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  • Ten bucks says this guy wears Ed Hardy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:24pm
  • If you want to fuck random people, why even have a girlfriend? Then you can fuck all the sluts on this page that thought this was funny, and let your girl move on to someone that's not a piece of trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:08pm
  • i bet his gf is reading this text right now, being like hmmm that's MY area code and then remembering that her scumbag boyfriend brought a 18 pack of coors light to her place this morning. and now she is vomitting realizing that she basically licked some nasty girls vag by sucking his dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:48pm
  • You are such a fucking waste of life. Grow up and get some perspective. Plus, Coors Light? Really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm
    • BITCH DONT YOU DARE HATE ON COORS LIGHT! im gonna go ahead and put 20 bucks on the probability that your a bitter fat chick that just cant get laid

      Submitted by brett_usarmy on Mar 27, 10 at 10:46am
  • who the fuck drinks coors light?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:46pm
  • what a fucking gentleman. i hope she had herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm
  • wow. What a fucking asshole. I hope his gf leaves him. She deserves better than that worthless piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:39pm
  • men like you are fucking disgusting. i hope you get hit by a bus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:11pm
  • People cheat. It's usually easy to tell. Who cares? If you catch your man cheating, act like you don't know, go to give him head, and punch him in the sack when he least expects it. If you catch your girl cheating, act like you don't know, go to eat her out, and headbut her in the pussy when she least expects it. (I've Zidaned a girls pussy before. It feels great to do.) Make cheating fucks pay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:45pm
  • You know some people do put a diff area code.. I would say especially if it's from an asshole like this. Fine, you're a god if you did this with two random chicks but you did it with a random and your GIRLFRIEND - who thinks you are faithful. That's fucked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:00am
  • I can't believe so many people think this is a good thing. Sometimes this site - albeit its hilariousness - really reduces my faith in humanity. And I really don't understand why people are blaming the guy's girlfriend. He cheats, so she must be doing something wrong? Yeah, right. Stop trying to justify your lousy actions, guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:48am
  • I hope you get discharge and your girlfriend forces you to suck your dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:41pm
  • I hope your GF drinks all your beer and then fucks your best friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:40pm
  • I am a guy and i think you're loser. And i hope your wife will suck some other dude's dick before she kiss you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:07pm
  • yeah, what a fucking douchebag he must be.... "best day ever" my ass... why do people take pride in cheating on someone they're in a relationship with? oh well... i just don't know why he takes in pride in it, rather than feeling bad about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Sounds like a standup guy, lucky gf.. Not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I hope that you have a daughter some day and she finds a man as classy as you and to be treated just like her daddy treated all the women in his life.......because men like you deserve the worst.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Typically I applaud unabashed skanky behavior, but this is just repulsive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Really 7:28? It looks to me like he had a simple typo. Hit the "d" key before the "e" key again. He's an ass but calling someone out on typos is just stupid. Not superior. Nice try though hun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:47pm
  • you disgust me. One day, you'll wake up and wonder why the 'woman of your dreams' doesn't trust you. I hope you remember this moment and then realize you FUCKED UP and live alone the rest of your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:11pm
  • you're a giant d-bag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm
  • it really really makes me disappointed that people, mainly boys, are applauding & defending this pathetic, selfish excuse for a man - who feels the need to disrespect his girlfriend and then brag about it to his friends to justify himself as a "real man" or a "player". It's depressing that the American man defends this awful behavior.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:46am
  • i think its funny how people are upset at this guy but the girl that "accidently" had sex with her boyfriends twin gets praised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:41pm
  • To all the women who say they don't have to worry about their men cheating cause they're so ammazing, fuck you and I hope he cheats on you so you can quit being so damn smug. Guys don't cheat because of the girl they're with. They cheat because they're insecure and feel the need to prove something to themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Reading this makes me lose faith in relationships. You're nasty cheating scum, frankly. Don't think the fact that you're going to end up alone and infected is something to brag about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:13pm
  • YOU POS DOUCHE. YOUR GIRL DESERVES BETTER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:46pm
  • something tells me you have frosted hair and tribal tattoos. typical douche. you probably wear ed hardy too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Stop it 4:53#2, not all guys are like this. Don't stop giving head because of this asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:54pm
  • i hope she had more than herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm
  • after reading comments i just realized he did 2 different girls. OP, you fail.

    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:53pm
  • amazing!..fuck relationships and all that fairy tale bs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:47pm
  • you're a fucking tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:25pm
  • What a tool, I don't know what is worse, cheating on your GF, stealing the girls beer, or drinking piss coors light. You sir suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:54pm
  • if he caught anything he would pass it to his gf...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:22pm
  • all of you who praise this man/ state a win/ call him god/ etc. remember that the next time a girl posts a similar text. win goes both ways mufucka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm
    • how about nobody should get a pat on the back for promiscuous sex? just a thought. i'm all for killing double standards, but girls should pick their battles, fighting for getting equal praise for fucking around should not be one of those battles...

