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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 8:15pm

    So it can grow up to be as smart as you I assume?

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      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:26am

      BadMitch's mom drank throughout the whole pregnancy, and he turned out just fine, www.badmitch.com

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        Submitted by hymenbreaker on Feb 16, 13 at 3:59pm

        I believe that... Well not that last bit.

  • Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:20pm

    Hello, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome!

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      Submitted by RazzleRack on May 11, 10 at 8:31pm

      I was going to say that too! Good job.

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        Submitted by JimHalpert on May 12, 10 at 4:41am

        Wow, look at all those votes! :) I hope she drinks so much she miscarries. (Is that possible?) Or just has a good old abortion.

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          Submitted by douchemonger on May 12, 10 at 4:14pm

          It's possible. A 'friend' of mine did it...safe to say we aren't exactly friends anymore.

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            Submitted by Columbo on Aug 26, 10 at 1:12am

            Miss Jenny Clark?

  • Submitted by RazzleRack on May 11, 10 at 8:25pm

    Here's an idea... maybe you should smoke, take accutane, and eat some lead base paint chips while you're at it.

  • Submitted by awkward on May 11, 10 at 8:41pm

    There are women out there who can't conceive children, and then there are idiots like you who drink while pregnant with your "unwanted" child. If you don't want your baby, there's someone out there who DOES.

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      Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 8:49pm

      This. TFLN should be ashamed this went up.

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        Submitted by puzzleattack on May 11, 10 at 10:01pm

        Seriously. TFLN is supposed to be funny. This is just horrifying.

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        Submitted by KaitlynSylvan on May 12, 10 at 7:54am

        Oh yeah they should. Idiots like this should not be rewarded for their stupidity, and shamelessness.

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      Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on May 11, 10 at 9:33pm

      could not agree more...this makes me sick. so many couples desperately want children...so many suffer through miscarriages... and here she is, blessed with a baby, and she does this.

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        Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:12pm

        Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up.\n\nYou can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Don't just assume that puppies and rainbows exist for everyone when it comes to children. Unwanted children tend to become

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          Submitted by IrieChyld on Jul 2, 10 at 3:04pm

          please don't insult retarded people with this statement lol

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        Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:13pm

        Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up. You can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Don't just assume that puppies and rainbows exist for everyone when it comes to children. Unwanted children tend to become abu

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      Submitted by hm5503 on May 12, 10 at 11:16am

      As one of those women, this text just horrifies me.

    • 55 58
      Submitted by Frankle on May 12, 10 at 10:57pm

      Oh wow. You know this is a joke site, right?

    • 46 41
      Submitted by MollyannRawr on Apr 20, 11 at 9:46pm

      i would love to have a baby and i cant this dumb bitch should be reported

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 11, 10 at 8:17pm

    Idiot

  • Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 11, 10 at 8:16pm

    That's messed up! Please give the child to people that will take care of it

  • Submitted by xbenjaminx on May 11, 10 at 8:26pm

    Really? That's excellent. Any other gems?? Maybe you could make toast in the bathtub.

  • Submitted by everybodylies on May 11, 10 at 8:28pm

    Joke or not. Fuck you for insinuating. \nThings to look forward to:\n-shrill cry because the baby is "detoxing", will be fussier than other newborns\n-heart defects\n-lack of coordination\n-Abnormal behavior, such as a short attention span, hyperactivity, poor impulse control, extreme nervousness and anxiety\n-Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip

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      Submitted by IrieChyld on Jul 2, 10 at 3:05pm

      wtf are u rambling about...upturned nose, smooth skin...?

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        Submitted by DreamingofSheep on Aug 9, 10 at 9:53am

        They're symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

  • Submitted by gutsout on May 11, 10 at 8:42pm

    It sucks when you think that so many people wanna have kids and can't and then there's you. Joke or not, this tfln is terrible.

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      Submitted by goheels11 on May 11, 10 at 9:36pm

      it makes me sick that something like this would actually get allowed through by the mods. Terrible

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        Submitted by aauk on May 12, 10 at 7:12am

        It got let through to provoke this kind of reaction. Doesn't it give you hope that all these people are disgusted?

  • Submitted by rachel5 on May 11, 10 at 8:39pm

    selfish bitch.

  • Submitted by _MiRRRanda_ on May 11, 10 at 8:21pm

    That's horrible!!

  • Submitted by smallfry on May 11, 10 at 8:40pm

    Goddamnit. This is why people judge me for being from Idaho.

  • Submitted by honey on May 11, 10 at 10:36pm

    People like this should be sterilized.

