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  • I love it when people start talking about morals on this site. It's like going to Walmart and complaining about rednecks.

    Submitted by Miri on Aug 18, 10 at 7:16pm
  • i like this chick she is a go getter

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 18, 10 at 2:25pm
  • Has no one thought that maybe he wanted to get to know her first? Think of how many guys have slept with a total nutter and not known it until a few days later!

    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 18, 10 at 2:58pm
  • Classy lady.

    Submitted by wHw on Aug 18, 10 at 2:17pm
  • No sex till date three? I think you just lost your man card

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 18, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Ever think of the possibility he just doesnt want to have sex with u?

    Submitted by Penny_Lane27 on Aug 18, 10 at 5:53pm
  • This guy might be better off with the girl that doesn't touch penis without dinner first

    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Sounds like my kind of girl =]

    Submitted by SoccerStar15 on Aug 18, 10 at 2:36pm
  • (717) is a PA area code,not the jersey shore. I know this b/c i live in PA. Secondly, that is lancaster county and is mainly amish. Might explain date 3.

    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:58pm
  • hmm a guy refusing sex.....naa gotta be fake. unless shes a fat bitch and date 3 means get shit-faced

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 18, 10 at 2:49pm
  • How do you know it's a girl?

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 18, 10 at 2:46pm
  • Walmart and morals in the same sentence? Nonsense. Old fashioned values waiting on date three. Maybe Amish?

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 18, 10 at 9:40pm
  • you're so classy.

    Submitted by sinistar on Aug 19, 10 at 1:28am
  • yeah yeah, we've all seen "love Stinks" with French Stewart and Bridgit Wilson... Nice try though. No Point for originality, but it was a pleasant movie.

    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 18, 10 at 3:05pm
  • I must be too hungover to read this correctly. There is no way this bitch weighs less than 240. Probably double bagger, 1 bag on her head and one on your just in case hers falls off. Lol douchebaginess of the jersey shore. Yeah I just made that word up.

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 18, 10 at 2:50pm
  • I think that's the last chapter of 7 habits of highly effective people.

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:21am
  • Love the retort about Walmart!

    Submitted by malbrown24 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:36pm
  • One of my exes said the same thing. Date one she came sleep over. Date two she stayed the next night too and we slept naked. Date three was the following night and I took the Vcard.

    Submitted by sterven08 on Aug 18, 10 at 2:31pm
  • Haha good ole Hershey PA

    Submitted by dannyfofanny on Aug 18, 10 at 4:20pm
  • Dirty Fact: My cock is hard.

    Submitted by DirtyFact on Aug 18, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Hahahaha, she's a keeper

    Submitted by natio979 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:09pm
  • That bitch must be from yacolt washington

    Submitted by mike8121 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Ok so for starters I did the same thing last week and he loved it lol and second how dare you for stilling my idea

    Submitted by betty01 on Jan 25, 11 at 8:59pm
  • i love sluts! they make the world go around...and me happy.

    Submitted by Glamis4Life08 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Wow!!!

    Submitted by gunjan on Aug 22, 10 at 12:04am
  • You're my kind of girl

    Submitted by wickedstoned on Aug 26, 10 at 12:04am
  • " and remember chris, if she smokes she pokes."

    Submitted by destructo on Aug 18, 10 at 7:35pm
  • Unless this guy is a 40 year old virgin, I think this text involves 2 dudes...

    Submitted by knibe on Aug 18, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Fuck cigs... Smoke on a bong or my dong

    Submitted by PeepsCallMeGay on Aug 21, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Dude is obviously a homo. Probably this is about 2 dudes

    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 18, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Firstyyy

    Submitted by spitfire000o000 on Aug 18, 10 at 2:13pm
  • ballsweat

    Submitted by VPCinc on Aug 19, 10 at 4:03am
  • no its a girl that sent the text but if the guy is actively avoiding fucking her then he is a classic closet case homo and she will eventually be his first hag

    Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 19, 10 at 12:03pm
  • I'm guessing this text is an explanation of why the two of them didn't work out. Pressuring people into sex before they're ready never works out. Either they get hurt or you get dumped. Either way, if he (or she) says he's (or she's) not ready, then just wait. I was going to talk about willpower, but if these people had any, their texts wouldn't be on this site.

    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 7:11pm