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  • He didn't "used" to have them, he DOES have them. That shit stays with you for life.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 20, 10 at 3:24pm
  • He's better than the bastard who tells you AFTER sex and has already given it to you. Nobody ever "used to have" genital herpes. That stuff is FOREVER! There is NO CURE STUPID!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:17pm
  • You need to STOP having sex all together until you have at least a basic understanding of STDs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:23pm
  • that's not stupid that's honest! YOURE definitely not a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it's herpes that shit will come back with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Good man telling you honestly upfront before sex. That's admirable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:01pm
  • Obviously both of these girls need to go back to 9th grade sex ed..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Yeah, herpes doesn't go away. At least he was decent enough to tell you, but FFS. That shit is called "the gift that keeps on giving" for a REASON.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Feb 20, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Shitty gf's. He was being responsible. I hope your next tells you afterwards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:58pm
  • Umm how bout the guy who NEVER tells you...and he's your boyfriend? That's the worst.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:18pm
  • Poor guy was just trying to be honest with you. People like you shutting him down are the reason that they just don't tell anyone anymore. He didn't ask for herpes and some lying bitch didn't tell him she had it. OP you're an ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:35pm
  • Herpes stays. Apparently y'all are both stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:17pm
  • You're an example of someone who doesn't know what their talking about- so you should just keep your mouth shut. There is no "used to have herpes" you either do or you don't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:48pm
  • This one wasn't funny it's just sad... He was trying to be responsible... Poor guy is gonna have a broken heart. God this sucks for him. OP is a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Once you have it the virus is always there. Why would you say he is stupid for telling you don't you care enough about yourself to know who your sleeping with. If not then your not mature enough to be having sex at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:38pm
  • atleast he told you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:36pm
  • I'm 14...and still learning sex Ed and let me tell you. He just wants to fit in wit other people. If u truly love this man then u would be with him no matter what.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Actually if you nuke that shit early enough with acyclovir it will hardly ever come back. You'll still carry the virus but it won't be strong enough to have an outbreak again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:47pm
    • you have to continually take acyclovir to keep it at bay.

      Submitted by anomalous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:23pm
  • Fail and how did he USED to have it, herpes is for life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Agree with 338, you're a sucky gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Once you have herpes... You always have herpes. Genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:58am
  • My boyfriend didn't warn me. I'm 13 he's 16. He's also a dick. Under aged sex sucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:47pm
  • Way to go you stupid fucking idiot. Herpes never goes away...there is no fucking cure. You make this world stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Thank god he did tell you, Jesus!!!!! He didn't used to have them. He always will. You ppl are stupid especially soviet russia guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:46am
  • This is so lame , that guy has balls for not just slipping on a condom and crossing his fingers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:19am
  • Or maybe hes just trying to be nice and not give u herpes. OP ur a doosh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:24pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:35am
  • what kind of stupid fuck doesn't realize that herpes stay w/you for life. you fail!

    Submitted by anomalous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:16pm
  • Douche bag dating service hooked them up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:58pm
  • 1 nvr say u have an STD before 2 thts creepy 3 woah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:18pm
  • You can't "used" to have herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:56pm
  • This wasn't even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:48pm
  • That guy fucked up. He shoulda rolled like us pimps do. Fuck the bitches raw dog and if someone complains, blame them;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:32am
  • He did "used to have herpes." He still does, but he used to, too. (Mitch Hedberg adaptation)

    Submitted by Tucker_Max on Feb 20, 10 at 9:45pm
  • Herpes doesn't go away, it's a life sentence. Your life is ruined.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:26am
    • your life is not ruined. It is a completely manageable disease that a large amount of the world lives with.

      Submitted by alias12344321 on Feb 21, 10 at 10:54pm
  • 7:35, so she's just supposed to understand and risk getting it herself? Whatever. Sorry about your herpes, but those of us without it don't want to knowingly risk getting it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:06pm
  • If thi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:01pm
  • hoes in houston

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:37pm
    • We're not all whores. There is somewhat a high number, but pretty low considering the size of the city. And considering the number of New Orleans evacuees still around.

