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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 12, 10 at 4:21pm

    When he says "I do", all the groomsmen are thinking "I did."

  • Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Aug 12, 10 at 4:20pm

    Please tell him he's about to marry a slut. And he needs new friends. That's what a good maid of honor should do.

  • Submitted by NCA on Aug 12, 10 at 4:18pm

    What a whore, and shitty friends.

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:59am

      Hey, if he finds out and loses it, the guys just have to shuffle over and she marries the next in line. Probably will be like that after the divorce anyway.

  • Submitted by DustyBozangas on Aug 12, 10 at 4:31pm

    A reception with any alcohol at all = she's fucked (pun intended).

  • Submitted by lovelax4eva on Aug 12, 10 at 4:21pm

    I vote tell em' all

    • Submitted by jenmaree on Aug 13, 10 at 1:16am

      During your speech :D

  • Submitted by GoDudeGo on Aug 12, 10 at 4:53pm

    Do you think she'll ask you to be the maid if honor at her next wedding since this one will obviously fail

  • Submitted by NekrogobAlex on Aug 12, 10 at 7:50pm

    I can't think of many people I feel more sorry for than that groom...I don't think I would ever feel like dating someone that one of my friends had slept with, let alone marry one that SEVEN of my friends boned

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 13, 10 at 1:02am

      Those are just the seven friends in the wedding. There’s probably more. You’re right, he has shitty taste in people.

  • Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:12pm

    You my dear are friends with a homie hopper

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Aug 12, 10 at 4:29pm

    Chances are he knows, and he's only marrying you for the kinky degrading sex

  • Submitted by BaByG87 on Aug 12, 10 at 4:49pm

    Yeah, they'll be divorced in 6 months.

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 12, 10 at 7:21pm

    A better job would be to help her keep dem legs CLOSED! Cant turn a ho into a Housewife!!

  • Submitted by dunkel45 on Aug 13, 10 at 7:26am

    Have the groom put his penis in all the bridesmaids and call it even. Problem solved.

  • Submitted by caretaker22 on Aug 12, 10 at 8:00pm

    7 groomsman x 3 brideholes = awkward.

  • Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 12, 10 at 10:25pm

    JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 12, 10 at 7:21pm

    Why do sluts even get married? Is there really a point?

  • Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 12, 10 at 4:19pm

    Easy. Just make sure they don't all get drunk together, or...\n\nAlright, you're just as fucked as she's been.

  • Submitted by destructo on Aug 12, 10 at 6:15pm

    if the groom already knows and he's ok with it, then fuck it. if he doesn't know, I would tell him.

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 12, 10 at 4:59pm

    Was it while they were together? Or engaged? Not terrible if it was before that. Wifey is still a slut

  • Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Aug 13, 10 at 12:19am

    The groomsbride is a whore... Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamned door?

  • Submitted by wassupp on Aug 12, 10 at 4:14pm

    Wow...

  • Submitted by jprincess on Aug 12, 10 at 5:05pm

    Hey- all she did was try out the other guys- she ended up with the best of the bunch- if she was a he- you would all be cheering

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 11:57pm

      no. she tried out ALL the other guys in ONE GROUP OF FRIENDS. there is a difference between shopping around and slutting around.

  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:43pm

    All 7!?

  • Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 12, 10 at 11:24pm

    1 bride for 7 brothers...

  • Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 12, 10 at 7:07pm

    I'll start taking bets on when you guys think the divorce will be.

  • Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 13, 10 at 3:28am

    hiding secrets from your spouse beginning from day one...what a solid foundation, bet this marriage will last...

  • Submitted by codii on Aug 12, 10 at 9:54pm

    Definitely the groomsbride is a WHORE!

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 12, 10 at 11:59pm

    So I know this makes me a vile person, but in that situation I'd tell the groom...and then let him put his penis inside me......

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      Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 13, 10 at 4:58am

      Really!? After he had put his penis in her?