      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:16pm
  • there are 3 p*ssies in this txt. the 2 girls and the guy who drinks coors light

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:23pm
  • hahahaha love my 949. my god, im a chick, but i laugh thinking there's a 80% chance i know this guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Fuck off 7:49. I find it funny when guys do this to loser ass bitches like you. I keep my men happy, they don't need to get it elsewhere. It is funny and you do deserve it. If you can't keep your men happy that's what you get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:53pm
  • ^ Some people are monogamous, some aren't. If its not for you find someone to have an open relationship with, how fucking hard is that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 5:07... I think we could get along just fine. I'll bring you all the beer you want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:39am
  • we're all very proud, 819.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:21pm
  • HA HA THIS IS FUNNY BUT I BELIEVE THAT IT COULD VERY WELL BE ONE OF MANY WONDERFUL REASONS IM A LESBIAN :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:08am
  • with the exception of it being coors light i would agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm
  • wow honestly coors light? why don't you just drink pee?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:04am
  • hes not going to care what you people think....hes proud of his actions. and thats the saddest part of all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Ass fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:49pm
  • To everyone saying this isn't possible. I fucked my girl, we had a huge fight after because she was PMSing. I pass out at my place. Get woken up the next day by another girl calling asking if I want to go out. Got wasted all day, made out, PG stuff, and just passed out in her place. Got head the next morning. So this guy's situation but with the girls flipped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:19pm
  • This sounds like all the guys i date in laguna beach:(

    Submitted by LillyWasaleski on Jun 7, 10 at 8:24am
  • I hope you get assraped by a clown, you disrespectful, reprehensible alleycat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:50pm
  • yea this is a legit text. i know people like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:10pm
  • who the fuck has a deck in orange county?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:37pm
  • 6:17 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO true...you're the man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:22pm
  • I cannot find an insult to use on you, that doesn't demean others in that category to be associated with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:51pm
  • and again to all you men out there that think this acceptable behavior to treat women like this.....I hope that you have a daughter some day and she finds a man as classy as you and to be treated just like her daddy treated all the women in his life.......because men like you deserve the worst.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:33pm
  • 6:40 #3 is so obviously a man playing out a little cyber fantasy. whatever happened to being a good person and finding fellow good people? guess I'm just another hippie.... but karma is real, so homeboy better make some amends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51pm
  • asshole.. hopefully she's cheating on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:13pm
  • i have unfortunately had to deal with guys like this. you do not diserve to have a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:14pm
  • My hero. Its your world, bro. We just live in it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:05pm
  • U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm
  • hah. sorry. girl here and I think this is hilarious. (nope not a lesbian, fat chick, drunk, or a slut.. but thaNks for trying girls;)). it's ok.. we all found it funny.. cause it is.. if were gonna get all self righteous then none of us would be members of the drunk texts from last night website lol...\n m

    Submitted by cdoocy23 on May 7, 11 at 12:51am
  • (1) You gotta shower in between. That's just not hygienic. (2) Go for a nicer beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Only in Orange County are guys this dirty baggy. Get me outta here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:06pm
  • You're a pig. I hope you get Herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:47pm
  • God bless orange county

    Submitted by hopelesslove on Aug 25, 11 at 2:41am
  • Guys like you always end up happy ! NOT. you are a little skeeze !

    Submitted by fearless on Apr 5, 11 at 8:40pm
  • trash trash trashhh homieee you're trash!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Win for you, fail for both girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 6:38pm
  • because it is bad moron. cheating is a BAD thing. have you ever been cheat on? its horrible. so FUCK YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:48pm
  • I've never cheated on my wife and I would never treat her this way. You boys need to grow up. Oh and also, if you're having sex with someone you don't think is as smart as you, you're just showing how low you think of yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:16pm
  • GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Wow typical orange county douche bag. You better have a open relationship with ur gf or ur an ass hole and a poor excuse of a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:08am
  • ima gurl nd i luv cock hahahaha! ... Goddamnit, you people all sound like idiots. I'm pretty sure everyone who begins their sentence with "I'm a girl and..." is actually a chubby 12 or 13 year old boy who has never seen a real pair of breasts besides his mother's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:03am
  • 6:40 #3, try as hard as you can to not take pride in being the shining example of a cum dumpster...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:45pm
  • whatta fucking asshole, i hope he gets vd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:43pm
  • let this be a lesson to all women..... never give head ....unless he just walked out of the shower and u know its clean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm
  • I'm a guy and even I think you're a douche. Cheating on your girl doesn't make you cool bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:21am
  • HAHAHA fucking LOVE it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Way to represent your gender, 5:52. Seriously, don't lump the rest of us in with you. (I'm assuming by your attitude that you're a guy.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:56pm
  • you're the definition of douche. hope you get AIDS :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:00pm
  • Stay classy Orange County.

    Submitted by hopelessromantic on Jun 11, 11 at 8:00pm
  • Haha you win, and all these fatty mongomous douches on here lose.