  • Submitted by hitman23162 on May 11, 10 at 8:43pm

    Just like your mom huh

  • Submitted by puzzleattack on May 11, 10 at 10:00pm

    Are you goddamn kidding me? I have friends who would be perfect parents and have been trying for a baby for years, but can't get it to happen. And you're just going to wreck your baby? \n\nGet the hell out of Idaho, you piece of crap.

  • Submitted by kaisermarion on May 11, 10 at 10:16pm

    The first trimester is the most detremental time to drink while pregnant. You should be ashamed of yourself. Absolutely pathetic.

  • Submitted by etech on May 11, 10 at 10:43pm

    Wow...and let me guess my tax dollars will pay for u and ur messed up kid

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 12, 10 at 7:25am

      wow could you sound more redneck? i think this chick's disgusting too but when shit like this happens, what are you supposed to do? refuse aid to the kid because s/he has crap parents? "sorry kid, you're gonna have to go without shoes or proper food because of something your mother did before you were even born, even though that was completely out of your control. that's what you get for having a whore for a mom!" ah, what a way to make the world a better place.

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        Submitted by kayrenee on May 15, 10 at 11:12pm

        I would just be upset if my tax dollars paid for the mom. Because I agree, it's not the baby's fault at all if the mom's a selfish bitch!

  • Submitted by BritneyShears on May 11, 10 at 8:39pm

    You're an idiot!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:36pm

    If your going to be that much of a jackass why are you still pregnant? If you dont care about the health of your child than you obviously dont care about your child at all so why not abort before you screw your baby up even more by being the worse mother alive. I really hope this is a joke.

  • Submitted by thumper_132 on May 11, 10 at 9:09pm

    You are a HORRIBLE bitch!

  • Submitted by JenBen on May 11, 10 at 9:21pm

    I'm glad that your child will come into a world where it's loved by its main caregiver. Oh, wait, she's a fucking idiot who would drink when she's pregnant, and will most likely have her child taken away by DCFS. I hope that your baby finds a loving family somewhere, because it sure as hell better not be with you.

  • Submitted by ragdollsaally on May 12, 10 at 2:20am

    I honestly hope you have a difficult delivery and only one of you survives. Guess who?

  • Submitted by mylifeispink on May 11, 10 at 11:02pm

    As a pregnant young woman I just held my stomach after reading that... Joke or not, TFLN shouldn't have posted this. Hormones talking? Maybe. But once that life is inside you it's hard to believe anyone could harm their child from conception onwards.

  • Submitted by WorshipTheMusic on May 11, 10 at 9:03pm

    Sometimes the texts are bad but this...this is just horrible

  • Submitted by zcfrey on May 11, 10 at 9:30pm

    Another dumb fucking cunt that'll contribute to the destruction of the next generation

  • Submitted by duchess9678 on May 12, 10 at 12:42am

    From one of those women who wants to but can't, fuck you for abusing your right to procreate!!

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      Submitted by hm5503 on May 12, 10 at 11:19am

      I'm right there with you.

  • Submitted by irish_rose on May 11, 10 at 8:51pm

    i seriously hope this is a joke, if not please have an abortion, k?

  • Submitted by c_k_71 on May 11, 10 at 11:18pm

    128 ppl like this? WTF?

  • Submitted by Corekth on May 11, 10 at 9:03pm

    People like you is why the world is going to hell, where's ur morality?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:47pm

    And use her welfare check Obama will send hert to buy crystal meth.

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    Submitted by neaner on May 11, 10 at 10:47pm

    I hope whoever originated this is joking! If so it's NOT funny! If this person is serious they need to abort asap. And I don't even believe in that but that poor baby is probably already messed up due to her mothers stupidity. Just go sterilize your self. Jerk

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    Submitted by dus on May 11, 10 at 8:58pm

    Dumb ass bitch! You need your ass whiped!!!

  • Submitted by snybny on May 12, 10 at 3:15am

    I wonder if it's the dad that has decided to keep drinking until his wife starts to show...

  • Submitted by wwiiace on May 12, 10 at 12:14am

    I like everyone else thinks this goes beyond TFLN crudeness. This isn't to be celebrated. This is tragic and wrong and I'm almost rooting for the would be mom to fall down some steps, fall into a coma, miraculously give birth while in the coma and give that child a chance in life. To shame for any ass giving a thumbs up and for this making the cut.

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    Submitted by idontlikeya34 on May 11, 10 at 10:00pm

    You one shouldn't drink..two keep you legs together stupid ass

  • Submitted by happygotrucky on May 11, 10 at 8:42pm

    This girl is from Idaho. No further explanation needed for her retarded behavior.

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      Submitted by puzzleattack on May 11, 10 at 10:03pm

      Don't you dare. I'm from Idaho, and I can assure you that anyone I know would find this disgusting and horrible. This behavior isn't ok in any state.

