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  • 8:02 = WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:05pm
  • Ancient Greece is so lame compared to the soviet russia guy ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:16am
  • yeah this reminds me of my first apartment where my scum bag roomies would just throw the dirty dishes down over the hill if they thought they were too gross to clean haha.

    Submitted by twat666 on Feb 16, 10 at 6:16pm
  • Wow bitch don't be a lazy hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:29pm
  • I'm this way about socks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:11pm
  • This is sooo dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Ancient Chinese proverb say he who says I making dinner must be of Asian decent -mr. Miyagia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:09am
  • I know this life ):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:25pm
  • 735- thank you. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:13pm
  • In soviet Russia you would make dinner every night, and do the dishes with no back talk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Charlotte **

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:51pm
  • 11:11 your certainly not a greasy ape. Your dialect is so perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:03am
  • Your right 'lil krispy' I'm really jealous I can't eat from my hands. What a cool thing to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:50pm
  • how is this a drunk text? this is just a lazy hoe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:46pm
    • You do realize that like 75% of the texts posted on here aren't necessarily "drunk texts" right?

      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Feb 16, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Hahahaha reminds me of my aunt and uncle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:03pm
  • Lol, easy way out of things

    Submitted by itsapancake501 on Feb 16, 10 at 7:02pm
  • Shut up you gook chink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:24am
  • Probably same guy... Loser! This txt should have been denied.... Lame,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:21am
  • aww shut the fuck up 8:14. what is the point in sticking up for some racist dipshits?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:20pm
  • My roommates would do that...

    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Dec 28, 10 at 5:16pm
  • Man fuck dis shiznit. In da hood we don't need dishes, we eat wit r damn hands cus we fuxin gangsta like dat. Word to yo motha, Lil Krispy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:11pm
  • So cool 6:58, SO COOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:05pm
  • 12:03 I think he was mocking the blacks. If he wasn't, I got some rope out back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:06am
  • LMAO charlottr stand up!! ..though that's kinds non funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Inbreeding hmm.. Sounds like a racist denotation to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:48pm
  • Niether do stupid cunts who take the time to be racist online cause there too pussy to say it to someones face lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:02pm
  • 12:08, or we could just share and knock out more with more rope. Instead of just having one massive long rope. Just doesn't seem efficient

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:11am
  • That's gross !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:36pm
  • 708, I commend you. Fuck people who say first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:35pm
  • Too bad I actually posted first, but im not a big enough douche to write "first!" no instead I wrote ab actual comment. Stupid bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Wow, I've thought about how much easier it would be to just buy new dishes, but never actually did it....this is kinda sad, but still funny :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Translation of 11:11- Man, fuck this shit. I'm an idiot and don't have proper grammar. Because, in the 'hood' we can't afford plates so we eat with our hands. Word to your mother. Little Crispy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:50am
  • In ancient Greece dishes do you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:40am
  • 12:11 oh yes we are surely on the same page

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:29am
  • I had to text my friend ans ask if this were them. Whoo NC!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:18am
  • L2paperplate.

    Submitted by NAS on Feb 17, 10 at 1:07am
  • 12:06. Let's join forces snd tie our ropes togther !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:08am
  • Get rid of this lazy good for nothing bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:31pm
  • KKK 4 life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:06am
  • I knew guys in the Army that did this with their laundry, an they ate at the difac, they didn't have to do dishes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:49pm
  • OWN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:44pm
  • 8:09 hahaha more rope to hang them !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:33pm
  • First to say first!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:58pm
  • What is up with this racist crap? Has the inbreeding finally reduced your mental capacities to transmit one idea only? Get a life. It's disgusting and pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:35pm