Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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DUIs are never funny. Fuck, people die that way. Drink all you want, but do the world a favor and call a cab.
Is it just me or did the only thing to happen when they lowered the limit from 0.1 to 0.08 is that they increased their budget, but otherwise the "safety" that they quote as their reasoning wasn't affected at all? It's almost as if they only use DUI legislation to profit.
Haha. Sacramento ... damn. Fuck that place.
Gooood jobbbbb a for you
Man, I knew I shoulda gotten a different lawyer....
Whoa! What's with all the hate, puritans??
HAHAHA SO FUNNY! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! LOL!
Not something to be proud of. DUIs arent funny.
Sacramento and camp pendleton...love it
You deserve to be castrated and thrown into a woodchipper.
Um, he said represent. He's probably a lawyer defending his client who got a DUI. You dumbass
12:35 thats really true because people shouldnt really be driving even if they are .08 (or lower) even down to .05 or .04 can cause accidents because of impairment.
That's hilariously irresponsible.
You sir are a legend
Finallyyyy a 916 on here!!!!! Represent!!!
sure hope they didn't pay for your "representation", fuckboy. I wish the judge would have smelled your breath and thrown your ass in jail.
I got DUI sober and not driving but when I got to jail the gave me a piss test when the results came back they paid for my trucks impound my lost
Wage and I got a written apology from the chief
First!!!!! Mckenzie C. :) boo ya bitchesss!
Clearly you idiots just skipped over the word "represent"... thus he's a lawyer, so stop lecturing him about the perils of drunk driving. he's amazing! i hope my law career is much similar to yours, sir.
you guys are all retarded, obviously he's a lawyer, that's why he's REPRESENTING a DUI. durrr
contempt of court and potentially malpractice
I just found my replacement boyfriend.
O God Sacramento!! Hahahaha
Thought this sight was for people to laugh at? Wish the asshole side of america would chill out. Either way you look at this its funny the law and the goverment is so messed up why wouldnt this guy represent a DUI guy half way drunk or plastered piss on the pussy's who couldnt laugh at this and let it brighten their day..it didnt effect you and this guy is a legend if not in our minds in his mind and that means alot. Happy days will follow you my friend
760?? ramona? julian? el centro? BORREGO SPRINGS???? hahaha probably never heard of it huh
Wasn't this on before
how many rich ass senators have a half a bottle of scotch before they leave the office and then drive home like its no big deal. the laws are bogus. don't do something stupid and hurt someone but people can drive home after drinking, just not some people. know your limits.
Mckenzie C from az haha what an idiot
DUIs aren't funny if someone is hurt. Otherwise it's just an example of overzealous lawmakers who drink and drive themselves trying to earn support from watchdog groups like MADD.
Haha I did too! But I showed up with a hairline fracture from falling ha!
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
1:36--if you have a heart you bought it at the dollar store. Get the fuck off this website and go do something productive like shoot yourself, as this world has no place for little shits like you.
I'm pretty sure I can guess who said that. You'd be surprised at how many lawyers show up to Sac County Court still drunk. *hiccup*
Or 1:35 or whatever the fuck it is
DUI's are funny, people that die because of them are funny. I love drunk people. And I love when drunk people kill sober people.
760 is North San Diego County, like 30-40 minutes north of SD.