she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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it s not fake im the one who sent it. and it happened in vegas in a 350 dollar hotel suite. i couldnt leave!! and i did fuck her in the ass. twice, once more after she showered up in the morning. i had to get my moneys worth casue the hotel charged me for the shart stains.
YOU MEN ARE SUCH BABIES. Guys should know that a girl will shart after anal, or not. It's perfectly normal, and guys should learn to accept it, and even like it. Save one nigh stands and random hookups, it really shows that a guy is in love with the girl. If you're willing to have sex with a girl, know that she has bodily functions just like you do.
Haha, just kidding. This text is fucking grody.
1:02...310 is a wide range of l.a not just beverly hills you dumbass.
I laughed so hard reading this I almost peed my pants. I've never sharted after anal. Maybe I'm just too skinny. Lol.
Awww, 9:56, I don't think you're prude. Maybe just inexperienced? You're asking the important questions though. Anal just has a different feel. Tighter. Different angles. Plus if the chick is into it - which she has to be, to get away with it - it's hot watching her enjoy, well, whatever it is women enjoy about it. It's just a totally different experience. I would never want to do it with a guy thought. That thought has no appeal to me whatsoever.
Why would anyone say that this is a good night?
hahaha dude sick
why didnt you leave the bed after she sharted though??
aahh 310. beverly hills, thats were i want to be.......sharting in beverly hills
Alright, another post about a chick sharting in her sleep. In all my experiences I've never ONCE dealt with this. And I know many of you can attest to it
In conclusion, im led to believe this is fake.
Wow, where do you find disgusting, dirty bitches like this? I swear I hope this was at her own place, because then I would leave and keep her in the "likes anal sex, but has a loose asshole after," category and never invite her to my place.
i almost sharted myself that was so funny!
i'm a feminazi and from my understanding, it IS kinda normal to shart after anal.
but why would a woman say men are supposed to love that?
i guess you kinda have to accept it...but love it?
you're just being dramatic and dumb.
so fake! they should change this website to "most ridiculous events we can make up"
I have to say y the hell would u want to have anal anyway?! that's gross, and if you can't handle the side effects, don't do it. Also why the fuck did you stay in the bed?!
10:56, women do not shart because they are fat, they shart because they are nasty. granted, fat and nasty usually go hand in hand so nvm...
what? he stuck around for anal obviously, whatre you guys dumb?
LMAO 11:45 the sad thing is you sound like a lot of girls on here
All I can say is that if you are going to play in the sand box, expect a little sand on your dick and grow the fuck up about it!
im waiting for all the TFLN feminazis to say that this is perfectly normal, and real men love sharting girls who moan at their own juice
I woke up in my own shit a couple of weeks ago during a period of severe food poisoning.
HAHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUCKED UP
you'll be waiting a long time.. atleast i hope.. 'cause that is NOT NORMAL!
maybe someone should stop fucking taco bell employees that eat only at taco bell. every fart is a risk after that food.
"smelled it and moaned and rolled back over" LMAOOO!
The only thing that would make this funnier is if she tasted it.
I just hope the chick was in her own bed. What would you do if someone shit in your bed??? I'd slap the bitch, and make her buy me new sheets. Ew, what if he's one of those guys that doesn't put sheets on his bed??? OMG gross.
10:50 how does that mean they definitely had anal? the body fluids were drool, her vag juice and shit, maybe she is overweight since fat women shart all the time
not once have I EVER sharted after anal.... this bitch is just sick.
Dude im guessin heavy drinkin paired with mexican food. SICK!
how do you know they had anal before?!?!!
just plain nasty; sex is hot - shitting during or because - NOT
11:46 ..shut the fuck up and bring me my dinner bitch
The funny thing is that he bothered to tell someone about it. Maybe he's cursing his wingman.
dude that's fucking hot. i love when girls get nasty like that. fuckin turn on, for me anyway
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. that made me laugh but it's damn sick.
fuck you unknown error
fucking Fake! I HATE PEOPLE!
^^Cuz he fucked her in the ass.
I once did a whore... wanted anal but she said she didn't do an enema... we did it anyway... messiest sex EVER. (she wanted 120 but I gave her 200 on general principle)
Really, people? We believe this? Has anybody, ANYBODY, really sharted in their sleep since, I don't know, they were three years old?
Right on 10:39.
10:50 Haha, my bad. I guess I haven't slept with enough fat chicks to know that. I'd have still fucked her in the ass though.
Uh 2:01.. How does you being "skinny" have anything to do with it..? I think your actually fat:)
lol 10:32, cause they're probably fucking stupid assholes.
ayeee yi yiii anal sex.
Oops 11:00 is my --10:50-- reply to 10:56. I'm lame.
If you don't shart after sex has nothing to do with how skinny you are what a dumb bitch maybe has something to do with the size of the thing being rammed in and out of you try having a anal with a good sized man lol!
There has been waayy too many texts about people "sharting" in their sleep lately..
who the fuck would say this a good night? sick fuck!
10:45 Because the OP said, "i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category." meaning multiple bodily fluids, not just feces. Sharting post anal happens. Usually best to expect it and send the wide receiver to the toilet to take care of their business.
ROFL this shit is weak.
u should have thrown up on her chest then gave her a dirty sanchez
gross. get new sheets and a new bed
thats a good question. i second it!