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  • 11 49 I can picture some thick red liquid dripping down your thigh right now. You are a moody fuck you should go get smoked by a speeding automobile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:20am
  • Yeah F Town!!!

    Submitted by jaydawg on Sep 24, 10 at 1:20am
  • @2:42....what is the idea? Going as a whore or as a butt plug?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:25pm
  • 1:49 I think most these texts are about people in a relationship with eachother and they're taken out of context to be able to post them on this site and be slightly amusing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:22pm
  • this is where you need to be able to add a photo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26pm
  • To the OP - ftw!!! To the h8rs - what 2:32PM said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:07pm
  • what was the costume?? A big butt plug?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Fuck double standards. Ladies, feel free to get laid frequently and vigorously if you so choose. We'll be more than happy to help you out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:39pm
  • chick wasnt a hoe...probably just another girl who wants to be loved deep down and is making decisions she'll regret later on. then again, probably just a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:40pm
  • That's F'n halarious!! I bet you were glad to her test subject lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:25pm
  • I wanna fuk where's waldo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Sounds like it will soon be an open invitation to many.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26pm
  • how can this possibly be a bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:26pm
  • October 28, 2009 1:29PM: You just gave me an idea for next halloween =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:42pm
  • im being snow white in crotchless knickers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:36am
  • Charles Rutherford says: lies! U have such a small penis she cannot feel it with or without the costume.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:06pm
  • The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Dan B loves wieners.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:39pm
  • You can do it with a ghost, you can do it with a roast, you can do it with a princess... The lost goes on and on... I love haloween.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:52pm
  • someone is bitter they aren't getting any..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:32pm
  • As does my girlfriends! She's a flight attendent. Captain Layover.... Does still count as the mile high club as long as she's wearing the uniform? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:40pm
  • 2:42 here... Nudist is DEFINTELY what I'm going as to my next costume party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:45pm
  • She's gotta be ready to fuck half the state. Filthy, cumguzzling whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:04pm
  • whore. she might as well just go as a lost nudist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:29pm
  • lots of costumes have fucking capability.. that's dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 3:40 you're a pussy and 11:45 shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:49pm
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