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      Submitted by panchali on May 26, 10 at 5:58am

      What does being from Idaho have anything to do with this horrible text, you narrow minded piece of shit? If we looked at all the TFLN from your state would that be an accurate description of you? fucking moron.

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    Submitted by MinagiV on May 12, 10 at 12:41am

    That's the WORST part of the pregnancy to drink during!! You're a fucking moron.

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    Submitted by Yibbles on May 11, 10 at 9:40pm

    You are a fucking idiot. Joke or not u are a piece of shit.

  • 93 63
    Submitted by littlebig on May 12, 10 at 12:30am

    You don't deserve to be a mother.

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    Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on May 11, 10 at 9:41pm

    Ah, handicapping babies, lovely.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:33pm

    I fucking love making toast in the tub!

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    Submitted by JosieMarie on May 12, 10 at 1:36am

    This is DISGUSTING!!! Have you ever heard of birth control or a condom??? Or both? Especially if your gonna ruin a innocent babies life because your too selfish to quit drinking for 9 months. If your not gonna take care of that baby then you shouldn't even be having sex!! Cuz obviously your not mature enough! Ugh this made me mad!

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 12, 10 at 12:58am

    that is so fucked up. some people just deserve to die a slow and painful death.

  • 89 68
    Submitted by Nahvis on May 12, 10 at 1:28am

    I weep for our next generation.

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    Submitted by mamadeasmxo on May 12, 10 at 2:37am

    the 204 people who "liked" this should be ashamed of themselves. I don't see how any part of that sentence is likable. retarded ass bitch. she doesn't deserve to be pregnant. this pisses me off, TFLN..

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    Submitted by himynameis09 on May 11, 10 at 11:52pm

    I really hope this is a joke. And this isn't even something that should be joked about. Tfln should not have let this be posted

  • 85 62
    Submitted by mousehellsing on May 11, 10 at 10:00pm

    Wow. Just wow. Ur fucking stupid!

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    Submitted by ceejiesqueejie on May 11, 10 at 11:55pm

    Wow. Really? Really?!! Why don't you just go have an abortion, you dumb bitch, you obviously don't give a shit. Why the hell stop drinking when the baby bump shows? You don't care enough to stop now! Way to be an adult and take responsibility for your actions!!

  • 84 63
    Submitted by npynpa on May 11, 10 at 11:23pm

    You need to put the damn drink down before your kid is even more messed up than he already would have been having you as a mother. Your friend, poopy pants.

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    Submitted by olivia_j on May 25, 10 at 5:29pm

    I'm pregnant, and I stopped drinking the day I found out. There's no point in ruining this child's life just because you want to drink. Shame.

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    Submitted by Firefox1 on May 11, 10 at 9:52pm

    Just have an abortion like a normal dumb teenager

    • 56 82
      Submitted by JimHalpert on May 12, 10 at 4:38am

      Having an abortion would be the smart thing to do.

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    Submitted by polomarco on May 12, 10 at 12:13am

    People like you shouldn't be allowed to exist.

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    Submitted by clinbri on May 11, 10 at 11:28pm

    I've lived in Idaho my whole life. People here don't act like that. It's kinda sad that in a place like this that is FILLED with Mormons and nice people you still end up an alcoholic piece of trash. You are embarrassing us all douche face.

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    Submitted by LynnZee on May 11, 10 at 10:02pm

    It's time for an abortion

  • 84 74
    Submitted by schlop on May 12, 10 at 1:11am

    kill yourself. natural selection needs some assistance, help the world out by ending your existance

  • 71 50
    Submitted by ducky514 on May 11, 10 at 11:49pm

    What pisses me off is that people all over the world can't get pregnant or want to. And here you are abusing a gift you've een given. Cunt.

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      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:15pm

      Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up. You can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Unwanted children tend to become abused children - like this one.

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    Submitted by Garner on May 12, 10 at 3:34am

    Okay, I'm pro-life. But if you're going to do shit like this instead of give the baby to a loving home, have a fucking abortion. I hope this is fake. Keep your legs closed from now on. You don't deserve sex.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by caityb23 on May 12, 10 at 2:45pm

    This shouldn't be posted this isn't even remotely funny...ugh disgusing

  • 79 70
    Submitted by OMG_ITS_TOYA on May 12, 10 at 2:28am

    You are a horrible person and your child should get taken away from you because clearly you are an unfit parent.

  • 68 50
    Submitted by classandsass on May 12, 10 at 4:29am

    This is disgusting. I can't believe TFLN would even post this.

  • 63 41
    Submitted by bettyknockers on May 14, 10 at 5:55am

    Jesus people. It's just an effing iPod app. Don't get all bent out of shape.

