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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:13am

    No. He divorced you because you put periods before question marks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:36am

    6:13 beat me to it. Seriously, who does that? (periods, not beating me to it)

  • 89 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:22am

    We need to get better ones back on here..New plan...this weekend after I party I will check my texts the next day..maybe something will be better than this stupid text.

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:21am

    Maybe it's a facebook divorce? People get worked up about those.

  • 87 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:04pm

    Why wouldn't he dump a bitchy bitch for someone that gets him off?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:50am

    Get over it bitch he found someone better!

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    Submitted by steven54 on Mar 9, 10 at 11:07pm

    It was probably on facebook

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:22pm

    is your name audrey? jw

  • 88 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:39pm

    what the fuck.?!..?!.!!.

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:07pm

    maybe he divorced you because you talk like this.?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:14am

    who the fuck decides which texts get put on here? this is crap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:02pm

    by "fucking girlfriend" do you mean that you were dumped for a girl who will actually fuck your ex?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:36am

    So much punctuation.?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:00am

    Yet another facebook 'relationship' related text *YAWN*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:15am

    9:09 - Would that be "Period Question Mark" or "Period Exclamation Point"?

  • 77 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:08am

    he divorced you because you wouldn't take it up the ass and wouldn't swallow.

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:44am

    .?! <<<<< Serious business.

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:52am

    or maybe he divorced you because you have fucked up ideals and morals.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    I can't believe this text made it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:12am

    Why not just stay together and have her move in? All easier, cheaper, and different ass each night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:27am

    what happend to this website. it used to be drunk texts that were funny cause we can relate, now its just stupid things people "text each other" bring back the retro.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:33am

    816 Kansas fucking city bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:09am

    he divorced you because he found a better piece of ass. Ladies....we fuck you until we find something better. Period.

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    Submitted by NPH9384 on Jan 19, 11 at 10:55pm

    If you don't think it's funny then fuck off to a different website

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:12am

    i was about to say NO ONE can be first cause i was first and im not saying it. but someone beat me to saying something

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:42pm

    I DONT KNOW WHY HE COULD HAVE DIVORCED SOMEONE AS SWEET AND CARING AS YOU.?! -_- Get over it, ydi

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:07pm

    let's calm down; this might be on facebook.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:08am

    he divorced you because you are a raving bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:03am

    this is fake and stupid and not funny and how the fuck did this get put up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:57pm

    6:30 yes. improper use of punctuation is the ultimate dealbreaker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:24pm

    he divorced you for the periods before the question mark. for fucking REAL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:02am

    face it, bitch. You had nothing to offer that guy