I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
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AWESOME! G O C A R D S! Gotta love us cards fans. So much better than Cubs fans on every level.
4 words...die hard Cardinals fan
almost hooked up but saw her cooter... cuttin it close, Jack.
do you know what cooter means? It means turtle like the pet.
I hope she was talking about the cardinal and not her cooter.....
That's just wrong. By no means a deal breaker though. At least for that particular night.
when she went to the tattoo shop was she like i want a tat that reminds me of my grandpa a cardinal but idk where to put it! Hey I know mayb next to my va jay jay???
i know exactly who you're talkin about hahah
What looked like her granpa? Her cooter or the Cardinal?
Could have been worse. Instead of a cardinal it could have been a woodpecker.
You stay classy central mich
A cardinal like a bird or a religious old man? LOL
so that was the deal breaker?
lol ok funny story here I'm from the 989 , i know a girl named carrie, she has a canary tattoo low on her hip because her GRANDPA called her carrie canary and she is kinda a huge whore
that's not a cardinal, it's a north american crested bushtwit
Thats a strong family bond there.
definitely a dealbreaker.
So. Bitch means female dog.
whats this girls name? i have a feeling i know her.
wow. smart move with not doing it
wooo svsu. represent
Cooter is such a great American word. Thank Jesus that God created it.
989? cardinal? SAGINAW VALLEY BITCHES!!!
North American crested bushtwit??? XD that's hilarious!
holy crap i think this is about me
was there a rubber ducky too..