so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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dude I'm a straight girl and I would marry this chick.
lock that shit downnnn.
Haha yea. While we want a girl to do these things at the same time these are things we do with are friends away from the girls. We want you girl to occassionally smoke like us, to know and understand sports but not be heavy sport nuts, and sex... well sex as much as possible.
I've done that many of times but usually I get up and clean up the house and shower first before I surprise with the morning sex. I never got an marriage proposals. Damn, maybe I should move to somewhere guys dig that?
Either marry her or lock her in your basement
where can I order one of those?
I did this today for my man - it's all part of my anti-divorce campaign. More should get with the program.
That may be the finest woman to walk the Earth
just got a boner from reading this
Now I think the only thing that would make it better is if she rolled the joint naked!
that is SO me
Sooo not funny. Grow up 11:16.
I like how tons of girls are claiming to be this "bro goddess".
Yeah, you might do these things in the morning but you have to remember :
you are probably an intolerable bitch throughout the day and various inconvenient times, and that's why no one is fucking marrying you.
i smoke weed and im pretty productive.
flyyyy with meeee lesbian seagull!!
you got a boner! hey everyone, this kid has a boner!
Why would anyone say this is a bad nght? This is an excellent night.
if you do marry her, that shit will stop the minute the ring goes on her finger
12:53 you just need to do anal
Dude. Put a ring on her finger and lock that shit up.
Now see me I'm the opposite... I usually get high and then have sex - so much better that way...
That's like my wife. She's wonderful!
That type of woman is so much better than the obnoxious whores who spend money on make up.
love morning sex, don't mind a joint every now and then and I fucking love sports! still waiting on the ring though...
If you don't like this you are a sorry excuse for a man
oh hey I do this except it's a beer and some xbox after morning sex :)
I do that all the time. Why can so few girls do it too? Not that hard.
You're his persistence!
that "you're" troll is relentless... i hate him but i admire his persistance.
*expect: You're his persistance!*
11:16. Shut the fuck up
Can I *be* her?
Girls that are into sports irritate me.
I, too, watched the movie "theres something about mary"
this chick sounds awesome.
Lots of us around boys, you just need to know where to look.
it's just a show she's putting on..
she wants to lure you in and trap you forever
Ha ha! Sounds like there is another girl out there besides me with similar interests. I'm so glad that college football started this weekend and NFL kicks off on Thusday. Too bad my parents will be in town to ruin it for me.
I do that too...it's not that big of a deal...lol...
weed is better for you than cigs! how many weed related deaths have been reported? NONE! your more likely to die from aspirin or alcohol!
That's is the single greatest thing I have ever read heard or seen on tv...
i do this all the time, whats good new yorkers ;]
but really, she shouldve rolled a fat blunt, joints are only good for personals haha
This exactly how I love to start my morning. But if there's no morning sex I juss smoke a j naked in bed it's almost as fun.
Chick...pot head...and NHL is startin..ohh yeaa
This was a sweet night/morning :)
^^^^^^^You're fucking annoying.
i am the bro godess. why are guys so shocked to hear we exist in their little world. we are everywhere.
Marry her but watch out for the crazy. There's crazy somewhere.
12:20- my life is quite happy and that's because of the weed, thank you very much.
YOU think you're productive.
i'd do these things, or something similar
You need to lock this bitch down NOW.
What about cleaning his house and cooking for him while he smokes by himself or with his friends? That's what I do, but I guess that's why I don't have the ring on my finger.
Weed is worthless and so are the people who smoke it, do something productive with your life
Haha marry her! She's a keeper
naw 3;11, maybe she's just picky and has turned people down
8:34 sounds like my last 3 ex's
I smoke weed and I'm also top of my class, your just jealous cause even without weed you fail!
Its tru...We're out here, just gotta get lucky enough to get us till the morning. I usually dont let you men in on that till at least the 5th "sleepover". You dont wanna give the impression you would be a good "buddy"..lmao
You're tryin to change them!!
thats totally mee!!!
My ex just turned into that chick after we broke up. Now shes convinced we belong together. Win.
Damn, AM sex + sportscenter alone would make me fall in love. Where can I find this mystical creature!? lol.
Haha I can't believe someone had the time to respond to every reply with "You're that thing which you just talked about", but it's cracking my shit up. I hope I get a "You're cracking my shit up".
Honestly, guys don't like these girls. They say they do but its BS. I am absolutely a bro ho and every single time before long a guy will decide he wants a girly chick. Who the fuck knows why. Haha
Yeah...I like my ladies with class. Sorry all you drugged sluts...you're not gonna get any by posting this on here. You just sound desperate.
She used to be a man.
Yea, I'm in love. Although, she's gotta be crazy as fuck or have some other red flag--cause she'd have been wifed up long before now.
Remember kids, things that are too good to be true --- are.
You're almost as fun
If she'll let you sleep with some strange every now and again, then lock it up, otherwise just keep it friends with sex.
Wow baby can I get yo numba?
man, boys who like this i need to meet you! my boyfriend hates that i smoke weeddd, guys need to like legit girls instead of tryin to change them!!
Dfdub keepin' it classy
1:22 took the words out of my mouth.
Marry her. And never let your friend use the term "Bro Goddess" again.
agreed 2:58... and I'm a girl
2:15 yesss I agree 100% :))
though I'd rather watch Spike TV or play some XBox
Yeah, but what will top of the class do for you when you die an early, sad, useless life?
nah, i wouldve smoked me already by now
weve seen the movie jackass
You're friends with sex
I need to find you men who actually appreciates that...
I wake and bake and do my FF and I get shit for it...