    Submitted by Johnnysinz on Mar 26, 11 at 8:03pm
  • i bet they were both fat, toothless and had the hiv. you fail.and u drink fucking pussy beer.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:03am
  • i laughed so hard at 4:38, (usa) ahhahahahahhha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:53pm
  • 6:17 its succeed...you just got told by a girl...who's the superior sex???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Seeing such wonderful representations of my gender really helps me to empathize with the likes of RuPaul. Not that I'd go that far, but I can understand the appeal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:23pm
  • & this is why i don't trust guys.....boo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:43am
  • thats fucking amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:27am
  • studies have found that oral sex can transmit HIV (the virus that causes AIDS), hepatitis B virus, herpes, genital warts, syphilis and gonorrhea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:32pm
  • 4:44...sounds like your a major douche bag too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:22am
  • idk whats worse, the fact that u fucked ur girl while she was pmsing or the fact that u cheated on her and didnt even get sex out of it. that story shouldve probably been kept to yourself and not used as a brag story in any way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:24pm
  • i think its funny...but i wouldnt want it happening to me. despite the cheating... the funniest shit is that he stole that girls beer and took it to his girl friend. hes got somewhat of a heart after all! bravo, fello, bravo. ...if my boyfriend cheats..the least he could do is bring me her beer... and maybe some of her weed. let by gones be by gones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:07pm
  • I'm a girl and I think it's funny....good for you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:45pm
  • 5:06- there are some men like this everywhere, not just in orange county... so no matter where you go you might have to deal with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:28pm
  • This isn't any worse than all you women going out Trolling for free drinks. Paybacks a bitch, get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:14pm
  • All of the people wishing herpes on this guy from the first girl seem to forget that any STD he has would have been passed on to his girlfriend during the bj..

    Submitted by Qwyzm on Apr 29, 10 at 10:53am
  • for those of you that think this isnt true... im from the 949 as well dont doubt it for one second. i'd be disgusted, but both girls probably deserved it anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:26pm
    • ridiculous. no one ever deserves to be cheated on. (no matter what they've done; nothing justifies it). THAT, my friend, is a cop out.

      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:19pm
  • Yeah 7:36, like the degree you have has anything at all to do with brain size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:49pm
  • 5:14 A dude cheating on his girlfriend is a lot worse than a girl flashing a smile and showing some cleavage so guys buy her drinks. I mean, that is still pretty bad if she has a boyfriend (the blow is softened if she takes half the drinks back to her boyfriend though), but conversation is innocent if it leads nowhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm
  • This is a true man, and women are whores. Suck my double standard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:44pm
  • U only live once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 6:58pm
  • i hope his girlfriend went out and did the same and had amazing sex with a hott guy and i hope he finds out about it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:54pm
  • ... wtf the 949 isn't that cool. irvine??? seriously? with all the asian geeks? i think not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:00pm
  • you tube - smell yo dick. Funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:46am
    • why you comin homeee 5 in the morn? somethin's goin on, can i smell yo dick?!

      Submitted by Stonergirl1 on Jan 17, 11 at 2:35am
  • You're my version of God.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:39pm
  • If my boyfriend showed up with Coors Light, I'd kick his ass to the curb, let alone for sleeping with a bitch who keeps that shit in stock...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Everyone needs to calm the hell down, it's not like he was married to the bitch....

    Submitted by budd on Mar 19, 11 at 11:53am
  • don't hate the player... hate the game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:21pm
  • 949? Oh! He's from the OC. Only some cock-sockpuppet from there would steal an 18 pack of "silver bullets" and be excited about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:24am
  • Wow. I didn't read the whole thread, but some people are reeeeeeally emotionally invested in nonsense ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:57pm
  • 6:13pm No, i don't want a jerk. I want a nice, decent guy. Please don't speak for women that you don't know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:42pm
  • to all the women here who "think this is hilarious": you are clearly just trying to get attention from the loser guys who post on texts on this website. get off your (most likely fat) ass and go outside and meet REAL men. men that will respect you the way you deserve to be respected. and PLEASE, for the love of womankind, find some self-respect in the process

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:49pm
  • 6:58pm, not all women have small brains. i got a 35 on my ACT. my boyfriend got a 19. i have a master's and am continuing for my PhD. he has a bachelor's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:36pm
  • You are such an asshole. And yeah, coors light??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:34pm
  • fuck yeah..free beer and sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:45pm
  • another thang just too show how much of a dog damn guys are !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:33am
  • nice fuckin work. that's pro status.

