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  • From 1 to morally wrong this is a Michael Jackson.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 22, 11 at 3:09pm
  • this message could very well have been someone just saying that as a joke.. I've said the same thing about nyquil to my friends that know my kids don't sleep easily.. would I ever do it? hell no! but sayin it to vent is another story. back off people -_-

    Submitted by unbrkme626 on Apr 22, 11 at 6:28pm
  • You should have been aborted...hypothetically speaking.

    Submitted by mintyshake on Apr 22, 11 at 3:25pm
  • I think too many of you lack the right combo of lots of time spent around children, and an incredibly fucked up sense of humor required to find this funny. I wish there was a site specifically for parents to post their funny texts.

    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Apr 22, 11 at 10:40pm
  • Or maybe this person works at a daycare and screaming babies were driving her insane and she was being sarcastic. Or maybe there's a special place in hell for people like this. Or maybe this was just a joke. Lets all speculate.

    Submitted by smdougl4 on Apr 22, 11 at 8:23pm
  • Lol at everyone losing their shit over this text.

    Submitted by singer4life666 on Apr 23, 11 at 6:59am
  • At first I thought this said 'ethnically speaking,' and I was a bit lost.

    Submitted by TtotheHort on Apr 23, 11 at 3:03am
  • Go turn yourself into the police. You don't deserve freedom.

    Submitted by bloodyfuck on Apr 26, 11 at 2:56pm
  • It's a joke people... I have a newborn and I thought this was funny. Yes, it can be frustrating when your baby doesn't sleep, but this person obviously wouldn't give their baby any medication to put them asleep. Lighten up and laugh at a funny frustrated person's comment.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 22, 11 at 10:49pm
  • Why is everyone speculating with 100% certainty that it is or isn't a joke.

    Submitted by PolarBare on Apr 26, 11 at 9:04am
  • You know those posters who everyone encourages not to procreate? When they do have kids you're the result

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 22, 11 at 4:15pm
  • Look up Caylee Anthony and how she died. Not funny.

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Apr 22, 11 at 3:21pm
    • What does ambien have to do with how Caylee Anthony was murdered?

      Submitted by hmmmidk on Apr 22, 11 at 4:34pm
  • its a fuckin joke everyone, chill the fuck out

    Submitted by Tebisgod on Apr 26, 11 at 2:42am
  • Haha. That's almost as funny as a diesel abortion machine!!

    Submitted by UNconTROLLABLE on Apr 22, 11 at 7:40pm
  • Let's put it this way... over 9000.

    Submitted by starfishy on Apr 22, 11 at 5:58pm
  • It's a Heath Ledger.\nGive it Benadryl, or Promethazine. The doses are weight based, and promethazine readily mixes with good and drink. Applesauce is my favorite mixer for juvenile patients.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 22, 11 at 3:32pm
  • 10:40... Nothing would be funny about that website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 7:35am
  • Wrong. And bad if u really have to ask lol

    Submitted by hotmilf on Apr 22, 11 at 3:14pm
  • iowawa wins the Round

    Submitted by said8ED on Apr 22, 11 at 8:46pm
  • This was one reason we have mental hospitals

    Submitted by daspazatron on May 3, 11 at 1:19am
  • You are a very stupid person...not funny in the least bit.

    Submitted by briane04 on Apr 22, 11 at 3:31pm
  • Wow. Seriously 95 people liked this??? I would kick ur ass and take ur baby if I knew who u were.

    Submitted by acarli1 on Apr 22, 11 at 6:10pm
    • I welcome that challenge. I liked it then have a list of better drug choices. I challenge you to a duel, do you accept, or are you a coward?

      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 22, 11 at 9:39pm
      • Ha!! I accept your challenge!! And being a pharmacist and a MOTHER I would never give my child a sleep aid of zolpidem (ambien), promethazine (anit-nausea), or benadryl (anti-histamine). Read your baby a book and rock it to sleep or take a parenting class. I usually find 99% of tfln HIGHlarious but potentially killing your baby for some peace and quite...just kinda not funny to me.

        Submitted by acarli1 on Apr 23, 11 at 11:35pm
  • Why are you people even viewing this site if you have you ha e your head so far up your ass and can't take a joke? Obviously this person isnt going to harm a child they SO frustrating

    Submitted by takeajokealrdy on Apr 23, 11 at 12:25am
  • Please tell me this is a joke and you're not seriously considering this. This is at the "Child Services should take away your kid" level of bad.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 22, 11 at 3:58pm
  • It's a furkin joke people. Relax

    Submitted by JewFrow on May 10, 11 at 1:26pm
  • *Love,\nPerson Who Needs To Be Sterilized.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 22, 11 at 11:47pm
  • Why did this make it through?

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 22, 11 at 5:16pm
  • You're an idiot whoever asked this question.

    Submitted by moneta on Apr 23, 11 at 9:57pm
  • it's in the "going to hell" level

    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Apr 22, 11 at 9:16pm
  • It is possible this is a joke or someone being sarcastic. I seriously doubt anyone could be THAT stupid. The actual fucked up thing is that someone posted it on here thinking it'd be funny.

    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Apr 22, 11 at 8:51pm
  • Pill-z?!?!?!?

    Submitted by vagrancy on Apr 12, 12 at 1:10am
  • Beyond morally wrong

    Submitted by whatnow on Apr 23, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Wrong enough that if I knew where you were I would A) call the cops and B) rush over to kick your ass before they showed up.

    Submitted by deenjiee on Apr 22, 11 at 4:01pm
  • amen montana

    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Apr 23, 11 at 9:33am