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  • 97 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:49pm

    @May 12, 2009 5:21PM...BO BURNHAM ! ftw

  • 82 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:21pm

    Remember, girls are like times tables. If they're under 13, do them in your head.

  • 90 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat right over there...

  • 76 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:14pm

    Chris Hansen is a cock block.

  • 79 64
    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 9, 10 at 4:31am

    Haha there's nothing right about this text.

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:12pm

    i just laughed soda all over my desk at work. thank you

  • 65 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:36pm

    the fact that she was ghetto is what gave you pause?

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:10pm

    if she was wearing giant sneaker heels and her friend was wearing baby phat i think me and my friends got into a fight with them on london transit hahaha

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:06pm

    wrong, wrong, wrong . . . but funny!!

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:24am

    Hi my name is Chris Hansen...take a seat

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:38am

    No, Orangeville. case closed.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:16pm

    Why don't you have a seat over there....

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:29pm

    13 year old is about right to lose the vCard Thats the prime age

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:29pm

    Pete Stodds is that you???

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:07pm

    LMAOO, yeah im pretty sure this is from london.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:19pm

    not everyone sets their standards the same way.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:05pm

    hahahaha Hey, 13 is always better than eleventeen...

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:06pm

    London hillbilly Ontario?? Moore like tobermory

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:28am

    12:29. That is fucked.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:09am

    I dunno man, that sounds like a Simcoe line... or maybe Dover or even Brantford. 519 represent!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:17pm

    no no, must be from Owen Sound, its full of prositots.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:04pm

    Are you close with pedobear?

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:51pm

    Gotta be from fuckin' Wingham.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:18pm

    hahah whats wrong with being ghetto?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by herrrrro on May 7, 10 at 12:11am

    Hahajahahahhahhahahahahhaha 11:25

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:33am

    may 12 5:21: so ur saying you think that girls 14 should be having sex? do you realize how many teenage pregnancies we would have?

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:25pm

    haha, i dunno guys, strathroy's pretty ghetto. we do go by strathvegas you know bahaha.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:15am

    Hillbilly Ontario?? LONDON!!!

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:25pm

    its London for sure..

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:29am

    Hey you know what I always say, if they are old enough to crawl, they are in the right position ;)

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:46pm

    Hillbilly Ontario! Rock on!

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:30am

    519 is like, Hillbilly Ontario... this WOULD happen in Hillbilly Ontario.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:47am

    What is fucking wrong with you? You say her being getto is the bad part? She's thirtteen! Douch

  • 54 78
    Submitted by bobforte on Mar 6, 10 at 2:15pm

    And you did not have sex with her?

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:35am

    i hope your no older than 14. pedophile...

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:08pm

    Sounds like something out of The Shwa' but that's 905. And I love "prostitots", I haven't heard that one in ages. Ten-teen year old's is another one I'm fond of using.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:06am

    Let's be real. Cambridge is undoubtedly hill billy ontario, and without question the place where this went down.

    • 61 77
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 12, 10 at 1:12pm

      Hey, fuck you. Though, I've gotta say - if they can walk and talk...

  • 33 43
    Submitted by MissStoney420 on Mar 31, 12 at 12:01pm

    Pedophile!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:07am

    I know a ghetto 12 y/o. She was hitting on me and I just laughed. But when she left, some woman came up to me and warned me "she's mature but she's not a woman yet so be careful with her." See, I thought she was joking so I kept laughing but when everyone in the store was serious about it, I just sighed and left without getting anything. West Texas is just as bad.