so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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Good and Bad night all in one....
I've been that guy....minus the sex....because she wasn't doing so well after she puked on me, and I carried her home. But that didn't last...she left for other penii
pathetic, both of 'em
Wow, the second texter is right. Either the first girl is really hot, or the guy is really desperate. If it's the latter, I rescind my previous statement.
Sounds like he got paid for his hair holding services. You guys are about even really. A bigger keeper would be the guy who didnt let you get that trashed in the first place.
hooking up and having sex are not necessarily the same thing.
i definitely know these people....scranton ftw
Definitely a keeper! I found mine this way...
i hope she brushed her teeth
who is this? little scranton southjersey convo?
lol @ the 'we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.' Just say 'we had sex.' What is wrong with people nowadays?
This has to be someone who goes to DA U!
that guy's definitely desperate if he can't wait till sometime when she is not drunk out of her mind
obviously, since the text clearly states that she was brushing her teeth. hahaha. moron.
sounds like my saturday night.
or just really desperate...
ahhhhhhhhhhhh between this and FML "proceeded to" is going to make me tear my hair out!
Or the second person is just being sarcastic? maybe that didn't hit you all?
hahah, true story 11:08. where i am from hooking up means anything up till, and including sex.
that happened to me once!
i thought he was amazing...till i found out he had a girlfriend :/
whatever..still a memorable night!
He may be a keeper, but you're not.
keep him for sure =D
But you're not
he's definitely a keeper, that shit is gangster. i get turned off when a girl throws up so if he can handle it and help her on her feet and then fuck her for 4 hours, good job!
The second one is CLEARLY so South Jersey. God, I hate this place sometimes. :(
i moved from south jersey to scranton and may have an idea of who this is.... awkward!
Hmmm the good old 570.... Where everyone is a winner
Yea your right, a guy doing whatever he can to fuck another slob...as if its difficult...you sluts get drunk and fall on random stranger dicks
Ohhh boyyy the good old 570... Where everyone is a winner. Haha this is just great... Way to represent.