
More likely to succeed than people from any other state but Mass. EAT IT.
jersey FUCKING sucks and everybody knows it
you wished you lived in new jersey
i fuckinnggg adore jersey. everything about it is fucking great. 1:59 your a fucking idiot. if jersey was for people who couldnt afford to live anywhere else we wouldnt have the highest property tax in fucking america. jerseys amazing. end of discussion.
BAHAHAHA, I LOVE how everyone from Jersey gets so uptight when people speak poorly of it (and rightly so) ... the truth tends to touch a nerve I guess. If the world needed an enema, they'd stick it in Jersey.
the shitty delaware beaches that are the poor man's obx are still better than the jersey 'shore'
franklin lakes reppppin
10:18 any one who still "fist pumps" esp a female is obv from NJ. Please don't brag about that again. I feel embarassed for you.
Not everyone from Jersey is like that...most aren't.. Jersey is awesome!
I <3 the Jersey Shore.
Let them hate... we know they're wrong.
hahhahahhaha i love this!!!
erryone all upset about people stereotyping Jersey, but um, maybe its Snookie you need to talk to for that, not Textfromlasnite.
i'm sure these people have a ton of experience being here and meeting people from NJ so their hating MUST be legit.....
hahaha, actually neither of us go to U of D.
and we fucking love the real housewives of nj, just sayin.
Jersey is the armpit of america
how is it that jersey housewives are bitchier than the NYC ones??
1) people who are from new jersey DONT have shitty accents like tv makes you believe.
2) jersey is one of the more expensive places on the east coast to live in.
3) you are just jealous
4) jersey girls, we pump our fists...not our gas!
ppl are retarded. stop hatin on eachother and get over it.
You people that think Jersey sucks, fine, get over yourself.
Jersey people, stop being so uptight.
and seriously... get out and travel a little before making judgements, cuz I bet none of you has ever been outside of your own state. ...for realz
Saucer of milk, table for two. Catfight!
they give new jersey a bad reputation!
...new york has the worse drivers, and the only bad nj drivers are the ones from north jersey who came from new york anyway.
4:18 you stole that from a busted tees tshirt
i will never stop being mortified by that show. i live in the next town.
I think 1:59 got his heart broken in jersey
10:18 that's a reference to clubbing and the guido lifestyle not like yay school spirit kind of stuff
uhmm actually new jersey is one of the most expensive places to buy a house so before you want to make fun of us maybe you should really look into your facts.
i love new jersey. its my home and i love it no matter what you say.
Fuck all of you Jersey haters. There's a good reason Kevin Smith has all of his films based in Jersey. Jersey rocks.
PLEASE tell me the two of you go to university of delaware. it only seems right.
Actually I think you have probably never been there, and I'm positive you have no idea what you're talking about. So stop being a jealous, hating, d-bag. Thanks =)
ahhhhhh that was me!
Ahaha. That's great.
1:59... you are obviously mentally ill so this post will stop here.
NEW JERSEY FUCKING ROCKS!
wait love how everyone is hating on jersey were the best and wait we also have the 4 most exspencive countys in america
Watched that episode last night. Good quote
Jersey = dirty with horrible drivers.