    Submitted by east on Apr 24, 10 at 12:07am
  • mmmm i want me a chicken sandwhich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:36pm
  • @july 8 2:09 so her standards include sucking his dick after he just fucked some random girl?? hahahaha stupid girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:44am
  • this story would be awesome if the girl the next day was not his girlfriend, just some random girl. doing that to your girlfriend is fucked up, but the fact that they were separated the night before might mean she was cheating on him too (hopefully).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:07pm
  • ASSHOLE! and im sorry 8:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Not too good to be true. Ive done the same thing. Except for add a party with 10 naked chicks and me the night before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:28am
  • i love 8:42.....so true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Man-whore

    Submitted by blows4freee on Mar 25, 10 at 4:41pm
  • He's not a god by any means but that is a fucking great day. Substitute Stella for Coors and that is an all time day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:01am
  • Was the mountain Blue? You rock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:02pm
  • 6:37 What exactly can you do, career-wise, with a religious studies degree? I've always wondered why people spend their tuition on majors that open up extremely few career options, like religion, philosophy or art history.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:42pm
  • 5:59 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:24pm
  • 200 it's YOUR* autograph. and i'm a girl and think this guy is epic. not to even mention the fact why would a chick give a guy head as soon as he walks in the door, wtf? and most chicks are stupid fucking whores anyways so she probably deserves it. he probably only got head cause she was fucking some dude last night too. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I kinda hope your dick falls off...actually kind of a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:32pm
  • the epitome of why guys are terds. hope you get caught and end up alone :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:50pm
  • you're the reason i don't trust men... i agree with 4:37.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm
  • U r the luckiest mo-fo tht I have ever heard of.

    Submitted by hewhoknows on Jul 23, 11 at 9:06am
  • ohh hell yeah stop bein lame, thats gotta be the best night ever. fuck tricks all day --

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:35pm
  • you're a chode, homie. choke on cum

    Submitted by NataSept on Oct 28, 10 at 4:05am
  • remind me not to fuck anybody from orange county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:11pm
  • We're not all like that. And thankfully not all women will allow themselves to be treated in such a disgusting manner once they're made aware of it. It's not ours to judge. But it is a sad lose-lose-lose situation in my book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:05pm
  • I think this guy is lying...hes really totally inlove with his gf..but hes a fucking coward and wants to look good to his friends and lies about getting with other girls..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Do y'all seriously believe in karma? Y'all can't be serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:34am
  • Along with the 'Goodnight' 'Badnight' options thete should def be a 'You're a fuckhead' option. This guy is the definition of that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:13pm
  • i hope your girlfriend reads this, scum bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Sadly true, 5:02. But unless he skipped some parts of the story, he wouldn't have gotten away with it so easily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Well in one day I slept with 3 girls one that night one that morning and my gf later that afternoon. So I. Ant really hate but I did change and ended up getting married and now having a baby. People can change with Gods help

    Submitted by tayledger on Jan 8, 12 at 4:15am
  • You're a fucking bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:46am
  • I find it very funny that people fight with each other on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Why do some people think this guy is a god? if it was a girl that sent a text about having sex with a guy in a relationship, she's automatically called a slut or whore, but it's ok for a guy to do that? goes both ways i think..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:30pm
  • I don't know how people can do things like this and not be ridden with guilt for the rest of her lives.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 22, 12 at 8:12pm
  • orange county sounds like such a great place. such classy guys. not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:29pm
  • 7:27pm#1 Wtf are you even talking about? "stupid to the point of getting away with something"? Who said anything about that? Sex can occur before you get to know someone and can be great. You're talking about making love, which has nothing to do with anything being discussed here. Cute though, I'm sure all the teenage ladies on this site will call you a "Real man" soon enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Don't blame women for you being an asshole. The idea that you were a "nice guy" and then became an asshole is insane. You're either nice or you're not. The fact of the matter is, the women you get now don't "like" assholes. They don't like anyone because they have no self-esteem. They're not with you because of you being so cool. They're with you because they don't believe they deserve anything better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:45pm
  • i'm gonna have to agree with 5:59, why's everyone hating on Coors ? i didn't realize everyone who came to this site was a beer connoisseur - a cold beer is a cold beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:12pm
  • LEGEND.

    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:27pm
  • hahaha, you can deffinatly tell who the women are and who the men are on this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 5.17 not our fault god doesn't love them? you are fucked. that's not even relevant. grow some balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:21pm
  • 6:08 Nobody cares that you lick carpet, fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:02am
  • i bet i know this kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Don't worry, karma is a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:53pm
  • You're a pathetic excuse for a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 4:45...are you biiter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:47pm
  • WTF! WHAT A PIG!

    Submitted by thetoothfairy on Mar 1, 10 at 12:07am
  • Wait... Wouldn't your gf taste the other bitch on your cock...? Cheating bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:02am
  • relationships are bullshit and pointless for obvious reasons. drink fuck smoke AND BE SINGLE til you die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:25am
  • HAHAHAHA. so f-ing funny :) why does everyone care so much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:47pm
  • hahahaha wow after all the women who stand up for the other cheating skanks that appear on this website...i dont even need to finish that...agreed with 5:24, you chicks say you dont want an asshole, but good guys see girls go after the assholes instead of good guys, hence why we just dont give a flying fuck anymore and just act like raging assholes, cuz it gets the girl...and ladies, i can honestly say you brought this upon yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 6:17pm Stop bringing up fictional stories please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:24pm
  • How can people "Bad night" this? This is a great night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:44pm
  • I don't hope she had herpes, then the gf would get screwed over. Literally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:15pm
  • i hope for your gf's sake she didnt have herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:51pm
  • his gf is beyond dumb if she couldn't tell your dick was in someone just hours before that....unless you showered then nevermind as you were

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:50pm
  • so many self righteous fucks in this world. So the kid went and got some poon, then got a blow-J from his girlfriend. Its college, get over it. Not a big fucking deal.