      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 20, 10 at 4:01pm
  • You'd rather he told you after sexing? I don't think so, douche bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:24pm
  • Just put it in her butt, then she won't get herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:09am
  • I respect this guy. Atleast you didn't end up with it too. Then we would hear you bitching about here about THAT instead of this. Your just a slut. And your friend is an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:01am
  • Lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:15pm
  • I agree 10:21, what a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:21pm
  • I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 832

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:57pm
  • I keep telling people they're like diamonds, they last forever. When will people learn?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:42pm
  • He's not a keeper and niether is this fuckin text....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:09pm
  • I just bought this shirt!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:48am
  • Yeah. I never tell and make counter accusations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:19pm
  • How about the guy that doesn't tell you until you're MARRIED? Luckily the medicine works pretty well, never did get it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Bc if he would have told you after u would have had herpes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:47pm
  • used to? honey herpes is a VIRUS meaning nothing u can take will make it go away... if he had herpes he still has it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Herpes is for life!! You can't "used to have it" bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:37pm
  • ummm doesn't he know that herpes ISNT a one time occurrence? bahaha what a DA so yeah I agree, totally not a keeper.

    Submitted by LadyLala089 on Feb 20, 10 at 6:53pm
  • I would still suck his his dick and let him cum all on my ballsack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:10am
  • At least he told you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:33pm
  • And the one who tells you after is a keeper?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:23am
  • I love underage sex. Nothing better then a tight 13 year old pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:02pm
  • Ahhh too bad herpes is a forever thing lol yikes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Loserr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:20pm
  • I think the point of the second text was to point out what a bitch the original texter was. Ie, he definitely is a keeper. But yeah prolly not too bright because he thinks he "used to" have herpes but you obv don't get rid of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:37am
  • He's right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Herpes is forever babe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:37pm
  • Use to have it?! Lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Oh my god, herpes never goes away!!1!1!!1!! Or has that been said already?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:03am
  • I think the OP is aware that he still has it, hence why she doesn't want to have sex with him. Not exactly admirable, but neither is him telling her that he "used" to have it.

    Submitted by Padawan on Feb 21, 10 at 6:07pm
  • Just like diamonds.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:48pm
  • By the way.. "used to" and "herpes" should not be in the same sentence. Herpes is forever. A person can have maybe only one outbreak, but the virus stays in your system, you can still transfer it even when it's formant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:11am
  • "used to" ?? Uhhh that shit does not go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Is this a joke? The fakest text on here since the website has been up. Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:06pm
  • bahahah all of yall have it all wrong! THIS GUY IS A GENIUS! when you cant find a way to break it off with your gf...just tell them you have an std....PERFECT

    Submitted by idontknowwhoiam on Sep 21, 10 at 3:19pm
  • Alright so if he wouldn't have told you you would have been fucked try telling your parents that you have herpes I wanna see what they would say (: silly

    Submitted by d3zrlcx13 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Props to 9:45

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Hahaha. In soviet Russia herpes has you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:33am
  • I like how 713 say what kinda stupid fuck tells you BEFORE sex? Would you rather him tell you AFTER sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Not to mention you can't "used to have" it. That shit is for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Wait, you call him a boyfriend, yet you having fucked him. Does not compute.

    Submitted by FMLiver on Feb 4, 11 at 10:38am
  • 232, you're a dick. The reason the world spreads stds is because of stupid fucks like you. And herpes doesn't ruin your life unless you let it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:44am
  • Why are people 16 and below even on this, honestly your just a whore if u have herpes at 13....keep ur legs closed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:19pm
  • FYI: you don't "used" to have genital herpes. You do and forever "will" have genital herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:03am
  • You don't "used to" have herpes. That shit is for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:37am
  • The person who replied is even dumber than the girl who says it's over cuz he told her that. What kind of stupid fuck tells someone that before sex?! I guess someone who might care to not spread their diseases idiot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:08pm
  • that is dumb...im pretty sure herpes is a virus..there for he will always have it...dumb fuck haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:53pm
  • SOOOO over. Are we, like, SOOO 7 years old?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:34am
  • Classic example of a dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Herpes is for life, u can't get ridofthat stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:05am
  • How are these girls mad that he told her? Wouldn't that be the admirable thing to do? I have a feeling the first girl thinks he 'used' to have them. I'm sure he knows they never go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Nice hangover quote 3:41

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:59pm
  • If b glad he did tell u before and FYI herpes doesn't go away ever lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:59am
  • USED to?

    Submitted by lowkilowki on Jan 4, 11 at 3:40pm
  • at least he told you. your a retard for being such an ass about it

    Submitted by blanglcwgrl on Jan 30, 11 at 5:23pm