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  • There are guys that frequent Nevada strip clubs and brothels for months looking for that backslid Mormon girl that just hopped the board from Utah. Cracking one of those open is a treasure!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 18, 11 at 9:38am
  • Just like Latter Days..cracked that one...

    Submitted by ausmurse on May 18, 11 at 9:24am
  • Yeah but it's Baptist for anal !

    Submitted by BigCrank on May 18, 11 at 8:53pm
  • hahahaha. my first gf was Mormon. so true!

    Submitted by Feenz on May 18, 11 at 1:11pm
  • A handjob, really? If thats all you got I wouldn't say that you cracked her...

    Submitted by Murdock on May 18, 11 at 10:24am
  • Wow Patrick... u know kalie is a person not an item u jerk!

    Submitted by Ghost117 on May 19, 11 at 4:11pm
  • OP is a ga y dude.

    Submitted by arthurlux on May 18, 11 at 10:29am
  • dude, patrick. you probly shouldnt put this on theinternet since we can see it and since she will probably find it

    Submitted by 13loodbanex on May 19, 11 at 4:09pm
  • As a non-mormon from Utah, I can definitely agree with the OP on this one. It can take some time to corrupt them, but it is usually worth the investment. And it is usually true what they say, the bishop's daughter is the biggest slut if you work at it

    Submitted by sunnyD24 on May 19, 11 at 6:38am
  • Being an ex mormon, but entering the dating field when I was, this is how my nonmormon first boyfriend felt :p In fact, he just sent me this to prove he's not the only one...

    Submitted by healwaysfindsout on May 18, 11 at 2:04pm
  • You may possibly be the dumbest person on this planet

    Submitted by niceman on May 18, 11 at 10:00am
  • Haha, this happened to a Mormon friend of mine...she's a total slag now.

    Submitted by skinsss on May 19, 11 at 2:36am
  • This makes me feel better about myself. I was once a treasure cracked open....damn.

    Submitted by montanagal on Oct 20, 12 at 3:21pm
  • That's bc she's had plenty of practice on daddy. Damn Mormon polygamist...

    Submitted by POOPPY on May 18, 11 at 10:50am
  • mormons jackass..

    Submitted by yourallslutbutts on May 18, 11 at 9:13am
    • corrected by the guy who has the wrong "your" in his username. oops.

      Submitted by cktsing on May 18, 11 at 10:23am