I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks since she is in love with another man it was special that she was able to turn down two other men and puke!
10:14 Right. Virgin.
Wish I could find a girl like you..
In Soviet Russia, three guys puke on you!
That's your own damn fault. When will women (all of you) learn that spreading the pussy around has nothing to do with love? It's a primal animalistic urge that, being top of the food chain, we're entitled to!!!
how weak were your high school days?
That's cool, but I wouldn't deny three guys and puke everywhere.
Sounds like he really cares for his boyfriend.
Oh I get it. Its funny because she could have been a slut but she chose not to.
Classy bitch. Text should read "I thought I loved you still, and after I pucked everywhere I was denied by three guys. I still love you. Please take my unclassy pig ass back. And I sharted."
I Jeff. Keep it up man.
Let's just be friends.
That's true love there
That's love alright.
Damn he's lucky...I think
She's not telling him about the other4 guys she sucked off behind the dumpster.
10:14 you moron, if you relate fucking with the food chain, that insinuates you fuck all the things you eat. Which I really really hope is only one particular thing. Hey, so is anyone else excited about the movie Men Who Stare At Goats?
As Jesus would have.
this is such a bagly text.
I <3 Boston.
She is a fu'cking whore.
1st i agree with 1208, and also if she loved him she wouldnt get that hammered without him
You wanna know how I got these scars?
These pretzels are making me want to puke