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    Submitted by waymore on Aug 13, 10 at 2:00pm

    This is a Disney cartoon..."Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"

  • Submitted by NoCarsGo on Aug 13, 10 at 1:37am

    If the dude is marrying someone who sleeps around that much, he knows what he's getting into..pun intended

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    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on Aug 12, 10 at 7:46pm

    This is fuucked up if real. God I hope it isn't.

  • Submitted by appstate14 on Aug 12, 10 at 11:22pm

    Does no one else have a problem with the fact that the maid of honor is posting the one thing her best friend asked her not to tell on tfln (or at the very least texting it to people)?? We've got an area code and number of attendants... that's kind of specific.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 11:58pm

      clearly the person she texted is the one who posted it. still rude but not on her part personally. she's probably piiiiissed though haha

  • Submitted by shopaholic1369 on Aug 12, 10 at 7:32pm

    Why exactly is she proud of being a slut? Whores these days. Shows how low their self esteem is and how high their daddy issues are.

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    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 13, 10 at 7:32am

    Actually, wildmonky, it is grammatically correct because the word "each" was used. :)

  • Submitted by lovelax4eva on Aug 12, 10 at 4:23pm

    the rule book\nI love the way u think hahaha:P

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    Submitted by patmans13 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:08am

    WHORES! gotta love 'em

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    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 12, 10 at 8:48pm

    Haha at rulebook

  • Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 12, 10 at 6:21pm

    important job. ignorant groom.

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 13, 10 at 11:07am

    If she had as many penises sticking out of her as have been in her, she'd be a freaking porcupine

  • Submitted by misssalad on Aug 13, 10 at 2:03am

    Who said she slept with them all WHILE dating/engaged to the groom? In which case.. Not suuuch a big deal. Grooms fault for dating and eventually marrying te ex of 7 of his friends.

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    Submitted by venomscurse on Aug 14, 10 at 2:27am

    at the same time? ha

  • Submitted by wildmonky on Aug 12, 10 at 6:13pm

    grammatically, this sentence means the groomsmen had the grooms penis inside the bride.

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      Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 12, 10 at 6:52pm

      OK perfesser(Intended mispelling)

    • Submitted by mk275 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:25am

      No, the text is already correct. The "his" corresponds with the "each" in "each of his groomsmen," because both are singular, and each groomsman (I would assume) only has one penis. "Each has had his penis in her."

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    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Aug 12, 10 at 9:05pm

    Whore

  • Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 12, 10 at 4:16pm

    What is with Maryland and all these strange pists?

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    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 13, 10 at 11:38am

    wow... just wow. You can take a girl outta the trailer park, but you can't take the tramp outta the slut. Good lord, and that's just 1 circle of friends too... She must do keggles like a m-fer

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 10 at 8:04am

    Only way he wins is if he's the biggest.

  • Submitted by doomsauced on Aug 16, 10 at 6:16am

    What sort of narcissistic douche bags need 7 groomsmen and I would assume also 7 bridesmaids?

  • Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 14, 10 at 11:01am

    My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

  • Submitted by lolafalola on Aug 12, 10 at 11:55pm

    At the same time?!

  • Submitted by BrassBananza on Aug 13, 10 at 2:05am

    Eskimo bros to a whole new level gross

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    Submitted by thatsxxjazzy on Aug 13, 10 at 10:14pm

    that marriage is going to last..

  • Submitted by Topanga053 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:46am

    That right there? Foundation for success.

  • Submitted by tswift4eva on Aug 13, 10 at 2:58am

    "Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE." -P!@TD

  • Submitted by hjjhgfuikkohv on Aug 12, 10 at 11:30pm

    TheRuleBook ftw.

  • Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 12, 10 at 6:54pm

    WOW. I wouldn't call slut until I knew A LOT more facts. But how do I get to be friends with the groom? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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    Submitted by capt_sarcastic on Mar 31, 12 at 10:50am

    Winning!

