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  • Let me know when you're in jail. I'm come to point and laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I didn't know that douchenozzle Edward Cullen lived in North Carolina.

    Submitted by alan on Feb 25, 10 at 11:38pm
  • True love has no restraints

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:33pm
  • You'll go to jail if you get caught, jackass. Take a hint and leave her alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:42pm
  • I LIKE TRAINS -LEROY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:26am
  • Unless you like being man handled by large black men named Tyron and soap on a roap I would think of another plan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:19am
  • In soviet Russia restraining order ignores you!

    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Feb 26, 10 at 9:10am
  • 4:27 *psycho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:06am
  • Here's a little something you should know, I just don't have the courage to tell you without hiding: I really want to be with you. Even if it sounds kind of stupid, I hope it doesn't scare you. Let's see if you can figure out who I am. ;)

    Submitted by Keitilen on Feb 26, 10 at 1:02am
  • Go for it.... The work makes the reward sweeter

    Submitted by Cipher117 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Greatness.

    Submitted by trimyourbush69 on Mar 22, 10 at 8:01pm
  • The people who are actually taking this seriously make me laugh. This is a website meant for entertainment, not for depressed and lonely losers to take out their anger on people who actually have lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:54pm
    • Enh, I don't know man. There's a lot of abusive people out there, and a lot of abusive behavior is just brushed aside as jealousy or some other such thing. It doesn't mean you can't make a joke about it, but out of context....It can just get a little creepy. In short, most people who make these kind of jokes and feel the need to defend them from criticism, haven't had to deal with the reality of what happens when someone does disobey a restraining order.....And the results can be rath

      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 10:37am
      • Agreed. I hope the original text was a joke. As crazy and and foreign as domestic violence is to most people, it does happen, and it's not okay. Taken at face value, the original text is awful, awful advice.

        Submitted by ab123 on Feb 27, 10 at 1:24am
  • She'll come around. Just keep at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm
  • If u can remeber to wear a condom ovr ur head she wont recognize u

    Submitted by jaabes3 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm
  • ....11:37 ftw hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:10am
  • watch her sleep 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Terrible idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:14am
  • Dundun..

    Submitted by ingyxo on Mar 20, 10 at 12:26am
  • Wow...sounds like my physo ex bf.... Dude she got a restraining order for a reason! Lol don't do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:27am
  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by kippy202 on Mar 26, 10 at 10:41pm
  • 1:08. Youre a fucking moron. Save it for when you need it? What if he was an obsessive abuser? I have plenty of female friends with psychotic ex bfs. So she should let him just come around and call the cops when there's an issue? What if she can't get to a phone because this fruitcake is kicking the fuck out of her. Restraining orders are there for a reason. To keep assholes away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:28am
    • Do you have anything better to do than to posts ridiculous comments on random websites? I'm not a "moron", you are just pathetic and obviously so immature you must accuse all guys of being abusive before even getting to know them. He is a friend of mine, maybe I want it to be more than that, but that isn't for this conversation or your business. Also, I have been sexually assaulted and cheated on by two fiance's, you don't need to tell me what they can be - I know from horr

      Submitted by Keitilen on Feb 26, 10 at 9:55pm
      • Keitilen I have no idea wtf kind of point your trying to make now. lol restraining order usually implies it got to a certain level. just sayin. Good try though. PS** That last line now makes you seem like the type that takes the beatings and blames it on yourself. good stuff.

        Submitted by RyanM on Mar 6, 10 at 2:25am
  • This kid must go to uncg.

    Submitted by pohkiy on Feb 26, 10 at 9:33am
  • Im come to point and laugh? FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:57am
  • Sounds like my crazy marine ex who happens to llive in nc......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:12am
  • Yea dude what does she know about love anyway?

    Submitted by mcsweezer on Jun 16, 11 at 4:09pm
  • Lol Me and my girl have a no contact order too. Were doing fine.

    Submitted by Joshsz28 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Haha

    Submitted by duhitstrista on Nov 3, 11 at 3:28am
  • Baddddd idea

    Submitted by aberration on Feb 26, 10 at 2:02am
  • What a Greensboro thing to say. They must go to UNC Greensboro

    Submitted by Goosealoose on Mar 10, 10 at 1:50am
  • you should probably leave her alone actually. creepass.

    Submitted by hankbot on Feb 25, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Lol all marines are crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:43am
  • go for it!

    Submitted by berdon on Feb 26, 10 at 1:04am
  • haha. bad friend.

    Submitted by shootz on Jun 10, 11 at 12:21am
  • Nice friend!!

    Submitted by MzPurrfect on Jun 8, 10 at 1:32am
  • Wicked good advice!! Love conquers all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:28am
  • I'm her and I WILL CALL THE POLICE !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:23am
    • If you're going to call the police, save it for something that they actually need to work for. Otherwise, you're just going to look like the little boy who cried wolf and the wont help you when you truly need them. Grow up.

      Submitted by Keitilen on Feb 26, 10 at 1:08am
  • worst advice ever, rarely if ever listen to your friends, if they spew advice like this, get some new friends

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 10:29pm
  • 11:43, marry me. XD

    Submitted by kgraham21 on Feb 26, 10 at 12:12am
  • ROFLMFAO!!!

    Submitted by andybear on Mar 13, 10 at 2:24pm
  • I DO -LEROY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:27pm
  • There are no limits when LOVE is involved. One little restraining order shouldn't hold you back.

    Submitted by AtTheGym on Feb 26, 10 at 8:19am
  • 10:26 I LOVE YOU. marry me? xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:53am
  • If there's a restraining order; there's a reason

    Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:37am
  • No bueano

    Submitted by ThtsWhatSheSaid on Oct 4, 11 at 1:49am
  • Duuude not funny. My cousin had an ex like that .. He crashed into her car because he followed her, then said he saved her and was just in the neighborhood.

    Submitted by Layn on Mar 4, 10 at 5:48pm
  • That's what got you slapped with a restraining order in the first place.

    Submitted by RazorTongue on Aug 5, 15 at 6:57pm
  • DO IT FGT

    Submitted by Strelok777 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm