Banned from zoo.
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the Again? is what made it
nothing like that second banning...
haha 10:36, i laughed out loud.
I just want to know what they did to get banned from the zoo . . .
The poor, defenseless, waddling lemurs.
I was at the zoo and the polar bears both pooped
when i go to the zoo i have sex with the penguins
5:36...you must be a dc tourist or something because no one calls it the woodley park zoo and that's not its name. it's the national zoo. look something up for once moron
how could you be banned again. you werent allowed back the first time
i bet the pandas are better than his mom.
Either way it's still priceless humor! Cheers!
I hope it was at least the National Zoo.
i bet the pandas are his dad.
ya, a double ban? is that possible?
Southern Maryland! Hell yeah! <3
i bet the penguins are better than his mom
(240) yeah, I just can't help fellating the horses and elephants. Their cocks are so fucking massive and mouth-watering! Tonight I'm gonna break in and see if I can finally fuck them. I get so wet just thinking about it.
(301) but you're a guy.
(240) not if I concentrate really hard.
was it a fat chick trying to eat all the animals? thats been happening a lot recently
ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT THE ZOO
making me proud dc area... hoping its some moco people
10:23, you don't have to be a girl to enjoy cock. Just saying.
the pandas baby...they can do things you'd never imagine. so worth it
stop fuckin da zebras
Man, I didn't know the Woodley Park zoo banned *anyone*...
he said banned from zoo not THE zoo so its probably a bar or something.
the Again? was HILARIOUS. I died.
Baboons have nice asses .. maybe it was a baboon thing?
5:36 is definitely a tourist.
the metro stop is woodley park/nat'l zoo. but woodley park and the national zoo are two separate destinations.
"So what was it? Flashing the monkeys? Indecent exposure to minors? Bestiality? Sodomy?"
When I go to the zoo I have sex with your mom.
or maybe they broke the rules anyway
i probably know the people that got banned -_-;
oh and its not fake .... they dont ACTUALLY remember they banned you lol
11:36. i see what you did there.
I totally assumed the Zoo was a bar. That's what our on-campus college bar was called, lol.
I LIKE ZOOS AND I LIKE TO POOP!
I bet the penguins are his mom.
Pretty sure this is one of my friends who got banned from the zoo when there was that stabbing.
Be my frienddddd! :D
ONE TIME I REALIZED THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT 11:51!!
sadly, i think i know who this was...
yeah md. the national zoo i'm assuming? nice.
Brew at the zoo? gotta love DC.
A bunch of kids from my school were involved in the stabbing at the zoo a while ago, I'm assuming this text pertains to that.
maybe it was a different zoo...