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  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:31am

    I'm pretty sure humans were meant to eat meat. Vegetarians are just weird unnatural abominations, only possible because of the excess of vitamin pill alternatives. And Vegans are just overkill. Hate that vegans that are so full of themselves, Guess what guys we need other living things to stay alive, thats just how nature works, be it plant or animal. Get the fuck over yourselves and quit forcing yourself to be unnatural.

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:35am

    I lived on a farm and can say none of that shit is necessary, 11:15. That's just farmers getting greedy, keeping their animals is bad conditions and not wanting wait for them to mature naturally.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:52pm

    I've seen 1:19 naked. I'll convert!

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:17am

    Fuck off 12:49. You need b12 in such small amounts that it is completely unnecessary to eat in any way. Negatives blow away the positives. I'm a vegetarian and have a doctorate in nutrition

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:21am

    If god didn't want man to eat the animals he wouldn't have the so deliciously tasty.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:51pm

    I'm vegan, live in florida, grow my own veggies, cuz I like it. I'm also Italian and love cooking for all my friends who do eat cheese, meat, etc. Everyone should do what they want. Peace to all. Let's drink to it. After all, vodka is vegan!

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:57am

    Yeah, there's scorpion DNA in apples!

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:11am

    If god intended us to eat animals, why do we pump them full of saline, antibotics, hormones, and steroids?

    • 19 27
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 7:10pm

      Because the whole process becomes cheaper than if we didn't do it. If we didn't think the animals were already tasty (and stupid), we wouldn't have domesticated them thousands of years ago.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:23pm

    It makes sense not to drink milk when it's full of antibiotics and hormones, 9:41.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:14pm

    2:49, quit cheese for a month and you will lose about 10 pounds. If your skinny, keep eating it! Cheese does rule, but sooo bad for u

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:29am

    if we're not supposed to eat animals, why did god make them soooo yummy. AND he made yummy sauces (like A1) to go with them...yeah that's what i thought

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:50am

    Haha. Mind what u say next time.

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:30am

    last time i checked, cows don't have dicks

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:39pm

    I'm an 8th level vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow (totally stolen from the Simpsons, but still funny as flock!)

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:23am

    Yalll r fuckedup. Why do other people care what others eat ??? It doesn't affect you ?!

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:20pm

    Vegans do like 1 type of real meat. My cock..

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:48am

    SHE PUNCHED HIM! THAT'S SO FUCKING HOT!

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:26am

    If we are not supposed to eat animals. Why are they made out of meat?

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:28pm

    this makes me proud of burlington. even though it is ridiculous. silly hippies. i <3 VT.

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:25am

    i love cows and turkeys and pigs and chickens and ducks and deer and fish and bologna... mmmm. tasty.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:12am

    Boy deserved what he got.

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:29pm

    wait a minute.....There is no such thing as a cow dick. A cow is a female and there is no male version of a cow. I suppose I missed the subtle humor in the original text -- oops, no I didn't because there WAS no humor!!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:10pm

    Leave it to TFLN to ignore the more awesome facts that 1. SHE PUNCHED HIM and 2. HE WROTE 'DICK' ON HER WALL IN PERMANENT MARKER and just argue about whether vegans are flaming homosexuals or not.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:37am

    11:23 the difference is that there's so much bad shit added to meat, poultry, and fish that it makes it bad to eat now. The meat is fine, it's what humans add to turn a profit. Excuse me, I don't want hormones in my milk. I can't believe milk is bad for you now. We've fucked up that much.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:01pm

    *meat we'll eat, stupid itouch...

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:15am

    11:11, because we have to preserve the meat for transit and manipulate it for size because none of you people live on a farm or know how to butcher an animal.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:29pm

    i would punch someone if they wrote on my wall in permanent marker too!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:24am

    Whoever said something about A1 is crazy if they put that shit on their steak. I prefer the taste of medium rare juice, than a taste replacement sauce...A1 on a burger is good though

  • 57 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:26am

    Why would you care if others choose not to eat meat? It's not your life

    • 31 28
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 7:06pm

      The term "vegan" has come to be associated with the obnoxious, annoying, self-righteous variety of vegan; much like the term "feminist".

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:29pm

    God intended us to eat meat. This is why there are so many humans in the world! Mmmm humans ;) Don't knock it til you try it

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:29am

    I agree with 10:26. Plus, it's more meat for the rest of us. Why the hell did he think it was a good idea to write that on her wall, with permanent marker no less? Even drunk I know better than that.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:51am

    The hormones are the result of industrialized agriculture which is ethically debateable. Preservatives like saline help keep meat fresh for transit and cause meat to weigh more and look better for sale. But 11:15 is entirely right in that the vast majority do not know how to butcher an animal. Ps I live on a farm and generally try to eat my own stock.

  • 58 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:12am

    10:31, I'm not a vegetarian, but there isn't any vitamin you can get from meat that you don't get in higher quantities in plants.