  • 69 54
    Submitted by rpergler on May 12, 10 at 2:29am

    You stupid bitch, I just lost a wanted baby and you go and do this. You are a self whore and should give that baby to someone who will love it because you are obviously not worth shit! And TFLN you should be ashamed for allowing this on your site

  • 65 50
    Submitted by hunnietomybee on May 13, 10 at 12:27am

    i think we should report u to CPS already.

  • 73 66
    Submitted by munger on May 11, 10 at 11:24pm

    Stupid cunt

  • 57 35
    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:05pm

    What the fuck is wrong with you?! Maybe your so fucking stupid because your mom did the same thing

  • 63 47
    Submitted by tossedsalad on May 12, 10 at 1:11am

    Grow up

  • 71 64
    Submitted by littlehopper on May 12, 10 at 4:08am

    Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Plain and simple.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by nikkiegirl79 on May 12, 10 at 2:06pm

    Mother of the year right here! Get a f'ing life bitch!

  • 75 73
    Submitted by leyyna on May 11, 10 at 9:38pm

    Horrible. All that can be said.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by C_Money22 on May 12, 10 at 2:26pm

    What a Dumb Retardoooo

  • 57 38
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 12, 10 at 2:07am

    Responsible

  • 65 55
    Submitted by wreckem881 on May 12, 10 at 4:31am

    Haha this is probably a joke to everyone who's freaking the fuck out

  • 56 38
    Submitted by agrl on Jun 14, 10 at 4:06pm

    You're such a dumbass go to hell

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Kateskates on May 12, 10 at 12:42pm

    this is REALLY fucked up...

  • 72 70
    Submitted by jayelle51 on May 12, 10 at 7:25am

    Come on people, it's not real, just a fake text that someone thought would be funny to piss people off. Wake up.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by purplefrill123 on May 12, 10 at 12:31am

    Fucker

  • 67 62
    Submitted by maynard on May 12, 10 at 2:19am

    You had to know this would be the reaction. Did you do this to piss ppl off??? You can't really be that stupid can you??? If so then I hope you get hit by a bus. At least it would be saving your baby heart ache! Oh n saving your states tax dollars! You welfare trailor piece of shit excuse for a person.

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 11, 10 at 10:11pm

    Time for you to grow up fast

  • 64 57
    Submitted by vannahalen on May 13, 10 at 4:37am

    People like you should be steralized, and I'm not kidding in the least.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by caila1987 on May 12, 10 at 12:41pm

    thats awful

  • 67 63
    Submitted by jcsport96 on May 12, 10 at 12:36am

    I really hope you fall off a cliff, op

  • 59 48
    Submitted by ninja_kenzie on May 12, 10 at 9:47pm

    What an idiotic bitch! She better abort or miscarry, because otherwise that child's going to not only have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but a shitty mom.

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    Submitted by paperthinwalls on Jun 2, 10 at 4:59am

    I think you need to get punched in the fucking face you stupid bitch. And then you're going to hate yourself for doing what you did once you're holding your baby. I smoked with my son, and I felt like shit looking at him knowing that I smoked. Even though he is healthy, I was lucky. But you're fucking stupid.

  • 58 47
    Submitted by skittles2fresh on May 15, 10 at 9:01pm

    OMG plz dont.. the baby could turn out retarded or something...NOT COOL MAN NOT COOL

  • 64 59
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 12, 10 at 5:39am

    regalbeagle and razzlerack are sweeet names lmfao! and true that to both of your comments. this lady is trasssh.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 12, 10 at 5:36am

    WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

  • 68 68
    Submitted by bigdreamer on May 12, 10 at 2:29am

    This makes me sick to my stomach. There is nothing funny about it!

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    Submitted by catwomanjenny on May 11, 10 at 10:11pm

    What's sad is that ppl gave a thumbs up to this. This bitch obv doesn't want the child so she should just abort it rather than fuck up its life by having a chance of having a child with fas. God, I'll wire hanger her!!

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 12, 10 at 7:20am

      nah just help her slip down the stairs. less mess.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 5:46pm

    Sounds like a bro ho

  • 65 67
    Submitted by wreckem881 on May 12, 10 at 4:35am

    This had clearly been tfln not properly weeding out the shit submissions some people submit ... That's all this is here

  • 64 66
    Submitted by elkee on May 12, 10 at 4:08pm

    Just so you know it only takes one night of accessive drinking for fetal alchol syndrome to happen. It can happen before you even know your pregnant I hope everyday you look at your child you feel shame for selfish hooves you make. They should freeze eggs until you can pass an iq test to be a parent.

