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  • Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm
  • "She said I should ride with you, 'cause it'd be good for you" *Glares!* >.> <.<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Jurassic Park reference during sex = epic.

    Submitted by Metalgasmo on Feb 1, 10 at 7:54am
  • hahaha, pretty sure ive been that guy before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:46am
  • Exact quote from Family Guy, losers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:31pm
  • lmfaooo @ how everyone is quoting jurassic park .. when you get caught, u just discretely get up and walk away lol ... awkwardddd lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Hold on to your butts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03pm
  • ROFL that's funny as shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:01am
  • Was he a guy or a T-Rex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:17pm
  • He left us... he left us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:45pm
  • When busted, remaining still in the hopes they will walk away and stop looking at you is always the best course of action. Never works but still.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:08pm
  • the chickens all have human arms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:01pm
  • You are a special kind of person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Dotson! Dotson! We've got Dotson over here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:39pm
  • .... if you gotta go, you gotta go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:12pm
  • God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:11pm
  • PLEEEEAAASE!!!! GODDAMMIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:28pm
  • MORMONS DONT HAVE SEX... LOL... I like it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:01pm
  • or just close your eyes then he will "magically" disappear, problem solved!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Actually, all the Jurassic Park quotes from 'Ian Freeze' down have been me. Best movie of all time. Clever girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:44pm
  • This girl is my favorite girl ever. Jurassic Park reference during risky sex? Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:17am
  • 12:39 lets get married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:20pm
  • lol totally done this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:05pm
  • stolen from family guy, not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:12am
  • isnt that a direct quote from Jurassic Park - was the thing watching you a TREX?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:07pm
  • hahahaha...my bf and i were gonna do that, but then we saw a body in the creek behind our apt. kind of a mood killer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:48am
  • did you think he was t-rex lol?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:02pm
  • The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:43pm
  • @ 3:01 you know it wasn't actual sex, I'm sure they were wearing their undergarments. Utah BLOWS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:37pm
  • 12:44 i do that all the time...when caught masturbating...like an etch-a-sketch...it never happend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Yay, Jurrasic Park. xD

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 6, 11 at 10:12pm
  • Ian?? Really? Fuck Ians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:41pm