jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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I still love being the guy with the 8" cock. But here's a tip, learn to eat pussy very well, then eat her out BEFORE you whip your dick out.
Love, the guy with the 8" cock who knows how to eat pussy.
haha how would you even feel it if you were to have sex?
Clearly he'd been homeschooled
Saying that all Asians are small is a terrible stereotype. Most are about average sized. There are plenty of white guys with tiny dicks.
I feel bad for the one guy who thumbed you down, 10:54. All guys should know how to eat pussy!
That's almost like the time I had a small penis
Any man can and should learn to use their dick properly. But any man who claims to have a big dick and can't back it up with an actual big dick is pretty damn useless.
must have been my ex bf...
My friend definitely has a big dick and he definitely knows how to use it.
Nothing wrong with a small dick if the guy knows how to work his hands and mouth. But guys with a large dick tend to act like one and think they don't need to do any other work. And he thinks he's among their ranks...
i saw one that small.......not sexy
10.54am Bailey is that you?
I've seen a dick that small...
But he knew what he was doing. The sex was definitely great. He could eat pussy like no body's business... But yes, it was hard to not laugh at his dick when he whipped it out, or told me to choke on it... hahahahahaha How do you fake gagging on a dick?
Definitely wasn't black
I wish I had a big penis.
It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm.
5:50 Wow. Insecure much? And if you are the op, why the fuck would you brag about your big dick before its hard? Fucking douche, do you even know how to control it?
Niggas don't have big dicks by default.
503 this is not FML, I am pretty sure that this website is texts from last night..
Ahha ohh portland oregon
hahahahaha i had the same problem. the guy i was wit thought he had a big dick. lol it was so small. wen we had sex i dint hardly even feel it. no joke. idk if im still a virgin or not. lol hahahahaha he asked me if i thought he was bigger then some of the other ones iv seen. lol totally not. but i didnt tell him that. lol
hey ladies how do you feel about 7" of man, that knows what is up.
Well, if you think about it, he was actually spot-on. She even confirmed it. She really HADN'T seen a dick "that big" before.
it can also be called an index finger.
what else is it called?
Was it like a acorn?
the last thing a small dick needs is to call attention to it.
Don't know about what the average really is for Asians. Only one I was with was bigger than the average I've had, not the biggest, but definitely big.
wikipedia micropenis its lol
you're gonna get your eyes gouged out by the work of my thumbs
Maybe he mistakened his dick for someone elses
A guy went to my highschool with a similar
problem..after seeing his junk I went around
school giving a thumbs up whenever I spoke of him, now the whole town knows it. It was literally the size of my thumb.
Its okay 1228, I (10:54) was busy making a girl squirt, I doubt he even knows what that means.
Who wants to next? ;)
Nice generalization, but what about those of us who are large and know how to use it?
11:47 Oh god that's so mean but I laughed so hard
Your an embarassment to the name Jack.
5:14- I can vouch for this. I've only been with a black guy once, but he had the smallest dick I've ever seen.
He must have been Asian.
There's a really hot girl at my school who's dating some guy named jack. i sincerely hope this is her text.
Average is lower BECAUSE of the Asian population. Used to be 6 and a half inches now it's down 5 and a half.
I was there... it was a bunch of C and D squad members who wouldn't know nine inches of pleasure if it slapped them in the face, which it will, sometime in the next five minutes...
who the fuck says pointer finger?
You can call me Bailey if you bend over to the front and touch your toes. ;)
Oh and also anyone dumb enough to judge a penis soft doesn't know the first thing about manhood... and as I said that night, Daddy putting it inside you at a young age don't mean you know about manhood... For instance I thought that plastic basketball hoop was huge when I was 10, but now I don't even need to jump to dunk on it. Get it?