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    Submitted by pike1346 on May 12, 10 at 9:00am

    Stupid fuck. Poor kid don't have a fucking chance. This is why this country is fucked. Trash balls like u.

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    Submitted by lovely26 on May 12, 10 at 9:03am

    Your a fucking cunt and shouldn't be trusted with a baby.

  • Submitted by tankdriver on May 11, 10 at 8:46pm

    It's fake. Just some asshole looking to get a rise out of people.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by korky on May 12, 10 at 9:52am

    Reall frickin sad! U don't deserve to be a mother

  • 59 61
    Submitted by tommygunkid on May 12, 10 at 3:08am

    Hope you have fun with your fucked up kid

  • 55 54
    Submitted by stephersss101 on Nov 25, 10 at 9:14pm

    Thats hoorrible..

  • 53 50
    Submitted by StoneEdge on May 14, 10 at 1:12am

    Do the world a favor, and get an abortion...and then kill yourself.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by txthappy514 on May 13, 10 at 2:57pm

    YOU EFIN' BEOTCH!

  • 68 80
    Submitted by whydididotht on May 13, 10 at 1:48am

    Hilarious. Stop taking this so seriously! You guys are way too judgemental!

  • 56 56
    Submitted by phil_collins on May 12, 10 at 2:13am

    Wow. Are you fuckin joking? How about since you were stupid enough to not be on birth control you should stop drinking. Time to grow the fuck up and assume responsibility.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by step11 on May 12, 10 at 9:37am

    Just paid to moderate so dumb shit like this doesn't get through

  • 61 67
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 12, 10 at 2:11am

    Wow you are a bad mother in the making. I agree with the whole their are people out there who really want children and here you are having one and don't care.

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      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:20pm

      But the fact of the matter is she isn't one of those people. Just because some people want children doesn't mean everyone does. You can't assume the whole world is filled with puppies and rainbows. Unwanted children tend to become abused children. She shouldn't fuck it's life up, but aborting is still a better option.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by guti6912 on May 12, 10 at 4:51pm

    Your mom would be so proud

  • 53 52
    Submitted by clinbri on May 11, 10 at 11:24pm

    Way to go! Idaho!

  • 53 53
    Submitted by zoebaby on Jul 22, 10 at 1:20am

    disgusting, you deserve to rot

  • 51 49
    Submitted by burky07 on May 14, 10 at 2:35am

    Do you know anything about being pregnant? Dumb people like this need to be smacked. Way to go messing that poor baby up. And when the baby won't sleep or does nothing but cry you only have yourself to thank. I know drug babies and the parents that have chosen to take of them and nothing is easy. Just think about that.

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    Submitted by PiggySmallz on May 12, 10 at 5:30pm

    Woww..your mom must havve done the same while pregnant with you if you are this disturbed..

  • 63 75
    Submitted by martydog56 on May 12, 10 at 7:27pm

    i hope that baby grows up to be normal and beats the shit out of you

  • 58 65
    Submitted by NCA on May 12, 10 at 9:51am

    You can then thank yourself for the retardation you bestow upon your unborn child. People as stupid as you shouldn't be allowed to breed.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by diinomunster on May 12, 10 at 9:00am

    And I thought we were bad here in Wisconsin.

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    Submitted by dorkof82 on May 12, 10 at 3:53am

    It's people like this who should be sterile, not responsible people who would actually take care of themselves and fetus.. Perhaps you should take a coat hanger and masterbate, then get your tubes tied or get on both control and save the world from one less piece of shit who doesn't think there are consequences for their actions.

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    Submitted by Fersure13 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:09am

    "AbortParasites" is by far one of the most stupid people I've ever come across. Yeah, I'm being that dramatic. A "parasite" doesn't have tiny arms, legs, eye sockets

  • 69 88
    Submitted by celsierra on May 12, 10 at 1:21am

    Your a dumb bitch

  • 65 80
    Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 12, 10 at 1:11am

    yeah thats safe. if your baby doesnt come out deformed i hope you get it taken away

  • 50 51
    Submitted by yabsonfire on Sep 26, 10 at 1:28pm

    have fun in the absolute lowest level of hell.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 12:57pm

    Looks like Idaho is movin on up the armpit list

  • 53 57
    Submitted by jerbearrawr on May 12, 10 at 10:48am

    Fuck you. This isn't even funny.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Bigbird34 on May 12, 10 at 2:44am

    For fuck sakes women, im from Idaho and im just so disappointed. I probably know this bitch too.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by juliasmommie on May 25, 10 at 2:21am

    Ur an idiot and don't deserve a baby and obviously aren't mature enough to have one. Grow the fuck up and give that baby away to someone else whose not a loser

  • 57 66
    Submitted by 1now on May 14, 10 at 4:53am

    Shoot yourself. Moron.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 1:07pm

    Normally I'm against the people being so serious on here.. But this is terrible..

