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  • omg, my stomach dropped when I read this because I thought someone posted MY text!! The first half of this post is exactly the same as mine...except for me, it ended with: - "No, I'm not on my period. You just took my virginity.....ummmm." -"Oh...." -"Yeah, I thought you knew...." God, now THAT was awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Damn girl... What's your number???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Why Is queefing so gross to everyone? It's not like it smells like a fart or anything??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Yeah, that never happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:53pm
  • You fucked your palm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Queefing and a period? What a lucky guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:01pm
  • It can definitely be a text, when its sent it seperates into different texts. Noobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Your mother queefed when I fucked her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:44pm
  • A queef is a bag fart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:22am
  • you queef cause you're relaxed. just like guys fart when they're relaxed. and having sex starts your periods if they are supposed to start, so yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Queefing happens. He needs to man the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 6:32.... Obviously u have NO life if u took the time to count all the "characters"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:01pm
  • I would pay to see his face when she queefed, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:45pm
  • 11:53, unless you're referring to laminate flooring, that's "prego" and you can still get "prego" even while on your period, no matter what he tells you. Don't have sex when you're 15 or go to sex ed please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:10am
  • wait you can queef post sex? wtf never happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Had a guy fuck me in the ass n when he took it out it had shit obis dick. Serves em rt didn't wnt it anyway what did he expect goin there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:11am
  • I think queefing is far better than perioding on someone's dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Wouldn't have been a problem if he was wearing a condom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Has to be one Jeffers of a chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:43am
  • The whole period thing happened to me except there was no queefing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Queefing usually happens when you've had a good fuck in my experience....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:11am
  • You know what, neither bothers real men. I proudly earned my red and brown wings, and body noises are fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:03am
  • OH snap epic pwnage!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:09pm
  • love interests, that is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Don't feel bad I quiffed while on top of my boyfriend there was a silence then we bustted out laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:05am
  • Dude, what a duche ass guy... How lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Sex on a stick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:52pm
  • <<>> Not only a loser, but a late, douchebag loser...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Well for your information, we only queef when we've been fucked by too small penises.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:32am
  • 6:32 I have a fuckin LG Xenon not even an iPhone or a BB and I can send like 5 pages of texts but it splits them up if they're not on the same carrier I think PS- its more like you queef after sex cuz his dick isn't in there taking up the space anymore so when it goes out the air goes in and then... out again :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:50pm
  • I know a chick you can queef on demand.

    Submitted by dvsdeva on Jan 11, 10 at 8:53pm
  • @all 5:09's, WE DIDN'T START THE FLAME WAR!!!! Ohhh marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Im pretty sure u ain't gunna be seeing much of him anymore....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:44pm
  • smells like fish

    Submitted by squidward on May 10, 11 at 6:01pm
  • it is actually pretty likely after sex from the air being pushed in during. But yeah, that is seriously awkward. Also, regarding length, I got a text a couple months ago that was nearly a novel from someone I don't know. Yes, a long text can be sent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 9:15- epic pawnage!!<3 And hey, period queefing happens to the best of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:46am
  • oh that just sucks. I've had the period thing happen b4 actually never queefed b4..hsha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Yeah, seriously, you idiots should look up queefing. It happens when air leaves the vagina after sex. And it's not embarrassing, it's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:16am
  • Whoever is saying this is fake because it's too long to be a text is retarded. It's possile to have a text that long. Ur a fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 402 characters w/ spaces. not even close to being legit. nice try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:32pm
  • What a bs text.....She must have the 2020 BlackBerry edition that allows over 180 characters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Lmfao!

    Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 13, 11 at 12:07am
  • Dickfaceee! Just put a towel down and keepp on going!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:44pm
  • What the he'll is a queef?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:06pm
  • hopefully he doesn't know any of your other interests, else it might be a while before you get some again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:17pm
  • fake or not, that's hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:21pm
  • what a slut. Drop that bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:48am
  • He sounds pretty immature, to be honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:41pm
  • I queef in doggy style! The best style, but there's usually loud dirty talk and spanking so you can't hear it. lols. Wear a condom during anal sex cause A: it's safer and B: he cant get shit on his actual dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:06am
  • 12:35 or an iPhone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:18am
  • Qeefing does happen, especially in certain positions. But if they laugh to it's fine to have yourself a little giggle

    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 12:05am
  • 12:10 - FYI -the laminate flooring is "Pergo" - everyone knows what fucking "prego" means - that would be spaghetti sauce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Period sex is no big deal I do my woman on her period every month. Additionally I find queefing hot.

    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Sep 27, 11 at 1:58pm
  • Ahaha let's all shit on 6:32 lmaoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:17pm
  • holy fuck that is horrible but hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Hmm I say that as ling as the sex was good I wouldn't rele care about anything .... *lil stubbz*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:02am
  • hahahahahaha queef is a jokes word, its means god is laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:32am
  • Imagine that. Another period

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:18pm
  • If that wasn't a bbm MSG it's fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:55pm
  • What's up I can't see to type le

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Pretty sure my iPhone would let me text an entire book if I wanted too.

    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 15, 10 at 3:27am
  • Shit that would suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Whats queefing?

    Submitted by NeverKnow on Jul 21, 10 at 10:09pm
  • This is exactly my conversation with at least one girl... wowwww and thats my are acode

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 16, 12 at 1:12am
  • I AM going to puke.........

    Submitted by TheChronic on Mar 13, 10 at 10:28am
  • fake, you cnat just queef unless ur having sex in an awkward position...unless you actually farted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:31am
  • does anybody want to know if blood splattered from the queef. I would think it did. hmmmmmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:31pm
  • I really don't get the thing against queefing. I mean I hate it when it happens but women generally have no control over it... it's just air... way less gross than farting. I've had it happen to me a few times after sex never during, and in this one yoga position... now that's embarrassing. The guy sounds like an overreacting douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:52am
  • i am not kidding right now, im from 954 and i could have sworn this was about me, except the awkward part, just broke up with her and ends up this was a while before it happend lol fuck me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Embrace this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:59pm
  • This happen to me before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:51pm
  • hey 6:32 iPhones don't have a limit for characters too so thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Fake text fake situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Lawlll

    Submitted by ceeweezle on Apr 28, 10 at 3:53am
  • That's impossible, quefing is when u shove ur dick into a vagina really fast and the air tries to escape\nSo unless there was someone else fucking her, she just farted

    Submitted by DundeeNorton on May 25, 11 at 11:12pm
  • 7:30 is the stupid one, and obviously a guy because he knows nothing about queefing... I queef after sex sometimes when it was in certain positions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Uh actually a text could be this long on an iPhone. So stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:35pm
  • This happened to me before, except I was on my period and I was a virgin.

    Submitted by Fabricbandaids on Mar 11, 10 at 8:01pm
  • I have deff had the period fucked out of me before...it's better than getting pergo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:53pm
  • so is a bloody queef the equivalent of a shart?

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:10pm
  • I just pissed myself!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:26pm
  • :D...this is the best post ever....

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:51am
  • That's fucking halarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:27pm
  • Queefing is caused by the guy by pulling it out and putting air in there.!! Dumb asses!!!!

    Submitted by LJEP_24 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:25pm
  • 12:35 verizon to verizon is like 1000...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:38am
  • OMFG. FYL, girly. I feel your pain. Be cool like me and have four periods a year, SO convenient.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:30am
  • That's horrible

    Submitted by chipmunk94 on Sep 4, 11 at 10:28pm
  • To "neverKnow" its a pussy fart dumbass

    Submitted by akaraab321 on Oct 7, 10 at 2:15am
  • Bs. Queefing only occurs during sex. It's air being forced into the vagina. Stupid op.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:30pm
    • Actually, it's air leaving the vagina after it has been forced in, so it mostly occurs after sex. Have you ever been laid?

      Submitted by Anonymous1984 on Jan 18, 11 at 1:18am
  • Hahaha. That's hilarios

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:18pm
  • that sucks so bad

    Submitted by kimbee727 on Jan 19, 11 at 1:03pm
  • Well she could of had diarrhea'd all over your dick when she was cumming.. So I'd count it as a win. And besides, every guy has to earn his "red wings" at some point. Welcome to the club. You're a man now. And just take a shower. NBD

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:44am
  • Damn.... that is NO good! You might wanna scratch him off your "fuck buddy" list

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:10pm
  • God has a sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:03am