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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:19pm

    omg, my stomach dropped when I read this because I thought someone posted MY text!! The first half of this post is exactly the same as mine...except for me, it ended with: - "No, I'm not on my period. You just took my virginity.....ummmm." -"Oh...." -"Yeah, I thought you knew...." God, now THAT was awkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:20pm

    Why Is queefing so gross to everyone? It's not like it smells like a fart or anything??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:43pm

    Queefing happens. He needs to man the fuck up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:53pm

    Yeah, that never happened.

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      Submitted by squidward on May 10, 11 at 5:59pm

      yeah half the shit on tfln never happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:03pm

    Damn girl... What's your number???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:01pm

    Queefing and a period? What a lucky guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:09pm

    You fucked your palm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:45pm

    I would pay to see his face when she queefed, lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:03am

    You know what, neither bothers real men. I proudly earned my red and brown wings, and body noises are fun!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:17pm

    It can definitely be a text, when its sent it seperates into different texts. Noobs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:50pm

    I think queefing is far better than perioding on someone's dick.

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    Submitted by dvsdeva on Jan 11, 10 at 8:53pm

    I know a chick you can queef on demand.

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    Submitted by NeverKnow on Jul 21, 10 at 10:09pm

    Whats queefing?

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    Submitted by squidward on May 10, 11 at 6:01pm

    smells like fish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:39pm

    Wouldn't have been a problem if he was wearing a condom.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:16am

    Yeah, seriously, you idiots should look up queefing. It happens when air leaves the vagina after sex. And it's not embarrassing, it's hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:06pm

    What the he'll is a queef?!?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:09pm

    OH snap epic pwnage!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:22am

    A queef is a bag fart

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:18am

    12:35 or an iPhone...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:10am

    11:53, unless you're referring to laminate flooring, that's "prego" and you can still get "prego" even while on your period, no matter what he tells you. Don't have sex when you're 15 or go to sex ed please.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:11am

    Had a guy fuck me in the ass n when he took it out it had shit obis dick. Serves em rt didn't wnt it anyway what did he expect goin there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:06am

    I queef in doggy style! The best style, but there's usually loud dirty talk and spanking so you can't hear it. lols. Wear a condom during anal sex cause A: it's safer and B: he cant get shit on his actual dick.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:32am

    Well for your information, we only queef when we've been fucked by too small penises.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:44pm

    Your mother queefed when I fucked her!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:01pm

    6:32.... Obviously u have NO life if u took the time to count all the "characters"...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:39pm

    it is actually pretty likely after sex from the air being pushed in during. But yeah, that is seriously awkward. Also, regarding length, I got a text a couple months ago that was nearly a novel from someone I don't know. Yes, a long text can be sent.

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    Submitted by ceeweezle on Apr 28, 10 at 3:53am

    Lawlll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:32am

    hahahahahaha queef is a jokes word, its means god is laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:05am

    Don't feel bad I quiffed while on top of my boyfriend there was a silence then we bustted out laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:50pm

    6:32 I have a fuckin LG Xenon not even an iPhone or a BB and I can send like 5 pages of texts but it splits them up if they're not on the same carrier I think PS- its more like you queef after sex cuz his dick isn't in there taking up the space anymore so when it goes out the air goes in and then... out again :P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:43am

    Has to be one Jeffers of a chick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:11am

    Queefing usually happens when you've had a good fuck in my experience....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:27pm

    oh that just sucks. I've had the period thing happen b4 actually never queefed b4..hsha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:37pm

    The whole period thing happened to me except there was no queefing

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    Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 13, 11 at 12:07am

    Lmfao!

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    Submitted by akaraab321 on Oct 7, 10 at 2:15am

    To "neverKnow" its a pussy fart dumbass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:09pm

    i am not kidding right now, im from 954 and i could have sworn this was about me, except the awkward part, just broke up with her and ends up this was a while before it happend lol fuck me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:59pm

    Embrace this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:52pm

    Sex on a stick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:27pm

    That's fucking halarious

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    Submitted by Fabricbandaids on Mar 11, 10 at 8:01pm

    This happened to me before, except I was on my period and I was a virgin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:09pm

    Dude, what a duche ass guy... How lame.

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    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Sep 27, 11 at 1:58pm

    Period sex is no big deal I do my woman on her period every month. Additionally I find queefing hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:47pm

    @all 5:09's, WE DIDN'T START THE FLAME WAR!!!! Ohhh marry me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:41pm

    He sounds pretty immature, to be honest.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:44pm

    Dickfaceee! Just put a towel down and keepp on going!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:46am

    9:15- epic pawnage!!<3 And hey, period queefing happens to the best of us.