  • 49 51
    Submitted by ShelbyXADHD on May 30, 10 at 5:29pm

    oh pssh don't worry about it, my mom probably had a drink or two when she was pregnant with me, and hey i turned out okay. except for the ADHD lmao.

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    Submitted by bettycakes on May 19, 10 at 2:29am

    Hey, how about some thalidomide so your kid's got deformed limbs on top of its mental retardation?\n\nEasily one of the most disgusting texts I've read here so far.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by enjoy_the_ride on May 12, 10 at 12:32pm

    Any amount of alcohol anytime during pregnancy can cause birth defects. Way to love your unborn child...

  • 50 53
    Submitted by stfuho on May 12, 10 at 10:19am

    You are a dumbass. No wonder your stupid ass got pregnant.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by beckymerc on Mar 1, 11 at 10:28am

    WTF. That's some messed up shit. Go ahead and make the childs life horrible by screwing with it while it's developing. I'm sure you'll feel acomplished

  • 54 62
    Submitted by laraa on May 12, 10 at 7:12pm

    This dumb bitch doesn't even deserve to live.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by sexylexi on May 12, 10 at 2:16am

    If this is supposed to be a fun site, no need for all the lecturing . She's not going to take advice from this site. Yet she paid the $2.99 to download it... Cmon no common sense.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by gir420 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:29pm

    You should be sterilized!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by klutzyizz on May 12, 10 at 9:50am

    Apparently you were too stupid to prevent the pregnancy so do that child a favor and give it to a family that will love it! Your a stupid child yourself still that's for sure. As someone who can't have my own childen I find this disgusting! I would give anything to have a child and here you are trying to ruin one.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by r3dmachine on Oct 7, 10 at 4:22pm

    Your a bitch

  • 48 52
    Submitted by akalovely on Sep 5, 10 at 2:19pm

    wow..how awesome..! people like you dont deserve to have kids.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Samelevennn on May 14, 10 at 8:54pm

    I really fucking hope this isn't serious, because its NOT funny or okay.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 8:00pm

    Fucktard

  • 51 59
    Submitted by soccerluver0035 on Jun 9, 10 at 10:46am

    You're fucking stupid

  • 53 63
    Submitted by bwherman on May 12, 10 at 6:47am

    I'm just going to assume that this is a troll post that somehow got through.

  • 65 87
    Submitted by kells864 on May 12, 10 at 3:45am

    Fuck you. That's all you fucking idiot.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by jatsod on Dec 1, 10 at 5:08pm

    Do it.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by diggitydank on May 12, 10 at 10:09am

    Why don't you just pay the $300 and get the real thing

  • 52 63
    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 12, 10 at 7:41am

    Drunk dumbass tramp. Why even stop at all you fuck up.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Bella_Kai on May 12, 10 at 7:50pm

    That's not even funny you need help serious mental hope!!!!!!!!!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by NYCGuy on May 12, 10 at 9:25am

    It's a shame your mother didn't choose to abort you

  • 43 48
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:17am

    Wow does someone need to take a shot gun to the face....

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Jamers on Sep 29, 10 at 12:33am

    That's wrong! Guttershnipe!

  • 43 48
    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 3:16am

    I really hope this is fake... That way you'd just have a terrible sense of humor. If it's real, you're just a terrible person. Either way, grow up.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by profhopkins on May 12, 10 at 10:02pm

    It's ok to drink while you're pregnant as long as you smoke too.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by edaweitak on Sep 12, 10 at 2:30pm

    welcome to idaho.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by heathersweet320 on May 18, 10 at 3:29pm

    Are you a fucking retard?

  • 49 62
    Submitted by as129 on May 14, 10 at 2:25am

    .....Wow. Someone has a bad drinking problem. Get help, along with some common sense.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by madeus on May 14, 10 at 1:56am

    Wow that's fucked up

  • 52 68
    Submitted by RadMuffin on May 12, 10 at 11:34am

    You don't have to pay to moderate if you go on an actual computer. It's only in app that you have to pay.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by lkkelley2007 on May 18, 10 at 12:18am

    Just mentioning, sometime ppl call beer bellies beer babies so she may just be talking about the way a belly pooches out when u drink too much and fill ur stomach, or just eventually getting a beer belly by gaining weight... But if she really is pregnant than she's a stupid evil bitch

  • 47 59
    Submitted by chey1001 on May 13, 10 at 1:24pm

    You're fucking dumb. Seriously.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by ohbabyy on May 14, 10 at 2:09am

    That's... Just wrong

  • 43 52
    Submitted by photofilly31 on May 13, 10 at 6:01am

    You should undergo sterylazation.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 4:01am

    Fucken dumbasss! Kill the baby why don't you?!!...

