Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I banged a cross eyed chick once. She actually had the most beautiful eyes. I could tell because they kept trying to look at each other.
Lol @ maskedman
And then it changed color to get away!" Holy shit" she said when she saw you with her lazy eye.
ever hear of a paper bag?
This is lame... Further more you're rude. You're probably lucky to even get laid.
Hahahahah. This made me laugh realllly hard!!!
she can blow you , look up at you and STILL pay attention to what shes doin ;)\nthats the way to go dude.
Good call on the chamelion
Lol my bf's ex has one. I still wonder how he stayed turned on. Creepy.
haaaa! gross lol
Maynard your lame, and this is hilarious
How wud u kno what fucking an iguana was like??
Jebus Kee-rist this made me bust out laughing in a business meeting when I should've been paying attention. Fantastic, even though I got busted!
Dont get it
So...dry skin? A tail? Prehensile tongue?
That analogy doesn't even relate at all.. Gj
That would have been hilarious if they had said chameleon. Instead, they just look like an idiot.