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  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:31pm
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    Exact quote from Family Guy, losers

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03pm
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    Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm
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    Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:26pm
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    "She said I should ride with you, 'cause it'd be good for you" *Glares!* >.> <.<

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:46am
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    hahaha, pretty sure ive been that guy before

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:08pm
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    When busted, remaining still in the hopes they will walk away and stop looking at you is always the best course of action. Never works but still.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:12pm
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    You are a special kind of person

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:28pm
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    PLEEEEAAASE!!!! GODDAMMIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:44pm
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    or just close your eyes then he will "magically" disappear, problem solved!

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:17pm
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    Was he a guy or a T-Rex?

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:19pm
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    Hold on to your butts!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:45pm
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    He left us... he left us!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:01am
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    ROFL that's funny as shit!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:48pm
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    lmfaooo @ how everyone is quoting jurassic park .. when you get caught, u just discretely get up and walk away lol ... awkwardddd lol

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Metalgasmo on Feb 1, 10 at 7:54am
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    Jurassic Park reference during sex = epic.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:17am
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    This girl is my favorite girl ever. Jurassic Park reference during risky sex? Awesome.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:39pm
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    Dotson! Dotson! We've got Dotson over here!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:20pm
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    12:39 lets get married

  • 77 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:37pm
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    @ 3:01 you know it wasn't actual sex, I'm sure they were wearing their undergarments. Utah BLOWS

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:12pm
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    .... if you gotta go, you gotta go

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:44pm
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    Actually, all the Jurassic Park quotes from 'Ian Freeze' down have been me. Best movie of all time. Clever girl...

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:07pm
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    isnt that a direct quote from Jurassic Park - was the thing watching you a TREX?

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:01pm
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    the chickens all have human arms

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:48am
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    hahahaha...my bf and i were gonna do that, but then we saw a body in the creek behind our apt. kind of a mood killer.

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:01pm
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    MORMONS DONT HAVE SEX... LOL... I like it!

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:11pm
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    God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:05pm
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    lol totally done this

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:43pm
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    The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:02pm
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    did you think he was t-rex lol?

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:12am
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    stolen from family guy, not funny

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 6, 11 at 10:12pm
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    Yay, Jurrasic Park. xD

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49pm
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    12:44 i do that all the time...when caught masturbating...like an etch-a-sketch...it never happend

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:41pm
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    Ian?? Really? Fuck Ians.