you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Very imature.....I'm so proud XD
I remember MY first sip of vodka....
Yay ... Good for you :)
Um wow ! Marriage material...
In Soviet Russia vodka bottle fucks you.
In Communist Cuba blacks get killed with empty vodka bottles and burned in forts!
In Soviet Russia, fort have sex in you!
I remember my first beer
Or 3/8s of a gallon... Yay drunk math!
I'm so glad we share an area code!
God vodka is wonderful!
This just hits waaaay too close to home. Although, it was a far more epic fort than a kitchen table, and there was tequila instead of vodka.
Yea that's an official win
Used to live in this area code, I could see this being either dead serious or somebody's dumb attempt at humor.
That is some serious skill. I respect that!
Oh and it's friend..just to let you know.
11:07, don't you mean 6/8s?!
I love this tale of drunken fucking
That is pretty damn impressive! I tip my hat off to you, sir.
In soviet Russia we have sex with vodka bottle on top of forte
Lol waw sounds like something my frand would do xD lol btw u dnt get this "anonymous" shit my names Sara M. [:
Balls to you good sir.