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  • Submitted by alan on Feb 25, 10 at 11:38pm

    I didn't know that douchenozzle Edward Cullen lived in North Carolina.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:41pm

    Let me know when you're in jail. I'm come to point and laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:33pm

    True love has no restraints

    • 55 68
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 10:44am

      If you're kinky it does.

      • 47 72
        Submitted by HoneyRaine on Feb 26, 10 at 8:58pm

        most DEFINITELY!!!!!!!

  • 85 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:42pm

    You'll go to jail if you get caught, jackass. Take a hint and leave her alone

  • 85 85
    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Feb 26, 10 at 9:10am

    In soviet Russia restraining order ignores you!

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:26am

    I LIKE TRAINS -LEROY

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:54pm

    The people who are actually taking this seriously make me laugh. This is a website meant for entertainment, not for depressed and lonely losers to take out their anger on people who actually have lives.

    • 62 53
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 10:37am

      Enh, I don't know man. There's a lot of abusive people out there, and a lot of abusive behavior is just brushed aside as jealousy or some other such thing. It doesn't mean you can't make a joke about it, but out of context....It can just get a little creepy. In short, most people who make these kind of jokes and feel the need to defend them from criticism, haven't had to deal with the reality of what happens when someone does disobey a restraining order.....And the results can be rath

      • 50 61
        Submitted by ab123 on Feb 27, 10 at 1:24am

        Agreed. I hope the original text was a joke. As crazy and and foreign as domestic violence is to most people, it does happen, and it's not okay. Taken at face value, the original text is awful, awful advice.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:14am

    Terrible idea

  • 69 73
    Submitted by jaabes3 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm

    If u can remeber to wear a condom ovr ur head she wont recognize u

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Keitilen on Feb 26, 10 at 1:02am

    Here's a little something you should know, I just don't have the courage to tell you without hiding: I really want to be with you. Even if it sounds kind of stupid, I hope it doesn't scare you. Let's see if you can figure out who I am. ;)

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:19am

    Unless you like being man handled by large black men named Tyron and soap on a roap I would think of another plan

    • 44 54
      Submitted by HoneyRaine on Feb 26, 10 at 9:01pm

      @10:19 Large Black men? really???

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:06am

    4:27 *psycho

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Cipher117 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:35pm

    Go for it.... The work makes the reward sweeter

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:43pm

    watch her sleep 

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:43am

    Lol all marines are crazy

  • 61 68
    Submitted by aberration on Feb 26, 10 at 2:02am

    Baddddd idea

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:10am

    ....11:37 ftw hahahahaha

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:28am

    1:08. Youre a fucking moron. Save it for when you need it? What if he was an obsessive abuser? I have plenty of female friends with psychotic ex bfs. So she should let him just come around and call the cops when there's an issue? What if she can't get to a phone because this fruitcake is kicking the fuck out of her. Restraining orders are there for a reason. To keep assholes away

    • 50 75
      Submitted by Keitilen on Feb 26, 10 at 9:55pm

      Do you have anything better to do than to posts ridiculous comments on random websites? I'm not a "moron", you are just pathetic and obviously so immature you must accuse all guys of being abusive before even getting to know them. He is a friend of mine, maybe I want it to be more than that, but that isn't for this conversation or your business. Also, I have been sexually assaulted and cheated on by two fiance's, you don't need to tell me what they can be - I know from horr

      • 59 56
        Submitted by RyanM on Mar 6, 10 at 2:25am

        Keitilen I have no idea wtf kind of point your trying to make now. lol restraining order usually implies it got to a certain level. just sayin. Good try though. PS** That last line now makes you seem like the type that takes the beatings and blames it on yourself. good stuff.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:27am

    Wow...sounds like my physo ex bf.... Dude she got a restraining order for a reason! Lol don't do it.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:12am

    Sounds like my crazy marine ex who happens to llive in nc......

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:57am

    Im come to point and laugh? FAIL

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm

    She'll come around. Just keep at it.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by trimyourbush69 on Mar 22, 10 at 8:01pm

    Greatness.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by pohkiy on Feb 26, 10 at 9:33am

    This kid must go to uncg.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Joshsz28 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm

    Lol Me and my girl have a no contact order too. Were doing fine.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Goosealoose on Mar 10, 10 at 1:50am

    What a Greensboro thing to say. They must go to UNC Greensboro

  • 43 46
    Submitted by kippy202 on Mar 26, 10 at 10:41pm

    Hahahaha

  • 45 58
    Submitted by ingyxo on Mar 20, 10 at 12:26am

    Dundun..

  • 32 34
    Submitted by duhitstrista on Nov 3, 11 at 3:28am

    Haha

  • 33 36
    Submitted by mcsweezer on Jun 16, 11 at 4:09pm

    Yea dude what does she know about love anyway?

  • 49 69
    Submitted by berdon on Feb 26, 10 at 1:04am

    go for it!

  • 36 46
    Submitted by MzPurrfect on Jun 8, 10 at 1:32am

    Nice friend!!

  • 58 91
    Submitted by hankbot on Feb 25, 10 at 11:38pm

    you should probably leave her alone actually. creepass.

  • 31 38
    Submitted by ThtsWhatSheSaid on Oct 4, 11 at 1:49am

    No bueano

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:53am

    10:26 I LOVE YOU. marry me? xD

  • 46 71
    Submitted by kgraham21 on Feb 26, 10 at 12:12am

    11:43, marry me. XD

  • 39 60
    Submitted by andybear on Mar 13, 10 at 2:24pm

    ROFLMFAO!!!

  • 31 46
    Submitted by shootz on Jun 10, 11 at 12:21am

    haha. bad friend.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:28am

    Wicked good advice!! Love conquers all.

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:23am

    I'm her and I WILL CALL THE POLICE !!!

    • 76 62
      Submitted by Keitilen on Feb 26, 10 at 1:08am

      If you're going to call the police, save it for something that they actually need to work for. Otherwise, you're just going to look like the little boy who cried wolf and the wont help you when you truly need them. Grow up.

  • 17 21
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 10:29pm

    worst advice ever, rarely if ever listen to your friends, if they spew advice like this, get some new friends

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:27pm

    I DO -LEROY

  • 41 71
    Submitted by AtTheGym on Feb 26, 10 at 8:19am

    There are no limits when LOVE is involved. One little restraining order shouldn't hold you back.

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Strelok777 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:37pm

    DO IT FGT

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Layn on Mar 4, 10 at 5:48pm

    Duuude not funny. My cousin had an ex like that .. He crashed into her car because he followed her, then said he saved her and was just in the neighborhood.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:37am

    If there's a restraining order; there's a reason