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  • 58 34
    Submitted by kyoat on Jul 27, 10 at 7:17am

    Wish I could find a girl like you..

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:08pm

    10:14 Right. Virgin.

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:08am

    In Soviet Russia, three guys puke on you!

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:11am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks since she is in love with another man it was special that she was able to turn down two other men and puke! -Jeff

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:31am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:26am

    Let's just be friends.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:14am

    Sounds like he really cares for his boyfriend.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:29pm

    That's love alright.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:05pm

    1st i agree with 1208, and also if she loved him she wouldnt get that hammered without him

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:23am

    I Jeff. Keep it up man.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:14am

    That's your own damn fault. When will women (all of you) learn that spreading the pussy around has nothing to do with love? It's a primal animalistic urge that, being top of the food chain, we're entitled to!!!

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:04am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't deny three guys and puke everywhere.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:01pm

    Oh I get it. Its funny because she could have been a slut but she chose not to. -Jeff

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:13pm

    10:14 you moron, if you relate fucking with the food chain, that insinuates you fuck all the things you eat. Which I really really hope is only one particular thing. Hey, so is anyone else excited about the movie Men Who Stare At Goats?

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:05am

    That's true love there

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:08pm

    Damn he's lucky...I think

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:07pm

    As Jesus would have.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:01pm

    She is a fu'cking whore. -Jeff

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26pm

    how weak were your high school days?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:04pm

    this is such a bagly text. I <3 Boston.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:00pm

    She's not telling him about the other4 guys she sucked off behind the dumpster.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:14am

    Classy bitch. Text should read "I thought I loved you still, and after I pucked everywhere I was denied by three guys. I still love you. Please take my unclassy pig ass back. And I sharted."

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:41am

    These pretzels are making me want to puke