Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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Bring them home. BUT kick them the fuck out in the morning. They don't get to stay long enough to watch tv. AND they definitely don't get the remote.
The remote is a sacred thing... Do not mess with the remote... And never fuck with my precordings...
House guests do NOt get control of the remote. In future. pick more polite whores.win-win
Piss in it anyway, he deserves it for having shitty one-nighters.
This is so fuckin' funny!
Piss in his mouth. Nothing excuses The Hills.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
The Hills is so shit! Who ever came up with it should be shot...Piss wherever you possibly can...piss in his milk...or something
ive let my one nighters blow me while they watch stupid TV in the morning or something. just lay down with your head toward the TV so she can blow and watch.
9:14 Good point. But I don't do my rm sloppy-seconds. We aren't that close.
the hills is not that bad..........its kinda fun
i literally lol'ed at this ahaha
Aren't one-nighters shitty by definition?
It's fine if she wants to watch MoronTV...as long as she blows you first.
they're both whores. he's just as nasty.
1:44 Why waste a good blow job with the tv on?
707 represent! Keeping it classy.
At what point do you let a one nighter get to see the tv while it's turned on, unless its porn??! These people are amateurs! If bleachy's in a position to be alone with the roomy, he should be tappin' that shit too. I guaran-effing-tee she wouldn't say no, so man the eff up and hit that sloppyness.
Ahaha 3:54 I love you.
just fart in her mouth. no one actually respects bleach blondes anyway
You are what you fuck.
@3:54 I hate you and want you to die
Cocaine is a hell of a drug