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  • So it can grow up to be as smart as you I assume?

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 8:15pm
    • BadMitch's mom drank throughout the whole pregnancy, and he turned out just fine, www.badmitch.com

      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:26am
  • Hello, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome!

    Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:20pm
    • I was going to say that too! Good job.

      Submitted by RazzleRack on May 11, 10 at 8:31pm
      • Wow, look at all those votes! :) I hope she drinks so much she miscarries. (Is that possible?) Or just has a good old abortion.

        Submitted by JimHalpert on May 12, 10 at 4:41am
  • Here's an idea... maybe you should smoke, take accutane, and eat some lead base paint chips while you're at it.

    Submitted by RazzleRack on May 11, 10 at 8:25pm
  • There are women out there who can't conceive children, and then there are idiots like you who drink while pregnant with your "unwanted" child. If you don't want your baby, there's someone out there who DOES.

    Submitted by awkward on May 11, 10 at 8:41pm
    • This. TFLN should be ashamed this went up.

      Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 8:49pm
      • Seriously. TFLN is supposed to be funny. This is just horrifying.

        Submitted by puzzleattack on May 11, 10 at 10:01pm
      • Oh yeah they should. Idiots like this should not be rewarded for their stupidity, and shamelessness.

        Submitted by KaitlynSylvan on May 12, 10 at 7:54am
    • could not agree more...this makes me sick. so many couples desperately want children...so many suffer through miscarriages... and here she is, blessed with a baby, and she does this.

      Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on May 11, 10 at 9:33pm
      • Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up.\n\nYou can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Don't just assume that puppies and rainbows exist for everyone when it comes to children. Unwanted children tend to become

        Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:12pm
        • please don't insult retarded people with this statement lol

          Submitted by IrieChyld on Jul 2, 10 at 3:04pm
      • Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up. You can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Don't just assume that puppies and rainbows exist for everyone when it comes to children. Unwanted children tend to become abu

        Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:13pm
    • As one of those women, this text just horrifies me.

      Submitted by hm5503 on May 12, 10 at 11:16am
    • Oh wow. You know this is a joke site, right?

      Submitted by Frankle on May 12, 10 at 10:57pm
    • i would love to have a baby and i cant this dumb bitch should be reported

      Submitted by MollyannRawr on Apr 20, 11 at 9:46pm
  • Idiot

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 11, 10 at 8:17pm
  • That's messed up! Please give the child to people that will take care of it

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 11, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Really? That's excellent. Any other gems?? Maybe you could make toast in the bathtub.

    Submitted by xbenjaminx on May 11, 10 at 8:26pm
  • It sucks when you think that so many people wanna have kids and can't and then there's you. Joke or not, this tfln is terrible.

    Submitted by gutsout on May 11, 10 at 8:42pm
    • it makes me sick that something like this would actually get allowed through by the mods. Terrible

      Submitted by goheels11 on May 11, 10 at 9:36pm
      • It got let through to provoke this kind of reaction. Doesn't it give you hope that all these people are disgusted?

        Submitted by aauk on May 12, 10 at 7:12am
  • Joke or not. Fuck you for insinuating. \nThings to look forward to:\n-shrill cry because the baby is "detoxing", will be fussier than other newborns\n-heart defects\n-lack of coordination\n-Abnormal behavior, such as a short attention span, hyperactivity, poor impulse control, extreme nervousness and anxiety\n-Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip

    Submitted by everybodylies on May 11, 10 at 8:28pm
  • That's horrible!!

    Submitted by _MiRRRanda_ on May 11, 10 at 8:21pm
  • selfish bitch.

    Submitted by rachel5 on May 11, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Goddamnit. This is why people judge me for being from Idaho.

    Submitted by smallfry on May 11, 10 at 8:40pm
  • People like this should be sterilized.

    Submitted by honey on May 11, 10 at 10:36pm
  • Are you goddamn kidding me? I have friends who would be perfect parents and have been trying for a baby for years, but can't get it to happen. And you're just going to wreck your baby? \n\nGet the hell out of Idaho, you piece of crap.

    Submitted by puzzleattack on May 11, 10 at 10:00pm
  • Just like your mom huh

    Submitted by hitman23162 on May 11, 10 at 8:43pm
  • You're an idiot!

    Submitted by BritneyShears on May 11, 10 at 8:39pm
  • If your going to be that much of a jackass why are you still pregnant? If you dont care about the health of your child than you obviously dont care about your child at all so why not abort before you screw your baby up even more by being the worse mother alive. I really hope this is a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Wow...and let me guess my tax dollars will pay for u and ur messed up kid

    Submitted by etech on May 11, 10 at 10:43pm
    • wow could you sound more redneck? i think this chick's disgusting too but when shit like this happens, what are you supposed to do? refuse aid to the kid because s/he has crap parents? "sorry kid, you're gonna have to go without shoes or proper food because of something your mother did before you were even born, even though that was completely out of your control. that's what you get for having a whore for a mom!" ah, what a way to make the world a better place.

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 12, 10 at 7:25am
      • I would just be upset if my tax dollars paid for the mom. Because I agree, it's not the baby's fault at all if the mom's a selfish bitch!

        Submitted by kayrenee on May 15, 10 at 11:12pm
  • The first trimester is the most detremental time to drink while pregnant. You should be ashamed of yourself. Absolutely pathetic.

    Submitted by kaisermarion on May 11, 10 at 10:16pm
  • You are a HORRIBLE bitch!

    Submitted by thumper_132 on May 11, 10 at 9:09pm
  • I honestly hope you have a difficult delivery and only one of you survives. Guess who?

    Submitted by ragdollsaally on May 12, 10 at 2:20am
  • I'm glad that your child will come into a world where it's loved by its main caregiver. Oh, wait, she's a fucking idiot who would drink when she's pregnant, and will most likely have her child taken away by DCFS. I hope that your baby finds a loving family somewhere, because it sure as hell better not be with you.

    Submitted by JenBen on May 11, 10 at 9:21pm
  • As a pregnant young woman I just held my stomach after reading that... Joke or not, TFLN shouldn't have posted this. Hormones talking? Maybe. But once that life is inside you it's hard to believe anyone could harm their child from conception onwards.

    Submitted by mylifeispink on May 11, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Another dumb fucking cunt that'll contribute to the destruction of the next generation

    Submitted by zcfrey on May 11, 10 at 9:30pm
  • i seriously hope this is a joke, if not please have an abortion, k?

    Submitted by irish_rose on May 11, 10 at 8:51pm
  • From one of those women who wants to but can't, fuck you for abusing your right to procreate!!

    Submitted by duchess9678 on May 12, 10 at 12:42am
  • Sometimes the texts are bad but this...this is just horrible

    Submitted by WorshipTheMusic on May 11, 10 at 9:03pm
  • People like you is why the world is going to hell, where's ur morality?

    Submitted by Corekth on May 11, 10 at 9:03pm
  • You need to put the damn drink down before your kid is even more messed up than he already would have been having you as a mother. Your friend, poopy pants.

    Submitted by npynpa on May 11, 10 at 11:23pm
  • 128 ppl like this? WTF?

    Submitted by c_k_71 on May 11, 10 at 11:18pm
  • I like everyone else thinks this goes beyond TFLN crudeness. This isn't to be celebrated. This is tragic and wrong and I'm almost rooting for the would be mom to fall down some steps, fall into a coma, miraculously give birth while in the coma and give that child a chance in life. To shame for any ass giving a thumbs up and for this making the cut.

    Submitted by wwiiace on May 12, 10 at 12:14am
  • I hope whoever originated this is joking! If so it's NOT funny! If this person is serious they need to abort asap. And I don't even believe in that but that poor baby is probably already messed up due to her mothers stupidity. Just go sterilize your self. Jerk

    Submitted by neaner on May 11, 10 at 10:47pm
  • I wonder if it's the dad that has decided to keep drinking until his wife starts to show...

    Submitted by snybny on May 12, 10 at 3:15am
  • And use her welfare check Obama will send hert to buy crystal meth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:47pm
  • Dumb ass bitch! You need your ass whiped!!!

    Submitted by dus on May 11, 10 at 8:58pm
  • You one shouldn't drink..two keep you legs together stupid ass

    Submitted by idontlikeya34 on May 11, 10 at 10:00pm
  • This girl is from Idaho. No further explanation needed for her retarded behavior.

    Submitted by happygotrucky on May 11, 10 at 8:42pm
    • Don't you dare. I'm from Idaho, and I can assure you that anyone I know would find this disgusting and horrible. This behavior isn't ok in any state.

      Submitted by puzzleattack on May 11, 10 at 10:03pm
    • What does being from Idaho have anything to do with this horrible text, you narrow minded piece of shit? If we looked at all the TFLN from your state would that be an accurate description of you? fucking moron.

      Submitted by panchali on May 26, 10 at 5:58am
  • You are a fucking idiot. Joke or not u are a piece of shit.

    Submitted by Yibbles on May 11, 10 at 9:40pm
  • I fucking love making toast in the tub!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:33pm
  • that is so fucked up. some people just deserve to die a slow and painful death.

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 12, 10 at 12:58am
  • You don't deserve to be a mother.

    Submitted by littlebig on May 12, 10 at 12:30am
  • That's the WORST part of the pregnancy to drink during!! You're a fucking moron.

    Submitted by MinagiV on May 12, 10 at 12:41am
  • Ah, handicapping babies, lovely.

    Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on May 11, 10 at 9:41pm
  • Just have an abortion like a normal dumb teenager

    Submitted by Firefox1 on May 11, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Okay, I'm pro-life. But if you're going to do shit like this instead of give the baby to a loving home, have a fucking abortion. I hope this is fake. Keep your legs closed from now on. You don't deserve sex.

    Submitted by Garner on May 12, 10 at 3:34am
  • This is DISGUSTING!!! Have you ever heard of birth control or a condom??? Or both? Especially if your gonna ruin a innocent babies life because your too selfish to quit drinking for 9 months. If your not gonna take care of that baby then you shouldn't even be having sex!! Cuz obviously your not mature enough! Ugh this made me mad!

    Submitted by JosieMarie on May 12, 10 at 1:36am
  • the 204 people who "liked" this should be ashamed of themselves. I don't see how any part of that sentence is likable. retarded ass bitch. she doesn't deserve to be pregnant. this pisses me off, TFLN..

    Submitted by mamadeasmxo on May 12, 10 at 2:37am
  • It's time for an abortion

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 11, 10 at 10:02pm
  • i think we should report u to CPS already.

    Submitted by hunnietomybee on May 13, 10 at 12:27am
  • Wow. Just wow. Ur fucking stupid!

    Submitted by mousehellsing on May 11, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I've lived in Idaho my whole life. People here don't act like that. It's kinda sad that in a place like this that is FILLED with Mormons and nice people you still end up an alcoholic piece of trash. You are embarrassing us all douche face.

    Submitted by clinbri on May 11, 10 at 11:28pm
  • You stupid bitch, I just lost a wanted baby and you go and do this. You are a self whore and should give that baby to someone who will love it because you are obviously not worth shit! And TFLN you should be ashamed for allowing this on your site

    Submitted by rpergler on May 12, 10 at 2:29am
  • I'm pregnant, and I stopped drinking the day I found out. There's no point in ruining this child's life just because you want to drink. Shame.

    Submitted by olivia_j on May 25, 10 at 5:29pm
  • I weep for our next generation.

    Submitted by Nahvis on May 12, 10 at 1:28am
  • Wow. Really? Really?!! Why don't you just go have an abortion, you dumb bitch, you obviously don't give a shit. Why the hell stop drinking when the baby bump shows? You don't care enough to stop now! Way to be an adult and take responsibility for your actions!!

    Submitted by ceejiesqueejie on May 11, 10 at 11:55pm
  • I really hope this is a joke. And this isn't even something that should be joked about. Tfln should not have let this be posted

    Submitted by himynameis09 on May 11, 10 at 11:52pm
  • You are a horrible person and your child should get taken away from you because clearly you are an unfit parent.

    Submitted by OMG_ITS_TOYA on May 12, 10 at 2:28am
  • Stupid cunt

    Submitted by munger on May 11, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Plain and simple.

    Submitted by littlehopper on May 12, 10 at 4:08am
  • kill yourself. natural selection needs some assistance, help the world out by ending your existance

    Submitted by schlop on May 12, 10 at 1:11am
  • This shouldn't be posted this isn't even remotely funny...ugh disgusing

    Submitted by caityb23 on May 12, 10 at 2:45pm
  • People like you shouldn't be allowed to exist.

    Submitted by polomarco on May 12, 10 at 12:13am
  • Horrible. All that can be said.

    Submitted by leyyna on May 11, 10 at 9:38pm
  • You had to know this would be the reaction. Did you do this to piss ppl off??? You can't really be that stupid can you??? If so then I hope you get hit by a bus. At least it would be saving your baby heart ache! Oh n saving your states tax dollars! You welfare trailor piece of shit excuse for a person.

    Submitted by maynard on May 12, 10 at 2:19am
  • Fuck you. This isn't even funny.

    Submitted by jerbearrawr on May 12, 10 at 10:48am
  • This is disgusting. I can't believe TFLN would even post this.

    Submitted by classandsass on May 12, 10 at 4:29am
  • What the fuck is wrong with you?! Maybe your so fucking stupid because your mom did the same thing

    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:05pm
  • I think you need to get punched in the fucking face you stupid bitch. And then you're going to hate yourself for doing what you did once you're holding your baby. I smoked with my son, and I felt like shit looking at him knowing that I smoked. Even though he is healthy, I was lucky. But you're fucking stupid.

    Submitted by paperthinwalls on Jun 2, 10 at 4:59am
  • Do the world a favor, and get an abortion...and then kill yourself.

    Submitted by StoneEdge on May 14, 10 at 1:12am
  • WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 12, 10 at 5:36am
  • Haha this is probably a joke to everyone who's freaking the fuck out

    Submitted by wreckem881 on May 12, 10 at 4:31am
  • You're fucking stupid

    Submitted by soccerluver0035 on Jun 9, 10 at 10:46am
  • Grow up

    Submitted by tossedsalad on May 12, 10 at 1:11am
  • Sounds like a bro ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 5:46pm
  • Mother of the year right here! Get a f'ing life bitch!

    Submitted by nikkiegirl79 on May 12, 10 at 2:06pm
  • thats awful

    Submitted by caila1987 on May 12, 10 at 12:41pm
  • What pisses me off is that people all over the world can't get pregnant or want to. And here you are abusing a gift you've een given. Cunt.

    Submitted by ducky514 on May 11, 10 at 11:49pm
    • Obviously she is not "blessed" with it, otherwise she wouldn't be so retarded with it. Just because you want a child doesn't mean everyone does. Deal with it - for some people it is just an unwanted parasite. She should be aborting, however, not fucking it's life up. You can't just take the best case scenario and assume that it applies to everyone. Unwanted children tend to become abused children - like this one.

      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:15pm
  • You're such a dumbass go to hell

    Submitted by agrl on Jun 14, 10 at 4:06pm
  • Jesus people. It's just an effing iPod app. Don't get all bent out of shape.

    Submitted by bettyknockers on May 14, 10 at 5:55am
  • ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD OR WHAT!!!?

    Submitted by Jeri on Jul 9, 10 at 12:48pm
  • What an idiotic bitch! She better abort or miscarry, because otherwise that child's going to not only have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but a shitty mom.

    Submitted by ninja_kenzie on May 12, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Fucker

    Submitted by purplefrill123 on May 12, 10 at 12:31am
  • "AbortParasites" is by far one of the most stupid people I've ever come across. Yeah, I'm being that dramatic. A "parasite" doesn't have tiny arms, legs, eye sockets

    Submitted by Fersure13 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:09am
  • People like you should be steralized, and I'm not kidding in the least.

    Submitted by vannahalen on May 13, 10 at 4:37am
  • What a Dumb Retardoooo

    Submitted by C_Money22 on May 12, 10 at 2:26pm
  • Your a dumb bitch

    Submitted by celsierra on May 12, 10 at 1:21am
  • It's fake. Just some asshole looking to get a rise out of people.

    Submitted by tankdriver on May 11, 10 at 8:46pm
  • Responsible

    Submitted by evolwayz on May 12, 10 at 2:07am
  • Stupid fuck. Poor kid don't have a fucking chance. This is why this country is fucked. Trash balls like u.

    Submitted by pike1346 on May 12, 10 at 9:00am
  • For fuck sakes women, im from Idaho and im just so disappointed. I probably know this bitch too.

    Submitted by Bigbird34 on May 12, 10 at 2:44am
  • I really fucking hope this isn't serious, because its NOT funny or okay.

    Submitted by Samelevennn on May 14, 10 at 8:54pm
  • Shoot yourself. Moron.

    Submitted by 1now on May 14, 10 at 4:53am
  • Hilarious. Stop taking this so seriously! You guys are way too judgemental!

    Submitted by whydididotht on May 13, 10 at 1:48am
  • Come on people, it's not real, just a fake text that someone thought would be funny to piss people off. Wake up.

    Submitted by jayelle51 on May 12, 10 at 7:25am
  • regalbeagle and razzlerack are sweeet names lmfao! and true that to both of your comments. this lady is trasssh.

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 12, 10 at 5:39am
  • Do you know anything about being pregnant? Dumb people like this need to be smacked. Way to go messing that poor baby up. And when the baby won't sleep or does nothing but cry you only have yourself to thank. I know drug babies and the parents that have chosen to take of them and nothing is easy. Just think about that.

    Submitted by burky07 on May 14, 10 at 2:35am
  • Your mom would be so proud

    Submitted by guti6912 on May 12, 10 at 4:51pm
  • Fuck you. That's all you fucking idiot.

    Submitted by kells864 on May 12, 10 at 3:45am
  • Just so you know it only takes one night of accessive drinking for fetal alchol syndrome to happen. It can happen before you even know your pregnant I hope everyday you look at your child you feel shame for selfish hooves you make. They should freeze eggs until you can pass an iq test to be a parent.

    Submitted by elkee on May 12, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Wow. Are you fuckin joking? How about since you were stupid enough to not be on birth control you should stop drinking. Time to grow the fuck up and assume responsibility.

    Submitted by phil_collins on May 12, 10 at 2:13am
  • You can then thank yourself for the retardation you bestow upon your unborn child. People as stupid as you shouldn't be allowed to breed.

    Submitted by NCA on May 12, 10 at 9:51am
  • Looks like Idaho is movin on up the armpit list

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 12:57pm
  • this is REALLY fucked up...

    Submitted by Kateskates on May 12, 10 at 12:42pm
  • wow..how awesome..! people like you dont deserve to have kids.

    Submitted by akalovely on Sep 5, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Why don't you just pay the $300 and get the real thing

    Submitted by diggitydank on May 12, 10 at 10:09am
  • Wow you are a bad mother in the making. I agree with the whole their are people out there who really want children and here you are having one and don't care.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 12, 10 at 2:11am
    • But the fact of the matter is she isn't one of those people. Just because some people want children doesn't mean everyone does. You can't assume the whole world is filled with puppies and rainbows. Unwanted children tend to become abused children. She shouldn't fuck it's life up, but aborting is still a better option.

      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Way to go! Idaho!

    Submitted by clinbri on May 11, 10 at 11:24pm
  • WTF. That's some messed up shit. Go ahead and make the childs life horrible by screwing with it while it's developing. I'm sure you'll feel acomplished

    Submitted by beckymerc on Mar 1, 11 at 10:28am
  • What's sad is that ppl gave a thumbs up to this. This bitch obv doesn't want the child so she should just abort it rather than fuck up its life by having a chance of having a child with fas. God, I'll wire hanger her!!

    Submitted by catwomanjenny on May 11, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Reall frickin sad! U don't deserve to be a mother

    Submitted by korky on May 12, 10 at 9:52am
  • It's people like this who should be sterile, not responsible people who would actually take care of themselves and fetus.. Perhaps you should take a coat hanger and masterbate, then get your tubes tied or get on both control and save the world from one less piece of shit who doesn't think there are consequences for their actions.

    Submitted by dorkof82 on May 12, 10 at 3:53am
  • People need to lighten up on this website. Nobody thinks you're cool for preaching the proper way of living on a site that houses mostly teenagers.

    Submitted by Lusticles on May 12, 10 at 12:03am
  • you should drive off a cliff while you're at it

    Submitted by panchali on May 26, 10 at 5:59am
  • yeah thats safe. if your baby doesnt come out deformed i hope you get it taken away

    Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 12, 10 at 1:11am
  • i hope that baby grows up to be normal and beats the shit out of you

    Submitted by martydog56 on May 12, 10 at 7:27pm
  • Normally I'm against the people being so serious on here.. But this is terrible..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 1:07pm
  • I really hope you fall off a cliff, op

    Submitted by jcsport96 on May 12, 10 at 12:36am
  • Fucktard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 8:00pm
  • You are a dumbass. No wonder your stupid ass got pregnant.

    Submitted by stfuho on May 12, 10 at 10:19am
  • oh pssh don't worry about it, my mom probably had a drink or two when she was pregnant with me, and hey i turned out okay. except for the ADHD lmao.

    Submitted by ShelbyXADHD on May 30, 10 at 5:29pm
  • Wow that's fucked up

    Submitted by madeus on May 14, 10 at 1:56am
  • Just paid to moderate so dumb shit like this doesn't get through

    Submitted by step11 on May 12, 10 at 9:37am
  • Your a fucking cunt and shouldn't be trusted with a baby.

    Submitted by lovely26 on May 12, 10 at 9:03am
  • disgusting, you deserve to rot

    Submitted by zoebaby on Jul 22, 10 at 1:20am
  • Hey, how about some thalidomide so your kid's got deformed limbs on top of its mental retardation?\n\nEasily one of the most disgusting texts I've read here so far.

    Submitted by bettycakes on May 19, 10 at 2:29am
  • Are you a fucking retard?

    Submitted by heathersweet320 on May 18, 10 at 3:29pm
  • If this is supposed to be a fun site, no need for all the lecturing . She's not going to take advice from this site. Yet she paid the $2.99 to download it... Cmon no common sense.

    Submitted by sexylexi on May 12, 10 at 2:16am
  • YOU EFIN' BEOTCH!

    Submitted by txthappy514 on May 13, 10 at 2:57pm
  • Woww..your mom must havve done the same while pregnant with you if you are this disturbed..

    Submitted by PiggySmallz on May 12, 10 at 5:30pm
  • And I thought we were bad here in Wisconsin.

    Submitted by diinomunster on May 12, 10 at 9:00am
  • This had clearly been tfln not properly weeding out the shit submissions some people submit ... That's all this is here

    Submitted by wreckem881 on May 12, 10 at 4:35am
  • Hope you have fun with your fucked up kid

    Submitted by tommygunkid on May 12, 10 at 3:08am
  • Ur an idiot and don't deserve a baby and obviously aren't mature enough to have one. Grow the fuck up and give that baby away to someone else whose not a loser

    Submitted by juliasmommie on May 25, 10 at 2:21am
  • Drunk dumbass tramp. Why even stop at all you fuck up.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 12, 10 at 7:41am
  • Wow does someone need to take a shot gun to the face....

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:17am
  • Thats hoorrible..

    Submitted by stephersss101 on Nov 25, 10 at 9:14pm
  • OMG plz dont.. the baby could turn out retarded or something...NOT COOL MAN NOT COOL

    Submitted by skittles2fresh on May 15, 10 at 9:01pm
  • This dumb bitch doesn't even deserve to live.

    Submitted by laraa on May 12, 10 at 7:12pm
  • This makes me sick to my stomach. There is nothing funny about it!

    Submitted by bigdreamer on May 12, 10 at 2:29am
  • Honestly this is a fricking rediculous post. It's not funny even if you were being sarcastic. Your a fucking idiot and do not deserve to have a kid. If you didn't want one maybe you should have thought of something like birth control. That's all.

    Submitted by DoubleD14 on May 12, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.

    Submitted by topdog on May 28, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Why is everyone so bent about this...ppl put this kind of shit on here to PISS u ppl off then laugh about how upset you are...so relax, and if it's true...your hate comments about "ohh my gosh ppl can't have babies and ur gonna kill yours" blah blah blah bullshit makes me laugh...so actually, nevermind, keep it up! Hahaha

    Submitted by Spuke on May 12, 10 at 10:39pm
  • Either way your kid is gonna turn out retarded..

    Submitted by codii on May 12, 10 at 12:35am
  • Time for you to grow up fast

    Submitted by Michguy on May 11, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Do it.

    Submitted by jatsod on Dec 1, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Wat should we name him? I think Obama or George Bush. That makes sense those names are both retarded.

    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:38pm
  • You don't have to pay to moderate if you go on an actual computer. It's only in app that you have to pay.

    Submitted by RadMuffin on May 12, 10 at 11:34am
  • I'm just going to assume that this is a troll post that somehow got through.

    Submitted by bwherman on May 12, 10 at 6:47am
  • It's ok to drink while you're pregnant as long as you smoke too.

    Submitted by profhopkins on May 12, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Lol, this is one of the better TFLN... I'm glad there are still people who believe in freedom of speech. People are entitled to drink if they want to. We shouldn't judge. Besides, it's probably fake.

    Submitted by Siph0n on May 12, 10 at 11:07am
  • It's a shame your mother didn't choose to abort you

    Submitted by NYCGuy on May 12, 10 at 9:25am
  • Your a bitch

    Submitted by r3dmachine on Oct 7, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Any amount of alcohol anytime during pregnancy can cause birth defects. Way to love your unborn child...

    Submitted by enjoy_the_ride on May 12, 10 at 12:32pm
  • Wow..... You are prolly the most retarted person here.. EVER

    Submitted by person on May 25, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by eighhhh on May 12, 10 at 1:28pm
  • If you stop drinking that would make you a quitter, and we don't want that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 10:15pm
  • For the sake of humanity I'm praying this is here for the shock value. If it's true, you are one disgusting human being.

    Submitted by biiotch on May 12, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Hey come now people! This is still kind of funny!

    Submitted by torq87 on Feb 5, 12 at 9:29pm
  • You should undergo sterylazation.

    Submitted by photofilly31 on May 13, 10 at 6:01am
  • Apparently you were too stupid to prevent the pregnancy so do that child a favor and give it to a family that will love it! Your a stupid child yourself still that's for sure. As someone who can't have my own childen I find this disgusting! I would give anything to have a child and here you are trying to ruin one.

    Submitted by klutzyizz on May 12, 10 at 9:50am
  • I really hope this is fake... That way you'd just have a terrible sense of humor. If it's real, you're just a terrible person. Either way, grow up.

    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 3:16am
  • i hope you miscarry..too bad your mom didn't

    Submitted by bubbblegum on May 12, 10 at 3:40pm
  • And New Jersey is called the armpit of America...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 12:57pm
  • You should have been aborted, along with the 1090 people who voted good night. You'll ruin that child's life by giving it FAS!

    Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 12:02pm
  • You're fucking dumb. Seriously.

    Submitted by chey1001 on May 13, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Cunt. I hope you both die in childbirth

    Submitted by spek10 on May 12, 10 at 8:59am
  • terrible...

    Submitted by kella on May 25, 10 at 11:29pm
  • That's fucked up.

    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 14, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Let's be realistic. Lots of people post things on this site that aren't true just for the attention. Yeah, it's a horrible thing to insinuate, but chill out guys, this is just some dumb kid looking for the worst thing they can think of to get on the site. By freaking out and giving all these ratings, you're just validating their moronic actions.

    Submitted by TheMexicant on May 12, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Wow you are a bad mother in the making. Then again this probably just a sick joke between friends. sure the OTP isn't serious.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 12, 10 at 2:13am
  • That's wrong! Guttershnipe!

    Submitted by Jamers on Sep 29, 10 at 12:33am
  • That's... Just wrong

    Submitted by ohbabyy on May 14, 10 at 2:09am
  • Fucken dumbasss! Kill the baby why don't you?!!...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 4:01am
  • Who in their right fucking mind would vote positively on this?! People like you should never be a parent. Asshole.

    Submitted by peggysue19 on May 12, 10 at 7:05am
  • And your the reason we have presidents like Obama...

    Submitted by jstraka on Feb 13, 11 at 3:05pm
  • Just mentioning, sometime ppl call beer bellies beer babies so she may just be talking about the way a belly pooches out when u drink too much and fill ur stomach, or just eventually getting a beer belly by gaining weight... But if she really is pregnant than she's a stupid evil bitch

    Submitted by lkkelley2007 on May 18, 10 at 12:18am
  • That's not even funny you need help serious mental hope!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Bella_Kai on May 12, 10 at 7:50pm
  • I've lived around numerous people with FAS and I've seen how much it has affected them and held them back.\nPeople like you should just be shot and taken out of our gene pool. Hope I read about you in 'The Darwin Awards' someday.

    Submitted by Plaid_Pirate on Jan 10, 11 at 12:10pm
  • welcome to idaho.

    Submitted by edaweitak on Sep 12, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Good for you. Switch to crack when it does.

    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 4:11am
  • Absolutley pathetic!!

    Submitted by BudLightGirl on May 12, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Hey guys, u know the only reason theses txts go though is because they want people to argue and be mortifed. It causes publicity for the site and app.

    Submitted by ryleigh92 on May 12, 10 at 8:11pm
  • You should be sterilized!

    Submitted by gir420 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:29pm
  • .....Wow. Someone has a bad drinking problem. Get help, along with some common sense.

    Submitted by as129 on May 14, 10 at 2:25am
  • is it bad that i live in idaho and this is the exact day that i found out my ex was pregnant?

    Submitted by crazya_20001 on Jan 25, 11 at 12:11pm
  • have fun in the absolute lowest level of hell.

