for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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There are guys that frequent Nevada strip clubs and brothels for months looking for that backslid Mormon girl that just hopped the board from Utah. Cracking one of those open is a treasure!
Just like Latter Days..cracked that one...
hahahaha. my first gf was Mormon. so true!
Yeah but it's Baptist for anal !
A handjob, really? If thats all you got I wouldn't say that you cracked her...
Wow Patrick... u know kalie is a person not an item u jerk!
OP is a ga y dude.
dude, patrick. you probly shouldnt put this on theinternet since we can see it and since she will probably find it
As a non-mormon from Utah, I can definitely agree with the OP on this one. It can take some time to corrupt them, but it is usually worth the investment. And it is usually true what they say, the bishop's daughter is the biggest slut if you work at it
Being an ex mormon, but entering the dating field when I was, this is how my nonmormon first boyfriend felt :p In fact, he just sent me this to prove he's not the only one...
You may possibly be the dumbest person on this planet
Haha, this happened to a Mormon friend of mine...she's a total slag now.
This makes me feel better about myself. I was once a treasure cracked open....damn.
That's bc she's had plenty of practice on daddy. Damn Mormon polygamist...
corrected by the guy who has the wrong "your" in his username. oops.