when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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Oprah is fucking rich. I'd let her be my sugar momma.
thats not a sex dream!! thats a nightmare... ewww!
whats the point of going back to bed at 7:51?
AHHH ! The 302 ! <3
Sex dream about Oprah and the Queen. What up Oprah!
Good night or bad? Can't decide! Decisions decisions... On one hand, it is Oprah. Blegh! On the other... I can't help but think of the Chapelle Show.
I thought this was actually pretty funny. Also if you can't go back to sleep before eight you need some practice.
While you may have bothered to read this entire text sequence, I managed to get through War and Peace.
oprah is racist
I thought she was rather sexy in the color purple!
K so no bullshit, i too had a sex dream about oprah. I think shes ugly. Go ffigure.
Ugly but Rich like a bitch\nOmg opraph at least it wasn't hiliray Clinton or Sarah palin
hahahahaha regal!!!!! (: