I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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So it can grow up to be as smart as you I assume?
BadMitch's mom drank throughout the whole pregnancy, and he turned out just fine, www.badmitch.com
I believe that... Well not that last bit.
Hello, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome!
I was going to say that too! Good job.
Wow, look at all those votes! :) I hope she drinks so much she miscarries. (Is that possible?) Or just has a good old abortion.
It's possible. A 'friend' of mine did it...safe to say we aren't exactly friends anymore.
Miss Jenny Clark?
Here's an idea... maybe you should smoke, take accutane, and eat some lead base paint chips while you're at it.
I like you.
Mmmmm wall candy =p|
There are women out there who can't conceive children, and then there are idiots like you who drink while pregnant with your "unwanted" child. If you don't want your baby, there's someone out there who DOES.
This. TFLN should be ashamed this went up.
Seriously. TFLN is supposed to be funny. This is just horrifying.
Oh yeah they should. Idiots like this should not be rewarded for their stupidity, and shamelessness.
could not agree more...this makes me sick. so many couples desperately want children...so many suffer through miscarriages... and here she is, blessed with a baby, and she does this.
Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up.\n\nYou can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Don't just assume that puppies and rainbows exist for everyone when it comes to children. Unwanted children tend to become
please don't insult retarded people with this statement lol
Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up. You can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Don't just assume that puppies and rainbows exist for everyone when it comes to children. Unwanted children tend to become abu
As one of those women, this text just horrifies me.
Oh wow. You know this is a joke site, right?
i would love to have a baby and i cant this dumb bitch should be reported
You misspelled funny.
You misspelled asshole.
That's messed up! Please give the child to people that will take care of it
Really? That's excellent. Any other gems?? Maybe you could make toast in the bathtub.
Oh I hope she took you advice.
It sucks when you think that so many people wanna have kids and can't and then there's you. Joke or not, this tfln is terrible.
it makes me sick that something like this would actually get allowed through by the mods. Terrible
It got let through to provoke this kind of reaction. Doesn't it give you hope that all these people are disgusted?
Joke or not. Fuck you for insinuating. \nThings to look forward to:\n-shrill cry because the baby is "detoxing", will be fussier than other newborns\n-heart defects\n-lack of coordination\n-Abnormal behavior, such as a short attention span, hyperactivity, poor impulse control, extreme nervousness and anxiety\n-Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip
wtf are u rambling about...upturned nose, smooth skin...?
They're symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
My sentiments exactly!
Goddamnit. This is why people judge me for being from Idaho.
People like this should be sterilized.
Are you goddamn kidding me? I have friends who would be perfect parents and have been trying for a baby for years, but can't get it to happen. And you're just going to wreck your baby? \n\nGet the hell out of Idaho, you piece of crap.
Just like your mom huh
You're an idiot!
If your going to be that much of a jackass why are you still pregnant? If you dont care about the health of your child than you obviously dont care about your child at all so why not abort before you screw your baby up even more by being the worse mother alive. I really hope this is a joke.
Wow...and let me guess my tax dollars will pay for u and ur messed up kid
wow could you sound more redneck? i think this chick's disgusting too but when shit like this happens, what are you supposed to do? refuse aid to the kid because s/he has crap parents? "sorry kid, you're gonna have to go without shoes or proper food because of something your mother did before you were even born, even though that was completely out of your control. that's what you get for having a whore for a mom!" ah, what a way to make the world a better place.
I would just be upset if my tax dollars paid for the mom. Because I agree, it's not the baby's fault at all if the mom's a selfish bitch!
The first trimester is the most detremental time to drink while pregnant. You should be ashamed of yourself. Absolutely pathetic.
I honestly hope you have a difficult delivery and only one of you survives. Guess who?
You are a HORRIBLE bitch!
I'm glad that your child will come into a world where it's loved by its main caregiver. Oh, wait, she's a fucking idiot who would drink when she's pregnant, and will most likely have her child taken away by DCFS. I hope that your baby finds a loving family somewhere, because it sure as hell better not be with you.
As a pregnant young woman I just held my stomach after reading that... Joke or not, TFLN shouldn't have posted this. Hormones talking? Maybe. But once that life is inside you it's hard to believe anyone could harm their child from conception onwards.
Another dumb fucking cunt that'll contribute to the destruction of the next generation
From one of those women who wants to but can't, fuck you for abusing your right to procreate!!
I'm right there with you.
i seriously hope this is a joke, if not please have an abortion, k?
Sometimes the texts are bad but this...this is just horrible
People like you is why the world is going to hell, where's ur morality?
I hope whoever originated this is joking! If so it's NOT funny! If this person is serious they need to abort asap. And I don't even believe in that but that poor baby is probably already messed up due to her mothers stupidity. Just go sterilize your self. Jerk
You need to put the damn drink down before your kid is even more messed up than he already would have been having you as a mother. Your friend, poopy pants.
128 ppl like this? WTF?
I like everyone else thinks this goes beyond TFLN crudeness. This isn't to be celebrated. This is tragic and wrong and I'm almost rooting for the would be mom to fall down some steps, fall into a coma, miraculously give birth while in the coma and give that child a chance in life. To shame for any ass giving a thumbs up and for this making the cut.
I wonder if it's the dad that has decided to keep drinking until his wife starts to show...
And use her welfare check Obama will send hert to buy crystal meth.
That's the WORST part of the pregnancy to drink during!! You're a fucking moron.
You one shouldn't drink..two keep you legs together stupid ass
Dumb ass bitch! You need your ass whiped!!!
This girl is from Idaho. No further explanation needed for her retarded behavior.
Don't you dare. I'm from Idaho, and I can assure you that anyone I know would find this disgusting and horrible. This behavior isn't ok in any state.
What does being from Idaho have anything to do with this horrible text, you narrow minded piece of shit? If we looked at all the TFLN from your state would that be an accurate description of you? fucking moron.
You are a fucking idiot. Joke or not u are a piece of shit.
You don't deserve to be a mother.
I fucking love making toast in the tub!
Ah, handicapping babies, lovely.
Just have an abortion like a normal dumb teenager
Having an abortion would be the smart thing to do.
that is so fucked up. some people just deserve to die a slow and painful death.
the 204 people who "liked" this should be ashamed of themselves. I don't see how any part of that sentence is likable. retarded ass bitch. she doesn't deserve to be pregnant. this pisses me off, TFLN..
Okay, I'm pro-life. But if you're going to do shit like this instead of give the baby to a loving home, have a fucking abortion. I hope this is fake. Keep your legs closed from now on. You don't deserve sex.
It's time for an abortion
i think we should report u to CPS already.
I've lived in Idaho my whole life. People here don't act like that. It's kinda sad that in a place like this that is FILLED with Mormons and nice people you still end up an alcoholic piece of trash. You are embarrassing us all douche face.
I'm pregnant, and I stopped drinking the day I found out. There's no point in ruining this child's life just because you want to drink. Shame.
This is DISGUSTING!!! Have you ever heard of birth control or a condom??? Or both? Especially if your gonna ruin a innocent babies life because your too selfish to quit drinking for 9 months. If your not gonna take care of that baby then you shouldn't even be having sex!! Cuz obviously your not mature enough! Ugh this made me mad!
Wow. Just wow. Ur fucking stupid!
You stupid bitch, I just lost a wanted baby and you go and do this. You are a self whore and should give that baby to someone who will love it because you are obviously not worth shit! And TFLN you should be ashamed for allowing this on your site
What the fuck is wrong with you?! Maybe your so fucking stupid because your mom did the same thing
I really hope this is a joke. And this isn't even something that should be joked about. Tfln should not have let this be posted
Wow. Really? Really?!! Why don't you just go have an abortion, you dumb bitch, you obviously don't give a shit. Why the hell stop drinking when the baby bump shows? You don't care enough to stop now! Way to be an adult and take responsibility for your actions!!
I weep for our next generation.
Horrible. All that can be said.
You're fucking stupid
Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Plain and simple.
kill yourself. natural selection needs some assistance, help the world out by ending your existance
You are a horrible person and your child should get taken away from you because clearly you are an unfit parent.
This shouldn't be posted this isn't even remotely funny...ugh disgusing
You had to know this would be the reaction. Did you do this to piss ppl off??? You can't really be that stupid can you??? If so then I hope you get hit by a bus. At least it would be saving your baby heart ache! Oh n saving your states tax dollars! You welfare trailor piece of shit excuse for a person.
I think you need to get punched in the fucking face you stupid bitch. And then you're going to hate yourself for doing what you did once you're holding your baby. I smoked with my son, and I felt like shit looking at him knowing that I smoked. Even though he is healthy, I was lucky. But you're fucking stupid.
People like you shouldn't be allowed to exist.
This is disgusting. I can't believe TFLN would even post this.
Do the world a favor, and get an abortion...and then kill yourself.
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD
Sounds like a bro ho
Fuck you. This isn't even funny.
Mother of the year right here! Get a f'ing life bitch!
Haha this is probably a joke to everyone who's freaking the fuck out
ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD OR WHAT!!!?
"AbortParasites" is by far one of the most stupid people I've ever come across. Yeah, I'm being that dramatic. A "parasite" doesn't have tiny arms, legs, eye sockets
People like you should be steralized, and I'm not kidding in the least.
What an idiotic bitch! She better abort or miscarry, because otherwise that child's going to not only have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but a shitty mom.
What pisses me off is that people all over the world can't get pregnant or want to. And here you are abusing a gift you've een given. Cunt.
Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up. You can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Unwanted children tend to become abused children - like this one.
Shoot yourself. Moron.
Your mom would be so proud
Your a dumb bitch
You're such a dumbass go to hell
Jesus people. It's just an effing iPod app. Don't get all bent out of shape.
Hilarious. Stop taking this so seriously! You guys are way too judgemental!
Just so you know it only takes one night of accessive drinking for fetal alchol syndrome to happen. It can happen before you even know your pregnant I hope everyday you look at your child you feel shame for selfish hooves you make. They should freeze eggs until you can pass an iq test to be a parent.
Come on people, it's not real, just a fake text that someone thought would be funny to piss people off. Wake up.
For fuck sakes women, im from Idaho and im just so disappointed. I probably know this bitch too.
Way to go! Idaho!
Stupid fuck. Poor kid don't have a fucking chance. This is why this country is fucked. Trash balls like u.
regalbeagle and razzlerack are sweeet names lmfao! and true that to both of your comments. this lady is trasssh.
Fuck you. That's all you fucking idiot.
What's sad is that ppl gave a thumbs up to this. This bitch obv doesn't want the child so she should just abort it rather than fuck up its life by having a chance of having a child with fas. God, I'll wire hanger her!!
nah just help her slip down the stairs. less mess.
I really fucking hope this isn't serious, because its NOT funny or okay.
It's fake. Just some asshole looking to get a rise out of people.
Do you know anything about being pregnant? Dumb people like this need to be smacked. Way to go messing that poor baby up. And when the baby won't sleep or does nothing but cry you only have yourself to thank. I know drug babies and the parents that have chosen to take of them and nothing is easy. Just think about that.
What a Dumb Retardoooo
wow..how awesome..! people like you dont deserve to have kids.
Looks like Idaho is movin on up the armpit list
this is REALLY fucked up...
Why don't you just pay the $300 and get the real thing
You can then thank yourself for the retardation you bestow upon your unborn child. People as stupid as you shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Wow. Are you fuckin joking? How about since you were stupid enough to not be on birth control you should stop drinking. Time to grow the fuck up and assume responsibility.
It's people like this who should be sterile, not responsible people who would actually take care of themselves and fetus.. Perhaps you should take a coat hanger and masterbate, then get your tubes tied or get on both control and save the world from one less piece of shit who doesn't think there are consequences for their actions.
Wow you are a bad mother in the making. I agree with the whole their are people out there who really want children and here you are having one and don't care.
But the fact of the matter is she isn't one of those people. Just because some people want children doesn't mean everyone does. You can't assume the whole world is filled with puppies and rainbows. Unwanted children tend to become abused children. She shouldn't fuck it's life up, but aborting is still a better option.
