Banned from zoo.
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the Again? is what made it
haha 10:36, i laughed out loud.
5:36...you must be a dc tourist or something because no one calls it the woodley park zoo and that's not its name. it's the national zoo. look something up for once moron
I just want to know what they did to get banned from the zoo . . .
The poor, defenseless, waddling lemurs.
nothing like that second banning...
when i go to the zoo i have sex with the penguins
Either way it's still priceless humor! Cheers!
I was at the zoo and the polar bears both pooped
how could you be banned again. you werent allowed back the first time
I hope it was at least the National Zoo.
(240) yeah, I just can't help fellating the horses and elephants. Their cocks are so fucking massive and mouth-watering! Tonight I'm gonna break in and see if I can finally fuck them. I get so wet just thinking about it.
(301) but you're a guy.
(240) not if I concentrate really hard.
i bet the pandas are better than his mom.
Southern Maryland! Hell yeah! <3
was it a fat chick trying to eat all the animals? thats been happening a lot recently
ya, a double ban? is that possible?
i bet the pandas are his dad.
i bet the penguins are better than his mom
10:23, you don't have to be a girl to enjoy cock. Just saying.
the pandas baby...they can do things you'd never imagine. so worth it
making me proud dc area... hoping its some moco people
Man, I didn't know the Woodley Park zoo banned *anyone*...
ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT THE ZOO
the Again? was HILARIOUS. I died.
"So what was it? Flashing the monkeys? Indecent exposure to minors? Bestiality? Sodomy?"
he said banned from zoo not THE zoo so its probably a bar or something.
5:36 is definitely a tourist.
the metro stop is woodley park/nat'l zoo. but woodley park and the national zoo are two separate destinations.
stop fuckin da zebras
or maybe they broke the rules anyway
Baboons have nice asses .. maybe it was a baboon thing?
When I go to the zoo I have sex with your mom.
i probably know the people that got banned -_-;
oh and its not fake .... they dont ACTUALLY remember they banned you lol
I totally assumed the Zoo was a bar. That's what our on-campus college bar was called, lol.
I bet the penguins are his mom.
11:36. i see what you did there.
I LIKE ZOOS AND I LIKE TO POOP!
sadly, i think i know who this was...
Be my frienddddd! :D
ONE TIME I REALIZED THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT 11:51!!
Pretty sure this is one of my friends who got banned from the zoo when there was that stabbing.
yeah md. the national zoo i'm assuming? nice.
Brew at the zoo? gotta love DC.
maybe it was a different zoo...
A bunch of kids from my school were involved in the stabbing at the zoo a while ago, I'm assuming this text pertains to that.