  • Submitted by michelleboycee on Aug 19, 10 at 11:26pm

    woowww brides a slut

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    Submitted by eyynery on Aug 14, 10 at 4:23am

    Sounds like my neighbor

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    Submitted by philajam721 on Aug 18, 10 at 12:29am

    Stay classy baltimore

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    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 30, 10 at 10:29am

    Mission impossible!

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    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 13, 10 at 11:13am

    A lady like this could wed a mate. Before laying with him she would absolve herself of all she has done. If she remained faithful, restore honor to her mothers name.

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    Submitted by mulletmike on Aug 13, 10 at 2:44am

    Your friend is a horrible person, you kno you can judge a person by the company you keep right? Just sayin'...

  • Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Aug 12, 10 at 4:58pm

    Why are the friends shifty... He probably knows, believe it or not this kind of thing happens ::sigh::

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      Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 13, 10 at 4:59am

      Yeah if all your friends are whores...

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    Submitted by MattSampson1893 on Aug 13, 10 at 8:03am

    I'll give em a few weeks

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    Submitted by mwhify on Aug 12, 10 at 11:07pm

    Fkn whore

  • Submitted by sandyballs on Aug 13, 10 at 3:59am

    Now that's the definition of smashing all the homies.

  • Submitted by gixxer209 on Aug 13, 10 at 2:23pm

    Why buy the cow when u can get the milk for free. He needs to learn the 3 Fs find them, fuck them, and forget them, u can't make a hoe a house wife

  • Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 13, 10 at 9:42am

    What the hell? All the comments from last night are gone!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 5:49am

    There's an app for that

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    Submitted by stig on Aug 13, 10 at 3:25am

    At the same time?!??!

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    Submitted by mooninacup on Aug 13, 10 at 1:25pm

    I'd be willing to bet he already knows. Groom's men are almost always close to the groom, and despite what a lot of women think guys gossip as much about hook ups as girls do. If not more.

  • Submitted by Imhornyletsfuk on Aug 13, 10 at 7:05am

    I hope she's not wearing a white dress, the poor bastard. what a ho-bag!

  • Submitted by beccasetsfire on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am

    When I showed this to my fiancé he said "that better not the case at our wedding!" clearly not the case cause I am certainly not a ho.

  • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Aug 14, 10 at 12:00pm

    oh man we are looking at divorce and childsupport in 5 years... dam

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    Submitted by queenaj on Aug 14, 10 at 2:01am

    Damn she dont even need to be married their whole wedding may b a disaster...

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    Submitted by midwaystate on Mar 1, 12 at 11:12pm

    Snow white and the seven dwarves.... Don't tell prince charming.

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    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Aug 14, 10 at 11:59am

    wat a slutttt

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Aug 14, 10 at 8:09am

    What a fucking slut. That marriage is headed for divorce

  • Submitted by NBree on Aug 13, 10 at 10:41pm

    Hypocrites.. If this was a man saying that he had his dick in each of the bridesmaids everyone would be saying how awesome he is, but because she's a woman she's a whore.\n\nPS comment is void if she cheated on her fiancé with his groomsmen.

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      Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 14, 10 at 9:16am

      Because its too easy to be a slut. Its like an x-box acheivement to be a stud.

  • Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Aug 14, 10 at 2:08pm

    Seven groomsmen... HOLY SHIT. THE BRIDE IS SNOW WHITE.

  • Submitted by XFever on Aug 12, 10 at 4:58pm

    Everyone on here is shitty and judgemental. It's probably a fake and so what? Like she can't fuck someone before her fiancé.

    • Submitted by murstang on Aug 12, 10 at 5:27pm

      Someone...maybe. Everyone?

  • Submitted by jprincess on Aug 12, 10 at 5:07pm

    I say you go girl- maid of honor must fall on the sword for the bride!

  • Submitted by bc13bitch on Aug 12, 10 at 4:48pm

    Ha my type of people

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    Submitted by meatball1105 on Apr 1, 12 at 8:27pm

    Oh please don't let this be my life

  • Submitted by grandmasboy on Aug 12, 10 at 9:24pm

    Hahaha that's soooooo gonna be me one day!!!