dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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Would you eat them on a tram?
Would you eat them with your gram?
I do not like green eggs and ham.
They were near her nasty clam!
This sounds like a Dr. Seuss story gone terribly awry.
lol wouldnt it be funny if she was ACTUALLY hiding an actual plate of scrambled eggs in between her legs?
puke in my mouth... :(
cant. stop. laughing!
Errr that is so gross! If people on this are just gonna call it fake, why are you on the website then?
I really wish this "you're ...." kid would get aids and die already. Maybe get the aids from getting gang raped.
Why do I read this app during breakfast!!
And now I have a terrible image of said little kid sneaking into his grandmother's room and attacking her genitals with a fork. Lovely.
that is utterly horrific.
11:25 That was hysterical!!! You are awesome!
nasty geezer egg farts. i wish them all on tucker max.
11:41... hah nope. fist urself
This is the funniest one of these I've read
god that is a sick thought...
12:20... usually true, though there are exceptions. but the book is way too raunchy to be popularized by hollywood. there's just no way they're gonna get it right. plus you can already tell the acting is gonna be piss poor. -11:30
since when did ten year olds take over the site
I don't understand this. And I don't want to.
The kid, obviously not knowing what female sex organs are, had taken a peek at his grandmother's sex organs which were probably so old and wrinkly that they resembled scrambled eggs thus the misconstruation. Hope that cleared things up for ya ^_^
Wow.... just wow
11:07 you rock! No dear grandma I do not think I could identify that awful stink, it's the most horrific thing I've ever seen, but now I know why the eggs were green!
What if the grandmother had Alzheimer's and it was a real plate of eggs?
Hey granny fister (11:48), how are the eggs today? Right on 12:50!
It's talking about her meat curtains
to 11:38... well obviously he didnt know what he was looking at and he thought it was eggs
Poor quiet guys dead mum...
ohh an original mom joke. ur a winner
thats fucking hilarious
- Dumbass Redneck
Leave it up to 404 to post this... I now want to meet her and her grandma... Go Cherokee County G.A
That shit's gross son!
Just threw up in my mouth..
This just makes me not want to live in the 404 area anymore...
A mental pic I could have gone without.
i hope they serve beer in hell was a great book. too bad that it's gonna be the gayest movie of all time by the looks of the ads on this site
11:25, you are awesome
All I can say is AWESOME..........an a bit of ewwwww
totally a van wilder, the rise of taj reference. lol, awesome
Noice 5:33... thats pretty haggid...
11:30, Hollywood ruins almost every book that they make into a movie...
I think o just threw up :(.
This just made my life.
holy shit 3:56, way to kill the joke
I threw up. Seriously.
WHAT DOES THIS TEXT MEAN?! Somebody please explain!
Fail... Epic fail...
Ewh that's fucking ronchy
That is outragious and discusting!!!
I feel so bad for your brother and you
I'm still laughing out loud!!!
11:14 way to rhyme. fail.
- someone who can english
i threw up...thats just wrong...how the hell would he know that to begin with?! blah!
there making that a movie. the book was awesome
Fuck the Tucker Max movie
did they have hot sauce on them?
is it just me or did everyone get a strange smell when they read that....oops nevermind my vag is seeping fluid again......
tucker max wrote and directed the movie himself, so hopefully that will negate the chances of it being a hollywood fuck-up..because obviously anything tucker max does is amazing
old people do funny things ^_^