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  • When he says "I do", all the groomsmen are thinking "I did."

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 12, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Please tell him he's about to marry a slut. And he needs new friends. That's what a good maid of honor should do.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Aug 12, 10 at 4:20pm
  • A reception with any alcohol at all = she's fucked (pun intended).

    Submitted by DustyBozangas on Aug 12, 10 at 4:31pm
  • What a whore, and shitty friends.

    Submitted by NCA on Aug 12, 10 at 4:18pm
    • Hey, if he finds out and loses it, the guys just have to shuffle over and she marries the next in line. Probably will be like that after the divorce anyway.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:59am
  • I vote tell em' all

    Submitted by lovelax4eva on Aug 12, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Do you think she'll ask you to be the maid if honor at her next wedding since this one will obviously fail

    Submitted by GoDudeGo on Aug 12, 10 at 4:53pm
  • You my dear are friends with a homie hopper

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:12pm
  • I can't think of many people I feel more sorry for than that groom...I don't think I would ever feel like dating someone that one of my friends had slept with, let alone marry one that SEVEN of my friends boned

    Submitted by NekrogobAlex on Aug 12, 10 at 7:50pm
    • Those are just the seven friends in the wedding. There’s probably more. You’re right, he has shitty taste in people.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 13, 10 at 1:02am
  • Chances are he knows, and he's only marrying you for the kinky degrading sex

    Submitted by LynnZee on Aug 12, 10 at 4:29pm
  • Have the groom put his penis in all the bridesmaids and call it even. Problem solved.

    Submitted by dunkel45 on Aug 13, 10 at 7:26am
  • 7 groomsman x 3 brideholes = awkward.

    Submitted by caretaker22 on Aug 12, 10 at 8:00pm
  • Yeah, they'll be divorced in 6 months.

    Submitted by BaByG87 on Aug 12, 10 at 4:49pm
  • A better job would be to help her keep dem legs CLOSED! Cant turn a ho into a Housewife!!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 12, 10 at 7:21pm
  • JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 12, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Why do sluts even get married? Is there really a point?

    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 12, 10 at 7:21pm
  • The groomsbride is a whore... Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamned door?

    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Aug 13, 10 at 12:19am
  • Easy. Just make sure they don't all get drunk together, or...\n\nAlright, you're just as fucked as she's been.

    Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 12, 10 at 4:19pm
  • Was it while they were together? Or engaged? Not terrible if it was before that. Wifey is still a slut

    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 12, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Hey- all she did was try out the other guys- she ended up with the best of the bunch- if she was a he- you would all be cheering

    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 12, 10 at 5:05pm
    • no. she tried out ALL the other guys in ONE GROUP OF FRIENDS. there is a difference between shopping around and slutting around.

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 11:57pm
  • if the groom already knows and he's ok with it, then fuck it. if he doesn't know, I would tell him.

    Submitted by destructo on Aug 12, 10 at 6:15pm
  • I'll start taking bets on when you guys think the divorce will be.

    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 12, 10 at 7:07pm
  • Wow...

    Submitted by wassupp on Aug 12, 10 at 4:14pm
  • If the dude is marrying someone who sleeps around that much, he knows what he's getting into..pun intended

    Submitted by NoCarsGo on Aug 13, 10 at 1:37am
  • All 7!?

    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Actually, wildmonky, it is grammatically correct because the word "each" was used. :)

    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 13, 10 at 7:32am
  • If she had as many penises sticking out of her as have been in her, she'd be a freaking porcupine

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 13, 10 at 11:07am
  • 1 bride for 7 brothers...

    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 12, 10 at 11:24pm
  • So I know this makes me a vile person, but in that situation I'd tell the groom...and then let him put his penis inside me......

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 12, 10 at 11:59pm
  • important job. ignorant groom.

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 12, 10 at 6:21pm
  • There's an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 5:49am
  • hiding secrets from your spouse beginning from day one...what a solid foundation, bet this marriage will last...

    Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 13, 10 at 3:28am
  • This is fuucked up if real. God I hope it isn't.

    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on Aug 12, 10 at 7:46pm
  • What is with Maryland and all these strange pists?

    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 12, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Does no one else have a problem with the fact that the maid of honor is posting the one thing her best friend asked her not to tell on tfln (or at the very least texting it to people)?? We've got an area code and number of attendants... that's kind of specific.

    Submitted by appstate14 on Aug 12, 10 at 11:22pm
    • clearly the person she texted is the one who posted it. still rude but not on her part personally. she's probably piiiiissed though haha

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 11:58pm
  • the rule book\nI love the way u think hahaha:P

    Submitted by lovelax4eva on Aug 12, 10 at 4:23pm
  • This is a Disney cartoon..."Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"

    Submitted by waymore on Aug 13, 10 at 2:00pm
  • Why exactly is she proud of being a slut? Whores these days. Shows how low their self esteem is and how high their daddy issues are.

    Submitted by shopaholic1369 on Aug 12, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Winning!

    Submitted by capt_sarcastic on Mar 31, 12 at 10:50am
  • Haha at rulebook

    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 12, 10 at 8:48pm
  • grammatically, this sentence means the groomsmen had the grooms penis inside the bride.

    Submitted by wildmonky on Aug 12, 10 at 6:13pm
    • OK perfesser(Intended mispelling)

      Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 12, 10 at 6:52pm
    • No, the text is already correct. The "his" corresponds with the "each" in "each of his groomsmen," because both are singular, and each groomsman (I would assume) only has one penis. "Each has had his penis in her."

      Submitted by mk275 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:25am
  • Definitely the groomsbride is a WHORE!

