Banned from zoo.
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the Again? is what made it
haha 10:36, i laughed out loud.
I just want to know what they did to get banned from the zoo . . .
The poor, defenseless, waddling lemurs.
Either way it's still priceless humor! Cheers!
nothing like that second banning...
when i go to the zoo i have sex with the penguins
5:36...you must be a dc tourist or something because no one calls it the woodley park zoo and that's not its name. it's the national zoo. look something up for once moron
I was at the zoo and the polar bears both pooped
how could you be banned again. you werent allowed back the first time
I hope it was at least the National Zoo.
(240) yeah, I just can't help fellating the horses and elephants. Their cocks are so fucking massive and mouth-watering! Tonight I'm gonna break in and see if I can finally fuck them. I get so wet just thinking about it.
(301) but you're a guy.
(240) not if I concentrate really hard.
i bet the pandas are better than his mom.
was it a fat chick trying to eat all the animals? thats been happening a lot recently
Southern Maryland! Hell yeah! <3
ya, a double ban? is that possible?
i bet the penguins are better than his mom
i bet the pandas are his dad.
making me proud dc area... hoping its some moco people
the pandas baby...they can do things you'd never imagine. so worth it
10:23, you don't have to be a girl to enjoy cock. Just saying.
Man, I didn't know the Woodley Park zoo banned *anyone*...
the Again? was HILARIOUS. I died.
"So what was it? Flashing the monkeys? Indecent exposure to minors? Bestiality? Sodomy?"
ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT THE ZOO
he said banned from zoo not THE zoo so its probably a bar or something.
stop fuckin da zebras
5:36 is definitely a tourist.
the metro stop is woodley park/nat'l zoo. but woodley park and the national zoo are two separate destinations.
Baboons have nice asses .. maybe it was a baboon thing?
or maybe they broke the rules anyway
When I go to the zoo I have sex with your mom.
i probably know the people that got banned -_-;
oh and its not fake .... they dont ACTUALLY remember they banned you lol
I bet the penguins are his mom.
I totally assumed the Zoo was a bar. That's what our on-campus college bar was called, lol.
11:36. i see what you did there.
I LIKE ZOOS AND I LIKE TO POOP!
Be my frienddddd! :D
sadly, i think i know who this was...
ONE TIME I REALIZED THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT 11:51!!
Pretty sure this is one of my friends who got banned from the zoo when there was that stabbing.
yeah md. the national zoo i'm assuming? nice.
Brew at the zoo? gotta love DC.
maybe it was a different zoo...
A bunch of kids from my school were involved in the stabbing at the zoo a while ago, I'm assuming this text pertains to that.