We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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"She said I should ride with you, 'cause it'd be good for you"
*Glares!* >.> <.<
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!
hahaha, pretty sure ive been that guy before
lmfaooo @ how everyone is quoting jurassic park .. when you get caught, u just discretely get up and walk away lol ... awkwardddd lol
Jurassic Park reference during sex = epic.
Exact quote from Family Guy, losers
When busted, remaining still in the hopes they will walk away and stop looking at you is always the best course of action. Never works but still.
Dotson! Dotson! We've got Dotson over here!
ROFL that's funny as shit!
Hold on to your butts!
Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.
He left us... he left us!
Was he a guy or a T-Rex?
You are a special kind of person
the chickens all have human arms
God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys god.
Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.
MORMONS DONT HAVE SEX... LOL... I like it!
PLEEEEAAASE!!!! GODDAMMIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!
.... if you gotta go, you gotta go
or just close your eyes then he will "magically" disappear, problem solved!
This girl is my favorite girl ever. Jurassic Park reference during risky sex? Awesome.
hahahaha...my bf and i were gonna do that, but then we saw a body in the creek behind our apt. kind of a mood killer.
Actually, all the Jurassic Park quotes from 'Ian Freeze' down have been me. Best movie of all time.
isnt that a direct quote from Jurassic Park - was the thing watching you a TREX?
12:39 lets get married
stolen from family guy, not funny
lol totally done this
@ 3:01 you know it wasn't actual sex, I'm sure they were wearing their undergarments.
The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
did you think he was t-rex lol?
12:44 i do that all the time...when caught masturbating...like an etch-a-sketch...it never happend
Yay, Jurrasic Park. xD
Ian?? Really? Fuck Ians.