he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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I'm pretty sure humans were meant to eat meat. Vegetarians are just weird unnatural abominations, only possible because of the excess of vitamin pill alternatives.
And Vegans are just overkill. Hate that vegans that are so full of themselves, Guess what guys we need other living things to stay alive, thats just how nature works, be it plant or animal. Get the fuck over yourselves and quit forcing yourself to be unnatural.
I lived on a farm and can say none of that shit is necessary, 11:15. That's just farmers getting greedy, keeping their animals is bad conditions and not wanting wait for them to mature naturally.
last time i checked, cows don't have dicks
if we're not supposed to eat animals, why did god make them soooo yummy. AND he made yummy sauces (like A1) to go with them...yeah that's what i thought
2:49, quit cheese for a month and you will lose about 10 pounds. If your skinny, keep eating it! Cheese does rule, but sooo bad for u
If god intended us to eat animals, why do we pump them full of saline, antibotics, hormones, and steroids?
Because the whole process becomes cheaper than if we didn't do it. If we didn't think the animals were already tasty (and stupid), we wouldn't have domesticated them thousands of years ago.
I'm vegan, live in florida, grow my own veggies, cuz I like it. I'm also Italian and love cooking for all my friends who do eat cheese, meat, etc. Everyone should do what they want. Peace to all. Let's drink to it. After all, vodka is vegan!
I've seen 1:19 naked. I'll convert!
Yeah, there's scorpion DNA in apples!
this makes me proud of burlington. even though it is ridiculous. silly hippies. i <3 VT.
Fuck off 12:49. You need b12 in such small amounts that it is completely unnecessary to eat in any way. Negatives blow away the positives. I'm a vegetarian and have a doctorate in nutrition
Haha. Mind what u say next time.
If god didn't want man to eat the animals he wouldn't have the so deliciously tasty.
My question to vegans and vegitarians is: Do you take medicine or drive a car, watch tv, surf the web etc? All of these have proven to have a larger effect on your health and environment
Vegans do like 1 type of real meat. My cock..
Boy deserved what he got.
11:23 the difference is that there's so much bad shit added to meat, poultry, and fish that it makes it bad to eat now. The meat is fine, it's what humans add to turn a profit. Excuse me, I don't want hormones in my milk. I can't believe milk is bad for you now. We've fucked up that much.
If we are not supposed to eat animals. Why are they made out of meat?
wait a minute.....There is no such thing as a cow dick. A cow is a female and there is no male version of a cow. I suppose I missed the subtle humor in the original text -- oops, no I didn't because there WAS no humor!!
@1:19 you almost got props for your good point, but then you had to say something about "converting" people. Fuck that. YUM MEAT!
But arguments aside, this situation is just funny as shit! Dudes hilarious, chicks a bitch. You can paint over it!
Yalll r fuckedup. Why do other people care what others eat ??? It doesn't affect you ?!
I agree with 10:26. Plus, it's more meat for the rest of us. Why the hell did he think it was a good idea to write that on her wall, with permanent marker no less? Even drunk I know better than that.
Ftbs.. That is freakin hilarious
1:19, get naked and show me how awesome you look...that's the only way I will be convinced.
vegans are dumb, its ok being a vegetarian, but going vegan just is well stupid.
I cant eat eggs or drink milk because they are animal bi-products.
Bitch just eat meat or be a normal veggie head.
Follow the food chain bitch.
It makes sense not to drink milk when it's full of antibiotics and hormones, 9:41.
Leave it to TFLN to ignore the more awesome facts that 1. SHE PUNCHED HIM and 2. HE WROTE 'DICK' ON HER WALL IN PERMANENT MARKER and just argue about whether vegans are flaming homosexuals or not.
i would punch someone if they wrote on my wall in permanent marker too!
11:11, because we have to preserve the meat for transit and manipulate it for size because none of you people live on a farm or know how to butcher an animal.
I'm an 8th level vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow (totally stolen from the Simpsons, but still funny as flock!)
Brother and sister?
you got a black eye from a cow dick?
11:37 saline injections make chicken plumper to sell.
Why would you care if others choose not to eat meat? It's not your life
The term "vegan" has come to be associated with the obnoxious, annoying, self-righteous variety of vegan; much like the term "feminist".
