Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I banged a cross eyed chick once. She actually had the most beautiful eyes. I could tell because they kept trying to look at each other.
Lol @ maskedman
And then it changed color to get away!" Holy shit" she said when she saw you with her lazy eye.
ever hear of a paper bag?
Good call on the chamelion
she can blow you , look up at you and STILL pay attention to what shes doin ;)\nthats the way to go dude.
Hahahahah. This made me laugh realllly hard!!!
This is lame... Further more you're rude. You're probably lucky to even get laid.
haaaa! gross lol
Lol my bf's ex has one. I still wonder how he stayed turned on. Creepy.
Maynard your lame, and this is hilarious
Jebus Kee-rist this made me bust out laughing in a business meeting when I should've been paying attention. Fantastic, even though I got busted!
How wud u kno what fucking an iguana was like??
Dont get it
So...dry skin? A tail? Prehensile tongue?
That analogy doesn't even relate at all.. Gj
That would have been hilarious if they had said chameleon. Instead, they just look like an idiot.