My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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Question: why is it that a girl who sleeps with a bunch of guys is a slut, but a guy who sleeps with a bunch of girls is a hero? Double standard much?
how bout this for an explanation "if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by many keys then it's a shitty lock."
So she sleeps with a bunch of guys but still doesn't have date for Valentine's day. This is sad.
Guess you'll be taking alot of half shots cause
All that's fits in your cunt is little dicks whore
This doesn't even make sense. Isn't the normal complaint about "whores" that they're loose?
Wtf - it's meant as a funny comment, doesn't mean the chick is a whore (unless she has a high alcohol tolerance). For what it's worth, 10 shots would send me to the hospital.
Half of 500 is still 250. That'll put you in the hospital.
I may be a bitch, but at least I'm not a slut :)
Haha I love this
No it's not amazing. It's pretty fucking stupid.
Ya I bet cause duct tape can only hold that beat up snatch much go back to the hospital and get it sewn back up
5:07 that's awsome
What the fuck is up with the dick in the asshole guy? Of course you're not the only one, lots of people enjoy anal stimulation. You're just the only douche who thinks that fucking joke is funny.
8:41 your a bitch
Your fucking hilarious!!!!
Ya who like s to go out and get aids and give
The gift that keeps giving everyone I'm sure
Likes to fuck but almost everydick in your
Neighborhood or school hooker
Listen to the philosophical people.. It's just a dumb fuckin text message from some girl who likes to fuck. Does anyone not like to fuck?... That's what I thought
I'd be staying totally sober, www.amirite.net ?
Dick in the asshole commentor a woman?
light weight or whore ?
That's so retarted
You suck at life.
I love it!!! Actually...just skip the small dicks...lol!
How about you stop being a whore and sober up
Wow...total fake. No one is this proud to be a slut. This app is so stupid now. The texts used to be real. Now people are just trying too hard to be funny.
12:57 it's because women can get pregnant. Calling women sluts because they have sex is stupid, pointless, and outdated now that we have reliable birth control but it's hard for society to get out the habit. After all, good birth control has only been around for about 40 years.
8:33 that shit is so retarded it's funny, funnier than this stupid comment
In Soviet Russia, hospital takes a shot for every slut admitted for taking a shot for every dick who shot in her...
Um. Let's not assume she's/he's ugly. This person has no self esteem, or they are a sex addict. Also they are probably pretty loose, so any penis is probably too small. Ultimately this is probably fake, because who would actually be proud of being dirty and diseased.
I heard in Soviet Russia they have this same plan for Valentine's day...guys and girls.
8:33. You're a retard,
in soviet russia half shot takes you for small dicks!
5:07 knows what they're talking about.
I'd say whore, but it looks like everybody else has that covered. So let's go with... You're a nasty skank instead. Nothin' to be proud of there...
Pretty sure this was meant to be a joke for Christs sake. I mean fuck just because half the people on here calling her a whore are probably single, unattractive virgins. Quit being haters, the bitch is witty.
I'm suprised you remember all the guys you have slept with let alone their dick size
Funny ass shit.
Ima do that
@x_this_guy_x best response ever dude.
I hope u drink ur self to death cause ur sad and lonely. And lets not forget ugly!
Hahahah that's amazing.