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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 18, 11 at 9:38am

    There are guys that frequent Nevada strip clubs and brothels for months looking for that backslid Mormon girl that just hopped the board from Utah. Cracking one of those open is a treasure!

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    Submitted by ausmurse on May 18, 11 at 9:24am

    Just like Latter Days..cracked that one...

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    Submitted by Feenz on May 18, 11 at 1:11pm

    hahahaha. my first gf was Mormon. so true!

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    Submitted by BigCrank on May 18, 11 at 8:53pm

    Yeah but it's Baptist for anal !

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    Submitted by Murdock on May 18, 11 at 10:24am

    A handjob, really? If thats all you got I wouldn't say that you cracked her...

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    Submitted by Ghost117 on May 19, 11 at 4:11pm

    Wow Patrick... u know kalie is a person not an item u jerk!

  • Submitted by arthurlux on May 18, 11 at 10:29am

    OP is a ga y dude.

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    Submitted by 13loodbanex on May 19, 11 at 4:09pm

    dude, patrick. you probly shouldnt put this on theinternet since we can see it and since she will probably find it

  • Submitted by sunnyD24 on May 19, 11 at 6:38am

    As a non-mormon from Utah, I can definitely agree with the OP on this one. It can take some time to corrupt them, but it is usually worth the investment. And it is usually true what they say, the bishop's daughter is the biggest slut if you work at it

  • Submitted by healwaysfindsout on May 18, 11 at 2:04pm

    Being an ex mormon, but entering the dating field when I was, this is how my nonmormon first boyfriend felt :p In fact, he just sent me this to prove he's not the only one...

  • Submitted by niceman on May 18, 11 at 10:00am

    You may possibly be the dumbest person on this planet

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    Submitted by skinsss on May 19, 11 at 2:36am

    Haha, this happened to a Mormon friend of mine...she's a total slag now.

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    Submitted by montanagal on Oct 20, 12 at 3:21pm

    This makes me feel better about myself. I was once a treasure cracked open....damn.

  • Submitted by POOPPY on May 18, 11 at 10:50am

    That's bc she's had plenty of practice on daddy. Damn Mormon polygamist...

  • Submitted by yourallslutbutts on May 18, 11 at 9:13am

    mormons jackass..

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      Submitted by cktsing on May 18, 11 at 10:23am

      corrected by the guy who has the wrong "your" in his username. oops.