I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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isn't it "will have suckED"???
I don't care what you all say, this is funny. And I'm guessing "will have suck" is just a typo. It happens. Get over it.
if the OP is hot I bet a lot of freshmen boys in the class would like to conjugate their dick in her mouth
Girls multitasking during head is hot
I think you're my son's teacher.
I will have suck ?? :S Am I missing something here?
...I have sucked. ;-) I'm a slutty English teacher too!
grammar nerds = hot
It's I will have suckED
the world needs more nerdy sluts go OP hell teach a class
I hope to one day achieve this level of nerdy slutty. You go OP.
to 10:43....tell that to alllllll of the pop/hip-hop "writers"....that drives me fucking crazy
that's true 309 does go all the way over to ISU... n Blokmington. If this came from Champaign, the grammar would be a
little better. Spread
the Red you retard fucks. ISU DOES have some dn fine women though. And to all you dickheads, clearly it's a tutor or a TA for some freshman class
This text sucks, you will always suck, you have been sucking forcalong time, etc
For someone supposedly teaching grammar, they don't do a very good job themselves. Despite the "I will have suck" that everyone caught, (and could just be a typo), what about "never felt more like a nerdier slut"?? That's terrible grammar.
wait wait WAIT...a woman teaching??? shut the FUCK up
You didn't rhyme. You can't create a rhyme by using the exact same word twice.
She's a teacher you fucking idiot
LOL 12:30, how would you know?
Wow. I hope you managed to not laugh. Anytime I've had random thoughts like that pop in my head when I was giving head (oo rhyme) I end up laughing and then theres a choking hazard
No one cares if you're first or last. Get a grip loser!
Nerdy sluts FTW!
She teaches high school if she's reffering to tenses. By freshman in college you should know this. However, I bet your man didn't appreciate you focusing on tenses and not his cock!
It's a text message not a grammer test!
and this why public schools.....suck. still hot tho
So much hate for this 309 text.
Was it a student or boyfriend?
Were do you live I love nerdy sluts
you are my fucking HERO
Mrs Houseman??? Is that you???
This is totally epic! Hot as hell too. :)
i suck tiny asian dick
I will never be able to give head again without thinking of this
"will have suck"
I bet you're a great teacher, whore
hahahaha, this sounds like me. I would do this.
Nerdier slut works, it insinuates that she has always felt like a nerdy slut, now however, she has taken it up a level and feels like an even nerdier slut. On the other hand, learning tenses freshman year is disturbing, I hope she is a Spanish teacher.
i think you mean 'will have sucked'
also, it should say that you never felt more like a nerdy slut, not nerdier--you could also say that you have never felt nerdier. more like a nerdier slut? doesn't work.
What freshmen still have grammar tests?
Oddly enough, but that's soooo fucking sexy!
Just to clarify...are YOU a freshman, or were you sucking a freshman?
Hahahaha, this is great.
All this shit is fake. They text just to download and even steal bits I am done
SHE ISN'T A TEACHER DUMB ASSES!!!! it's obviously a tutor... and typos happen calm the fuck down
I think you mean: "I will have sucked,..." Emphasis on the 'ed' at the end of sucked. Somebody needs to learn the grammar before they ruin another generation of students' chances at educational success.
I am fairly certain that this my favorite one today. Ha!
Also, why the FUCK would she need to be "going over" the verb tenses. I feel like you should pretty well have them down pat by, oh, let's say.... 5th grade, TOPS.
I'll never be able to go to a parent-teacher confernce again without thinking of this text
its miss kidd!!!! im absolutely positive its you! best/hottest english teacher ive ever had!
Shit!! It's my Latin teacher fo sho!!!
Dude... That hella turned me on haha
Fucking horrible grammar for a teacher....
505: if you think of something else rather than giving head... U can get a better rythem.
She needs to take out the more if she is going to go with nerdier. Still hope she is a spanish teacher!
I noticed the last sentence was pretty out of order as well
stop giving tests and just give head to the students they will learn more...
....and she got them wrong.
Teachers having sex are my favorite texts
yes Illinois! is this western or Bradley? I know some sexy sluts from Bradley.
this would be amusing if your grammar wasn't awful.
That's really hot. Nerdy girls are the best.