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  • it s not fake im the one who sent it. and it happened in vegas in a 350 dollar hotel suite. i couldnt leave!! and i did fuck her in the ass. twice, once more after she showered up in the morning. i had to get my moneys worth casue the hotel charged me for the shart stains.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:49pm
  • YOU MEN ARE SUCH BABIES. Guys should know that a girl will shart after anal, or not. It's perfectly normal, and guys should learn to accept it, and even like it. Save one nigh stands and random hookups, it really shows that a guy is in love with the girl. If you're willing to have sex with a girl, know that she has bodily functions just like you do. Haha, just kidding. This text is fucking grody.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:45am
  • I laughed so hard reading this I almost peed my pants. I've never sharted after anal. Maybe I'm just too skinny. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:01am
  • 1:02...310 is a wide range of l.a not just beverly hills you dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:10am
  • Awww, 9:56, I don't think you're prude. Maybe just inexperienced? You're asking the important questions though. Anal just has a different feel. Tighter. Different angles. Plus if the chick is into it - which she has to be, to get away with it - it's hot watching her enjoy, well, whatever it is women enjoy about it. It's just a totally different experience. I would never want to do it with a guy thought. That thought has no appeal to me whatsoever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:18am
  • Why would anyone say that this is a good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:32pm
  • aahh 310. beverly hills, thats were i want to be.......sharting in beverly hills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:02am
  • Wow, where do you find disgusting, dirty bitches like this? I swear I hope this was at her own place, because then I would leave and keep her in the "likes anal sex, but has a loose asshole after," category and never invite her to my place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:30pm
  • i almost sharted myself that was so funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:15am
  • so fake! they should change this website to "most ridiculous events we can make up"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:25pm
  • I have to say y the hell would u want to have anal anyway?! that's gross, and if you can't handle the side effects, don't do it. Also why the fuck did you stay in the bed?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:01pm
  • 10:39 i'm a feminazi and from my understanding, it IS kinda normal to shart after anal. but why would a woman say men are supposed to love that? i guess you kinda have to accept it...but love it? you're just being dramatic and dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:46pm
  • hahaha dude sick why didnt you leave the bed after she sharted though??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Alright, another post about a chick sharting in her sleep. In all my experiences I've never ONCE dealt with this. And I know many of you can attest to it In conclusion, im led to believe this is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:28am
  • 10:56, women do not shart because they are fat, they shart because they are nasty. granted, fat and nasty usually go hand in hand so nvm...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:51am
  • what? he stuck around for anal obviously, whatre you guys dumb?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:20pm
  • LMAO 11:45 the sad thing is you sound like a lot of girls on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:52am
  • All I can say is that if you are going to play in the sand box, expect a little sand on your dick and grow the fuck up about it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:21pm
  • im waiting for all the TFLN feminazis to say that this is perfectly normal, and real men love sharting girls who moan at their own juice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:39pm
  • People shart. It happens. I woke up in my own shit a couple of weeks ago during a period of severe food poisoning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:00am
  • HAHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUCKED UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:20am
  • "smelled it and moaned and rolled back over" LMAOOO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:01am
  • you'll be waiting a long time.. atleast i hope.. 'cause that is NOT NORMAL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:42pm
  • The only thing that would make this funnier is if she tasted it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I just hope the chick was in her own bed. What would you do if someone shit in your bed??? I'd slap the bitch, and make her buy me new sheets. Ew, what if he's one of those guys that doesn't put sheets on his bed??? OMG gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 10:50 how does that mean they definitely had anal? the body fluids were drool, her vag juice and shit, maybe she is overweight since fat women shart all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:56pm
  • 11:46 ..shut the fuck up and bring me my dinner bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:03am
  • not once have I EVER sharted after anal.... this bitch is just sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Dude im guessin heavy drinkin paired with mexican food. SICK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:51pm
  • how do you know they had anal before?!?!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:45pm
  • The funny thing is that he bothered to tell someone about it. Maybe he's cursing his wingman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:26pm
  • maybe someone should stop fucking taco bell employees that eat only at taco bell. every fart is a risk after that food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:11am
  • just plain nasty; sex is hot - shitting during or because - NOT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:03am
  • dude that's fucking hot. i love when girls get nasty like that. fuckin turn on, for me anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:45pm
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. that made me laugh but it's damn sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:59pm
  • I once did a whore... wanted anal but she said she didn't do an enema... we did it anyway... messiest sex EVER. (she wanted 120 but I gave her 200 on general principle)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41am
  • fuck you unknown error

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:07am
  • ^^Cuz he fucked her in the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Right on 10:39.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Apr 7, 12 at 8:15am
  • I laughed so hard reading this I almost peed my pants. I've never sharted after anal. Maybe I'm just too skinny. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:01am
  • 10:50 Haha, my bad. I guess I haven't slept with enough fat chicks to know that. I'd have still fucked her in the ass though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Really, people? We believe this? Has anybody, ANYBODY, really sharted in their sleep since, I don't know, they were three years old?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:28pm
  • fucking Fake! I HATE PEOPLE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:02am
  • Uh 2:01.. How does you being "skinny" have anything to do with it..? I think your actually fat:)

    Submitted by BooBear29 on Nov 27, 11 at 8:31pm
  • lol 10:32, cause they're probably fucking stupid assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:36am
  • ayeee yi yiii anal sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:06am
  • Oops 11:00 is my --10:50-- reply to 10:56. I'm lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:01pm
  • If you don't shart after sex has nothing to do with how skinny you are what a dumb bitch maybe has something to do with the size of the thing being rammed in and out of you try having a anal with a good sized man lol!

    Submitted by abbyb301980 on Jan 5, 11 at 4:00am
  • There has been waayy too many texts about people "sharting" in their sleep lately..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:20am
  • who the fuck would say this a good night? sick fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:49am
  • 10:45 Because the OP said, "i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category." meaning multiple bodily fluids, not just feces. Sharting post anal happens. Usually best to expect it and send the wide receiver to the toilet to take care of their business.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:50pm
  • ROFL this shit is weak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:42pm
  • gross. get new sheets and a new bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:49am
  • u should have thrown up on her chest then gave her a dirty sanchez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:05am
  • thats a good question. i second it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:10pm