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  • isn't it "will have suckED"???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:14am
  • if the OP is hot I bet a lot of freshmen boys in the class would like to conjugate their dick in her mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:51am
  • I don't care what you all say, this is funny. And I'm guessing "will have suck" is just a typo. It happens. Get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:30am
  • I think you're my son's teacher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Girls multitasking during head is hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:31am
  • ...I have sucked. ;-) I'm a slutty English teacher too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:04am
  • I will have suck ?? :S Am I missing something here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:18am
  • to 10:43....tell that to alllllll of the pop/hip-hop "writers"....that drives me fucking crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:51pm
  • It's I will have suckED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:21pm
  • grammar nerds = hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:59pm
  • the world needs more nerdy sluts go OP hell teach a class

    Submitted by downatthecreek on Oct 3, 11 at 12:30pm
  • I hope to one day achieve this level of nerdy slutty. You go OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:20am
  • that's true 309 does go all the way over to ISU... n Blokmington. If this came from Champaign, the grammar would be a little better. Spread the Red you retard fucks. ISU DOES have some dn fine women though. And to all you dickheads, clearly it's a tutor or a TA for some freshman class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:47am
  • This text sucks, you will always suck, you have been sucking forcalong time, etc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:43am
  • For someone supposedly teaching grammar, they don't do a very good job themselves. Despite the "I will have suck" that everyone caught, (and could just be a typo), what about "never felt more like a nerdier slut"?? That's terrible grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:56pm
  • and this why public schools.....suck. still hot tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:04pm
  • So much hate for this 309 text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:47am
  • LOL 12:30, how would you know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:50pm
  • @ 12:05 You didn't rhyme. You can't create a rhyme by using the exact same word twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43am
  • She teaches high school if she's reffering to tenses. By freshman in college you should know this. However, I bet your man didn't appreciate you focusing on tenses and not his cock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:05am
  • She's a teacher you fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:16am
  • I will never be able to give head again without thinking of this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Wow. I hope you managed to not laugh. Anytime I've had random thoughts like that pop in my head when I was giving head (oo rhyme) I end up laughing and then theres a choking hazard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:05pm
  • No one cares if you're first or last. Get a grip loser! Nerdy sluts FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:41am
  • wait wait WAIT...a woman teaching??? shut the FUCK up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:29pm
  • It's a text message not a grammer test!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:10pm
  • you are my fucking HERO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Was it a student or boyfriend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:50am
  • Were do you live I love nerdy sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:41pm
  • i suck tiny asian dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:25am
  • Mrs Houseman??? Is that you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:20pm
  • This is totally epic! Hot as hell too. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:24pm
  • "will have suck" I bet you're a great teacher, whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Nerdier slut works, it insinuates that she has always felt like a nerdy slut, now however, she has taken it up a level and feels like an even nerdier slut. On the other hand, learning tenses freshman year is disturbing, I hope she is a Spanish teacher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:05am
  • hahahaha, this sounds like me. I would do this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:13pm
  • miss Gregory

    Submitted by willyjwade on Jul 29, 10 at 1:31pm
  • i think you mean 'will have sucked'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:08am
  • also, it should say that you never felt more like a nerdy slut, not nerdier--you could also say that you have never felt nerdier. more like a nerdier slut? doesn't work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:09pm
  • What freshmen still have grammar tests?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:10pm
  • All this shit is fake. They text just to download and even steal bits I am done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:54am
  • Just to clarify...are YOU a freshman, or were you sucking a freshman?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Hahahaha, this is great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:52am
  • Oddly enough, but that's soooo fucking sexy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:13am
  • I am fairly certain that this my favorite one today. Ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:52pm
  • SHE ISN'T A TEACHER DUMB ASSES!!!! it's obviously a tutor... and typos happen calm the fuck down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:24pm
  • I think you mean: "I will have sucked,..." Emphasis on the 'ed' at the end of sucked. Somebody needs to learn the grammar before they ruin another generation of students' chances at educational success.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:05pm
  • PCHS?

    Submitted by davidsorenson on Jul 14, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Also, why the FUCK would she need to be "going over" the verb tenses. I feel like you should pretty well have them down pat by, oh, let's say.... 5th grade, TOPS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:05pm
  • I'll never be able to go to a parent-teacher confernce again without thinking of this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:50pm
  • its miss kidd!!!! im absolutely positive its you! best/hottest english teacher ive ever had!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:09am
  • Shit!! It's my Latin teacher fo sho!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:44am
  • WOW Fucking horrible grammar for a teacher....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Dude... That hella turned me on haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:19pm
  • She needs to take out the more if she is going to go with nerdier. Still hope she is a spanish teacher!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:16am
  • 505: if you think of something else rather than giving head... U can get a better rythem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:08am
  • I noticed the last sentence was pretty out of order as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:44pm
  • stop giving tests and just give head to the students they will learn more...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:23am
  • ....and she got them wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Teachers having sex are my favorite texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:20am
  • yes Illinois! is this western or Bradley? I know some sexy sluts from Bradley.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:35pm
  • this would be amusing if your grammar wasn't awful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • That's really hot. Nerdy girls are the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:40pm
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