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  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:24am

    4:13 you are a lonely bastad

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:04pm

    Weird

  • 76 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:07pm

    I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers.

    • 59 65
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:13pm

      Lemme Finish: Your Mom proceeded to suck your small penis and you shot your manhood into her eye. You then looked at her and said, Mom, you're a good egg.....

  • 60 56
    Submitted by ellysaKbizzle on Mar 4, 10 at 12:45am

    ravioli is the fucking worst thing to throw up. damn that shit is nastayyyy!

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 25, 10 at 7:57pm

    yeah it also LOOKS the same...

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:04pm

    In soviet Russia chef boyardee throws up you

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:26am

    Keepin it classy, jersey.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:16pm

    Hey

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:52pm

    Someone is Copy and pasting shit from FML on this site? Why?

    • 57 60
      Submitted by abyss on Jan 26, 10 at 8:24am

      They're probably run by the same parent company... you know, like best buy and futureshop.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:27pm

    spaghettios. when I was eight. haven't been able to eat them since.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:33pm

    No, chef boyardee smells the same as vomit. I'd rather eat a big turd than chef boyardee.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:05pm

    First

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:05pm

    Not first

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:18pm

    They all smell and taste the same no matter which one u have!

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:15pm

    I remember myyyy first beer....

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:04am

    Good old 609 :)

    • 64 62
      Submitted by briguy92 on Jan 27, 10 at 11:10pm

      856 is better =]

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:24am

    Jew probably did it to save money. Or a Chinese person

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:34pm

    405 is the shit

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:06pm

    Sad truth

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:05pm

    First

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:31pm

    Yummy!!! Thank god for college kids!!!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:33pm

    Ha ha ha.... This sounds like me n my best friend lmao

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:04pm

    First

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:07pm

    LOOOOL

  • 38 44
    Submitted by shitbirds on Nov 27, 11 at 12:08am

    I've figured that out as well!!

  • 54 77
    Submitted by DubbyaTeaEff on Jan 26, 10 at 8:14pm

    Good ol' Jersey. I have a feeling I know these people.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:51pm

    that would come from 609 lol

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:05pm

    the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's.

    • 59 68
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:17pm

      Make sure you put TP on the Rim....

    • 50 72
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:19pm

      Make sure you put TP on the Rim. =)

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:55pm

    Dirty jersey.....

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:46pm

    legit this happened to me

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:16pm

    lol I think it's all pasta...

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:11am

    Bulimic!

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:16pm

    I remember myyy first beer....