Mmmmmmmmmm cow cock.
Haha, I think vegans are pathetic people looking for attention, being vegetarian doesnt stand out enough for them so they had to go to ridiculous extremes and not eat/drink dairy products. what the fuck sense does it make to not eat dairy products? Seriously, thats just the dumbest shit i've ever heard.
Omg. I am a vegan and all this chemical talk needs to be left for text books! This is a fun website. Quit preaching! Let people see how amazing u look! That's how you convert people!
SHE PUNCHED HIM! THAT'S SO FUCKING HOT!
To 11:11:\nIf God DIDN'T intend us to eat animals then why did he make them taste so good?
I'm vegan, and it pisses me off when people talk about how crazy we are for not eating animal products. What's the big fucking deal? Why does it freak people out so much if we don't drink milk? Sorry, I have more discipline than you, but don't crucify me for it. Gosh.
i love cows and turkeys and pigs and chickens and ducks and deer and fish and bologna... mmmm. tasty.
I'm a vegatarian and I don't give a shit if you people eat meat, that's your choice. So why must you hate me?
Oh, and you people saying the only meat meat we'll is your dick...we've heard it a million times
The funny thing is that Vegan/Vegitarians are no healthier than the meat fish and poultry eaters. Obviously somebody that eats a ton of fried food or fast food will be less healthy, but a properly cooked meal is just as good for you
God intended us to eat meat. This is why there are so many humans in the world! Mmmm humans ;) Don't knock it til you try it
Hahaha. 12:10 you so crazy...
10:31, I'm not a vegetarian, but there isn't any vitamin you can get from meat that you don't get in higher quantities in plants.
I think he meant to say protein. You can get most amino acids from plants, but certain ones literally do not exist in any plant.
There's only one meat that vegan women need to love ;)
I like cheese, too much to be vegan.
Vegetarians are the reason for global warming, watch "Carlos Mencia rips on Vegetarians", best argument agains vegitarians ever. (:
when i gave up dairy, my skin cleared up. i've mentioned this before on another text. i'm not vegan or vegetarian because i still eat eggs and fish, but just giving up dairy improved my adult acne without cleansers or medication.
I give you all the animals to eat
You know vegans and vegetarians in general weigh less then others who eat meat ? And we have less body fat ? You guys r prob all overweight while eating ur bacon and hot dogs of processed fat. YUMM. I guess I'll barf my salad all over your food... So I guess it will affect you too haha
Sounds slightly similar to a scene in grandmas boy when they went a vegan restaraunt and the waiter got offended and proceeded to tell them "go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick."
I fail to see the issue with his action.
bacon makes everything better
Excuse me while i go eat my turkey dinner with extra buttery mashed potato's, some chicken stuffing and wash it all down with some delicious milk...mmm.
The hormones are the result of industrialized agriculture which is ethically debateable. Preservatives like saline help keep meat fresh for transit and cause meat to weigh more and look better for sale. But 11:15 is entirely right in that the vast majority do not know how to butcher an animal.
Ps I live on a farm and generally try to eat my own stock.
Veggies are manipulated, pumped full of chemicals and iradiated too. It is the way of modern agribusiness.
If the cow has a dick, that'd make it a bull, fucktard.
i eat the junkiest shit ever and smoke butts, and bud, and snort shit up my nose, and im in perfect weight with perfect bmi and a big dick, so fuck vegans and suck my meat
Whoever said something about A1 is crazy if they put that shit on their steak. I prefer the taste of medium rare juice, than a taste replacement sauce...A1 on a burger is good though
Just as the vegan should be expected to take SOME flack for her lifestyle choice, the guy should be expected to get punched in the face for his own lifestyle choice of being a total asshole who never gets laid.
I think he deserves that .
*meat we'll eat, stupid itouch...
ANIMALS ARE DELICIOUS.
*beef in any way
GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT
I eat a ton of meat and am perfectly healthy.
That's why I grow my own produce and raise my own chickens. I'm in perfect health without consumming red meat.
11:12 show me a plant that contains any/as much/more B12 than a steak/cut of meat. Go ahead...I'll wait.
actually it does effect us. it effects me if i hear about it or see it, i want to puke. then i'm going to puke all over the place on other's meals and that's going to effect them. that's gonna suck