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  • wow dude that was fucked up. you should apologize for being such an ass hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:11am
  • 1:03.. how pretentious of you to back up your hate for country music with your bs degree in music... I also happen to have a degree in music and there IS good country music. Just not the gross trashy twangy stuff. And no, I'm not from the south. I pity the music major who has to act like their taste in music is better than everyone else's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:33pm
  • rofl @ 10:04 ... WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:15pm
  • what country song?! country is the best music ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Isnt this supposed to be for fun..?...Why is everyone picking out grammar imperfections, etc....the guy is a champ...end of story.....fake or not even....good story!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:38am
  • I'll take "People Who Deserve Each Other" for $500, Alex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:59pm
  • obviously fake because the person receiving it wouldn't read it and be like "hahahah that's so funny i should put it on tfln"... and he's too douchey to know what tfln is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:46pm
  • am i the only one who thinks this text is awesome? it sux when a girl just wants to fall in love with a dude, and its totally awesome to bang a girls sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:09am
  • she doesn't no how lucky she is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:00pm
  • That's really dtupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:09pm
  • covington, ftwwwwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:05pm
  • haha at those correcting grammar, live and let live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:54pm
  • 12:33 both you and the guy mentioned in the text are assholes. but then again he's proven himself to be unclassy trash, and you haven't. so maybe you're better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:10am
  • I'm not usually offended by improper grammer but that was unacceptable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:44pm
  • There's a good country song?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:46pm
  • this is obviously fake, there's no such thing as a good country song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:47pm
  • there is no such thing as a good country song, sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:34am
  • Way over 160 characters. I smell bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:23am
  • 5:35, so in conclusion there is no good music?

    Submitted by dontsayTHATHIGH on Oct 4, 10 at 4:35pm
  • 11:23 - verizon to verizon lets you send up to 7 text messages in one. however, we do not know if they have verizon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:37pm
  • 11 58 we keep it classy at northshore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:09pm
  • 985, that's the COV!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:24pm
  • gotta love the northshore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:59pm
  • "very good country song" That, kids, is an example of an oxymoron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:01am
  • i guess ill be the one to say it. 8:44, if you're going to call someone out on their GRAMMAR, please spell it correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:07pm
  • this isn't even funny. and a really good country song? that exists?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:37pm
  • @2:33 Uh, news flash. It is. There is no good country music since Cash, rock is dead, pop has been shit since the 80s, hip hop since the 90's. And contemporary classical is... well we don't even need to say it. And I have a BA, not a BS for your info. From a damn good unnamed school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:35pm
  • this just screams white trash. boring, next!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:37pm
  • ugh i agree! wtf is that shit? i don't even fully understand it because he has no syntax!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:25am
  • my area codes 985, i wonder if i know them... or any of the three bc apparently the sister puts out without a fight.... bout that!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:31pm
  • reminds me of Dane Cook in My Best-friends Girl hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:06pm
  • maybe they really mean they were fucking his sister? lol. that makes it so much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:14pm
  • haha...i love that people care so much that they have to have an argument over this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:06pm
  • This is fake. Everyone knows that there is no such thing as a good country song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:23am
  • fake and dumb, either he just thinks he's so funny himself he puts it up or the person receiving it is even more stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:40pm
  • There's no such thing as a good country song. It all fucking sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:08pm
  • i think the song was before he cheats.. she probly said she was gonna fuck up his car or whatever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 9:07 -- If you're going to bust someone out for GRAMMAR, you should put an apostrophe in I'll and use proper capitalization.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:24pm
  • sounds like the sisters a lucky girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:55pm
  • that's really harsh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:34pm
  • 10 46 hmmm maybe txt from lastnight you douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Country music by definition is a horrible attempt at music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:20pm
  • 9:24, that was a spelling bust, not grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:33pm
  • agreed 10:46 i think that when i see a lot of these. Like the funeral one? who would be sending/ recieving that text to think its funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:31pm
  • This dude needs to learn how to use punctuation and proper conjunctions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:57am
  • ....this guy sounds like a real winner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Keeping it classy on the northshore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:58pm
  • don't tell my heart, my achy-breaky heart...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Its been 3 fucking weeks, I love you is completely inappropriate, doesn't matter how he said it (although through country music lyrics could possibly be one of the worst ways).

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 7, 12 at 11:36pm
  • mandeville ftwwwwwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:03am
  • can anyone spot the oxymoron in this text?... hint...."good country song"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:54am
  • country music blows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:37am
  • Are you sure this was a text, or was it an excerpt from a Jerry springer episode?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:45pm
  • class beyon measure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:36pm
  • There are no winners in this situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:54pm
  • lol everyone thinks this guy is an asshole and here i think he's a god haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:33am
  • There is no such thing as a good country song. I have a degree in music. So I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:03am
  • 12 11 your dumb i dont say sorry 12 58 you ma dog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Trassssssssh! Of the white variety!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:17pm