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  • Submitted by Metalgasmo on Feb 11, 10 at 2:09pm

    Let that be a lesson to all you ladies.

  • Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 11, 10 at 2:31pm

    i love when the good night / bad night thumbs are practically equal. it's like battle of the sexs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:51pm

    Why wouldn't you swallow? Honestly. The cum is already in your mouth, so you have to taste it anyway. If you're gonna do the guy the courtesey of giving him a bj, then you might as well swallow too. If you're going to bitch about swallowing, just don't give blowjobs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:45pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:40pm

    Ha you told her whatsup. PS all you girls that think it's nasty, it's not and guys love it so just suck it up up and swallow (lol pun not intended)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:08pm

    Spitters are quitters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:35pm

    Try disGusting 2:29.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:32pm

    He's got a point

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:24pm

    sometimes you can't swallow, last time he didn't give me a heads up

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    Submitted by kdoug on Jul 16, 10 at 3:28am

    At least you didn't slip and fall.

  • Submitted by anom0435 on Feb 11, 10 at 10:57pm

    just looked this up...\n"From a healthy man, it will absolutely not harm you in any way. It's ninety-five percent water anyway. In fact, if the man is healthy, there are far far fewer germs in semen (almost none, really) than there would be in his saliva, so swallowing semen is less likely to cause any problem than a deep tongue kiss where you get his saliva in your mouth....remember that next time you swap spit with your boyfriend."\n..ya so get over it ladies..its a lot cleaner

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 11, 10 at 2:04pm

    Adda boy! Make that bitch learn to swallow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:13pm

    this girl obviously doesn't know what she's missing. I love to swallow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:02pm

    2:24- he didn't give you a heads up? If your an experienced dick sucker you'll know the dick pulses when it's about to cum. That's your heads up. And if it's down your throat anyways when it comes out just swallow it? Stop being such a pussy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:33pm

    Ok for all the bitches crying over not swallowing and how Nasty it tastes...ya stfu have you ever licked a dirty pussy?? Ya it tastes like shit so get the hell over it

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      Submitted by Pimp_Nasty on May 12, 10 at 4:31pm

      that's why you don't date black girls...

  • Submitted by RoseF32 on Feb 11, 10 at 7:56pm

    Ha. I'm a woman and I'm on the man's side of this argument. Bitch, learn to please a man. If you're just going to be grossed out by cum, you have no business giving head.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:51pm

    Win for the second texter!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:10pm

    5:00 if you're going to bitch and moan about spelling and grammar on a texting website then you might wanna just sign off and never sign on again, this place is not for you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:25pm

    is everyone on this site obsessed with sex...I mean a sex joke is funny but everyone shares experiences has anybody actually held a relationship not based on how your partner is in bed?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:57pm

    Idk why all these girls are bitching about having to swallow. He's going to pre-cum and you'll taste it anyways. Spitting is just proving your a dumb bitch So just do him a favor and swallow and maybe you'll get a favor next time. Boys love a swallower

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    Submitted by RoseF32 on Feb 11, 10 at 7:59pm

    Unless he never return the favour. Then you don't owe him SHIT. Otherwise, the act of sucking cock is about HIM. Not you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:52pm

    Hahaha!!! Bitches, take notes. Swallow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:22pm

    Hilariousssss

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:29pm

    You taste the cum longer when you don't swallow. Plus it's cleaner. I don't understand why you wouldn't want to swallow.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:40pm

    Epic win... Victory!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:27pm

    Keep it slutty new hamshire

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:33pm

    I love drinking cum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:20pm

    She should be happy he didn't jizz in her hair or eye. Learn to swallow ladies. If you think swallowing is gross, don't expect us to eat you out.

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    Submitted by kenzieElise on Aug 3, 10 at 1:42am

    Nope, I love giving my boyfriend BJs, I think it's fun and I swallow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:06pm

    Could be worse.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:45pm

    This is perfect... Lol (:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:23am

    Spitting is just rude. Real women swallow!! ~ a real woman ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:33am

    In soviet Russia cum swallow you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:34pm

    I like this, but dislike this at the same time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:29pm

    haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:22pm

    Boys are such pigs.if you were a real man you wouldn't be such an asshole !

