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  • DUIs are never funny. Fuck, people die that way. Drink all you want, but do the world a favor and call a cab.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:27am
  • Haha. Sacramento ... damn. Fuck that place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Is it just me or did the only thing to happen when they lowered the limit from 0.1 to 0.08 is that they increased their budget, but otherwise the "safety" that they quote as their reasoning wasn't affected at all? It's almost as if they only use DUI legislation to profit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Gooood jobbbbb a for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Man, I knew I shoulda gotten a different lawyer....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Whoa! What's with all the hate, puritans??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:02am
  • HAHAHA SO FUNNY! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! LOL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:05am
  • You deserve to be castrated and thrown into a woodchipper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Not something to be proud of. DUIs arent funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:56am
  • Um, he said represent. He's probably a lawyer defending his client who got a DUI. You dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:39am
  • Sacramento and camp pendleton...love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:14pm
  • That's hilariously irresponsible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:39am
  • 12:35 thats really true because people shouldnt really be driving even if they are .08 (or lower) even down to .05 or .04 can cause accidents because of impairment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Finallyyyy a 916 on here!!!!! Represent!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:48am
  • I got DUI sober and not driving but when I got to jail the gave me a piss test when the results came back they paid for my trucks impound my lost Wage and I got a written apology from the chief Of police

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:07pm
  • You sir are a legend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:53am
  • sure hope they didn't pay for your "representation", fuckboy. I wish the judge would have smelled your breath and thrown your ass in jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:14pm
  • First!!!!! Mckenzie C. :) boo ya bitchesss!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:52am
  • Clearly you idiots just skipped over the word "represent"... thus he's a lawyer, so stop lecturing him about the perils of drunk driving. he's amazing! i hope my law career is much similar to yours, sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:49am
  • you guys are all retarded, obviously he's a lawyer, that's why he's REPRESENTING a DUI. durrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:51pm
  • contempt of court and potentially malpractice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:43am
  • Thought this sight was for people to laugh at? Wish the asshole side of america would chill out. Either way you look at this its funny the law and the goverment is so messed up why wouldnt this guy represent a DUI guy half way drunk or plastered piss on the pussy's who couldnt laugh at this and let it brighten their day..it didnt effect you and this guy is a legend if not in our minds in his mind and that means alot. Happy days will follow you my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:34am
  • O God Sacramento!! Hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:57pm
  • I just found my replacement boyfriend.

    Submitted by mama691 on May 11, 10 at 4:31pm
  • 760?? ramona? julian? el centro? BORREGO SPRINGS???? hahaha probably never heard of it huh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:24am
  • how many rich ass senators have a half a bottle of scotch before they leave the office and then drive home like its no big deal. the laws are bogus. don't do something stupid and hurt someone but people can drive home after drinking, just not some people. know your limits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:10am
  • Wasn't this on before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:47am
  • DUIs aren't funny if someone is hurt. Otherwise it's just an example of overzealous lawmakers who drink and drive themselves trying to earn support from watchdog groups like MADD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:19am
  • Mckenzie C from az haha what an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:56am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:09am
  • Haha I did too! But I showed up with a hairline fracture from falling ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:24pm
  • 1:36--if you have a heart you bought it at the dollar store. Get the fuck off this website and go do something productive like shoot yourself, as this world has no place for little shits like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:48am
  • I'm pretty sure I can guess who said that. You'd be surprised at how many lawyers show up to Sac County Court still drunk. *hiccup*

    Submitted by AmbulanceChaser on Mar 25, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Or 1:35 or whatever the fuck it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:48am
  • DUI's are funny, people that die because of them are funny. I love drunk people. And I love when drunk people kill sober people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:36pm
  • 760 is North San Diego County, like 30-40 minutes north of SD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:18am
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