    Submitted by brett_usarmy on Mar 27, 10 at 10:49am
  • 5:24, fucking true. Holy shit, did I just read through all of that??? Eh, nice waste of half an hour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:57am
  • Legend - hope you fucked your girl in the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:36pm
  • funny thing is, if youre cheating on your girlfriend that much, its a pretty safe bet that the dude shes fucking on the side left her house right before you got there. she probably kissed you with the same lips she sucked his d with. karmas a bitch =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:02pm
  • im a girl and i still think this is fucking awesome haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:02pm
  • why are people hating on coors light...its the best cheap beer there is...not to mention it doesnt spill cus of the vented wide mouth cans and it tells you when its cold enough to drink...wtf else do you want from beer???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:59pm
  • What if the text is sarcastic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:59pm
  • youre a fucking tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:27pm
  • you're amazing! keep up the good work my friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:40pm
  • this guys awesome. i am laughing pretty hard at the feminist cunt comments too.

    Submitted by flapjax on Sep 14, 10 at 1:14am
  • Someone tell me how this is not an awesome day

    Submitted by rileyd510 on Apr 7, 10 at 3:15am
  • Ah yeah, everyone "cheats" monogomay is stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:32pm
  • I bet this guy is HOT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 6:07 - right after it came out of her ass... I also hope he went home with something more then the Coors... Like Syphilis, or Gonorrhea... so she can at least cure herself of your nasty diseases!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:12pm
  • I'm a lesbian and I want his cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:00pm
  • I was just thinking the same thing, 4:50-2. Did this guy just skip mentioning the shower? Otherwise, his gf would have to have no sense of taste whatsoever for this to be legit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Stop talking shit about his Coors Light, that just means the whore he was hooking up with has no taste, but it's still free beer. Haters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:48pm
  • there are 3 p*ssies in this txt. the 2 girls and the guy who drinks coors light lolz and let people major in whatever they wanna major man, who cares, it has nothing to do with you...I'm majoring in FA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:31am
  • dude yes. you are absolutely amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:52am
  • 8:42#1 Yeah, bitching about them is so much cooler. Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Wow I can't believe how many chicks are on this app its so funny\nOh And on this text what d-bag

    Submitted by MjLuvsTheKids on Mar 8, 11 at 1:48am
  • i hope yr balls get cut off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:17am
  • hahaha anchor man quotes <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:56pm
  • I hope for your sake they did have Herpes, then you can Lie, Deny and make counter accusations. " I didnt do anything, I didnt have Herpes till YOU gave them to me!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:52pm
  • shut up you dumb cunts, wahhh wahhhh what a dick wahhh wahh i hope she leaves him wahh wahh i hope he gets aids. i hope hes your boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:43am
  • 6:58 what's wrong with you, looking back at the people i know who told me they got 20ish on their ACTs in high school they are obviously not very intelligent in normal conversation and the second you got away from activity-based time together i'd just lose my mind, do you just keep him around for the dick or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:10am
  • BEST. DAY. EVER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:39pm
  • GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:17pm
  • 6:17, fuck you kindly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:52pm
  • 4:41- where did you get she was his gf's twin? by the text, they knew nothing about each other. OP- fail at life and morals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:46pm
  • unless you skipped over taking a shower in the txt i highly doubt you got head without her noticing your junk reeked of sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I'm a girl anf im jealous of this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:57pm
  • PLEASE tell me his girlfriend has read this and worked it out! ORRR... the reason she gave him head (only and immediately) was because she was distracting while her random guy snuck out of her bathroom, and, because she has "standards", she didn't want to have full sex until she'd showered the last guy off her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:09am
  • everyone that has given this negative reviews is either a hater (who wishes he was this guy) or female... potentially both

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Coors light? I don't even use that skank juice when I use a turkey baster to inject beer up my asshole. This cheap-ass must be from Africa or a similarly impoverished shithole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:15pm
  • nothing to be upset, id thumbs up that shit whether girl or guy...win is win. Good Job op

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:31am
  • well im an 18 yr old high school graduate and i didnt think its so bad. life is short and sex is awesome. i have a 23 yr old bf but have blown the guy im interning for this summer wjo is married and i have some other guys do me and cum in me. feels good and my bf still hookups the best with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:40pm
  • You're a dick. Rot in hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:02pm
  • you probably have aids. i feel bad for your girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:53pm
  • 4:08 Because he's scared of being alone! All the fucking douche bags that do that shit want to fuck anything that walks but at the end of the day they still keep that one around to take care of them when their sick and make them feel important because they have NO confidence under the surface. Seriously, any woman with a man that cheats needs to understand she's being used basically as a surrogate mom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:32am
  • Wow, this guy is soooooooo cool. Wish I was him. Loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:59am
  • it's all about your dick isn't it? hope you have daughters in the future you fuckwit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:38am
  • guys relax..hes probably young and if your not gonna marry someone why be exclusive? calm the fuck down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:50pm
  • 7:49 go shave your armpits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:20pm
  • 8:44...why are you so mad at 8:42...i think its funny...seriously...what 8:08 said..."where is the love?" this is ridiculous that everyone is so mad...like this is supposed to be a funny site...chill the fuck out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:48pm
  • 6:37pm You MAJOR in fictional stories studies. WOW that's pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:40pm
  • really, 5:07? you want your boyfriend to cheat on you and bring you presents? wait until he brings you the girls thong after she wore it. how insecure are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:15pm
  • I don't think this text is real....sounds too good to be true?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I hope this guys did falls off what a d bag??

