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  • 91 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:52am

    Are you playing those love games with me? I'm Old Gregg!

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:42pm

    I'd rather wake up to 115 pretzels.

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:51am

    You're going to end up dead in 5 different ditches spread across the city if you stay with him.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:32pm

    Did you see his downstairs mix-up?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:06am

    I'm old greeegggg!!!!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by birddy on May 11, 10 at 2:03am

    creeeeeeeeeeeepy

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:07pm

    I feel like I did that sincethats my area

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:54am

    11:16 you sound real ignorant right now. How about you read the text over and then do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:45pm

    So do you? Do you love him?

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:59pm

    did the last one say " Now that I can dance"? Because then this is pretty damn funny

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:57am

    Go Easton maryland way to represent

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:04am

    10:52, thank you for saying what i was thinking.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:44pm

    Pretzel man is back!! Yay!! -happy guy.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:49pm

    Run. Fast. Run. Far.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:13am

    $20 says he has a doll made from the stray pubes he found in your shower.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:43pm

    Do you love me? Could you learn to love me? - Old Greg

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:43pm

    Time to block his #. Is it possible to get a restraining order for text stalkers? If so, do that pronto!

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:10pm

    hahahaha so been there. fuckers have no idea how much that turns a girl off.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:06am

    I'm old Gregg!!!!!!!! Do you want some baileys??

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:49am

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:50am

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:31am

    RUN! JUST RUN! GOOD GOD ALMIGHT RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:19pm

    This would be the definition of insecure.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:07pm

    The answer to his texts was probably a no brained

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 3:20am

    3:23 it depends on what kind of phone you have. My last one held like 350 and the iPhone holds a shit ton.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:51am

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:50pm

    11:16-- learn to fucking read. "from him"... The person isn't the clingy shit, the guy is. -happy guy.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:44pm

    haha who the hell is old greg. this is stalkkerrr!!

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:05pm

    Wow please don't talk to that muthafucker!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:50am

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:16am

    I hiped he dumped your clingy ass bitch

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:20am

    Only proper response: "Not anymore."

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:05am

    No worries mate, i do it all the time :D

  • 44 71
    Submitted by . on Feb 16, 10 at 3:23am

    hahahaha too bad you can't have that many messages in your inbox unless you had no one ever text you before!!! ps LOVE the Old Greg reference!!!!! DO you love me? Make an assessment!!!!

    • 48 52
      Submitted by queenofthenightt on Oct 8, 10 at 8:47am

      Too bad you probably always a the notification on your phone tat says to delete messages because you probably delete them one at a time if you really think it's impossible to wake up with 115 texts from someone.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:57pm

    hahaha MIGHTY BOOSH! (Old Greg)

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:00pm

    sounds like my ex. RUN!!!!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:51am

    wow he's kind of stalkery

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:26pm

    I did 115 messages ago

  • 40 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:45pm

    definitely a keeper. that's real love girl.

  • 31 69
    Submitted by . on Feb 16, 10 at 5:03pm

    DO you love me? Make an assessment!!!! This dude sounds like a LOOOOSER!! I hope he sees everything people are writing about him