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  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:57pm

    Question: why is it that a girl who sleeps with a bunch of guys is a slut, but a guy who sleeps with a bunch of girls is a hero? Double standard much?

    • 55 66
      Submitted by x_this_guy_x on Feb 14, 10 at 5:07pm

      how bout this for an explanation "if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by many keys then it's a shitty lock."

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:33am

    Guess you'll be taking alot of half shots cause All that's fits in your cunt is little dicks whore

    • 54 71
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 14, 10 at 1:09pm

      This doesn't even make sense. Isn't the normal complaint about "whores" that they're loose?

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:11pm

    So she sleeps with a bunch of guys but still doesn't have date for Valentine's day. This is sad.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:31am

    Ya I bet cause duct tape can only hold that beat up snatch much go back to the hospital and get it sewn back up

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:01pm

    Half of 500 is still 250. That'll put you in the hospital.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by misstopmodel7 on Feb 16, 10 at 12:01am

    lmao.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:07pm

    Wtf - it's meant as a funny comment, doesn't mean the chick is a whore (unless she has a high alcohol tolerance). For what it's worth, 10 shots would send me to the hospital.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 11:18pm

    5:07 that's awsome

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:08am

    Haha I love this

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:55am

    What the fuck is up with the dick in the asshole guy? Of course you're not the only one, lots of people enjoy anal stimulation. You're just the only douche who thinks that fucking joke is funny.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:27am

    No it's not amazing. It's pretty fucking stupid.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:31am

    Whore

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:58am

    I may be a bitch, but at least I'm not a slut :)

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:30pm

    That's so retarted

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Jimmenybillybob on Feb 14, 10 at 8:33am

    I'd be staying totally sober, www.amirite.net ?

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:37am

    I heard in Soviet Russia they have this same plan for Valentine's day...guys and girls.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:15am

    You suck at life.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:08pm

    Ya who like s to go out and get aids and give The gift that keeps giving everyone I'm sure Likes to fuck but almost everydick in your Neighborhood or school hooker

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:47am

    8:41 your a bitch

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:24pm

    light weight or whore ?

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:24am

    Dick in the asshole commentor a woman?

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:33pm

    How about you stop being a whore and sober up

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:50am

    Wow...total fake. No one is this proud to be a slut. This app is so stupid now. The texts used to be real. Now people are just trying too hard to be funny.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:41am

    8:33. You're a retard,

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:59am

    Listen to the philosophical people.. It's just a dumb fuckin text message from some girl who likes to fuck. Does anyone not like to fuck?... That's what I thought

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:04am

    8:33 that shit is so retarded it's funny, funnier than this stupid comment

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:56am

    21st

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:51am

    Atta girl

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:50am

    Slut

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:16am

    Slut

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:09am

    In Soviet Russia, hospital takes a shot for every slut admitted for taking a shot for every dick who shot in her... Soviet Russian

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:46am

    Um. Let's not assume she's/he's ugly. This person has no self esteem, or they are a sex addict. Also they are probably pretty loose, so any penis is probably too small. Ultimately this is probably fake, because who would actually be proud of being dirty and diseased.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:52am

    I love it!!! Actually...just skip the small dicks...lol!

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:06pm

    Funny ass shit. Ima do that

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:59pm

    Love it!!:)

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:29pm

    5:07 knows what they're talking about.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:00pm

    12:57 it's because women can get pregnant. Calling women sluts because they have sex is stupid, pointless, and outdated now that we have reliable birth control but it's hard for society to get out the habit. After all, good birth control has only been around for about 40 years.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by SinisterSerenade on Feb 14, 10 at 11:59am

    I'd say whore, but it looks like everybody else has that covered. So let's go with... You're a nasty skank instead. Nothin' to be proud of there...

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:46pm

    Pretty sure this was meant to be a joke for Christs sake. I mean fuck just because half the people on here calling her a whore are probably single, unattractive virgins. Quit being haters, the bitch is witty.

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:34am

    Your fucking hilarious!!!!

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:30am

    I hope u drink ur self to death cause ur sad and lonely. And lets not forget ugly!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:10am

    in soviet russia half shot takes you for small dicks!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:58pm

    I'm suprised you remember all the guys you have slept with let alone their dick size

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:05am

    Hahahah that's amazing.

  • 18 38
    Submitted by iamking123 on Feb 12, 12 at 3:56am

    @x_this_guy_x best response ever dude.