We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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"She said I should ride with you, 'cause it'd be good for you"
*Glares!* >.> <.<
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!
Jurassic Park reference during sex = epic.
hahaha, pretty sure ive been that guy before
Exact quote from Family Guy, losers
lmfaooo @ how everyone is quoting jurassic park .. when you get caught, u just discretely get up and walk away lol ... awkwardddd lol
Hold on to your butts!
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ROFL that's funny as shit!
Was he a guy or a T-Rex?
He left us... he left us!
When busted, remaining still in the hopes they will walk away and stop looking at you is always the best course of action. Never works but still.
You are a special kind of person
Dotson! Dotson! We've got Dotson over here!
.... if you gotta go, you gotta go
God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys god.
Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.
the chickens all have human arms
PLEEEEAAASE!!!! GODDAMMIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!
or just close your eyes then he will "magically" disappear, problem solved!
MORMONS DONT HAVE SEX... LOL... I like it!
This girl is my favorite girl ever. Jurassic Park reference during risky sex? Awesome.
Actually, all the Jurassic Park quotes from 'Ian Freeze' down have been me. Best movie of all time.
12:39 lets get married
isnt that a direct quote from Jurassic Park - was the thing watching you a TREX?
lol totally done this
did you think he was t-rex lol?
stolen from family guy, not funny
The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
hahahaha...my bf and i were gonna do that, but then we saw a body in the creek behind our apt. kind of a mood killer.
@ 3:01 you know it wasn't actual sex, I'm sure they were wearing their undergarments.
12:44 i do that all the time...when caught masturbating...like an etch-a-sketch...it never happend
Yay, Jurrasic Park. xD
Ian?? Really? Fuck Ians.