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  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:25pm

    @2:42....what is the idea? Going as a whore or as a butt plug?

  • 93 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:20am

    11 49 I can picture some thick red liquid dripping down your thigh right now. You are a moody fuck you should go get smoked by a speeding automobile.

  • 96 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26pm

    this is where you need to be able to add a photo.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:39pm

    Fuck double standards. Ladies, feel free to get laid frequently and vigorously if you so choose. We'll be more than happy to help you out.

  • 84 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:07pm

    To the OP - ftw!!! To the h8rs - what 2:32PM said.

  • 77 71
    Submitted by jaydawg on Sep 24, 10 at 1:20am

    Yeah F Town!!!

  • 88 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:35pm

    what was the costume?? A big butt plug?

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:22pm

    1:49 I think most these texts are about people in a relationship with eachother and they're taken out of context to be able to post them on this site and be slightly amusing

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:25pm

    That's F'n halarious!! I bet you were glad to her test subject lmao

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26pm

    Sounds like it will soon be an open invitation to many.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:26pm

    how can this possibly be a bad night

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:42pm

    October 28, 2009 1:29PM: You just gave me an idea for next halloween =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:40pm

    chick wasnt a hoe...probably just another girl who wants to be loved deep down and is making decisions she'll regret later on. then again, probably just a whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:06pm

    Charles Rutherford says: lies! U have such a small penis she cannot feel it with or without the costume.

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:36am

    im being snow white in crotchless knickers

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:45pm

    2:42 here... Nudist is DEFINTELY what I'm going as to my next costume party.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:34pm

    The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good!

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:39pm

    Dan B loves wieners.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:32pm

    someone is bitter they aren't getting any..

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:30pm

    I wanna fuk where's waldo

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:29pm

    whore. she might as well just go as a lost nudist

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:40pm

    As does my girlfriends! She's a flight attendent. Captain Layover.... Does still count as the mile high club as long as she's wearing the uniform? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:52pm

    You can do it with a ghost, you can do it with a roast, you can do it with a princess... The lost goes on and on... I love haloween.

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:49pm

    3:40 you're a pussy and 11:45 shut up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:15pm

    lots of costumes have fucking capability.. that's dumb

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:04pm

    She's gotta be ready to fuck half the state. Filthy, cumguzzling whore.