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  • 87 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:14am

    isn't it "will have suckED"???

  • 79 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:30am

    I don't care what you all say, this is funny. And I'm guessing "will have suck" is just a typo. It happens. Get over it.

  • 69 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:30pm

    I think you're my son's teacher.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:51am

    if the OP is hot I bet a lot of freshmen boys in the class would like to conjugate their dick in her mouth

  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:04am

    ...I have sucked. ;-) I'm a slutty English teacher too!

  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:31am

    Girls multitasking during head is hot

  • 66 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:20am

    I hope to one day achieve this level of nerdy slutty. You go OP.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:59pm

    grammar nerds = hot

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:18am

    I will have suck ?? :S Am I missing something here?

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:56pm

    For someone supposedly teaching grammar, they don't do a very good job themselves. Despite the "I will have suck" that everyone caught, (and could just be a typo), what about "never felt more like a nerdier slut"?? That's terrible grammar.

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:50pm

    LOL 12:30, how would you know?

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:50am

    Was it a student or boyfriend?

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:29pm

    wait wait WAIT...a woman teaching??? shut the FUCK up

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:51pm

    to 10:43....tell that to alllllll of the pop/hip-hop "writers"....that drives me fucking crazy

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:16am

    She's a teacher you fucking idiot

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:10pm

    It's a text message not a grammer test!

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:05am

    She teaches high school if she's reffering to tenses. By freshman in college you should know this. However, I bet your man didn't appreciate you focusing on tenses and not his cock!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:09pm

    also, it should say that you never felt more like a nerdy slut, not nerdier--you could also say that you have never felt nerdier. more like a nerdier slut? doesn't work.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:05am

    Nerdier slut works, it insinuates that she has always felt like a nerdy slut, now however, she has taken it up a level and feels like an even nerdier slut. On the other hand, learning tenses freshman year is disturbing, I hope she is a Spanish teacher.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:16pm

    "will have suck" I bet you're a great teacher, whore

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:20pm

    Mrs Houseman??? Is that you???

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:07pm

    I will never be able to give head again without thinking of this

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:41pm

    Were do you live I love nerdy sluts

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:13pm

    hahahaha, this sounds like me. I would do this.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:52am

    Hahahaha, this is great.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:21pm

    It's I will have suckED

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:10pm

    What freshmen still have grammar tests?

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:24pm

    This is totally epic! Hot as hell too. :)

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:11pm

    Just to clarify...are YOU a freshman, or were you sucking a freshman?

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:05pm

    Wow. I hope you managed to not laugh. Anytime I've had random thoughts like that pop in my head when I was giving head (oo rhyme) I end up laughing and then theres a choking hazard

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:41am

    No one cares if you're first or last. Get a grip loser! Nerdy sluts FTW!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:14pm

    you are my fucking HERO

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:47am

    So much hate for this 309 text.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:54am

    All this shit is fake. They text just to download and even steal bits I am done

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:08am

    i think you mean 'will have sucked'

  • 29 26
    Submitted by downatthecreek on Oct 3, 11 at 12:30pm

    the world needs more nerdy sluts go OP hell teach a class

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:04pm

    and this why public schools.....suck. still hot tho

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:25am

    i suck tiny asian dick

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:43am

    This text sucks, you will always suck, you have been sucking forcalong time, etc

  • 36 43
    Submitted by willyjwade on Jul 29, 10 at 1:31pm

    miss Gregory

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43am

    @ 12:05 You didn't rhyme. You can't create a rhyme by using the exact same word twice.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:50pm

    I'll never be able to go to a parent-teacher confernce again without thinking of this text

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:03pm

    WOW Fucking horrible grammar for a teacher....

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:08am

    505: if you think of something else rather than giving head... U can get a better rythem.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:16am

    She needs to take out the more if she is going to go with nerdier. Still hope she is a spanish teacher!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by davidsorenson on Jul 14, 10 at 10:44pm

    PCHS?

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:20am

    Teachers having sex are my favorite texts

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:47am

    that's true 309 does go all the way over to ISU... n Blokmington. If this came from Champaign, the grammar would be a little better. Spread the Red you retard fucks. ISU DOES have some dn fine women though. And to all you dickheads, clearly it's a tutor or a TA for some freshman class

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:09am

    its miss kidd!!!! im absolutely positive its you! best/hottest english teacher ive ever had!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:24pm

    SHE ISN'T A TEACHER DUMB ASSES!!!! it's obviously a tutor... and typos happen calm the fuck down

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:05pm

    I think you mean: "I will have sucked,..." Emphasis on the 'ed' at the end of sucked. Somebody needs to learn the grammar before they ruin another generation of students' chances at educational success.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:44pm

    I noticed the last sentence was pretty out of order as well

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:44am

    Shit!! It's my Latin teacher fo sho!!!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:35pm

    yes Illinois! is this western or Bradley? I know some sexy sluts from Bradley.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:23am

    stop giving tests and just give head to the students they will learn more...

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:52pm

    I am fairly certain that this my favorite one today. Ha!

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    this would be amusing if your grammar wasn't awful.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:19pm

    Dude... That hella turned me on haha

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:13am

    Oddly enough, but that's soooo fucking sexy!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:26pm

    ....and she got them wrong.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:40pm

    That's really hot. Nerdy girls are the best.

  • 45 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:05pm

    Also, why the FUCK would she need to be "going over" the verb tenses. I feel like you should pretty well have them down pat by, oh, let's say.... 5th grade, TOPS.