She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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10:44 I think you're projecting a bit there. One facial does not a slut make.
If the guy actually has a disability, she's a bitch. But it's not fair to bring up past sexual relations like that. If she's that much of a bitch, there would have been plenty of insults to go around. Bringing up sexual acts negatively only encourages girls to not experiment or explore, so stop shaming and lets all enjoy sex.
5:34 it's a text. Grammar and spelling rules do NOT apply. Plus "came" is not funny.
I'm a girl and I love the way he threw the facial out. That's what she gets for playing the game. And if her bf can't handle the humor, she should go back to facial guy.
That's a pretty damn good retort.
It's the girl's fault for being a slut. For all we know, the texter has a disability and the slut was making fun of that.
If the bf was a real man, you typed this with your only remaining finger.
How is it known that the facial even ever happened?
Maybe the texter was just bitter about being made fun of and simply came up with it as a low-blow retort?
and how funny do you look now eating corn on eth cob with no fucking teeth?
"You walk funny"
"I've cum on your face."
Well played imo
I walk funny and have cum on many a girl's face... I never knew there was a correlation before but am now intrigued...
My question is how isn't it fair? She allowed it to happen and it is fair game. Maybe if you are ashamed of it you shouldn't have done it in the first place.
Thats always a good choice.
10:16 - blues brothers...
the boyfriend 'should' have said "Guess what we're doing later baby?" I would in no way be pissed off to find out my gf would take a facial for me. No way!
That's pretty fucking funny. But it doesn't make a girl a slut at all so stop saying she is one just bc of one act she did. Ppl say a girl is a prude if she won't try anything and a whore or slut if she does.
Id be stoked if I was the boyfriend cus then I would know it's cool for me to do it now :-)
I hope that he boyfriend responded with a "So what?" People have sexual histories I don't see why anyone should care where another person came so long as the partner they are with is disease free and the contact did not take place during their relationship.
Is that makes a girl a slut, then slut ='s awesome.
Any girl can take a facial. Trust me on this.
To all you guys calling this wonderful addition to the female population a slut, you're definitely an idiot. Clearly you're looking for different qualities in a mate than most seeking good sex are.... I pity your future.
My read is that the girl is bitter and the 2 obviously had a rough "break up". She tried to flaunt new dude around and basically bag on the old guy, and he threw it right back in her face(pun intended). Don't say shit if you aren't prepared for the backlash.
Stay classy Cincinnati...
You would get knocked out where I come from for talking like that
I'm going to have to go with awesome. Sure he could have responded with something a little less harsh but he apparently wanted to win with one shot, and win he did! Well done. And no ladies, taking a facial or two does not make you a slut so keep up the good work.
im a girl and thattt is fucking hilarious
Fucking simpleton below me... It would be came* you illiterate fuck.
haha this is great. genious. show that skank
How do we know the OP is guy? It could have been a girl who texted this.
dummy should have kept quiet.. probably never get to give her a facial again. stupidass
i thought this was funny as hell. and I'm a girl...
@ 12:53 you starting a sentence with a preposition is lazy and lacks wit...I bet you had to get a thesaurus out to find the word retort
does the grammar not bother anyone else? he should have said "came on her face" or at least "cummed". past tense.
besides that, it's funny as hell. haha
I've never had the opportunity to cum on a girl's face. They all like to swallow :(
When are mean bitches going to learn? You don't pick on the guy whose cock has spurted on you! They will gladly tell everyone withing earshot that yes, they be the stuttering idiot you imply...but you still sucked his cock and let him cum on your face.
glad she's not prude but damn she's a slutbag
wow what the hell? she gets called a slut because her ex cummed on her face? really? and if she hadn't let him do that then she would be a stuck up prude or something, when do girls win? fuck you.
Tit for tat clearly.
U pwned that bitches ass
The only time its cool to call a girl a slut after she took a facial is when she's still on her knees grinning up at you. period
How do guys expect girls to be willing to take facials if they're going to use it to insult them later? I mean, grow up, be a big boy and pick one or the other.
what did the boyfriend say?
SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!
11:33 The problem is though that the OP thinks its an insult or worthy of shame. And apparently plenty of other people find it shameful too, given the amount of posts on this thread calling the girl a slut.
And besides, resorting to a sex act for a retort is lazy and lacks wit.
Bringing up sexual acts from the past definitely doesn't mean he "Won" it just makes him pathetic. And just because a girl let's one guy cum on her face, DEFINITELY doesn't mean she's going to let every other sexual male encounter do it.
Maybe that means the girl owed her new boyfriend a chance to so the same to "cancel things out".
There is no group of people as illogical as horny adolescent males. Guy wants to cum on girls face, girl lets him. Later guy insults girl with "I've cum on your face". Guy wonders why more girls don't want facials.
I'm not saying the girl in this text isn't a bitch, but jesus christ. Don't use sex to shame people if you happen to like having sex.
8:19 - very good :) 10:16
2:47 That's what I wanna know!!!! :) I think it's funny! and I'm a female!
Yep... You are definitely 513. Not surprised
It would be cam not cum dumbass
or splat, as the case may be
If your immature enough to believe a facial is grounds for making fun of someone, you don't deserve a girl mature enough to take a facial.
fuking a lol
I am really not understanding the mass response to this. You're in a relationship with someone and want great sex, don't you? I don't see why whatever either person does that is enjoyed while fucking should be used against them after a break-up. Its like you don't even want the girl you're sleeping with to do anything at all.