    Submitted by yabsonfire on Sep 26, 10 at 1:28pm
  • Wtf dumbass ha

    Submitted by tonivilla on Apr 3, 11 at 11:34pm
  • You fucking retard

    Submitted by imabaus on Jun 8, 10 at 7:06am
  • Future oil change technician growing inside you.

    Submitted by boner_garage on Jan 14, 14 at 6:58pm
  • What a moron

    Submitted by millerlite75 on Dec 20, 11 at 10:07am
  • Die

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 10:31am
  • Stop taking things so seriously everyone

    Submitted by wompbass on May 12, 10 at 10:02am
  • Don't fuck up a child's life and just take a plan b....

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Mar 12, 11 at 11:52am
  • Women drink throughout their entire prenancy in Europe. 1-2 glasses of wine or beer a day isn't harmful to a fetus. Y'all need to relax

    Submitted by wompbass on May 12, 10 at 9:02am
  • I'm sure that's what your mother said too

    Submitted by ranintoacan on Feb 10, 11 at 1:14am
  • It's called adoption, you fuck. If you don't want the child, that's fine. There are people who do. And you don't have to do anything but carry it.

    Submitted by RiotOfTheWolves on May 22, 13 at 4:16pm
  • This teenager is probably getting the biggest kick reading all the comments from the idiots freaking out. Instead of ranting on a joke website about child birth and ethics, why don't you people get out and protest for pro-life. Try actually being productive about it instead of wasting away behind a computer. Two thumbs up!

    Submitted by mizzjackson11 on Mar 9, 12 at 6:54pm
  • Most of these texts are jokes. Stop taking it so seriously.

    Submitted by courtneyjene18 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Lol@fetal alcohol syndrome?

    Submitted by boolou on Jun 28, 12 at 1:59am
  • Just gave an abortion like every other stupid white whore

    Submitted by Firefox1 on May 11, 10 at 9:51pm
    • what's white got to do with it? like blacks, latinos, asians, etc. don't have abortions? or aren't whores???

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 12, 10 at 7:19am
    • Actually, check out the statistics on abortions. Not to be racist, but it tends to be in communities that have higher poverty rates and lower education rates. And poverty and education rates tend to be classiest and racist. Mostly it's a class thing, but that class thing says your text is statistically wrong.

      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:26pm
      • Could she be a stupid white whore? Of course. Necessarily though? Not really. Although it is from Idaho - which does lend credence to your assumption.

        Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Disgusting

    Submitted by yourgmrgrl on Apr 18, 14 at 1:55am
  • Great mom.

    Submitted by GoCrazy on Jun 28, 12 at 8:45pm
  • Any other racist, drunk, etc tfln is just fine, but when someone makes, what I presume, is a harmless joke between friends we completly attack them. I'm sure she's just messing around

    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 11, 10 at 9:20pm
  • It's a joke. Get over it.

    Submitted by kkdall on Jul 30, 10 at 7:50am
  • I doubt that if she was serious, that she'd post it on TFLN... Get real, people joke about stuff like this, no reason to start preaching. QUIT JUDGING OTHER PEOPLE!

    Submitted by julgabparent on May 11, 10 at 11:25pm
  • You are a horrible parent

    Submitted by carday5 on Jul 13, 15 at 9:52am
  • hahaha fyl

    Submitted by bunny420 on Nov 24, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Selfish little bitch.

    Submitted by bdmason33 on May 17, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Your stupid. Why is this on this site??? I hope you get your child taken away from you , if you even make it that far, and you rot in hell fir not even giving the child a chance! And if it was a joke, find another way to be funny than to talk about your unborn child you stupid bitch.

    Submitted by ChestyLaRue413 on Oct 16, 10 at 1:29am
  • Chill the fuck out. This is TFLN not Dr Phil. I think it's funny

    Submitted by salemrocks80 on May 11, 10 at 9:59pm
    • As well it is funny. behind you 100% Anyone who believes any of these are real is stupid, just like FML

      Submitted by Firefox1 on May 11, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Shut up it's funny who cares. Preach it else where nun

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 11:12pm
  • i don't know if you all know this, but most of these people are fucking joking. no need for personal attacks.

    Submitted by ILUMaryJ420 on May 11, 10 at 8:44pm
    • Even if she's joking, it's not a funny joke. At all.

      Submitted by awkward on May 11, 10 at 8:50pm
  • LMAO!!!!!!

    Submitted by yourmomistasty on May 11, 10 at 8:13pm