He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
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ahh i love cleveland and booty calls.
But if creepers it's creepers who are trying to pull a booty call on you, a booty call contract might be a clever way to get rid of them.
Cheers to the author of this text.
booty call contract? ain't it a booty call, cause there are NO strings attached?!?! I just call you when I want some booty... What kinda contract do we need for that?
I wanna know what it said!
Maybe how they know each other is from online, and then talked on the phone lulz
You guys are taking this too serious! Obv, you don't NEED rules for booty calls. There are unspoken rules that all abide by. However, she probably thought it would be funny to send him the Booty Call Contract as a joke since she knows that she's just a booty call.
1:39 is fail. Actual text. It's pretty obvious the dude realized it was to easy, and by "it" I mean you. You said it's "your" booty call contract. Shit prolly been signed by more dudes than The Declaration of Independence.
All these rules people are posting are rediculous. It all goes without saying, you don't need it in writing, that's just stupid. And what are you talking about 11:33PM? I've had 2 booty call honeys so far and they were basically one night stand encounters that happened many times. Have you ever had a booty call babe or dude?
The chances are good that I know the person who posted this. Go Cleveland.
Duh. Ever think that recipient of the booty call contract had decided he or she wanted more than that?
Maybe the contract says not to get clingy, and oral sex is a two-fucking-way street?
is booty call contract an oxymoron
but wait....wouldn't a guy be overjoyed that that was all this girl wanted? this is def. a bad night for all involved
Sorry it keeps giving me an error when I try and post the rest.
I didn't realize so many people couldn't tell the difference between a one night stand and a booty call.
A booty call contract should've read like this: SEX. LEAVE. Sign here______________
booty calls are for sex without bullshit. you obviously are not hot enough to deal with any bullshit what so ever. lower your standards or get a tit job; your call.
could i please see said contract?
5:14 - yes its wonderful when thats all a girl wants. a contract? run for the fucking hills. theres other girls who arent weird as fuck about it out there
Post contract or stfu.
I want to see it as well. The posters here are being a little too simplistic. I think it is smart to set out in writing that if I text you after 10:00 on a weeknight looking for sex, you can say "no" and I can't get bent out of shape.
There are so many possibilities for this text. She could have been trying to get rid of a creeper, maybe she made the contract really easy (don't call me unless you want in my pants) but he wanted more or the contract was way more serious and the guy was smart. Either way, I got some good ideas!
Settle down, it's just probably fake text that you guys are freaking out about. Fucking pathetic.
I want to see the contract
why do i feel like this is a reference to a dave chapelle episode...the booty call contract?
why do you even have his email if its a booty call? booty call should be strictly a name/number basis. i dont even wanna know where the bitch is from
because you're a desperate whore