Banned from zoo.
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the Again? is what made it
when i go to the zoo i have sex with the penguins
haha 10:36, i laughed out loud.
Either way it's still priceless humor! Cheers!
how could you be banned again. you werent allowed back the first time
5:36...you must be a dc tourist or something because no one calls it the woodley park zoo and that's not its name. it's the national zoo. look something up for once moron
nothing like that second banning...
I hope it was at least the National Zoo.
I just want to know what they did to get banned from the zoo . . .
The poor, defenseless, waddling lemurs.
I was at the zoo and the polar bears both pooped
was it a fat chick trying to eat all the animals? thats been happening a lot recently
i bet the pandas are better than his mom.
i bet the pandas are his dad.
making me proud dc area... hoping its some moco people
ya, a double ban? is that possible?
Man, I didn't know the Woodley Park zoo banned *anyone*...
the pandas baby...they can do things you'd never imagine. so worth it
Southern Maryland! Hell yeah! <3
i bet the penguins are better than his mom
(240) yeah, I just can't help fellating the horses and elephants. Their cocks are so fucking massive and mouth-watering! Tonight I'm gonna break in and see if I can finally fuck them. I get so wet just thinking about it.
(301) but you're a guy.
(240) not if I concentrate really hard.
10:23, you don't have to be a girl to enjoy cock. Just saying.
"So what was it? Flashing the monkeys? Indecent exposure to minors? Bestiality? Sodomy?"
or maybe they broke the rules anyway
5:36 is definitely a tourist.
the metro stop is woodley park/nat'l zoo. but woodley park and the national zoo are two separate destinations.
the Again? was HILARIOUS. I died.
stop fuckin da zebras
Baboons have nice asses .. maybe it was a baboon thing?
ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT THE ZOO
he said banned from zoo not THE zoo so its probably a bar or something.
i probably know the people that got banned -_-;
oh and its not fake .... they dont ACTUALLY remember they banned you lol
I bet the penguins are his mom.
When I go to the zoo I have sex with your mom.
I totally assumed the Zoo was a bar. That's what our on-campus college bar was called, lol.
I LIKE ZOOS AND I LIKE TO POOP!
ONE TIME I REALIZED THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT 11:51!!
yeah md. the national zoo i'm assuming? nice.
11:36. i see what you did there.
Pretty sure this is one of my friends who got banned from the zoo when there was that stabbing.
Brew at the zoo? gotta love DC.
Be my frienddddd! :D
sadly, i think i know who this was...
A bunch of kids from my school were involved in the stabbing at the zoo a while ago, I'm assuming this text pertains to that.
maybe it was a different zoo...