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    Submitted by LJEP_24 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:25pm

    Queefing is caused by the guy by pulling it out and putting air in there.!! Dumb asses!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:52am

    I really don't get the thing against queefing. I mean I hate it when it happens but women generally have no control over it... it's just air... way less gross than farting. I've had it happen to me a few times after sex never during, and in this one yoga position... now that's embarrassing. The guy sounds like an overreacting douche.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:30pm

    you queef cause you're relaxed. just like guys fart when they're relaxed. and having sex starts your periods if they are supposed to start, so yeah.

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    Submitted by DundeeNorton on May 25, 11 at 11:12pm

    That's impossible, quefing is when u shove ur dick into a vagina really fast and the air tries to escape\nSo unless there was someone else fucking her, she just farted

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:31pm

    does anybody want to know if blood splattered from the queef. I would think it did. hmmmmmm.

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    Submitted by chipmunk94 on Sep 4, 11 at 10:28pm

    That's horrible

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:35pm

    Uh actually a text could be this long on an iPhone. So stfu

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:03am

    God has a sense of humor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:18pm

    Imagine that. Another period

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:51pm

    This happen to me before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:15pm

    hey 6:32 iPhones don't have a limit for characters too so thanks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:55pm

    If that wasn't a bbm MSG it's fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:02pm

    wait you can queef post sex? wtf never happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:38am

    12:35 verizon to verizon is like 1000...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:36pm

    What's up I can't see to type le

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:57pm

    12:10 - FYI -the laminate flooring is "Pergo" - everyone knows what fucking "prego" means - that would be spaghetti sauce.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:44pm

    Im pretty sure u ain't gunna be seeing much of him anymore....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:15pm

    <<>> Not only a loser, but a late, douchebag loser...

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    Submitted by kimbee727 on Jan 19, 11 at 1:03pm

    that sucks so bad

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    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 12:05am

    Qeefing does happen, especially in certain positions. But if they laugh to it's fine to have yourself a little giggle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:35pm

    What a bs text.....She must have the 2020 BlackBerry edition that allows over 180 characters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:18pm

    love interests, that is

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    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:51am

    :D...this is the best post ever....

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    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 15, 10 at 3:27am

    Pretty sure my iPhone would let me text an entire book if I wanted too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:39pm

    Whoever is saying this is fake because it's too long to be a text is retarded. It's possile to have a text that long. Ur a fucking moron.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:14pm

    holy fuck that is horrible but hilarious

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    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 16, 12 at 1:12am

    This is exactly my conversation with at least one girl... wowwww and thats my are acode

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:48am

    what a slut. Drop that bitch

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    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:10pm

    so is a bloody queef the equivalent of a shart?

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    Submitted by TheChronic on Mar 13, 10 at 10:28am

    I AM going to puke.........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:17pm

    Ahaha let's all shit on 6:32 lmaoo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:32pm

    402 characters w/ spaces. not even close to being legit. nice try though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:17pm

    hopefully he doesn't know any of your other interests, else it might be a while before you get some again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:10pm

    Damn.... that is NO good! You might wanna scratch him off your "fuck buddy" list

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:27pm

    Fake text fake situation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:31am

    fake, you cnat just queef unless ur having sex in an awkward position...unless you actually farted

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:44am

    Well she could of had diarrhea'd all over your dick when she was cumming.. So I'd count it as a win. And besides, every guy has to earn his "red wings" at some point. Welcome to the club. You're a man now. And just take a shower. NBD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:21pm

    fake or not, that's hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:26pm

    Shit that would suck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:02am

    Hmm I say that as ling as the sex was good I wouldn't rele care about anything .... *lil stubbz*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:30am

    OMFG. FYL, girly. I feel your pain. Be cool like me and have four periods a year, SO convenient.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:53pm

    I have deff had the period fucked out of me before...it's better than getting pergo...

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      Submitted by Randoms on Feb 7, 10 at 11:04pm

      has happened to me too many times to count.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:53pm

    7:30 is the stupid one, and obviously a guy because he knows nothing about queefing... I queef after sex sometimes when it was in certain positions.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:26pm

    I just pissed myself!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:18pm

    Hahaha. That's hilarios

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:30pm

    Bs. Queefing only occurs during sex. It's air being forced into the vagina. Stupid op.

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      Submitted by Anonymous1984 on Jan 18, 11 at 1:18am

      Actually, it's air leaving the vagina after it has been forced in, so it mostly occurs after sex. Have you ever been laid?