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  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks since she is in love with another man it was special that she was able to turn down two other men and puke! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:11am
  • Wish I could find a girl like you..

    Submitted by kyoat on Jul 27, 10 at 7:17am
  • 10:14 Right. Virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:08pm
  • In Soviet Russia, three guys puke on you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:08am
  • That's your own damn fault. When will women (all of you) learn that spreading the pussy around has nothing to do with love? It's a primal animalistic urge that, being top of the food chain, we're entitled to!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:14am
  • Sounds like he really cares for his boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:14am
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't deny three guys and puke everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:04am
  • Oh I get it. Its funny because she could have been a slut but she chose not to. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Let's just be friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:26am
  • how weak were your high school days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Classy bitch. Text should read "I thought I loved you still, and after I pucked everywhere I was denied by three guys. I still love you. Please take my unclassy pig ass back. And I sharted."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:14am
  • I Jeff. Keep it up man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:23am
  • Damn he's lucky...I think

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:08pm
  • That's true love there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:05am
  • That's love alright.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 10:14 you moron, if you relate fucking with the food chain, that insinuates you fuck all the things you eat. Which I really really hope is only one particular thing. Hey, so is anyone else excited about the movie Men Who Stare At Goats?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:13pm
  • She's not telling him about the other4 guys she sucked off behind the dumpster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:00pm
  • She is a fu'cking whore. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:01pm
  • As Jesus would have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:07pm
  • this is such a bagly text. I <3 Boston.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:04pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:31am
  • 1st i agree with 1208, and also if she loved him she wouldnt get that hammered without him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:05pm
  • These pretzels are making me want to puke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:41am