    Submitted by msjstursa on Jan 5, 12 at 3:43am
  • Fuck people like this, how do they not see how fucked up this is

    Submitted by blank73 on Apr 19, 10 at 4:21am
  • Only a guy from orange county would do such a dick thing :-p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:44pm
  • god among men good sir god among men! well played everyone talking shit in here are just major pussies HOWAREYOUDOING??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:46pm
  • nah man, dont keep a gf if you want more than just her ... not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:39am
  • im a girl and i think this is an AMAZING fucking night. do it again. ....ive also done this before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:23am
  • go you dude....fuck the haters...they are just mad because they arent doing what youre doing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:13pm
  • come on, she had to smell the pussy on his dick... the girlfriend has to know he cheats. dude is still dirty. no reason to have a girlfriend if you're just going to fuck around. so much wasted energy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Biggest asshat ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:46pm
  • OVECHKIN IS BETTER THAN CROSBY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:14am
  • you're a fucking ass hole. burn in hell, you're the reason why girls turn into lesbians. you fucking dick. ... phew glad i got that out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Poor girl. :( How would you feel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:53pm
  • haaaaaaaaahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:34pm
  • well someone has a dirty dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Hilarious, personally I would never text anyone that shit, too risky, but I hope he gave his gf some beer, that would make him a good guy in my books.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:34pm
  • hmmm... this is my area code, but i still have my coors light!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:18am
  • I hope your gf has mouth herpes and spread them to your dick. Ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:35pm
  • HAHAHA 4:48 you're right.....what if she reads this dude??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:50pm
  • 4:44pm fuck off. not all women are whores, d-bag. i've never cheated on any guy i've dated. 5:59, coors light is NOT the cheapest beer, moron, and it tastes like shit. you want cheap? how about busch lite? or icehouse? 7:16pm, FINALLY A REAL MAN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Fuck all you hating on coors!!!\nColorado koolaide is the best!!!

    Submitted by mr_Mann on May 30, 11 at 1:13pm
  • How are you not more pissed off that he stole her fucking beer?\n\nFuck, what an ass. Couldn't even bring her a glass of water.

    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jul 25, 10 at 12:03am
  • you discusting fucking pig i hope you rott in hell . if i knew you in person i would first i would trick you into going to my place for "sex" i would have your girlfriend waiting there for you and then i would chuck a bucket of beer on you and cover you in flour take pepper spray and kick you in the balls and then take a video and post it on you tube and show everyone and then see how cool you thought you were lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:05pm
  • lol who cares they were probably both ugly anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 11:05pm Dos equis? Really?!? Tons of punk kids are jumping on that bandwagon to be cool. Sorry, you're still not interesting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:47am
  • this makes me absolutely sick to my stomach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:22pm
  • girls are stupid they deserve to be cheated on for two reason A. eve ate the apple in eden and B. male is the superior sex. you are all sad becasue this genuine person is living the dream and you hate seeing others succede

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:17pm
    • who the hell do you think you are, jon lajoie?\n\n"women are stupid and i don't respect them. that's right i just have sex with them. show me your genitals, your genitals. show me your genitals, genitalia!"

      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:23pm
    • so u like guys?

      Submitted by qwertyuio on Jun 12, 10 at 12:45am
  • 524- not true at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Youre an asshole.

    Submitted by Katrinkets on Sep 14, 11 at 12:10am
  • best day ever for you, certainly not for your girlfriend. so go ahead, brag about cheating we're all really proud of you. classy.

