I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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I don't care what you all say, this is funny. And I'm guessing "will have suck" is just a typo. It happens. Get over it.
isn't it "will have suckED"???
if the OP is hot I bet a lot of freshmen boys in the class would like to conjugate their dick in her mouth
Girls multitasking during head is hot
I will have suck ?? :S Am I missing something here?
I think you're my son's teacher.
grammar nerds = hot
...I have sucked. ;-) I'm a slutty English teacher too!
I hope to one day achieve this level of nerdy slutty. You go OP.
to 10:43....tell that to alllllll of the pop/hip-hop "writers"....that drives me fucking crazy
She teaches high school if she's reffering to tenses. By freshman in college you should know this. However, I bet your man didn't appreciate you focusing on tenses and not his cock!
the world needs more nerdy sluts go OP hell teach a class
wait wait WAIT...a woman teaching??? shut the FUCK up
For someone supposedly teaching grammar, they don't do a very good job themselves. Despite the "I will have suck" that everyone caught, (and could just be a typo), what about "never felt more like a nerdier slut"?? That's terrible grammar.
Wow. I hope you managed to not laugh. Anytime I've had random thoughts like that pop in my head when I was giving head (oo rhyme) I end up laughing and then theres a choking hazard
LOL 12:30, how would you know?
Mrs Houseman??? Is that you???
No one cares if you're first or last. Get a grip loser!
Nerdy sluts FTW!
She's a teacher you fucking idiot
It's a text message not a grammer test!
Was it a student or boyfriend?
It's I will have suckED
and this why public schools.....suck. still hot tho
So much hate for this 309 text.
you are my fucking HERO
Were do you live I love nerdy sluts
i suck tiny asian dick
Nerdier slut works, it insinuates that she has always felt like a nerdy slut, now however, she has taken it up a level and feels like an even nerdier slut. On the other hand, learning tenses freshman year is disturbing, I hope she is a Spanish teacher.
You didn't rhyme. You can't create a rhyme by using the exact same word twice.
"will have suck"
I bet you're a great teacher, whore
This is totally epic! Hot as hell too. :)
I will never be able to give head again without thinking of this
All this shit is fake. They text just to download and even steal bits I am done
This text sucks, you will always suck, you have been sucking forcalong time, etc
its miss kidd!!!! im absolutely positive its you! best/hottest english teacher ive ever had!
What freshmen still have grammar tests?
also, it should say that you never felt more like a nerdy slut, not nerdier--you could also say that you have never felt nerdier. more like a nerdier slut? doesn't work.
i think you mean 'will have sucked'
that's true 309 does go all the way over to ISU... n Blokmington. If this came from Champaign, the grammar would be a
little better. Spread
the Red you retard fucks. ISU DOES have some dn fine women though. And to all you dickheads, clearly it's a tutor or a TA for some freshman class
I'll never be able to go to a parent-teacher confernce again without thinking of this text
hahahaha, this sounds like me. I would do this.
Just to clarify...are YOU a freshman, or were you sucking a freshman?
Hahahaha, this is great.
Oddly enough, but that's soooo fucking sexy!
SHE ISN'T A TEACHER DUMB ASSES!!!! it's obviously a tutor... and typos happen calm the fuck down
I think you mean: "I will have sucked,..." Emphasis on the 'ed' at the end of sucked. Somebody needs to learn the grammar before they ruin another generation of students' chances at educational success.
I am fairly certain that this my favorite one today. Ha!
Dude... That hella turned me on haha
Shit!! It's my Latin teacher fo sho!!!
....and she got them wrong.
505: if you think of something else rather than giving head... U can get a better rythem.
stop giving tests and just give head to the students they will learn more...
I noticed the last sentence was pretty out of order as well
Fucking horrible grammar for a teacher....
She needs to take out the more if she is going to go with nerdier. Still hope she is a spanish teacher!
Also, why the FUCK would she need to be "going over" the verb tenses. I feel like you should pretty well have them down pat by, oh, let's say.... 5th grade, TOPS.
yes Illinois! is this western or Bradley? I know some sexy sluts from Bradley.
Teachers having sex are my favorite texts
this would be amusing if your grammar wasn't awful.
That's really hot. Nerdy girls are the best.