  • 47 61
    Submitted by person on May 25, 10 at 9:47pm

    Wow..... You are prolly the most retarted person here.. EVER

  • 58 83
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 12, 10 at 2:13am

    Wow you are a bad mother in the making. Then again this probably just a sick joke between friends. sure the OTP isn't serious.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by codii on May 12, 10 at 12:35am

    Either way your kid is gonna turn out retarded..

  • 45 59
    Submitted by panchali on May 26, 10 at 5:59am

    you should drive off a cliff while you're at it

  • 42 53
    Submitted by BudLightGirl on May 12, 10 at 6:48pm

    Absolutley pathetic!!

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Jeri on Jul 9, 10 at 12:48pm

    ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD OR WHAT!!!?

  • 45 60
    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 4:11am

    Good for you. Switch to crack when it does.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by bubbblegum on May 12, 10 at 3:40pm

    i hope you miscarry..too bad your mom didn't

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 12:02pm

    You should have been aborted, along with the 1090 people who voted good night. You'll ruin that child's life by giving it FAS!

  • Submitted by Siph0n on May 12, 10 at 11:07am

    Lol, this is one of the better TFLN... I'm glad there are still people who believe in freedom of speech. People are entitled to drink if they want to. We shouldn't judge. Besides, it's probably fake.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by peggysue19 on May 12, 10 at 7:05am

    Who in their right fucking mind would vote positively on this?! People like you should never be a parent. Asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 10:15pm

    If you stop drinking that would make you a quitter, and we don't want that

  • 45 63
    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 14, 10 at 9:35pm

    That's fucked up.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by eighhhh on May 12, 10 at 1:28pm

    Fake

  • 53 79
    Submitted by wompbass on May 12, 10 at 10:02am

    Stop taking things so seriously everyone

  • 48 71
    Submitted by jstraka on Feb 13, 11 at 3:05pm

    And your the reason we have presidents like Obama...

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 12:57pm

    And New Jersey is called the armpit of America...

  • 47 70
    Submitted by topdog on May 28, 10 at 1:59pm

    Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by TheMexicant on May 12, 10 at 11:43pm

    Let's be realistic. Lots of people post things on this site that aren't true just for the attention. Yeah, it's a horrible thing to insinuate, but chill out guys, this is just some dumb kid looking for the worst thing they can think of to get on the site. By freaking out and giving all these ratings, you're just validating their moronic actions.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by kella on May 25, 10 at 11:29pm

    terrible...

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 10:31am

    Die

  • 34 48
    Submitted by torq87 on Feb 5, 12 at 9:29pm

    Hey come now people! This is still kind of funny!

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:38pm

    Wat should we name him? I think Obama or George Bush. That makes sense those names are both retarded.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 12:10pm

    I've lived around numerous people with FAS and I've seen how much it has affected them and held them back.\nPeople like you should just be shot and taken out of our gene pool. Hope I read about you in 'The Darwin Awards' someday.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Spuke on May 12, 10 at 10:39pm

    Why is everyone so bent about this...ppl put this kind of shit on here to PISS u ppl off then laugh about how upset you are...so relax, and if it's true...your hate comments about "ohh my gosh ppl can't have babies and ur gonna kill yours" blah blah blah bullshit makes me laugh...so actually, nevermind, keep it up! Hahaha

  • 52 84
    Submitted by spek10 on May 12, 10 at 8:59am

    Cunt. I hope you both die in childbirth

  • 42 67
    Submitted by biiotch on May 12, 10 at 4:49pm

    For the sake of humanity I'm praying this is here for the shock value. If it's true, you are one disgusting human being.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by ranintoacan on Feb 10, 11 at 1:14am

    I'm sure that's what your mother said too

  • 35 54
    Submitted by DoubleD14 on May 12, 10 at 12:02pm

    Honestly this is a fricking rediculous post. It's not funny even if you were being sarcastic. Your a fucking idiot and do not deserve to have a kid. If you didn't want one maybe you should have thought of something like birth control. That's all.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Mar 12, 11 at 11:52am

    Don't fuck up a child's life and just take a plan b....

  • 43 71
    Submitted by ryleigh92 on May 12, 10 at 8:11pm

    Hey guys, u know the only reason theses txts go though is because they want people to argue and be mortifed. It causes publicity for the site and app.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by bunny420 on Nov 24, 10 at 10:44pm

    hahaha fyl

  • 49 86
    Submitted by wompbass on May 12, 10 at 9:02am

    Women drink throughout their entire prenancy in Europe. 1-2 glasses of wine or beer a day isn't harmful to a fetus. Y'all need to relax

    • 49 56
      Submitted by Anon389349 on May 12, 10 at 2:00pm

      Actually, there isn't any "safe" amount of alcohol to drink while pregnant.

