She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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When he says "I do", all the groomsmen are thinking "I did."
Please tell him he's about to marry a slut. And he needs new friends. That's what a good maid of honor should do.
A reception with any alcohol at all = she's fucked (pun intended).
What a whore, and shitty friends.
Hey, if he finds out and loses it, the guys just have to shuffle over and she marries the next in line. Probably will be like that after the divorce anyway.
I vote tell em' all
During your speech :D
Do you think she'll ask you to be the maid if honor at her next wedding since this one will obviously fail
You my dear are friends with a homie hopper
I can't think of many people I feel more sorry for than that groom...I don't think I would ever feel like dating someone that one of my friends had slept with, let alone marry one that SEVEN of my friends boned
Those are just the seven friends in the wedding. There’s probably more. You’re right, he has shitty taste in people.
Chances are he knows, and he's only marrying you for the kinky degrading sex
7 groomsman x 3 brideholes = awkward.
Have the groom put his penis in all the bridesmaids and call it even. Problem solved.
Yeah, they'll be divorced in 6 months.
A better job would be to help her keep dem legs CLOSED! Cant turn a ho into a Housewife!!
hoes don't act right!
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Why do sluts even get married? Is there really a point?
Easy. Just make sure they don't all get drunk together, or...\n\nAlright, you're just as fucked as she's been.
Was it while they were together? Or engaged? Not terrible if it was before that. Wifey is still a slut
The groomsbride is a whore... Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamned door?
Hey- all she did was try out the other guys- she ended up with the best of the bunch- if she was a he- you would all be cheering
no. she tried out ALL the other guys in ONE GROUP OF FRIENDS. there is a difference between shopping around and slutting around.
if the groom already knows and he's ok with it, then fuck it. if he doesn't know, I would tell him.
I'll start taking bets on when you guys think the divorce will be.
If the dude is marrying someone who sleeps around that much, he knows what he's getting into..pun intended
Actually, wildmonky, it is grammatically correct because the word "each" was used. :)
1 bride for 7 brothers...
If she had as many penises sticking out of her as have been in her, she'd be a freaking porcupine
So I know this makes me a vile person, but in that situation I'd tell the groom...and then let him put his penis inside me......
Really!? After he had put his penis in her?
What is with Maryland and all these strange pists?
There's an app for that
important job. ignorant groom.
Does no one else have a problem with the fact that the maid of honor is posting the one thing her best friend asked her not to tell on tfln (or at the very least texting it to people)?? We've got an area code and number of attendants... that's kind of specific.
clearly the person she texted is the one who posted it. still rude but not on her part personally. she's probably piiiiissed though haha
the rule book\nI love the way u think hahaha:P
This is a Disney cartoon..."Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
hiding secrets from your spouse beginning from day one...what a solid foundation, bet this marriage will last...
This is fuucked up if real. God I hope it isn't.
Why exactly is she proud of being a slut? Whores these days. Shows how low their self esteem is and how high their daddy issues are.
Haha at rulebook
grammatically, this sentence means the groomsmen had the grooms penis inside the bride.
OK perfesser(Intended mispelling)
No, the text is already correct. The "his" corresponds with the "each" in "each of his groomsmen," because both are singular, and each groomsman (I would assume) only has one penis. "Each has had his penis in her."
Definitely the groomsbride is a WHORE!
WHORES! gotta love 'em
wow... just wow. You can take a girl outta the trailer park, but you can't take the tramp outta the slut. Good lord, and that's just 1 circle of friends too... She must do keggles like a m-fer
woowww brides a slut
Who said she slept with them all WHILE dating/engaged to the groom? In which case.. Not suuuch a big deal. Grooms fault for dating and eventually marrying te ex of 7 of his friends.
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
at the same time? ha
Now that's the definition of smashing all the homies.
Snow white and the seven dwarves.... Don't tell prince charming.
When I showed this to my fiancé he said "that better not the case at our wedding!" clearly not the case cause I am certainly not a ho.
What a fucking slut. That marriage is headed for divorce
WOW. I wouldn't call slut until I knew A LOT more facts. But how do I get to be friends with the groom? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
What the hell? All the comments from last night are gone!
Only way he wins is if he's the biggest.
What sort of narcissistic douche bags need 7 groomsmen and I would assume also 7 bridesmaids?
I'll give em a few weeks
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE." -P!@TD
That right there? Foundation for success.
At the same time?!
Damn she dont even need to be married their whole wedding may b a disaster...
that marriage is going to last..
Stay classy baltimore
I'd be willing to bet he already knows. Groom's men are almost always close to the groom, and despite what a lot of women think guys gossip as much about hook ups as girls do. If not more.
A lady like this could wed a mate. Before laying with him she would absolve herself of all she has done. If she remained faithful, restore honor to her mothers name.
Eskimo bros to a whole new level gross
At the same time?!??!
Why are the friends shifty... He probably knows, believe it or not this kind of thing happens ::sigh::
Yeah if all your friends are whores...
Your friend is a horrible person, you kno you can judge a person by the company you keep right? Just sayin'...
Everyone on here is shitty and judgemental. It's probably a fake and so what? Like she can't fuck someone before her fiancé.
Seven groomsmen... HOLY SHIT. THE BRIDE IS SNOW WHITE.
I hope she's not wearing a white dress, the poor bastard. what a ho-bag!
Sounds like my neighbor
Why buy the cow when u can get the milk for free. He needs to learn the 3 Fs find them, fuck them, and forget them, u can't make a hoe a house wife
Oh please don't let this be my life
Hypocrites.. If this was a man saying that he had his dick in each of the bridesmaids everyone would be saying how awesome he is, but because she's a woman she's a whore.\n\nPS comment is void if she cheated on her fiancé with his groomsmen.
Because its too easy to be a slut. Its like an x-box acheivement to be a stud.
wat a slutttt
Ha my type of people
oh man we are looking at divorce and childsupport in 5 years... dam
Hahaha that's soooooo gonna be me one day!!!
I say you go girl- maid of honor must fall on the sword for the bride!