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:58pm

    Bitch just got punked the fuck out.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:41pm

    7:13. I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:07pm

    guys need to stfu. you're lucky that you are even getting a fucking bj so if we spit, stfu.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:00am

    Darkies are full of disease. -The Nlgger

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:38am

    Damn girls need to chill. Anything that is funny to guys girls immediatly call men pigs. I'm a girl and I really don't care about txts like these they are funny. But i guess not everyone thinks so but they shouldn't bitch about it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:20pm

    Way to live it up Connecticut

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    Submitted by Rachelridestoruk on Mar 27, 10 at 11:49am

    5:30 is a spitter. What a cunt.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:43pm

    Not swallowing is a waste. Oh-and there's nothing sexier than "obligation head"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:33pm

    It's also for bitch boys

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    Submitted by dhwang on Oct 6, 10 at 5:21pm

    Come suck my dick I'll make you swallow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:42pm

    Cum has 5 calories per serving. Bet you won't swallow now!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:04pm

    Because that's for sluts to do, BITCH!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:27pm

    If a dick in your mouth doesn't even bother you, then why should a thick liquid bother you? Think of it as nasty liquid medicine you take when you have a cold. You might not enjoy it, but it's necessary to "get better." This is from a female perspective by the way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:31pm

    "srry I just came" (Dane Cook) bitches!

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    Submitted by babyimanarchy on May 18, 10 at 7:36am

    just because guys love it doesn't mean girls have to do it. and yes guys should still eat a girl out even if she doesn't swallow. it's still a fucking BJ. when it comes down to it your penis was still in her mouth for a while... quit being so picky. \ndon't get me wrong, i am a girl who always swallows. i just got annoyed reading some of these comments.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:43pm

    i think sucking is nasty .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:00pm

    Why don't you guys try swallowing then

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      Submitted by jamey on Feb 12, 10 at 1:43pm

      swallow what? you want to take a dump in my mouth? ill gladly swallow that. then could you please take a dump on a glass plate while i hold it above my head?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:49am

    My wife loves to swallow! So do most of my girlfriends;) They get the boot if they don't. (after they get an Angry Dragon of course)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:36pm

    Bitches shut up about how nasty it is my gf told me it's gross! I told her to STFU and licked some off my finger what the fuck is the problem it has no taste grow a pair of tits and learn swallow or they guy will cheat on you with a bitch that does swallow! And no it's not his fault it's your fault u could have prevented the whole thing hahaha

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    Submitted by willnotz23 on Feb 18, 10 at 3:26pm

    take that bitch! there's room in hell for you next to all the fags who did swallow.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:47pm

    Black guys like to swallow cum - Mexican guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:45pm

    I hate to waste a cumshot on a non-moving target but this is a good way to teach a lesson. If my girl doesn't swallow I usually nut in her fishtank, but she doesn't get the message because the fish eat it before she sees it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:55am

    At 1:59. Why are you asking Jesus to think about it? The only one who is dumb, would have to be you. You are ignorant enough to say sucking and swallowing is not nearly as nasty as eating a girl our. Judging by that statement that meabs that you have sucked and sollowed for your own expwrience

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:03pm

    Gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:30am

    Honestlyy who the fuck cares if she swallows or not? You got a fucking bj, be happy and shut the fuck up. men are such pigs.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:38pm

    Best one in a while. So true!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:00pm

    Hahaha CT ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:32pm

    Yeah bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:54pm

    Stupid fucking bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:08am

    Very nice...and I'm a girl!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:27pm

    Men suck and yes you can get dieases from cum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:22pm

    Agrees with 2:10

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    Submitted by FiGhTiNtxAgGiE11 on Feb 12, 10 at 12:33pm

    That's why I always swallow. It's easier anyway. Am I the only girl that enjoys giving them? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:29pm

    Ewww that's so gross and you wanna know what you GUYS can swallow if you really want someone to do it so bad, that's just discusting

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      Submitted by zinger on Feb 11, 10 at 2:42pm

      Shut up and find a guy who eats healthy or get over it. Alternatively, continue having a boring sex life.

    • Submitted by anonymousghjdghf on Feb 11, 10 at 3:48pm

      as a female. swallowing is not disgusting.

    • Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 11, 10 at 5:00pm

      If you're going to preach, please include proper spelling an grammar. All mistakes immediately exclude this post from my caring.

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 1:05am

    spitters are quitters, but swallowers have followers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:59am

    At 3 22 seriously bitch your pussy is way grosser than my cock. Cum occasionally comes out of mine and blood and who all knows what comes out of yours. Eating a girl out is a lot grosser than swallowing if you think about it.... Jesus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:54pm

    White girls love to swallow cum. --black boy

  • Submitted by nomo12 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:54pm

    HA!! (603)!! Nashua, NH Phone Number!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:37pm

    Black girls love to swallow. - White guy