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  • 126 65
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 5, 10 at 9:08am
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    I banged a cross eyed chick once. She actually had the most beautiful eyes. I could tell because they kept trying to look at each other.

  • 112 54
    Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 5, 10 at 7:22am
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    Chameleon*

  • 65 44
    Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 21, 10 at 3:16am
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    Lmao

  • 73 62
    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 5, 10 at 11:44am
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    Doggystyle.

  • 83 90
    Submitted by crimsonkid545 on Apr 5, 10 at 8:25am
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    And then it changed color to get away!" Holy shit" she said when she saw you with her lazy eye.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by photofilly31 on Apr 13, 10 at 3:17am
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    Lol my bf's ex has one. I still wonder how he stayed turned on. Creepy.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by effyewseekay on Apr 5, 10 at 10:37am
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    Lol @ maskedman

  • 59 50
    Submitted by loveemily5 on May 24, 10 at 2:14pm
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    she can blow you , look up at you and STILL pay attention to what shes doin ;)\nthats the way to go dude.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 5, 10 at 11:39pm
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    This is lame... Further more you're rude. You're probably lucky to even get laid.

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 9:08am
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    ever hear of a paper bag?

  • 63 68
    Submitted by woahitsashlynn on Apr 5, 10 at 10:09pm
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    Hahahahah. This made me laugh realllly hard!!!

  • 60 65
    Submitted by dylan12ak on Apr 6, 10 at 12:38am
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    Maynard your lame, and this is hilarious

  • 64 73
    Submitted by minxy789 on Apr 5, 10 at 7:38am
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    Jebus Kee-rist this made me bust out laughing in a business meeting when I should've been paying attention. Fantastic, even though I got busted!

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Silk5 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:13pm
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    How wud u kno what fucking an iguana was like??

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:28am
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    Good call on the chamelion

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:51pm
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    That analogy doesn't even relate at all.. Gj

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:04pm
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    FAVORITED!! Lmfao -sephy

  • 57 69
    Submitted by tough_shit on May 1, 10 at 11:18pm
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    haaaa! gross lol

  • 51 61
    Submitted by cgleaz on Apr 5, 10 at 3:03pm
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    Dont get it

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Dirty_530_420 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:24pm
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    That would have been hilarious if they had said chameleon. Instead, they just look like an idiot.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by tordawg on Apr 5, 10 at 7:46am
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    Im dying

  • 46 72
    Submitted by CaptainHammer on Apr 5, 10 at 9:23am
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    So...dry skin? A tail? Prehensile tongue?

  • 21 27
    Submitted by alexistomallo on Jun 23, 11 at 7:08pm
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    Aly adams?