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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:15pm

    dude I'm a straight girl and I would marry this chick. lock that shit downnnn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:31pm

    Either marry her or lock her in your basement

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:03pm

    I did this today for my man - it's all part of my anti-divorce campaign. More should get with the program.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:49pm

    Haha yea. While we want a girl to do these things at the same time these are things we do with are friends away from the girls. We want you girl to occassionally smoke like us, to know and understand sports but not be heavy sport nuts, and sex... well sex as much as possible.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:22pm

    Why would anyone say this is a bad nght? This is an excellent night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:53pm

    I've done that many of times but usually I get up and clean up the house and shower first before I surprise with the morning sex. I never got an marriage proposals. Damn, maybe I should move to somewhere guys dig that?

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:56pm

    Dude. Put a ring on her finger and lock that shit up.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:56pm

    i smoke weed and im pretty productive.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:43pm

    That may be the finest woman to walk the Earth

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:04pm

    flyyyy with meeee lesbian seagull!!

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:51pm

    where can I order one of those?

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:25pm

    that "you're" troll is relentless... i hate him but i admire his persistance. *expect: You're his persistance!*

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:43pm

    just got a boner from reading this

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:12pm

    if you do marry her, that shit will stop the minute the ring goes on her finger

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:09pm

    That's is the single greatest thing I have ever read heard or seen on tv...

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:35pm

    i do this all the time, whats good new yorkers ;] but really, she shouldve rolled a fat blunt, joints are only good for personals haha

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:25pm

    Sooo not funny. Grow up 11:16.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:40pm

    Haha marry her! She's a keeper

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:52pm

    Marry her. And never let your friend use the term "Bro Goddess" again.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:50pm

    you got a boner! hey everyone, this kid has a boner!

  • 63 79
    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 6, 10 at 7:32pm

    Can I *be* her?

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:05pm

    I like how tons of girls are claiming to be this "bro goddess". Yeah, you might do these things in the morning but you have to remember : you are probably an intolerable bitch throughout the day and various inconvenient times, and that's why no one is fucking marrying you.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:32pm

    I do that all the time. Why can so few girls do it too? Not that hard.

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:35pm

    this chick sounds awesome.

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:53 you just need to do anal

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:23pm

    that is SO me

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:45pm

    naw 3;11, maybe she's just picky and has turned people down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:11pm

    Yea, I'm in love. Although, she's gotta be crazy as fuck or have some other red flag--cause she'd have been wifed up long before now. Remember kids, things that are too good to be true --- are.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:49am

    Ha ha! Sounds like there is another girl out there besides me with similar interests. I'm so glad that college football started this weekend and NFL kicks off on Thusday. Too bad my parents will be in town to ruin it for me.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:55am

    If you don't like this you are a sorry excuse for a man

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:58pm

    it's just a show she's putting on.. she wants to lure you in and trap you forever

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:12pm

    i am the bro godess. why are guys so shocked to hear we exist in their little world. we are everywhere.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:39pm

    love morning sex, don't mind a joint every now and then and I fucking love sports! still waiting on the ring though...

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:46pm

    Now I think the only thing that would make it better is if she rolled the joint naked!

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:34pm

    Its tru...We're out here, just gotta get lucky enough to get us till the morning. I usually dont let you men in on that till at least the 5th "sleepover". You dont wanna give the impression you would be a good "buddy"..lmao

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:41pm

    ^^^^^^^You're fucking annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:50pm

    This exactly how I love to start my morning. But if there's no morning sex I juss smoke a j naked in bed it's almost as fun.

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:36pm

    thats totally mee!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:18am

    weed is better for you than cigs! how many weed related deaths have been reported? NONE! your more likely to die from aspirin or alcohol!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:53am

    I do that too...it's not that big of a deal...lol...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:17pm

    Honestly, guys don't like these girls. They say they do but its BS. I am absolutely a bro ho and every single time before long a guy will decide he wants a girly chick. Who the fuck knows why. Haha

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:21am

    Dfdub keepin' it classy

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:13pm

    You're tryin to change them!!

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:44pm

    Marry her but watch out for the crazy. There's crazy somewhere.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:32pm

    11:16. Shut the fuck up

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:49pm

    YOU think you're productive.

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:06pm

    man, boys who like this i need to meet you! my boyfriend hates that i smoke weeddd, guys need to like legit girls instead of tryin to change them!!

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:49pm

    Wow baby can I get yo numba?

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:29pm

    Girls that are into sports irritate me.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:50pm

    Lots of us around boys, you just need to know where to look.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:12pm

    Now see me I'm the opposite... I usually get high and then have sex - so much better that way...

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:40pm

    Damn, AM sex + sportscenter alone would make me fall in love. Where can I find this mystical creature!? lol.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:44pm

    Yeah...I like my ladies with class. Sorry all you drugged sluts...you're not gonna get any by posting this on here. You just sound desperate.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:31am

    What about cleaning his house and cooking for him while he smokes by himself or with his friends? That's what I do, but I guess that's why I don't have the ring on my finger.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:27pm

    1:22 took the words out of my mouth.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    I, too, watched the movie "theres something about mary"

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:40am

    i'd do these things, or something similar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:34pm

    Weed is worthless and so are the people who smoke it, do something productive with your life

  • 39 62
    Submitted by king716 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:42pm

    My ex just turned into that chick after we broke up. Now shes convinced we belong together. Win.

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:06am

    oh hey I do this except it's a beer and some xbox after morning sex :)

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:26am

    12:20- my life is quite happy and that's because of the weed, thank you very much.

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:23pm

    Chick...pot head...and NHL is startin..ohh yeaa This was a sweet night/morning :)

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:22pm

    2:15 yesss I agree 100% :)) though I'd rather watch Spike TV or play some XBox

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:30pm

    She used to be a man.

  • 19 27
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:47am

    👍👏👵

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:10pm

    Haha I can't believe someone had the time to respond to every reply with "You're that thing which you just talked about", but it's cracking my shit up. I hope I get a "You're cracking my shit up".

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:21am

    You're his persistence!

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:51pm

    You're almost as fun

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:20am

    You need to lock this bitch down NOW.

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:08am

    8:34 sounds like my last 3 ex's I smoke weed and I'm also top of my class, your just jealous cause even without weed you fail!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:27am

    weve seen the movie jackass

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:14pm

    agreed 2:58... and I'm a girl

  • 42 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:20am

    Yeah, but what will top of the class do for you when you die an early, sad, useless life?

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:26pm

    If she'll let you sleep with some strange every now and again, then lock it up, otherwise just keep it friends with sex.

  • 43 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:30am

    That's like my wife. She's wonderful! That type of woman is so much better than the obnoxious whores who spend money on make up.

  • 40 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:48pm

    nah, i wouldve smoked me already by now

  • 31 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:10pm

    I need to find you men who actually appreciates that... I wake and bake and do my FF and I get shit for it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:34pm

    You're friends with sex