I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. It's because the USA is sinking under the weight of all the fat bastards and displacing the water in the oceans. We don't need to cut emissions, we need to dump about five million Americal lardarses into the sea. Maybe we can persuade the Japanise to shoot them instead of harpooning wales.
Oh god i alread am oblaaargharrghlargh
That is so gross man, like what told you that was okay?
This is the most disgusting thing I could have possibly read this early in the morning
that's some nasty ish...
I'm suddenly reminded of the scene from Problem Child 2 where everyone projectile vomits on the Tilt-a-Whirl.
Sounds like someone likes a lot of meat in their life :p
You deserve it dumbass
I love how assholes diss Detroit.
That's fucking funny. You got breakfast, lunch, and dinner all on one plate, too. You win.
that is fucking NASTY
7:32 you have no idea how heavenly pizza rolls and bacon are, so shut the fuck up
^^Nooooooo, YOU shut the fuck up, you hostile twat.
i may or may not have puked after reading this...
Way to make me fucking naseous. That's SO fucking gross.
Why wud u do that? Dumbass
And that's why the excess fat of america could fill the Grand Canyon 3/5 of the way up.
thats the most disgusting thing i've heard in a long long time
Stomach litterally turned just reading that
You want disgusting? Search "Fast Food Lasagna" on YouTube.
Then you got type 2 diabetes. Ooo great day
I shat on the plate after and ate it all again.
I read that and without knowing the area code immediately thought "i bet that's someone from Michigan"
You're in Detroit, trick!
huh-I figured you'd sop up the grease with a poptart.
I've never heard anything more disgusting in my life
I will think about this next time I'm drunk and need to make myself vomit. Thankyou.
Fuckin' Detroit is full of fat people. No wonder Michigan is one of the fattest states if we have people like OP here.
Wtf is wrong with you? Ewwwwww
Should have added fake cheese and a chocolate donut to round it off.
Ew. You're single. For sure.
And 12:11, it would only raise the ocean maybe a couple inches, the ocean is fucking huge.
Ur a freakin idiot! I hope u slip and fall face first into ur nasty upchuck!
11:36, if you dumped those five million American "lardarses" into the sea, the seal levels would still rise. Good try though.
That's awesome!!! And first (for the first and last time!)
Omg. I'm going to vomit right along with you