I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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Ancient Greece is so lame compared to the soviet russia guy ;)
yeah this reminds me of my first apartment where my scum bag roomies would just throw the dirty dishes down over the hill if they thought they were too gross to clean haha.
Wow bitch don't be a lazy hoe
8:02 = WIN
I'm this way about socks.
I know this life ):
This is sooo dumb
Ancient Chinese proverb say he who says I making dinner must be of Asian decent
735- thank you. Haha
Hahahaha reminds me of my aunt and uncle
In soviet Russia you would make dinner every night, and do the dishes with no back talk
Probably same guy... Loser! This txt should have been denied.... Lame,
Your right 'lil krispy' I'm really jealous I can't eat from my hands. What a cool thing to do.
aww shut the fuck up 8:14. what is the point in sticking up for some racist dipshits?
how is this a drunk text?
this is just a lazy hoe!
You do realize that like 75% of the texts posted on here aren't necessarily "drunk texts" right?
Lol, easy way out of things
11:11 your certainly not a greasy ape. Your dialect is so perfect
Man fuck dis shiznit. In da hood we don't need dishes, we eat wit r damn hands cus we fuxin gangsta like dat. Word to yo motha, Lil Krispy.
LMAO charlottr stand up!! ..though that's kinds non funny
Shut up you gook chink.
Niether do stupid cunts who take the time to be racist online cause there too pussy to say it to someones face lol
So cool 6:58, SO COOL.
Too bad I actually posted first, but im not a big enough douche to write "first!" no instead I wrote ab actual comment.
My roommates would do that...
12:08, or we could just share and knock out more with more rope. Instead of just having one massive long rope. Just doesn't seem efficient
12:11 oh yes we are surely on the same page
12:03 I think he was mocking the blacks. If he wasn't, I got some rope out back.
Inbreeding hmm.. Sounds like a racist denotation to me...
708, I commend you. Fuck people who say first
Wow, I've thought about how much easier it would be to just buy new dishes, but never actually did it....this is kinda sad, but still funny :)
That's gross !
Translation of 11:11- Man, fuck this shit. I'm an idiot and don't have proper grammar. Because, in the 'hood' we can't afford plates so we eat with our hands. Word to your mother.
I had to text my friend ans ask if this were them. Whoo NC!!!
In ancient Greece dishes do you
12:06. Let's join forces snd tie our ropes togther !!!!
KKK 4 life
Get rid of this lazy good for nothing bitch.
8:09 hahaha more rope to hang them !!!
I knew guys in the Army that did this with their laundry, an they ate at the difac, they didn't have to do dishes.
First to say first!!
What is up with this racist crap? Has the inbreeding finally reduced your mental capacities to transmit one idea only? Get a life. It's disgusting and pathetic.