    • 61 41
      Submitted by Samelevennn on May 14, 10 at 8:56pm

      You're a fucking moron.

  • Submitted by Lusticles on May 12, 10 at 12:03am

    People need to lighten up on this website. Nobody thinks you're cool for preaching the proper way of living on a site that houses mostly teenagers.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by millerlite75 on Dec 20, 11 at 10:07am

    What a moron

  • 8 7
    Submitted by boner_garage on Jan 14, 14 at 6:58pm

    Future oil change technician growing inside you.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by imabaus on Jun 8, 10 at 7:06am

    You fucking retard

  • 22 37
    Submitted by mizzjackson11 on Mar 9, 12 at 6:54pm

    This teenager is probably getting the biggest kick reading all the comments from the idiots freaking out. Instead of ranting on a joke website about child birth and ethics, why don't you people get out and protest for pro-life. Try actually being productive about it instead of wasting away behind a computer. Two thumbs up!

  • 37 67
    Submitted by kkdall on Jul 30, 10 at 7:50am

    It's a joke. Get over it.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by bdmason33 on May 17, 10 at 5:26pm

    Selfish little bitch.

  • 6 6
    Submitted by yourgmrgrl on Apr 18, 14 at 1:55am

    Disgusting

  • 36 67
    Submitted by courtneyjene18 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:38pm

    Most of these texts are jokes. Stop taking it so seriously.

  • 23 43
    Submitted by boolou on Jun 28, 12 at 1:59am

    Lol@fetal alcohol syndrome?

  • 37 71
    Submitted by crazya_20001 on Jan 25, 11 at 12:11pm

    is it bad that i live in idaho and this is the exact day that i found out my ex was pregnant?

  • Submitted by julgabparent on May 11, 10 at 11:25pm

    I doubt that if she was serious, that she'd post it on TFLN... Get real, people joke about stuff like this, no reason to start preaching. QUIT JUDGING OTHER PEOPLE!

  • 21 42
    Submitted by GoCrazy on Jun 28, 12 at 8:45pm

    Great mom.

  • 7 15
    Submitted by RiotOfTheWolves on May 22, 13 at 4:16pm

    It's called adoption, you fuck. If you don't want the child, that's fine. There are people who do. And you don't have to do anything but carry it.

  • 42 85
    Submitted by tonivilla on Apr 3, 11 at 11:34pm

    Wtf dumbass ha

  • Submitted by Firefox1 on May 11, 10 at 9:51pm

    Just gave an abortion like every other stupid white whore

    • 49 69
      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 12, 10 at 7:19am

      what's white got to do with it? like blacks, latinos, asians, etc. don't have abortions? or aren't whores???

    • 55 55
      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:26pm

      Actually, check out the statistics on abortions. Not to be racist, but it tends to be in communities that have higher poverty rates and lower education rates. And poverty and education rates tend to be classiest and racist. Mostly it's a class thing, but that class thing says your text is statistically wrong.

      • 52 56
        Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:28pm

        Could she be a stupid white whore? Of course. Necessarily though? Not really. Although it is from Idaho - which does lend credence to your assumption.

  • 32 74
    Submitted by ChestyLaRue413 on Oct 16, 10 at 1:29am

    Your stupid. Why is this on this site??? I hope you get your child taken away from you , if you even make it that far, and you rot in hell fir not even giving the child a chance! And if it was a joke, find another way to be funny than to talk about your unborn child you stupid bitch.

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 11, 10 at 9:20pm

    Any other racist, drunk, etc tfln is just fine, but when someone makes, what I presume, is a harmless joke between friends we completly attack them. I'm sure she's just messing around

  • Submitted by salemrocks80 on May 11, 10 at 9:59pm

    Chill the fuck out. This is TFLN not Dr Phil. I think it's funny

    • 49 64
      Submitted by Firefox1 on May 11, 10 at 10:20pm

      As well it is funny. behind you 100% Anyone who believes any of these are real is stupid, just like FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 11:12pm

    Shut up it's funny who cares. Preach it else where nun

  • Submitted by ILUMaryJ420 on May 11, 10 at 8:44pm

    i don't know if you all know this, but most of these people are fucking joking. no need for personal attacks.

    • 62 58
      Submitted by awkward on May 11, 10 at 8:50pm

      Even if she's joking, it's not a funny joke. At all.

  • Submitted by yourmomistasty on May 11, 10 at 8:13pm

    LMAO!!!!!!