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  • dude I'm a straight girl and I would marry this chick. lock that shit downnnn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Haha yea. While we want a girl to do these things at the same time these are things we do with are friends away from the girls. We want you girl to occassionally smoke like us, to know and understand sports but not be heavy sport nuts, and sex... well sex as much as possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:49pm
  • I've done that many of times but usually I get up and clean up the house and shower first before I surprise with the morning sex. I never got an marriage proposals. Damn, maybe I should move to somewhere guys dig that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Either marry her or lock her in your basement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:31pm
  • where can I order one of those?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:51pm
  • I did this today for my man - it's all part of my anti-divorce campaign. More should get with the program.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:03pm
  • That may be the finest woman to walk the Earth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:43pm
  • just got a boner from reading this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Now I think the only thing that would make it better is if she rolled the joint naked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:46pm
  • that is SO me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:23pm
  • Sooo not funny. Grow up 11:16.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:25pm
  • I like how tons of girls are claiming to be this "bro goddess". Yeah, you might do these things in the morning but you have to remember : you are probably an intolerable bitch throughout the day and various inconvenient times, and that's why no one is fucking marrying you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:05pm
  • i smoke weed and im pretty productive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:56pm
  • flyyyy with meeee lesbian seagull!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:04pm
  • you got a boner! hey everyone, this kid has a boner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Why would anyone say this is a bad nght? This is an excellent night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 12:53 you just need to do anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Dude. Put a ring on her finger and lock that shit up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:56pm
  • if you do marry her, that shit will stop the minute the ring goes on her finger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Now see me I'm the opposite... I usually get high and then have sex - so much better that way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:12pm
  • That's like my wife. She's wonderful! That type of woman is so much better than the obnoxious whores who spend money on make up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:30am
  • love morning sex, don't mind a joint every now and then and I fucking love sports! still waiting on the ring though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:39pm
  • If you don't like this you are a sorry excuse for a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:55am
  • oh hey I do this except it's a beer and some xbox after morning sex :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:06am
  • I do that all the time. Why can so few girls do it too? Not that hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:32pm
  • You're his persistence!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:21am
  • that "you're" troll is relentless... i hate him but i admire his persistance. *expect: You're his persistance!*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:25pm
  • 11:16. Shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:32pm
  • Can I *be* her?

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 6, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Girls that are into sports irritate me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:29pm
  • I, too, watched the movie "theres something about mary"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:01pm
  • this chick sounds awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Lots of us around boys, you just need to know where to look.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:50pm
  • it's just a show she's putting on.. she wants to lure you in and trap you forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Ha ha! Sounds like there is another girl out there besides me with similar interests. I'm so glad that college football started this weekend and NFL kicks off on Thusday. Too bad my parents will be in town to ruin it for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:49am
  • I do that too...it's not that big of a deal...lol...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:53am
  • weed is better for you than cigs! how many weed related deaths have been reported? NONE! your more likely to die from aspirin or alcohol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:18am
  • That's is the single greatest thing I have ever read heard or seen on tv...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:09pm
  • i do this all the time, whats good new yorkers ;] but really, she shouldve rolled a fat blunt, joints are only good for personals haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:35pm
  • This exactly how I love to start my morning. But if there's no morning sex I juss smoke a j naked in bed it's almost as fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Chick...pot head...and NHL is startin..ohh yeaa This was a sweet night/morning :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:23pm
  • ^^^^^^^You're fucking annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:41pm
  • i am the bro godess. why are guys so shocked to hear we exist in their little world. we are everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Marry her but watch out for the crazy. There's crazy somewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:44pm
  • 12:20- my life is quite happy and that's because of the weed, thank you very much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:26am
  • YOU think you're productive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:49pm
  • i'd do these things, or something similar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:40am
  • You need to lock this bitch down NOW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:20am
  • 👍👏👵

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:47am
  • What about cleaning his house and cooking for him while he smokes by himself or with his friends? That's what I do, but I guess that's why I don't have the ring on my finger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:31am
  • Weed is worthless and so are the people who smoke it, do something productive with your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Haha marry her! She's a keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:40pm
  • naw 3;11, maybe she's just picky and has turned people down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:45pm
  • 8:34 sounds like my last 3 ex's I smoke weed and I'm also top of my class, your just jealous cause even without weed you fail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:08am
  • Its tru...We're out here, just gotta get lucky enough to get us till the morning. I usually dont let you men in on that till at least the 5th "sleepover". You dont wanna give the impression you would be a good "buddy"..lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:34pm
  • You're tryin to change them!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:13pm
  • thats totally mee!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:36pm
  • My ex just turned into that chick after we broke up. Now shes convinced we belong together. Win.

    Submitted by king716 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:42pm
  • Damn, AM sex + sportscenter alone would make me fall in love. Where can I find this mystical creature!? lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Haha I can't believe someone had the time to respond to every reply with "You're that thing which you just talked about", but it's cracking my shit up. I hope I get a "You're cracking my shit up".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Honestly, guys don't like these girls. They say they do but its BS. I am absolutely a bro ho and every single time before long a guy will decide he wants a girly chick. Who the fuck knows why. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Yeah...I like my ladies with class. Sorry all you drugged sluts...you're not gonna get any by posting this on here. You just sound desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:44pm
  • She used to be a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Yea, I'm in love. Although, she's gotta be crazy as fuck or have some other red flag--cause she'd have been wifed up long before now. Remember kids, things that are too good to be true --- are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:11pm
  • You're almost as fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:51pm
  • If she'll let you sleep with some strange every now and again, then lock it up, otherwise just keep it friends with sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Wow baby can I get yo numba?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:49pm
  • man, boys who like this i need to meet you! my boyfriend hates that i smoke weeddd, guys need to like legit girls instead of tryin to change them!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Dfdub keepin' it classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:21am
  • 1:22 took the words out of my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Marry her. And never let your friend use the term "Bro Goddess" again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:52pm
  • agreed 2:58... and I'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 2:15 yesss I agree 100% :)) though I'd rather watch Spike TV or play some XBox

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Yeah, but what will top of the class do for you when you die an early, sad, useless life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:20am
  • nah, i wouldve smoked me already by now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:48pm
  • weve seen the movie jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:27am
  • You're friends with sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:34pm
  • I need to find you men who actually appreciates that... I wake and bake and do my FF and I get shit for it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:10pm
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