But if creepers it's creepers who are trying to pull a booty call on you, a booty call contract might be a clever way to get rid of them.
Cheers to the author of this text.
You guys are taking this too serious! Obv, you don't NEED rules for booty calls. There are unspoken rules that all abide by. However, she probably thought it would be funny to send him the Booty Call Contract as a joke since she knows that she's just a booty call.
1:39 is fail. Actual text. It's pretty obvious the dude realized it was to easy, and by "it" I mean you. You said it's "your" booty call contract. Shit prolly been signed by more dudes than The Declaration of Independence.
booty call contract? ain't it a booty call, cause there are NO strings attached?!?! I just call you when I want some booty... What kinda contract do we need for that?
All these rules people are posting are rediculous. It all goes without saying, you don't need it in writing, that's just stupid. And what are you talking about 11:33PM? I've had 2 booty call honeys so far and they were basically one night stand encounters that happened many times. Have you ever had a booty call babe or dude?
Duh. Ever think that recipient of the booty call contract had decided he or she wanted more than that?
Maybe the contract says not to get clingy, and oral sex is a two-fucking-way street?
Hmmmm?
I want to see it as well. The posters here are being a little too simplistic. I think it is smart to set out in writing that if I text you after 10:00 on a weeknight looking for sex, you can say "no" and I can't get bent out of shape.
booty calls are for sex without bullshit. you obviously are not hot enough to deal with any bullshit what so ever. lower your standards or get a tit job; your call.
5:14 - yes its wonderful when thats all a girl wants. a contract? run for the fucking hills. theres other girls who arent weird as fuck about it out there
There are so many possibilities for this text. She could have been trying to get rid of a creeper, maybe she made the contract really easy (don't call me unless you want in my pants) but he wanted more or the contract was way more serious and the guy was smart. Either way, I got some good ideas!
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