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  • Good and Bad night all in one....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:51pm
  • I've been that guy....minus the sex....because she wasn't doing so well after she puked on me, and I carried her home. But that didn't last...she left for other penii

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Wow, the second texter is right. Either the first girl is really hot, or the guy is really desperate. If it's the latter, I rescind my previous statement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:55pm
  • pathetic, both of 'em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Sounds like he got paid for his hair holding services. You guys are about even really. A bigger keeper would be the guy who didnt let you get that trashed in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:37pm
  • i definitely know these people....scranton ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:02am
  • Definitely a keeper! I found mine this way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:41pm
  • hooking up and having sex are not necessarily the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:08pm
  • i hope she brushed her teeth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:16pm
  • obviously, since the text clearly states that she was brushing her teeth. hahaha. moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:22pm
  • This has to be someone who goes to DA U!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:06am
  • lol @ the 'we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.' Just say 'we had sex.' What is wrong with people nowadays?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:17pm
  • who is this? little scranton southjersey convo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47pm
  • sounds like my saturday night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:06pm
  • hahaha 1:06 that guy's definitely desperate if he can't wait till sometime when she is not drunk out of her mind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:21pm
  • or just really desperate...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:50pm
  • ahhhhhhhhhhhh between this and FML "proceeded to" is going to make me tear my hair out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:16pm
  • keep him for sure =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:45pm
  • But you're not

    Submitted by Savagejay on Jun 23, 10 at 10:55am
  • that happened to me once! i thought he was amazing...till i found out he had a girlfriend :/ whatever..still a memorable night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:24pm
  • hahah, true story 11:08. where i am from hooking up means anything up till, and including sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:36am
  • He may be a keeper, but you're not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Or the second person is just being sarcastic? maybe that didn't hit you all?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:07pm
  • The second one is CLEARLY so South Jersey. God, I hate this place sometimes. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:23am
  • Hmmm the good old 570.... Where everyone is a winner

    Submitted by kneis on Mar 15, 10 at 1:21am
  • he's definitely a keeper, that shit is gangster. i get turned off when a girl throws up so if he can handle it and help her on her feet and then fuck her for 4 hours, good job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:09pm
  • i moved from south jersey to scranton and may have an idea of who this is.... awkward!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:21am
  • Yea your right, a guy doing whatever he can to fuck another slob...as if its difficult...you sluts get drunk and fall on random stranger dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:58am
  • Ohhh boyyy the good old 570... Where everyone is a winner. Haha this is just great... Way to represent.

    Submitted by kneis on Mar 15, 10 at 1:22am