WTF. That's some messed up shit. Go ahead and make the childs life horrible by screwing with it while it's developing. I'm sure you'll feel acomplished
You are a dumbass. No wonder your stupid ass got pregnant.
Reall frickin sad! U don't deserve to be a mother
People need to lighten up on this website. Nobody thinks you're cool for preaching the proper way of living on a site that houses mostly teenagers.
You don't have to pay to moderate if you go on an actual computer. It's only in app that you have to pay.
you should drive off a cliff while you're at it
i hope that baby grows up to be normal and beats the shit out of you
yeah thats safe. if your baby doesnt come out deformed i hope you get it taken away
Wow that's fucked up
Normally I'm against the people being so serious on here.. But this is terrible..
Honestly this is a fricking rediculous post. It's not funny even if you were being sarcastic. Your a fucking idiot and do not deserve to have a kid. If you didn't want one maybe you should have thought of something like birth control. That's all.
This makes me sick to my stomach. There is nothing funny about it!
Your a fucking cunt and shouldn't be trusted with a baby.
I really hope you fall off a cliff, op
disgusting, you deserve to rot
oh pssh don't worry about it, my mom probably had a drink or two when she was pregnant with me, and hey i turned out okay. except for the ADHD lmao.
Are you a fucking retard?
Just paid to moderate so dumb shit like this doesn't get through
And I thought we were bad here in Wisconsin.
Wow does someone need to take a shot gun to the face....
Drunk dumbass tramp. Why even stop at all you fuck up.
If this is supposed to be a fun site, no need for all the lecturing . She's not going to take advice from this site. Yet she paid the $2.99 to download it... Cmon no common sense.
Either way your kid is gonna turn out retarded..
It's ok to drink while you're pregnant as long as you smoke too.
Woww..your mom must havve done the same while pregnant with you if you are this disturbed..
Hope you have fun with your fucked up kid
Hey, how about some thalidomide so your kid's got deformed limbs on top of its mental retardation?\n\nEasily one of the most disgusting texts I've read here so far.
OMG plz dont.. the baby could turn out retarded or something...NOT COOL MAN NOT COOL
YOU EFIN' BEOTCH!
This dumb bitch doesn't even deserve to live.
Why is everyone so bent about this...ppl put this kind of shit on here to PISS u ppl off then laugh about how upset you are...so relax, and if it's true...your hate comments about "ohh my gosh ppl can't have babies and ur gonna kill yours" blah blah blah bullshit makes me laugh...so actually, nevermind, keep it up! Hahaha
Ur an idiot and don't deserve a baby and obviously aren't mature enough to have one. Grow the fuck up and give that baby away to someone else whose not a loser
Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.
Wow..... You are prolly the most retarted person here.. EVER
I'm just going to assume that this is a troll post that somehow got through.
This had clearly been tfln not properly weeding out the shit submissions some people submit ... That's all this is here
Let's be realistic. Lots of people post things on this site that aren't true just for the attention. Yeah, it's a horrible thing to insinuate, but chill out guys, this is just some dumb kid looking for the worst thing they can think of to get on the site. By freaking out and giving all these ratings, you're just validating their moronic actions.
Time for you to grow up fast
Wat should we name him? I think Obama or George Bush. That makes sense those names are both retarded.
It's a shame your mother didn't choose to abort you
Any amount of alcohol anytime during pregnancy can cause birth defects. Way to love your unborn child...
Lol, this is one of the better TFLN... I'm glad there are still people who believe in freedom of speech. People are entitled to drink if they want to. We shouldn't judge. Besides, it's probably fake.
That's wrong! Guttershnipe!
For the sake of humanity I'm praying this is here for the shock value. If it's true, you are one disgusting human being.
Your a bitch
Hey come now people! This is still kind of funny!
I really hope this is fake... That way you'd just have a terrible sense of humor. If it's real, you're just a terrible person. Either way, grow up.
That's fucked up.
Apparently you were too stupid to prevent the pregnancy so do that child a favor and give it to a family that will love it! Your a stupid child yourself still that's for sure. As someone who can't have my own childen I find this disgusting! I would give anything to have a child and here you are trying to ruin one.
