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  • I still love being the guy with the 8" cock. But here's a tip, learn to eat pussy very well, then eat her out BEFORE you whip your dick out. Love, the guy with the 8" cock who knows how to eat pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:54am
  • haha how would you even feel it if you were to have sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:23am
  • Clearly he'd been homeschooled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:36am
  • Saying that all Asians are small is a terrible stereotype. Most are about average sized. There are plenty of white guys with tiny dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:46pm
  • I feel bad for the one guy who thumbed you down, 10:54. All guys should know how to eat pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:28pm
  • That's almost like the time I had a small penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:10pm
  • Any man can and should learn to use their dick properly. But any man who claims to have a big dick and can't back it up with an actual big dick is pretty damn useless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:44am
  • must have been my ex bf...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:13pm
  • My friend definitely has a big dick and he definitely knows how to use it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Nothing wrong with a small dick if the guy knows how to work his hands and mouth. But guys with a large dick tend to act like one and think they don't need to do any other work. And he thinks he's among their ranks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:47am
  • i saw one that small.......not sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:15am
  • 10.54am Bailey is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I've seen a dick that small... But he knew what he was doing. The sex was definitely great. He could eat pussy like no body's business... But yes, it was hard to not laugh at his dick when he whipped it out, or told me to choke on it... hahahahahaha How do you fake gagging on a dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Definitely wasn't black

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:12pm
  • I wish I had a big penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:02am
  • It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:50am
  • 5:50 Wow. Insecure much? And if you are the op, why the fuck would you brag about your big dick before its hard? Fucking douche, do you even know how to control it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Niggas don't have big dicks by default.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:14pm
  • 503 this is not FML, I am pretty sure that this website is texts from last night..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Ahha ohh portland oregon

    Submitted by AZ23 on Jun 30, 10 at 9:34pm
  • hahahahaha i had the same problem. the guy i was wit thought he had a big dick. lol it was so small. wen we had sex i dint hardly even feel it. no joke. idk if im still a virgin or not. lol hahahahaha he asked me if i thought he was bigger then some of the other ones iv seen. lol totally not. but i didnt tell him that. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:55pm
  • hey ladies how do you feel about 7" of man, that knows what is up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Well, if you think about it, he was actually spot-on. She even confirmed it. She really HADN'T seen a dick "that big" before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:35pm
  • it can also be called an index finger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:35am
  • what else is it called?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:32am
  • Was it like a acorn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:27pm
  • the last thing a small dick needs is to call attention to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Don't know about what the average really is for Asians. Only one I was with was bigger than the average I've had, not the biggest, but definitely big.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:34pm
  • wikipedia micropenis its lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:43pm
  • you're gonna get your eyes gouged out by the work of my thumbs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:40am
  • Maybe he mistakened his dick for someone elses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:23am
  • A guy went to my highschool with a similar problem..after seeing his junk I went around school giving a thumbs up whenever I spoke of him, now the whole town knows it. It was literally the size of my thumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Its okay 1228, I (10:54) was busy making a girl squirt, I doubt he even knows what that means. Who wants to next? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 10:47 Nice generalization, but what about those of us who are large and know how to use it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:04am
  • 11:47 Oh god that's so mean but I laughed so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Your an embarassment to the name Jack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm
  • 5:14- I can vouch for this. I've only been with a black guy once, but he had the smallest dick I've ever seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:26pm
  • He must have been Asian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:47am
  • There's a really hot girl at my school who's dating some guy named jack. i sincerely hope this is her text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16am
  • Average is lower BECAUSE of the Asian population. Used to be 6 and a half inches now it's down 5 and a half.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:12pm
  • I was there... it was a bunch of C and D squad members who wouldn't know nine inches of pleasure if it slapped them in the face, which it will, sometime in the next five minutes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:47pm
  • who the fuck says pointer finger?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:24am
  • 1:37 You can call me Bailey if you bend over to the front and touch your toes. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Oh and also anyone dumb enough to judge a penis soft doesn't know the first thing about manhood... and as I said that night, Daddy putting it inside you at a young age don't mean you know about manhood... For instance I thought that plastic basketball hoop was huge when I was 10, but now I don't even need to jump to dunk on it. Get it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:50pm