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  • Submitted by Miri on Aug 18, 10 at 7:16pm

    I love it when people start talking about morals on this site. It's like going to Walmart and complaining about rednecks.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 18, 10 at 2:25pm

    i like this chick she is a go getter

  • Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 18, 10 at 2:58pm

    Has no one thought that maybe he wanted to get to know her first? Think of how many guys have slept with a total nutter and not known it until a few days later!

  • Submitted by wHw on Aug 18, 10 at 2:17pm

    Classy lady.

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 18, 10 at 2:17pm

    No sex till date three? I think you just lost your man card

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    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:32pm

    This guy might be better off with the girl that doesn't touch penis without dinner first

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    Submitted by SoccerStar15 on Aug 18, 10 at 2:36pm

    Sounds like my kind of girl =]

  • Submitted by babe975 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:58pm

    (717) is a PA area code,not the jersey shore. I know this b/c i live in PA. Secondly, that is lancaster county and is mainly amish. Might explain date 3.

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    Submitted by Penny_Lane27 on Aug 18, 10 at 5:53pm

    Ever think of the possibility he just doesnt want to have sex with u?

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 18, 10 at 2:49pm

    hmm a guy refusing sex.....naa gotta be fake. unless shes a fat bitch and date 3 means get shit-faced

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    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 18, 10 at 9:40pm

    Walmart and morals in the same sentence? Nonsense. Old fashioned values waiting on date three. Maybe Amish?

  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 18, 10 at 2:46pm

    How do you know it's a girl?

  • Submitted by sinistar on Aug 19, 10 at 1:28am

    you're so classy.

  • Submitted by sterven08 on Aug 18, 10 at 2:31pm

    One of my exes said the same thing. Date one she came sleep over. Date two she stayed the next night too and we slept naked. Date three was the following night and I took the Vcard.

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    Submitted by natio979 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:09pm

    Hahahaha, she's a keeper

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    Submitted by dannyfofanny on Aug 18, 10 at 4:20pm

    Haha good ole Hershey PA

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      Submitted by meattastic on Aug 18, 10 at 6:50pm

      Nope. That's a Perry County girl.

  • Submitted by DirtyFact on Aug 18, 10 at 3:03pm

    Dirty Fact: My cock is hard.

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    Submitted by mike8121 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:55pm

    That bitch must be from yacolt washington

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    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:21am

    I think that's the last chapter of 7 habits of highly effective people.

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    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 18, 10 at 3:05pm

    yeah yeah, we've all seen "love Stinks" with French Stewart and Bridgit Wilson... Nice try though. No Point for originality, but it was a pleasant movie.

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    Submitted by malbrown24 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:36pm

    Love the retort about Walmart!

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 18, 10 at 2:50pm

    I must be too hungover to read this correctly. There is no way this bitch weighs less than 240. Probably double bagger, 1 bag on her head and one on your just in case hers falls off. Lol douchebaginess of the jersey shore. Yeah I just made that word up.

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    Submitted by Glamis4Life08 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:49pm

    i love sluts! they make the world go around...and me happy.

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    Submitted by betty01 on Jan 25, 11 at 8:59pm

    Ok so for starters I did the same thing last week and he loved it lol and second how dare you for stilling my idea

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    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 18, 10 at 8:17pm

    Dude is obviously a homo. Probably this is about 2 dudes

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    Submitted by wickedstoned on Aug 26, 10 at 12:04am

    You're my kind of girl

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    Submitted by destructo on Aug 18, 10 at 7:35pm

    " and remember chris, if she smokes she pokes."

  • Submitted by knibe on Aug 18, 10 at 5:27pm

    Unless this guy is a 40 year old virgin, I think this text involves 2 dudes...

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    Submitted by gunjan on Aug 22, 10 at 12:04am


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    Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 19, 10 at 12:03pm

    no its a girl that sent the text but if the guy is actively avoiding fucking her then he is a classic closet case homo and she will eventually be his first hag

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  • Submitted by PeepsCallMeGay on Aug 21, 10 at 11:40pm

    Fuck cigs... Smoke on a bong or my dong

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    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 7:11pm

    I'm guessing this text is an explanation of why the two of them didn't work out. Pressuring people into sex before they're ready never works out. Either they get hurt or you get dumped. Either way, if he (or she) says he's (or she's) not ready, then just wait. I was going to talk about willpower, but if these people had any, their texts wouldn't be on this site.