Cunt. I hope you both die in childbirth
You should undergo sterylazation.
If you stop drinking that would make you a quitter, and we don't want that
You should have been aborted, along with the 1090 people who voted good night. You'll ruin that child's life by giving it FAS!
i hope you miscarry..too bad your mom didn't
And New Jersey is called the armpit of America...
You're fucking dumb. Seriously.
Fucken dumbasss! Kill the baby why don't you?!!...
That's... Just wrong
And your the reason we have presidents like Obama...
is it bad that i live in idaho and this is the exact day that i found out my ex was pregnant?
Wow you are a bad mother in the making. Then again this probably just a sick joke between friends. sure the OTP isn't serious.
Just mentioning, sometime ppl call beer bellies beer babies so she may just be talking about the way a belly pooches out when u drink too much and fill ur stomach, or just eventually getting a beer belly by gaining weight... But if she really is pregnant than she's a stupid evil bitch
Who in their right fucking mind would vote positively on this?! People like you should never be a parent. Asshole.
I've lived around numerous people with FAS and I've seen how much it has affected them and held them back.\nPeople like you should just be shot and taken out of our gene pool. Hope I read about you in 'The Darwin Awards' someday.
welcome to idaho.
Good for you. Switch to crack when it does.
That's not even funny you need help serious mental hope!!!!!!!!!
Wtf dumbass ha
Hey guys, u know the only reason theses txts go though is because they want people to argue and be mortifed. It causes publicity for the site and app.
have fun in the absolute lowest level of hell.
You should be sterilized!
.....Wow. Someone has a bad drinking problem. Get help, along with some common sense.
What a moron
You fucking retard
It's called adoption, you fuck. If you don't want the child, that's fine. There are people who do. And you don't have to do anything but carry it.
Future oil change technician growing inside you.
I'm sure that's what your mother said too
Stop taking things so seriously everyone
Lol@fetal alcohol syndrome?
Don't fuck up a child's life and just take a plan b....
Most of these texts are jokes. Stop taking it so seriously.
Just gave an abortion like every other stupid white whore
what's white got to do with it? like blacks, latinos, asians, etc. don't have abortions? or aren't whores???
Actually, check out the statistics on abortions. Not to be racist, but it tends to be in communities that have higher poverty rates and lower education rates. And poverty and education rates tend to be classiest and racist. Mostly it's a class thing, but that class thing says your text is statistically wrong.
Could she be a stupid white whore? Of course. Necessarily though? Not really. Although it is from Idaho - which does lend credence to your assumption.
Women drink throughout their entire prenancy in Europe. 1-2 glasses of wine or beer a day isn't harmful to a fetus. Y'all need to relax
Actually, there isn't any "safe" amount of alcohol to drink while pregnant.
You're a fucking moron.
I doubt that if she was serious, that she'd post it on TFLN... Get real, people joke about stuff like this, no reason to start preaching. QUIT JUDGING OTHER PEOPLE!
This teenager is probably getting the biggest kick reading all the comments from the idiots freaking out. Instead of ranting on a joke website about child birth and ethics, why don't you people get out and protest for pro-life. Try actually being productive about it instead of wasting away behind a computer. Two thumbs up!
Any other racist, drunk, etc tfln is just fine, but when someone makes, what I presume, is a harmless joke between friends we completly attack them. I'm sure she's just messing around
Selfish little bitch.
It's a joke. Get over it.
You are a horrible parent
Chill the fuck out. This is TFLN not Dr Phil. I think it's funny
As well it is funny. behind you 100% Anyone who believes any of these are real is stupid, just like FML
Your stupid. Why is this on this site??? I hope you get your child taken away from you , if you even make it that far, and you rot in hell fir not even giving the child a chance! And if it was a joke, find another way to be funny than to talk about your unborn child you stupid bitch.
Shut up it's funny who cares. Preach it else where nun
i don't know if you all know this, but most of these people are fucking joking. no need for personal attacks.
Even if she's joking, it's not a funny joke. At all.