when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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Oprah is fucking rich. I'd let her be my sugar momma.
thats not a sex dream!! thats a nightmare... ewww!
whats the point of going back to bed at 7:51?
Sex dream about Oprah and the Queen. What up Oprah!
AHHH ! The 302 ! <3
Good night or bad? Can't decide! Decisions decisions... On one hand, it is Oprah. Blegh! On the other... I can't help but think of the Chapelle Show.
I thought this was actually pretty funny. Also if you can't go back to sleep before eight you need some practice.
K so no bullshit, i too had a sex dream about oprah. I think shes ugly. Go ffigure.
While you may have bothered to read this entire text sequence, I managed to get through War and Peace.
oprah is racist
I thought she was rather sexy in the color purple!
hahahahaha regal!!!!! (:
Ugly but Rich like a bitch\nOmg opraph at least it wasn't hiliray Clinton or Sarah palin