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  • Submitted by maskedman on Apr 5, 10 at 9:08am

    I banged a cross eyed chick once. She actually had the most beautiful eyes. I could tell because they kept trying to look at each other.

  • Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 5, 10 at 7:22am

    Chameleon*

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    Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 21, 10 at 3:16am

    Lmao

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    Submitted by effyewseekay on Apr 5, 10 at 10:37am

    Lol @ maskedman

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    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 5, 10 at 11:44am

    Doggystyle.

  • Submitted by crimsonkid545 on Apr 5, 10 at 8:25am

    And then it changed color to get away!" Holy shit" she said when she saw you with her lazy eye.

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    Submitted by loveemily5 on May 24, 10 at 2:14pm

    she can blow you , look up at you and STILL pay attention to what shes doin ;)\nthats the way to go dude.

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    Submitted by woahitsashlynn on Apr 5, 10 at 10:09pm

    Hahahahah. This made me laugh realllly hard!!!

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 9:08am

    ever hear of a paper bag?

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 5, 10 at 11:39pm

    This is lame... Further more you're rude. You're probably lucky to even get laid.

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    Submitted by photofilly31 on Apr 13, 10 at 3:17am

    Lol my bf's ex has one. I still wonder how he stayed turned on. Creepy.

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    Submitted by tough_shit on May 1, 10 at 11:18pm

    haaaa! gross lol

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    Submitted by Silk5 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:13pm

    How wud u kno what fucking an iguana was like??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:28am

    Good call on the chamelion

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    Submitted by minxy789 on Apr 5, 10 at 7:38am

    Jebus Kee-rist this made me bust out laughing in a business meeting when I should've been paying attention. Fantastic, even though I got busted!

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    Submitted by dylan12ak on Apr 6, 10 at 12:38am

    Maynard your lame, and this is hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:04pm

    FAVORITED!! Lmfao -sephy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:51pm

    That analogy doesn't even relate at all.. Gj

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    Submitted by cgleaz on Apr 5, 10 at 3:03pm

    Dont get it

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    Submitted by Dirty_530_420 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:24pm

    That would have been hilarious if they had said chameleon. Instead, they just look like an idiot.

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    Submitted by alexistomallo on Jun 23, 11 at 7:08pm

    Aly adams?

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    Submitted by tordawg on Apr 5, 10 at 7:46am

    Im dying

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    Submitted by CaptainHammer on Apr 5, 10 at 9:23am

    So...dry skin? A tail? Prehensile tongue?