he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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fuck this unknown error shit
I didn't even know we could squirt until I saw that episode of "Californication" definitely weird.
all you sluts are hurtin for a squirtin
if a guy said "squirt for me" during sex I think I would just start laughing
squirting is gross! i hope i never do it haha.
12:02, yes they do. Its all about G-spot stimulation.
he may be in a dorm or apartment of some sort where he has roomates, therefore the girlfriend thinks it's one of his roomates. still, she's stupid as fuck and should probably recognize her boyfriends voice if he's saying shit like that
you have to have your g-spot stimulated to squirt.. otherwise it's piss. massaging the clit can help.. but you still have to be touching the g-spot.
i bet the girlfriend is a meredith girl. they be a bit lacking, as it were.
HAHHA WHO IS THIS?!?! i know that i know you!
any woman can do it, no you don't necessarily need the g-spot stimulated to achieve it
my name is jenny and i can do it, if you want to see just call 867-5309 :0
yeah, this guy is crazy yet awesome at the same time. his gf, not very astute. the squirting...i want me some of that
my ex-girlfriend loved it when my pussy squirted her in the face, on her tits, hand... wherever I blew LOL
so did he get her to squirt? we want to know!
12:02, not necessarily. Mine squirts easier with a vibe to her clit. She can other ways, but that the easiest way for her. It's almost guaranteed.
so (336), how do you know JJ?
Sure it's not two guys?
3:52, no it's not. it's fluid that builds up in a gland behind your urethra. you squirt from your urethra, not your vagina.
squirt is a funny word when you read it so many times
oh and 11:47, i am not a whore. i just like sex :)
i'm 12:14 ITS BROOKLYN HOLLAAAA hahahah who are uu?!??! i so know you probably
It is already funny that you are a dumb slut, but i cannot wait for you to get STDs. Its going to be awesome.
squirting is awesome!!! like 9:49 says, it confirms youre doing a good job
Ahh, nothing like a squirter to show you you're doing a good job!
was married for 11 years and NEVER did... until my new boyfriend! It is AWESOME!
The last post was meant for 12:32
ive never squirted and im kinda sad about it.
3:23... you dont know wtf your talking about. squirt is fluid from a "female prostate." nothing to do with uterus. BTW i am a woman and i can squirt w clit, g-spot or anal stimuli.... nice n wet!!
well she COULD get it from someone who isn't taken, ya know 3:52!?!?!?
9:49 My honey feels proud every time he gets me to cum. I never knew a man could make me feel so good...
3:23 I squirt from G-spot and anal but not from my clit! You make me SO jealous!
She probably thought he was jerking it a bit too hard
336 is also High Point, Greensboro, Winston, Kernersville, etc, and 919 is all of Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill, and the surrounding areas. You probably DON'T know these people. There are a lot of people living in both of those places...
i'm good at squirting and it feels great when i do it and guys love it
12:14 who are you???
and yes this is the original poster, i know i'm awesome
i dont understand, is the guy cheating on his girlfriend in the same house and the girlfriend doesn't know its him in the room???
10:40, squirting is awesome, I hope I make you do it.
OP, you are a fucking slut. and before anyone jumps down my throat so is the guy who is cheating on his gf.
that aside, shame on the girlfriend too for really being that oblivious.
i <3 a n o n y m o u s p o s t i n g
why? squirting is awesome! I love it!
3:59 i know it covers a lot of area but on the off chance i do know that person i'd like to find out
LOL 12:18. Cheating whore.
haha rep that 336 and 919 i really need to meet her
2:24, you're a tool. i hope you never get laid again (if you ever did, twatwaffle)
12:28, it doesn't count when their judgements are ACCURATE.
haha, if the guy is from the 336 too, i know a few who could fit the bill.
I'm self conscious about my squirting.
I LOVE ME A SQUIRTER
half the shit on this site is ridiculously immoral. why do people still feel the need to call others out on it? get over it! i's fucking funny, who gives a shit if it's wrong? you people are self righteous pricks who probably are just mad cause you aren't getting laid!
dude, she is just gettin hers, whatever
squirting is the most intense feeling ever.
i can't believe i was ever satisfied before.
every woman cannot not get a "female ejaculation" ..its actually a small percentage
squirting is mucus & lining from the uterus walls ,this is almost like a man ejaculating into your mouth just dirtier
5:00 i submitted this, and i'm definitely a girl.
ILove squirting! Except my husband doesnt do it for me...
can't blame him for not respecting someone that stupid.
Chapel Hill/Alamance County area codes...I probably know all of those people
Wow... The girl is a whore, the guy is a fucking douchebag, and the poor girlfriend is in denial. Sad.
Squirting is super hot. Wish I could find a chick who can do it!
Wow. The girl's obviously a whore and the guy's a scumbag. People are disgusting.
you can squirt on me anytime you want....just name the place and time....and let the water sports begin!!
do all girls have the capability to squirt? just curious
people are also judgemental
My gf squirts and it is definitely AWESOME!
Squirting is awesome (and tasty). I wish I had a whore like her.
and for the record the dude that posted the bit about squirting being an indicator for good job....I'd have to agree, there is no more satisfying of a feeling then knowing you are driving your partner up a fuckin wall....its quite the rush btw I'm the above poster
Asshole, slut, and moron. The trifecta.