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  • Would you eat them on a tram? Would you eat them with your gram? I do not like green eggs and ham. They were near her nasty clam!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:25am
  • This sounds like a Dr. Seuss story gone terribly awry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:07am
  • lol wouldnt it be funny if she was ACTUALLY hiding an actual plate of scrambled eggs in between her legs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:03am
  • cant. stop. laughing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:32am
  • puke in my mouth... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:23am
  • Errr that is so gross! If people on this are just gonna call it fake, why are you on the website then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:26am
  • that is utterly horrific.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:51am
  • I really wish this "you're ...." kid would get aids and die already. Maybe get the aids from getting gang raped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:50pm
  • And now I have a terrible image of said little kid sneaking into his grandmother's room and attacking her genitals with a fork. Lovely.

    Submitted by GoodGirl on May 12, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Why do I read this app during breakfast!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:25pm
  • nasty geezer egg farts. i wish them all on tucker max.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 11:25 That was hysterical!!! You are awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:46pm
  • since when did ten year olds take over the site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:08pm
  • 12:20... usually true, though there are exceptions. but the book is way too raunchy to be popularized by hollywood. there's just no way they're gonna get it right. plus you can already tell the acting is gonna be piss poor. -11:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:43pm
  • What if the grandmother had Alzheimer's and it was a real plate of eggs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 11:41... hah nope. fist urself -11:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:46am
  • I don't understand this. And I don't want to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:14am
    • The kid, obviously not knowing what female sex organs are, had taken a peek at his grandmother's sex organs which were probably so old and wrinkly that they resembled scrambled eggs thus the misconstruation. Hope that cleared things up for ya ^_^

      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 9:54am
  • 11:07 you rock! No dear grandma I do not think I could identify that awful stink, it's the most horrific thing I've ever seen, but now I know why the eggs were green!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:14am
  • god that is a sick thought...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:51am
  • Hey granny fister (11:48), how are the eggs today? Right on 12:50!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:31pm
  • It's talking about her meat curtains

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:35pm
  • This is the funniest one of these I've read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:59pm
  • to 11:38... well obviously he didnt know what he was looking at and he thought it was eggs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:39am
  • Wow.... just wow

    Submitted by Slinky on Apr 27, 10 at 12:05am
  • Just threw up in my mouth..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:47pm
  • thats fucking hilarious - Dumbass Redneck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:52am
  • Leave it up to 404 to post this... I now want to meet her and her grandma... Go Cherokee County G.A

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:05pm
  • That shit's gross son!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Poor quiet guys dead mum...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:32pm
  • ohh an original mom joke. ur a winner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:49am
  • A mental pic I could have gone without.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:50pm
  • i hope they serve beer in hell was a great book. too bad that it's gonna be the gayest movie of all time by the looks of the ads on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:30am
  • This just makes me not want to live in the 404 area anymore...

    Submitted by nickk222 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:50am
  • 11:25, you are awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Noice 5:33... thats pretty haggid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:16pm
  • All I can say is AWESOME..........an a bit of ewwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:11am
  • I think o just threw up :(.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:32pm
  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 11:30, Hollywood ruins almost every book that they make into a movie...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:20pm
  • totally a van wilder, the rise of taj reference. lol, awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:38pm
  • This just made my life. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:04am
  • Ewh that's fucking ronchy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:08pm
  • I threw up. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:20am
  • holy shit 3:56, way to kill the joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Fuck the Tucker Max movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:46pm
  • there making that a movie. the book was awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:43am
  • I feel so bad for your brother and you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:07pm
  • I'm still laughing out loud!!!

    Submitted by fljuliewn on Feb 2, 11 at 5:57am
  • That is outragious and discusting!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:39pm
  • WHAT DOES THIS TEXT MEAN?! Somebody please explain!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 11:14 way to rhyme. fail. - someone who can english

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:12pm
  • is it just me or did everyone get a strange smell when they read that....oops nevermind my vag is seeping fluid again......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:33pm
  • i threw up...thats just wrong...how the hell would he know that to begin with?! blah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:38am
  • did they have hot sauce on them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:16pm
  • tucker max wrote and directed the movie himself, so hopefully that will negate the chances of it being a hollywood fuck-up..because obviously anything tucker max does is amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:51pm
  • old people do funny things ^_^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:54am
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