dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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Would you eat them on a tram?
Would you eat them with your gram?
I do not like green eggs and ham.
They were near her nasty clam!
This sounds like a Dr. Seuss story gone terribly awry.
lol wouldnt it be funny if she was ACTUALLY hiding an actual plate of scrambled eggs in between her legs?
cant. stop. laughing!
puke in my mouth... :(
Errr that is so gross! If people on this are just gonna call it fake, why are you on the website then?
11:25 That was hysterical!!! You are awesome!
that is utterly horrific.
I really wish this "you're ...." kid would get aids and die already. Maybe get the aids from getting gang raped.
And now I have a terrible image of said little kid sneaking into his grandmother's room and attacking her genitals with a fork. Lovely.
Why do I read this app during breakfast!!
since when did ten year olds take over the site
nasty geezer egg farts. i wish them all on tucker max.
12:20... usually true, though there are exceptions. but the book is way too raunchy to be popularized by hollywood. there's just no way they're gonna get it right. plus you can already tell the acting is gonna be piss poor. -11:30
What if the grandmother had Alzheimer's and it was a real plate of eggs?
11:41... hah nope. fist urself
11:07 you rock! No dear grandma I do not think I could identify that awful stink, it's the most horrific thing I've ever seen, but now I know why the eggs were green!
I don't understand this. And I don't want to.
The kid, obviously not knowing what female sex organs are, had taken a peek at his grandmother's sex organs which were probably so old and wrinkly that they resembled scrambled eggs thus the misconstruation. Hope that cleared things up for ya ^_^
god that is a sick thought...
It's talking about her meat curtains
This is the funniest one of these I've read
Hey granny fister (11:48), how are the eggs today? Right on 12:50!
to 11:38... well obviously he didnt know what he was looking at and he thought it was eggs
Leave it up to 404 to post this... I now want to meet her and her grandma... Go Cherokee County G.A
Wow.... just wow
thats fucking hilarious
- Dumbass Redneck
Just threw up in my mouth..
That shit's gross son!
Poor quiet guys dead mum...
ohh an original mom joke. ur a winner
A mental pic I could have gone without.
i hope they serve beer in hell was a great book. too bad that it's gonna be the gayest movie of all time by the looks of the ads on this site
This just makes me not want to live in the 404 area anymore...
11:25, you are awesome
I think o just threw up :(.
Noice 5:33... thats pretty haggid...
All I can say is AWESOME..........an a bit of ewwwww
11:30, Hollywood ruins almost every book that they make into a movie...
totally a van wilder, the rise of taj reference. lol, awesome
Ewh that's fucking ronchy
This just made my life.
holy shit 3:56, way to kill the joke
there making that a movie. the book was awesome
I feel so bad for your brother and you
I threw up. Seriously.
Fuck the Tucker Max movie
I'm still laughing out loud!!!
WHAT DOES THIS TEXT MEAN?! Somebody please explain!
Fail... Epic fail...
That is outragious and discusting!!!
11:14 way to rhyme. fail.
- someone who can english
is it just me or did everyone get a strange smell when they read that....oops nevermind my vag is seeping fluid again......
i threw up...thats just wrong...how the hell would he know that to begin with?! blah!
did they have hot sauce on them?
old people do funny things ^_^
tucker max wrote and directed the movie himself, so hopefully that will negate the chances of it being a hollywood fuck-up..because obviously anything tucker max does is amazing