    Submitted by bananabear on Mar 26, 10 at 4:12pm
  • Im jealous GO DIE IN A FIRE

    Submitted by Broly on Jan 20, 10 at 2:15pm
  • I'm a girl and you are my hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:02pm
  • 1:39 You are a real man and please spread the word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Seriously dude.. dump your girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:12pm
  • 9:38, nothing 7:49 said screamed feminist to any one else, projecting much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:04pm
  • It's great to see a pro at work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:28pm
  • why do people hate so much? just spread the love. fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:08pm
  • coors light? are you 15?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:23pm
  • 5:17...it does not take having been cheated on in the past to think this guy, despite the unlikeliness of his text, is a huge asshole. and yes, i'm sure #1 on god's agenda is smiting those he "does not love" with cheating boyfriends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:22pm
  • I suppose like every other girl, I don't understand....you know this douche bag would be the one bragging about shit like this to his friends and then begging his girl to be merciful when she's leaving him. So many people give up good gf and bfs because they think cheating makes them more desirable. I suppose whatever ups your ego man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I'm soooooooo over this text....dislike. There should be a "like" and "dislike" option instead.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:54am
  • Someone is a sexist pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I'm a chick and if a guy friend told me this story I'd give him a high five and buy him better beer. lol. And I don't have to worry about my man cheating cuz I know how to keep him satisfied. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:00pm
  • even if this is real, which i doubt? manwhores are passe. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:24pm
  • i hope you're right 8:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:03pm
  • aww cute i hope you get HIV :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:30pm
  • 2:46, ass hat. haha. oh, and karma's a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:42pm
  • im a girl and found this funny cuz i'm a real "guys girl" who angles for their approval by showing support for their idiocy and have low self-worth. :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:42pm
  • you're not going to think it was the BEST day ever when your gf catches some shit from your infected dick, then you go to suck her snatch and get it all over your mouth, and have to walk around with genital warts on your mouth.... fucking douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:08am
  • Why would you hope the dude catches the HIV or herpes? Clearly he'd just run around giving it to other people. Besides, his gf was probly sucking some other dude's cock before he got there and was just stoked about the free beer. Now just calm the fuck down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:18pm
  • real or not real digusting men and women like this exist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:02pm
  • yeah im pretty sure this was a DREAM/THOUGHT he had rather than a text about a real occurence. dirty dirty scumbaggg!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:42pm
  • You sir deserve a medal for your heroism. Don't let let those babbling women steer u wrong. They mad it's not them ur doing it o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Holy shit, I think that girlfriend was ME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:06am
  • I don't drink beer often but when I do its DOS AQUIS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:10pm
  • 3:38 - when you're young it pretty much is. I'd say he was a douche if it was his wife but it's only his gf...no official promises made

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:00am
  • To the OP, I would have left the coors light right where it was. That's deplorable. Stealing coors light?! Are you insane man! Ugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:16am
  • wow Lol I'm a girl && I think this is funny; hope u had fun Kidd..&& also who the fuck cares way kind of beer he got it was free! But newayy jus hope u didn't get herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:39am
  • whys everyone ridiculing coors light?!?!? I happen to like that a hell of alot better than those other fucking light brews

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:07am
  • you're just a woman with a small brain. a brain a third the size of ours. it's science.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:58pm
  • hell yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:04pm
  • im a girl and i think this is funny..sounds like a good time especially with the coors light :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:23pm
  • sounds like a good day to me, burn those hoes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Your a piece of shit dude

    Submitted by HxCami10 on Jul 28, 10 at 12:57am
  • I am 12 and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:24am
  • Good job bro.... HI FIVE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:13am
  • To the fullest! Sweet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:43pm
  • yep... i've lost all faith in men... haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 7:49, i second that notion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:58pm
  • 7:16 is an idiot. Like people have sex with people for their intellect only. Dumbass. I promise your wife is smarter than you. Which how low she thinks of herself huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:22pm
  • 4:48 - could have wrapped it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:52pm
  • EEEEPPPPIIIICCC!!!!! keep up the good work son!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:33pm
  • You suck at life. I wish your mom would have had a miscarriage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:30pm
  • 5:17pm God? Really? Why are you bringing up characters from fiction stories?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Cuz he's the best, around! No ones Gina ever take you down, cuz yor the best around!

    Submitted by bwww on Jul 25, 10 at 4:49am
  • Best day ever if you're the biggest scum bag on the face of the earth.

    Submitted by pphead on Mar 3, 10 at 1:57am
  • Amazing.......Just amazing Can i have youre autograph