    Submitted by codii on Aug 12, 10 at 9:54pm
  • WHORES! gotta love 'em

    Submitted by patmans13 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:08am
  • Who said she slept with them all WHILE dating/engaged to the groom? In which case.. Not suuuch a big deal. Grooms fault for dating and eventually marrying te ex of 7 of his friends.

    Submitted by misssalad on Aug 13, 10 at 2:03am
  • wow... just wow. You can take a girl outta the trailer park, but you can't take the tramp outta the slut. Good lord, and that's just 1 circle of friends too... She must do keggles like a m-fer

    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 13, 10 at 11:38am
  • woowww brides a slut

    Submitted by michelleboycee on Aug 19, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Now that's the definition of smashing all the homies.

    Submitted by sandyballs on Aug 13, 10 at 3:59am
  • My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 14, 10 at 11:01am
  • Whore

    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Aug 12, 10 at 9:05pm
  • at the same time? ha

    Submitted by venomscurse on Aug 14, 10 at 2:27am
  • Snow white and the seven dwarves.... Don't tell prince charming.

    Submitted by midwaystate on Mar 1, 12 at 11:12pm
  • When I showed this to my fiancé he said "that better not the case at our wedding!" clearly not the case cause I am certainly not a ho.

    Submitted by beccasetsfire on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am
  • What a fucking slut. That marriage is headed for divorce

    Submitted by cwelkman on Aug 14, 10 at 8:09am
  • What the hell? All the comments from last night are gone!

    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 13, 10 at 9:42am
  • WOW. I wouldn't call slut until I knew A LOT more facts. But how do I get to be friends with the groom? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 12, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Only way he wins is if he's the biggest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 10 at 8:04am
  • That right there? Foundation for success.

    Submitted by Topanga053 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:46am
  • TheRuleBook ftw.

    Submitted by hjjhgfuikkohv on Aug 12, 10 at 11:30pm
  • What sort of narcissistic douche bags need 7 groomsmen and I would assume also 7 bridesmaids?

    Submitted by doomsauced on Aug 16, 10 at 6:16am
  • "Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE." -P!@TD

    Submitted by tswift4eva on Aug 13, 10 at 2:58am
  • that marriage is going to last..

    Submitted by thatsxxjazzy on Aug 13, 10 at 10:14pm
  • I'll give em a few weeks

    Submitted by MattSampson1893 on Aug 13, 10 at 8:03am
  • At the same time?!

    Submitted by lolafalola on Aug 12, 10 at 11:55pm
  • I'd be willing to bet he already knows. Groom's men are almost always close to the groom, and despite what a lot of women think guys gossip as much about hook ups as girls do. If not more.

    Submitted by mooninacup on Aug 13, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Fkn whore

    Submitted by mwhify on Aug 12, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Stay classy baltimore

    Submitted by philajam721 on Aug 18, 10 at 12:29am
  • A lady like this could wed a mate. Before laying with him she would absolve herself of all she has done. If she remained faithful, restore honor to her mothers name.

    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 13, 10 at 11:13am
  • Damn she dont even need to be married their whole wedding may b a disaster...

    Submitted by queenaj on Aug 14, 10 at 2:01am
  • At the same time?!??!

    Submitted by stig on Aug 13, 10 at 3:25am
  • Your friend is a horrible person, you kno you can judge a person by the company you keep right? Just sayin'...

    Submitted by mulletmike on Aug 13, 10 at 2:44am
  • Eskimo bros to a whole new level gross

    Submitted by BrassBananza on Aug 13, 10 at 2:05am
  • Mission impossible!

    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 30, 10 at 10:29am
  • Everyone on here is shitty and judgemental. It's probably a fake and so what? Like she can't fuck someone before her fiancé.

    Submitted by XFever on Aug 12, 10 at 4:58pm
  • Why are the friends shifty... He probably knows, believe it or not this kind of thing happens ::sigh::

    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Aug 12, 10 at 4:58pm
  • Sounds like my neighbor

    Submitted by eyynery on Aug 14, 10 at 4:23am
  • Seven groomsmen... HOLY SHIT. THE BRIDE IS SNOW WHITE.

    Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Aug 14, 10 at 2:08pm
  • I hope she's not wearing a white dress, the poor bastard. what a ho-bag!

    Submitted by Imhornyletsfuk on Aug 13, 10 at 7:05am
  • Hypocrites.. If this was a man saying that he had his dick in each of the bridesmaids everyone would be saying how awesome he is, but because she's a woman she's a whore.\n\nPS comment is void if she cheated on her fiancé with his groomsmen.

    Submitted by NBree on Aug 13, 10 at 10:41pm
    • Because its too easy to be a slut. Its like an x-box acheivement to be a stud.

      Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 14, 10 at 9:16am
  • wat a slutttt

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Aug 14, 10 at 11:59am
  • Why buy the cow when u can get the milk for free. He needs to learn the 3 Fs find them, fuck them, and forget them, u can't make a hoe a house wife

    Submitted by gixxer209 on Aug 13, 10 at 2:23pm
  • Oh please don't let this be my life

    Submitted by meatball1105 on Apr 1, 12 at 8:27pm
  • Ha my type of people

    Submitted by bc13bitch on Aug 12, 10 at 4:48pm
  • oh man we are looking at divorce and childsupport in 5 years... dam

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Aug 14, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Hahaha that's soooooo gonna be me one day!!!

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Aug 12, 10 at 9:24pm
  • I say you go girl- maid of honor must fall on the sword for the bride!

    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 12, 10 at 5:07pm
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