    • 24 33
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 7:11pm

      I think he meant to say protein. You can get most amino acids from plants, but certain ones literally do not exist in any plant.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:00pm

    I'm a vegatarian and I don't give a shit if you people eat meat, that's your choice. So why must you hate me? Oh, and you people saying the only meat meat we'll is your dick...we've heard it a million times

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:45pm

    when i gave up dairy, my skin cleared up. i've mentioned this before on another text. i'm not vegan or vegetarian because i still eat eggs and fish, but just giving up dairy improved my adult acne without cleansers or medication.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:23am

    The funny thing is that Vegan/Vegitarians are no healthier than the meat fish and poultry eaters. Obviously somebody that eats a ton of fried food or fast food will be less healthy, but a properly cooked meal is just as good for you

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:27pm

    you got a black eye from a cow dick?

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:49pm

    I like cheese, too much to be vegan.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:19pm

    Omg. I am a vegan and all this chemical talk needs to be left for text books! This is a fun website. Quit preaching! Let people see how amazing u look! That's how you convert people!

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:51pm

    There's only one meat that vegan women need to love ;)

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:45pm

    Just as the vegan should be expected to take SOME flack for her lifestyle choice, the guy should be expected to get punched in the face for his own lifestyle choice of being a total asshole who never gets laid.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:59am

    That's why I grow my own produce and raise my own chickens. I'm in perfect health without consumming red meat.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:12pm

    My question to vegans and vegitarians is: Do you take medicine or drive a car, watch tv, surf the web etc? All of these have proven to have a larger effect on your health and environment

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:25pm

    vegans are dumb, its ok being a vegetarian, but going vegan just is well stupid. I cant eat eggs or drink milk because they are animal bi-products. Bitch just eat meat or be a normal veggie head. Follow the food chain bitch.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Tatersalad724 on Jul 5, 10 at 4:02pm

    Ftbs.. That is freakin hilarious

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:49pm

    11:12 show me a plant that contains any/as much/more B12 than a steak/cut of meat. Go ahead...I'll wait.

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32am

    You know vegans and vegetarians in general weigh less then others who eat meat ? And we have less body fat ? You guys r prob all overweight while eating ur bacon and hot dogs of processed fat. YUMM. I guess I'll barf my salad all over your food... So I guess it will affect you too haha

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:20am

    I fail to see the issue with his action.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:57am

    Vegetarians are the reason for global warming, watch "Carlos Mencia rips on Vegetarians", best argument agains vegitarians ever. (:

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:27pm

    I'm vegan, and it pisses me off when people talk about how crazy we are for not eating animal products. What's the big fucking deal? Why does it freak people out so much if we don't drink milk? Sorry, I have more discipline than you, but don't crucify me for it. Gosh.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:19, get naked and show me how awesome you look...that's the only way I will be convinced.

  • 54 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:55am

    Veggies are manipulated, pumped full of chemicals and iradiated too. It is the way of modern agribusiness.

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Dumdum on Apr 20, 10 at 10:11pm

    To 11:11:\nIf God DIDN'T intend us to eat animals then why did he make them taste so good?

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:50am

    hahaha...nice debate.

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:35pm

    bacon makes everything better

  • 42 79
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 9:56pm

    I think he deserves that .

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32am

    Gn 9:3 Something about I give you all the animals to eat

  • 50 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:43am

    ANIMALS ARE DELICIOUS.

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:26am

    Mmmmmmmmmm cow cock.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:17am

    *beef in any way

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:44am

    11:37 saline injections make chicken plumper to sell.

  • 49 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:57am

    i eat the junkiest shit ever and smoke butts, and bud, and snort shit up my nose, and im in perfect weight with perfect bmi and a big dick, so fuck vegans and suck my meat

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:47pm

    Sounds slightly similar to a scene in grandmas boy when they went a vegan restaraunt and the waiter got offended and proceeded to tell them "go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick."

  • 36 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:19pm

    Hahaha. 12:10 you so crazy...

  • 36 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:54am

    GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT

  • 27 64
    Submitted by loonymonkey on Feb 22, 11 at 8:14pm

    Brother and sister?

  • 41 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:01pm

    Excuse me while i go eat my turkey dinner with extra buttery mashed potato's, some chicken stuffing and wash it all down with some delicious milk...mmm.

  • 43 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:46pm

    I eat a ton of meat and am perfectly healthy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:07am

    If the cow has a dick, that'd make it a bull, fucktard.

  • 37 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:06am

    @1:19 you almost got props for your good point, but then you had to say something about "converting" people. Fuck that. YUM MEAT! But arguments aside, this situation is just funny as shit! Dudes hilarious, chicks a bitch. You can paint over it!

  • 36 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:41pm

    Haha, I think vegans are pathetic people looking for attention, being vegetarian doesnt stand out enough for them so they had to go to ridiculous extremes and not eat/drink dairy products. what the fuck sense does it make to not eat dairy products? Seriously, thats just the dumbest shit i've ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:28am

    actually it does effect us. it effects me if i hear about it or see it, i want to puke. then i'm going to puke all over the place on other's meals and that's going to effect them. that's gonna suck