i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
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Holy crap. Please God, take me back to 21 and make me hung and irrisitable to women and I swear I will use my powers for good. Maybe.
people in college piss in places that they would never expect to. i pee everywhere! and im a female. nasty i suppose you could say but hell, i enjoy getting wasted. correction; i enjoy getting so wasted i dont remember where i was the night before. live your life to the fullest people! its okay to pee outside of a toilet every once in a while. HAHAHAHA trashy. i am trashy because i just admitted to all of this.
why would people make up ALL this stuff? and if you notice, there's a bunch of different area codes represented - so people from all over know about it and post here. fake or not - i always get a good laugh, cuz i think most of this shit is pretty believable if you've ever been to college or drank WAY too much...
some people pee on themselves. some people throw up. although i rather be a puker, im not. im a pisser.
1:19 who cares if its real or not, their usually fucking hilarious stories. if u want fact go read the times
fictitious. i love that word.
Troublesome that this is 608... I'd expect this out of Atlanta.
1:19 you obviously never went to college if you think this shit is fake
this is actually one of my favorite sober pastimes.
i don't understand the pissing problem...I've thrown up on myself, my friends, and my belongings, I've passed out in awkward embarrassing and inappropriate places, I've done a hundred things I regret (or at least should) but never have I gotten drunk and pissed myself or the floor or the bed or anything besides the toilet...I just don't get it
1:19 you suck, go be a killjoy somewhere where nobody can see you or hear you. Stop kidding yourself, your opinions don't matter.
i am a 608 number and i peed in my closet once because i thought it was the bathroom =(...then the next morning i blamed it on my dog because i didn't remember doing it until later.
this is flipping MADISON WISCONSIN, 1:19....we do things much drunker and way more stupid than this...hence us being the drunkest city in america.
at least half of the people in WI pee in places that are not the toilet when they're drunk. &i definitely agree with 5:53, we do do things MUCH drunker and way more stupid than this haha
ummmm so true and funny that this from the 608 area - that is where I am at and have heard a number of "peeing in the corner" stories from both guys and girls!
Wait, what? I take it alcohol was involved.
fake. this never happened. this website sucks. i won't be back. stop kidding yourselves, there's no way that many people who actually know about the website, could actually encounter what is detailed in the texts. theyt are mostly fictitious. prove me wrong.
one time i pissed in a chair but i THOUGHT it was the toilet. and i go in the woods...so maybe she just didnt realize being inside and the public area she was going in?
Everyone thinks "we do the craziest shit here har har." travel a bit kids, this shit happens everywhere
haha oh madison, favorite place on earth to get drunk :)
and they are right, we do some crazy shit here to say the least.