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:00pm
  • This is a dirty fucking lie. No day involving Coors Light can be the best day ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:54pm
  • 5:17 ive never been cheated on and im still mad...you prolly dont get laid anyways so shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:25pm
  • women are attracted to guys like this, cause they love dbags. if women didnt love dbags, there would be many less dbags. but women want a dbag on the outside and a nice guy on the inside. doesn't happen. i used to be a nice guy, now im a dbag. women like me a lot more. dont blame the assholes, blame the bitches that spawned the assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:24pm
  • it really really makes me disappointed that people, mainly boys, are applauding & defending this pathetic, selfish excuse for a man - who feels the need to disrespect his girlfriend and then brag about it to his friends to justify himself as a "real man" or a "player". It's depressing that the American man defends this awful behavior. July 8, 2009 12:46AM american men, women, and most relationships are depressing, woman!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:19pm
  • WHy is everybody so upset??? Is it a problem that he posted it? The guy is such a duche but yet his girl deserves better? Nah, she has wat she deserves, because obviously its pleasurable for her too. Its bs wen ppl go off on guys and not girls. (And Im a girl by the way)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:25am
  • We girls aren't just here to fuck with Mr. Mcdouchebag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Wow! What a great day! And why would he text his friend...then I showered, made a sandwich....And its not his fault that the girl had coors light! but hey its free! WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:27pm
  • well played! thats awesome, keep the dream alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:37pm
  • fuck the vented wide mouth cans. treat yourself to a real brew like a yeungling or des equis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:05pm
  • best. 24 hours. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:51pm
  • thats what im SAYING! what a dbag...he's advertising it and shes prob gonna see!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Not gunna lie, even me as a man find this kinda fucked up. Shit goes both ways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 11 pm, your bfs over right now.. sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:43pm
  • As awful as the OP sounds, the coors light is what really does it. I didn't think anyone besides my redneck uncle actually drank that crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:26pm
  • GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:49pm
  • 4:47pm No not bitter. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm
  • hey 727 dont go bringing icehouse into this, thats just crazy talk. Anything cheaper than bud lite or coors lite and you shouldn't be messing around online, you should be out earning more money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:33pm
  • I don't know if I want to slap this guy or high five him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:33am
  • faggggggggggggg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:36pm
  • 8:04 couldn't think of a retort for 6:17 either. Dumb bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:06pm
  • You are a great man and a hero to assholes like me everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:43pm
  • i wonder if the girlfriend will eventually read this and realize the story behind why he brought the 18 pack with him...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:40am
  • I knew there would be one or two girls that got all worked up about this ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:55am
  • hey, checkout the site "ijustwanttotellyou." its got a brand new look and over 10 pages of new submissions!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Nice Anchorman quote, 6:58. Anyhow, this guy is a dick. Ladies: if you want a man to respect you... don't fuck him. Not right away, anyhow. I never could understand why girls get drunk around horny douche-bag-guys, anyway. You'll just wind up being the butt of a joke or three and potentially the proud new owner of an STD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:12pm
  • WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:39pm
  • beause 6:47, people's lives depend on what happens in debates on tfln...either way, the shit happened, most of these people are probably women who have been cheated on, life goes on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Playa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:18am
  • ew my area code. gross oc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:57pm
  • No, people don't have sex with others for their intellect only. However, the idea of sex with someone you see as stupid to the point of getting away with something is wrong. There should be a level of equity between partners. Without it, you really don't get the full range of what sex can create on all manner of levels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:27pm
  • coors light is my favorite!!! its what i happen to be drinking right at this moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:08am
  • 5:24, i laughed so hard. this probably didn't happen though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:29pm
  • This guy is the reason I don't live in Southern California anymore. D-Bag central.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Hahaha let's see he fucked HIS girl twice and got some dome and he's a pig? Hahahahah people are retarded. Don't you know u shud ne having a boring relationship and snuggling and cuddling 24/7 u pig!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:53am
  • "I'm a chick and if a guy friend told me this story I'd give him a high five and buy him better beer. lol. And I don't have to worry about my man cheating cuz I know how to keep him satisfied. =) July 2, 2009 11:00PM" ---- slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:34am
  • Wow! This dude is a douchenozzle, and a poor representation of men everywhere. Sadly girls love assholes like this.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 11:32am
  • I'm ashamed to have the same area code as you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:21pm
  • ew trasshy, i'd feel bad for the gf but chances are this isn't his only dbag behavior sooo I guess you can't be surprised just chuck him and cut the fat....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:00pm
  • 7:28 hahah good job! i hope he reads that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:36pm
  • 949..trashy orange county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:56pm
  • 10:13PM... love that.... oh the possibilities... "douchebag" "scrote" mhmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:31pm
  • haha im a girl too and i think this is funny. wouls suck if it happened to me, but still funny haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:29am
  • um 7:47 that bitch should have spelled checked. mothah fuckah. you go 7:28.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:04pm
  • hahaha 5:24.. my evolutionary psych prof has an entire theory on this.... natural selection and all that jazz.. you should hear him go on about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42pm
  • GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:03pm
  • I respect the hell out of you. Everyone else on here has been cheated on so that's why there all mad. not our fault god doesn't love them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:17pm
  • And I hope your "gf" got fucked the night before by one of your home boys, douche.

    Submitted by pphead on Mar 3, 10 at 1:59am
  • good for you guy. sounds like a fuckin great day. and fuck all yall who think this is bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:06pm
  • something like that deserves to be toasted with something other than coors fuckin light

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:15pm
  • anyone who doesnt like coors light is a lesbian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:31am
  • 6:40pm#3 is my dream woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Well played, Sir. I'm surprised it wasn't Dos Equis. You deserve it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:39pm
  • GO MAN! YEAH! U-S-A! U-S-A! I salute you this fine day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:59pm
  • 4:53 Southern California? this trash is all over the world...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:44pm
  • You're an ignorant bastard. That's not even funny. I hope you realize that you will never find a quality woman to spend the rest of your life with if you continue this behavior. So have a happy life fucking girls who are trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:49am
  • thts fucking awesome btw im a grl but idc if i was u id fucking be damn proud of myself too aha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:02am
  • I fail to understand why guys are like this, and why it's being so heavily supported by the thread. Girls, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:27pm